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jconnor
21-09-2012, 01:10 PM
I guess bro scorpioking is gonna take up priesthood and remain celibate from now onwards.

KatoeyLover69
21-09-2012, 01:50 PM
I guess bro scorpioking is gonna take up priesthood and remain celibate from now onwards.

Bro scorpioking akan nak bukit jadi sami ke ??? :confused: :eek: :eek:

jconnor
21-09-2012, 02:14 PM
He's gonna take after Johnny English.

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 02:52 PM
I think I've screwed enough PRCs to last a lifetime bro.

Haha..R u sure boh brader?... pls pm me ur list of PRCs which u bonked for Guiness Book of Records accreditation...

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 02:55 PM
AHHH Betong...there were 3 ruskies there plying at merlin hotel and the adjacent disco....

Bro Nigel,

Russkies in Betong??Tersesat there kot?? How were their services? i reckon they were there for a short time for purposes of extending their stay here in malaysia..i hv one turk friend now in danok for two days before she comes back to the Pearl of the Orient:D.. The bloody werewolverine suddenly became so gatal n asked me to go visit her again...

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 02:58 PM
What is there to be afraid bro? Noone is gonna be interested in a video of you screwing a girl. Its common knowledge that lawyers love to screw people, so they're not gonna be surprised by your video bro. He he.

Does your taxi use the meter or not bro? Own permit or renting from others?

For your info and security reasons bro, i shall now wear my balaclava and power rangers mask when cheonging... can't afford another sex tape scandal..the last video involving the opposition party head didn't turn out well for him...

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 03:01 PM
i've heard about this gel..Jantan Gel (organic it seems) is the name..apply a small tiny drop on one's torchlight and u wont be able to cum for quite a long time...but you still have an erection though..similar to Gambir Sarawak...

I have yet to use it..but afraid lei, later kena masuk hospital for ED...

Aiyoh brader...what i meant with organic is not the gel or anything of that sort...the only gel i use is the one i apply on my hair:D

organic for me means natural supplements like chinese herbs and all those blah blah blah stuff like oysters and of course, must also take multi vitamins untuk menguatkan badan..:D

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 03:05 PM
Bro, Energizer batteries can run out fast. What happens then?

What big one you talking about bro? For us Red Devils, its a game against a relegation threatened team only. Routine three points.

aiyoh amah..hv u not heard of rechargeable energizers?

wah, u punched me below the belt lo on ur comment regarding the mu-liv match... never mind, those who hv their backs to the wall, will be the most dangerous one!heh heh...

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 03:09 PM
Report from The New Paper (Singapore) dated 18 September 2012 :-

S'porean, 50, dies in Batam

A Singaporean man died in Batam on Sunday morning after taking a woman back to his hotel room.

Mr Lee Chin Chuan, 50, who had rented a room at the Newton Hotel and Spa on the Indonesian island is said to have downed two cans of beer shortly before his death.

Speaking to The New Paper yesterday, head of the Lubuk Baja police station in Nagoya, First Police Inspector Hendrianto said that Mr Lee then went into convulsions and was sent to the nearby Budi Kemuliaan hospital.

Mr Lee was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital at around 2am.
--- KatoeyNewsNetwork

REMARKS : I heard that he took Viagra before drinking the 2 cans of beer

Bro Katoey,

Dun be like tat lah...i never drink beer before cheong...then again, i did hv some drinks b4 i did it with the wolverine turk n i gave her one gruelling session until she can't cum anymore..so i must do some research first on this..

will get back to u bro when my research is completed n the results are verified by SIRIM or better known as Sexual Impotence Research Institute of Malaysia...:D

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 03:11 PM
I guess bro scorpioking is gonna take up priesthood and remain celibate from now onwards.

What lah tis man?suddenly i kena pambu all around left right n centre..some more got one bro from Bangkok also can taruh me all over from there...

btw bro, i jz remembered..if ever there was a sex video involving me, i can always use our taikor senior practitioner's line of defence:

"Look like me but wasn't me":D

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 03:14 PM
Bro scorpioking akan nak bukit jadi sami ke ??? :confused: :eek: :eek:

The only bukit i go up is the the two bukits surrounding a valley...:D

and thanks brader katoey for livening up this thread..

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 03:15 PM
He's gonna take after Johnny English.

Hey bro! u ada tengok itu Johnny English hah? He's a babe magnet lah!:D

jconnor
21-09-2012, 03:37 PM
What lah tis man?suddenly i kena pambu all around left right n centre..some more got one bro from Bangkok also can taruh me all over from there...

btw bro, i jz remembered..if ever there was a sex video involving me, i can always use our taikor senior practitioner's line of defence:

"Look like me but wasn't me":D

Ha ha. That line will definitely work bro. Guaranteed. But add a bit more, "Looks like me, talks like me, fucks like me, but it wasnt me."

Once in a while, you got to take one for the team bro. Ha ha. Its not fun watching my wife shoot bullseye after bullseye while I end up sending my shots all over the place. The instructor here says I shoot like a gangbanger. Shoot all over the place but never the target. Embarrassing...

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 03:46 PM
Ha ha. That line will definitely work bro. Guaranteed. But add a bit more, "Looks like me, talks like me, fucks like me, but it wasnt me."

Once in a while, you got to take one for the team bro. Ha ha. Its not fun watching my wife shoot bullseye after bullseye while I end up sending my shots all over the place. The instructor here says I shoot like a gangbanger. Shoot all over the place but never the target. Embarrassing...

Luckily ur shooting skills on the bed are much better than yours at the range:D

ZachBonano
21-09-2012, 03:48 PM
Luckily ur shooting skills on the bed are much better than yours at the range:D

Ready..Aim...Shoot...and baby juniors come in existence :)

jconnor
21-09-2012, 04:05 PM
Haha..R u sure boh brader?... pls pm me ur list of PRCs which u bonked for Guiness Book of Records accreditation...

This one is a double edged sword bro. Later you show the list to my missus, banyak susah tau.

For your info and security reasons bro, i shall now wear my balaclava and power rangers mask when cheonging... can't afford another sex tape scandal..the last video involving the opposition party head didn't turn out well for him...

Bro, now its the Spiderman or Batman season. Power Rangers for small boyslah bro. Later people might think you're an underage boy.

Aiyoh brader...what i meant with organic is not the gel or anything of that sort...the only gel i use is the one i apply on my hair:D

organic for me means natural supplements like chinese herbs and all those blah blah blah stuff like oysters and of course, must also take multi vitamins untuk menguatkan badan..:D

Crap bro. You're approaching 40, not 60lah. Must take so many supplements ah?

jconnor
21-09-2012, 04:09 PM
Bro Nigel,

Russkies in Betong??Tersesat there kot?? How were their services? i reckon they were there for a short time for purposes of extending their stay here in malaysia..i hv one turk friend now in danok for two days before she comes back to the Pearl of the Orient:D.. The bloody werewolverine suddenly became so gatal n asked me to go visit her again...

I guess she can smell easy prey. Stay strong bro and dont fall for her trap. Btw, parasites travel everywhere bro. We need to be smart enough to stay away from them. Only then can they be sent back to their place.

jconnor
21-09-2012, 04:10 PM
aiyoh amah..hv u not heard of rechargeable energizers?

wah, u punched me below the belt lo on ur comment regarding the mu-liv match... never mind, those who hv their backs to the wall, will be the most dangerous one!heh heh...

Rechargable batteries very unstable bro. Later they go into meltdown how?

jconnor
21-09-2012, 04:12 PM
aiyoh amah..hv u not heard of rechargeable energizers?

wah, u punched me below the belt lo on ur comment regarding the mu-liv match... never mind, those who hv their backs to the wall, will be the most dangerous one!heh heh...

And sorry bro, Liverpool have fallen off the cliff already. Sudah mampus.

jconnor
21-09-2012, 04:13 PM
Bro Katoey,

Dun be like tat lah...i never drink beer before cheong...then again, i did hv some drinks b4 i did it with the wolverine turk n i gave her one gruelling session until she can't cum anymore..so i must do some research first on this..

will get back to u bro when my research is completed n the results are verified by SIRIM or better known as Sexual Impotence Research Institute of Malaysia...:D

Do you need to apply for a research grant for your research bro?

jconnor
21-09-2012, 04:15 PM
Ready..Aim...Shoot...and baby juniors come in existence :)

That one we're trying very very hard bro. Just a matter of time only before durian falls :-) I want a whole football team.

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 05:05 PM
This one is a double edged sword bro. Later you show the list to my missus, banyak susah tau.



Bro, now its the Spiderman or Batman season. Power Rangers for small boyslah bro. Later people might think you're an underage boy.



Crap bro. You're approaching 40, not 60lah. Must take so many supplements ah?

when still young, hv to start taking vitamins...if old oredi want to start, there won't be much of the desired effects... i learned this from Datuk Michelle Yeoh in her Anlene ad...:D

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 05:07 PM
And sorry bro, Liverpool have fallen off the cliff already. Sudah mampus.

They say orang mampus boleh hidup semula bro...so i still got chance, like the ash burning...got wind suddenly huge flame comes alive...:D

jconnor
21-09-2012, 05:19 PM
They say orang mampus boleh hidup semula bro...so i still got chance, like the ash burning...got wind suddenly huge flame comes alive...:D

You have been watching too many cartoons bro.

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 06:24 PM
You have been watching too many cartoons bro.


Dun discount any possibilities... I hv a funny feeling that the devils will be burnt this weekend.

Scorpioking87
21-09-2012, 06:26 PM
That one we're trying very very hard bro. Just a matter of time only before durian falls :-) I want a whole football team.

Start with sepaktakraw team first, then slowly to futsal n then only football...cannot jump to football lah..pity ur missus..:D

Scorpioking87
22-09-2012, 12:10 AM
Do you need to apply for a research grant for your research bro?

Research grant has oredi been granted by the Qatar Foundation...:D

jconnor
22-09-2012, 12:56 AM
Dun discount any possibilities... I hv a funny feeling that the devils will be burnt this weekend.

Ha ha ha. Mimpi siang ke kawan?

Research grant has oredi been granted by the Qatar Foundation...:D

Qatar Foundation? Lots of impotent men in the Middle East? Ha ha.

Start with sepaktakraw team first, then slowly to futsal n then only football...cannot jump to football lah..pity ur missus..:D

Hmmm... Interesting idea bro. Btw, I'm kinda curious here. Would any of you guys go cheong with your sons? Cos I knew an Italian guy in college who used to do so with his dad.

Scorpioking87
22-09-2012, 09:56 AM
Ha ha ha. Mimpi siang ke kawan?



Qatar Foundation? Lots of impotent men in the Middle East? Ha ha.



Hmmm... Interesting idea bro. Btw, I'm kinda curious here. Would any of you guys go cheong with your sons? Cos I knew an Italian guy in college who used to do so with his dad.

R u talking about that Berlusconi guy? The damn prick who organises orgies?

jconnor
22-09-2012, 10:29 AM
R u talking about that Berlusconi guy? The damn prick who organises orgies?

No No. Jokes aside, this guy has an Italian dad and a Chinese mom. Both father and son will go hunting together. No joke bro.

Scorpioking87
22-09-2012, 11:49 AM
No No. Jokes aside, this guy has an Italian dad and a Chinese mom. Both father and son will go hunting together. No joke bro.

so if they both like the same girl how? fist fight or la la li la tam plong?:D

sengseng
22-09-2012, 12:38 PM
No No. Jokes aside, this guy has an Italian dad and a Chinese mom. Both father and son will go hunting together. No joke bro.

Sometimes my godfather also take me together and go hunting .:D
My pa cannot take me cos he oredi busy selling Salted Donald Duck Eggs now.;)

sengseng
22-09-2012, 12:39 PM
so if they both like the same girl how? fist fight or la la li la tam plong?:D

Now need to fight fight one. Play the 3P game like you always do will solve the problem. :D

jconnor
22-09-2012, 12:52 PM
so if they both like the same girl how? fist fight or la la li la tam plong?:D

I have no idea how Italians resolve family disputes. Probably see who can eat more cheese in one go? Personally though I find it very very weird. Cant imagine going with my dad and selecting girls to screw. LOL.

jconnor
22-09-2012, 12:55 PM
Sometimes my godfather also take me together and go hunting .:D
My pa cannot take me cos he oredi busy selling Salted Donald Duck Eggs now.;)

Salted duck eggs? Got such a thing? Is it the dark coloured eggs? And bro, thats what godfathers and uncles are for. To make you a man.

sengseng
22-09-2012, 01:05 PM
Salted duck eggs? Got such a thing? Is it the dark coloured eggs? And bro, thats what godfathers and uncles are for. To make you a man.

Sell Salted Duck Eggs mean KICK THE BUCKET OREDI. :D

Salted Duck Eggs: 咸蛋(Xian Dan: Mandarin) Hum Ngup Tan(Cantonese)
http://jong.my/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/salted-duck-egg2.jpg
Your Dark colour Egg : PI Tan :D
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DiN4dxmVang/TLMykamuQmI/AAAAAAAAAeA/f0TPAE8qigI/s1600/pitan+egg+receipe.jpg

jconnor
22-09-2012, 01:52 PM
Sell Salted Duck Eggs mean KICK THE BUCKET OREDI. :D

Bro, I'm very sorry about that. Honestly had no idea. Hope I didnt hurt your feelings bro.

Scorpioking87
22-09-2012, 02:20 PM
Now need to fight fight one. Play the 3P game like you always do will solve the problem. :D

What is 3P bro? PICK PASS PLAY?..i know PS3 only lo...pls dun zap me ha...

Scorpioking87
22-09-2012, 02:23 PM
Sell Salted Duck Eggs mean KICK THE BUCKET OREDI. :D

Salted Duck Eggs: 咸蛋(Xian Dan: Mandarin) Hum Ngup Tan(Cantonese)
http://jong.my/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/salted-duck-egg2.jpg
Your Dark colour Egg : PI Tan
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DiN4dxmVang/TLMykamuQmI/AAAAAAAAAeA/f0TPAE8qigI/s1600/pitan+egg+receipe.jpg

Bro,

Looks like u r really a walking encyclopaedia...we ask about crab, i get crab photo, we ask abt hummer, i get hummer pic, we ask for salted duck eggs, we get salted eggs pic, if i ask abt your lau po, how?? just asking bro...no offence intended:)

Scorpioking87
22-09-2012, 02:24 PM
I have no idea how Italians resolve family disputes. Probably see who can eat more cheese in one go? Personally though I find it very very weird. Cant imagine going with my dad and selecting girls to screw. LOL.

actually, if u seriously think abt it, there are advantages in hunting with ur dad... u guys can exchange FRs but pls do not, i repeat do not engage in 3P!! pls get that image out of my mind!:eek:

sengseng
22-09-2012, 03:19 PM
Bro,

Looks like u r really a walking encyclopaedia...we ask about crab, i get crab photo, we ask abt hummer, i get hummer pic, we ask for salted duck eggs, we get salted eggs pic, if i ask abt your lau po, how?? just asking bro...no offence intended:)

According to Wiki, here is the answer.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_is_Lau_Po_in_The_Joy_Luck_Club

Anyway, I am still an Unicorn. KEKEKE ;)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081011180927AAYDfbI

sengseng
22-09-2012, 04:08 PM
Bro, I'm very sorry about that. Honestly had no idea. Hope I didnt hurt your feelings bro.

No problem. After all these years I am used to being an orphan oredi .:D

Scorpioking87
22-09-2012, 06:36 PM
According to Wiki, here is the answer.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_is_Lau_Po_in_The_Joy_Luck_Club

Anyway, I am still an Unicorn. KEKEKE ;)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081011180927AAYDfbI

R u saying tat only young innocent girls n virgins are allowed to ride u? Mama Mia... :eek:

sengseng
22-09-2012, 08:43 PM
R u saying tat only young innocent girls n virgins are allowed to ride u? Mama Mia... :eek:

Is the cyber ppl's opinion not me. KEKEKE :D

When one comment says
Well, rest your mind. Anyone can ride a unicorn. But, you do need a license for that. I wonder who issue that license. Must go and apply one. KEKEKE:D

Scorpioking87
22-09-2012, 09:31 PM
Is the cyber ppl's opinion not me. KEKEKE :D

When one comment says
Well, rest your mind. Anyone can ride a unicorn. But, you do need a license for that. I wonder who issue that license. Must go and apply one. KEKEKE:D

Which lane should I line up at JPJ for the unicorn licence thing bro?:D

Transporter
22-09-2012, 09:43 PM
Just got back from singapore..and its awesome..especially girls at geylang whore house...so chio chio...and the rooms are like 5 star hotel types :D

Scorpioking87
22-09-2012, 10:23 PM
Just got back from singapore..and its awesome..especially girls at geylang whore house...so chio chio...and the rooms are like 5 star hotel types :D

Next time u become our tour guide lah bro!

Scorpioking87
24-09-2012, 01:15 AM
Next time u become our tour guide lah bro!

Harlo braders, all weekend sleeping kah? No hunting season meh?:D

ZachBonano
24-09-2012, 02:38 PM
Harlo braders, all weekend sleeping kah? No hunting season meh?:D

weekend rest....

But on friday was on action...Unusual escapade...

book a room at Royal Hotel. Called my usual OKT and he arranged me a Russian girl.

First girl who came , cant recall her name...decent looking thus took her in...after a chat, she undresses, she had three nipples. was rather uneasy with that.hence called the OKT and he arranged a new girl..

hence, this is the FR
Name : Nikki
Age-20
Origin-Russia
CIM-yes
anal-did not try (not sure whether she does)
GFE-10/10
BJ-7/10
FJ-8/10
damage -900 (overnight) + 50 tips

of course, right before the FJ we had dinner together and went to gurney. She could speak good english. the only bummer was, she was a few inches taller than I am...Was rather lucky i saw no familiar faces there.

Scorpioking87
24-09-2012, 10:11 PM
weekend rest....

But on friday was on action...Unusual escapade...

book a room at Royal Hotel. Called my usual OKT and he arranged me a Russian girl.

First girl who came , cant recall her name...decent looking thus took her in...after a chat, she undresses, she had three nipples. was rather uneasy with that.hence called the OKT and he arranged a new girl..

hence, this is the FR
Name : Nikki
Age-20
Origin-Russia
CIM-yes
anal-did not try (not sure whether she does)
GFE-10/10
BJ-7/10
FJ-8/10
damage -900 (overnight) + 50 tips

of course, right before the FJ we had dinner together and went to gurney. She could speak good english. the only bummer was, she was a few inches taller than I am...Was rather lucky i saw no familiar faces there.


3 nipples or 3 boobs like the classic scene from Total Recall? Must admit the 3 nipples thing is unheard of for me...did u take any photo to record this unusual finding?

No wonder lah I saw one Pak haji in the company of one caucasian tall lady bro...hahah busted bro! No worries bro..ur secret is safe with me cos u r my geng...:D

Scorpioking87
24-09-2012, 10:44 PM
Am actually on my way back from Danok right now with a client.

Entered Danok after lunch hour as my client said he wanted to meet a supplier there. Since he has been pestering me to go there, I relented and followed him as he appears to be a regular there.told him I do not hv border pass or passport with me..he said "No problem, everything i kow tim".he brought me to photo shop n also to immigration office at Kayu Hitam to get my border pass done..waiting period 5 minutes...

He drove his car in..he appears to know the entry procedure very well..entry 3 minutes..

Once in Danok, he gave me a short tour of the market, new McD and Tesco LOTUS building, some hot ktvs, papaya farms..he failed to get in touch with his supplier so we went to his favorite restaurant opposite the biggest night club in Danok..really big club,..din expect to see this kinda place in Danok. 3 times bigger than Slippery Senoritas in upper
Penang road.

Took lunch. Highlight of the meal was paddy frog caught alive and steamed and served with Brand's chicken essence.supposed to up the tempo of our little bro..will hv to put it to test later I told my client..

After lunch, headed to one of the hotels specializing in massage..brought along the 3 bottles of wine which my client bought from the duty free shop on the way in. Opened one up n sat with one really hot looking ML..Chinese Thai look..my client immediately wanted to book her for massage n whole package..she said she could massage minus the FJ cos she was having her period. My friend damn frustrated but insisted she sat around to accompany us. 20 meters ahead, there were about 20 MLs on parade.. I din choose any cos mostly were not my taste. But maybe I was lucky today as I was about to make up my mind to go for a strictly massage package, the girl who sat with us managed to get her cousin
sis to come n meet us... A 70% Jolin Tsai lookalike.. Drank a few glasses of wine with her to get her in the mood too.

Left my friend to his girl as myself n Jolin booked a room for 2 hour massage.. The whole massage thing was ok.gfe was excellent. Cracked jokes n caressed each other bodies like long lost lovers. Then with 20 minutes to spare, she popped the question whether I wanted to make love to her.I took up her offer n she proceeded with her SOP.Bbbj, cowgirl n missionary...nothing exceptional but lots of DFK and fingering.. After session ended, asked me whether I can accompany her for dinner..since my client was half drunk in the karaoke, I took a rain check n told her that I would be back soon.she gave me her handphone number and told me to bring her and her attractive cousin sis for shopping in hatyai:D

Name: San something.. Hard to pronounce in Thai
Age:24
Origin:chiangrai
Gfe:9.5/10
Bbbj:7.5/10
FJ: 8/10
damage: 57(room 25+massage 2 h for 32)+ 150 FJ +20 tips
WIR: yes, cos of 2 hotties in the family

sengseng
24-09-2012, 10:50 PM
3 nipples or 3 boobs like the classic scene from Total Recall? Must admit the 3 nipples thing is unheard of for me...did u take any photo to record this unusual finding?

This brings back memories of a 3 boobs gal (CKT) tat I have tried years ago.Now I know why the movie is call Total Recall.
The middle one is 1/3 of the other two. She also self made a 3 boobs bra herself. If you try 3 boobs gal very lucky one. On the same week I strike 1st. first prize. :D

Scorpioking87
24-09-2012, 11:05 PM
This brings back memories of a 3 boobs gal (CKT) tat I have tried years ago.Now I know why the movie is call Total Recall.
The middle one is 1/3 of the other two. She also self made a 3 boobs bra herself. If you try 3 boobs gal very lucky one. On the same week I strike 1st. first prize. :D

U Nya boh brader? 3 boobs n strike number same time?? What number u buy? 0003?:D

jconnor
25-09-2012, 12:20 AM
Back in Penang! Hope everyone else had a fantastic weekend, bro scorpioking sure did :-)

sengseng
25-09-2012, 03:56 AM
U Nya boh brader? 3 boobs n strike number same time?? What number u buy? 0003?:D

Of course my two wheeler's cupchai number plate lah.:D

Scorpioking87
25-09-2012, 10:40 AM
Of course my two wheeler's cupchai number plate lah.:D

That number is considered sell out number by JPJ..u not worried ur kap chai get stolen hah?

Scorpioking87
25-09-2012, 10:42 AM
Back in Penang! Hope everyone else had a fantastic weekend, bro scorpioking sure did :-)

Jalan2 cari makan wat bro..no chance go Bangkok, go nearer place lo:D

jconnor
25-09-2012, 10:58 AM
Feel like going back there actually. All I see is rain rain rain here.

Scorpioking87
25-09-2012, 11:28 AM
Feel like going back there actually. All I see is rain rain rain here.

Set up one branch office there lo bro... And engage me to be ur office administrator there.:D

sengseng
25-09-2012, 11:29 AM
That number is considered sell out number by JPJ..u not worried ur kap chai get stolen hah?

As a matter of fact, someone stolen my d'other Yamaha Cupchai in Ole Klang Road a few years back. Found by police in Salak South Village 2 months later. Have to spend a few hundred $$$ for repair. Luckily the eyes from above know I am poor and let me kena 3rd prize for the number plate. Enuf to cover everything. In this world you win some you lose some lor. KEKEKE:D
Then 2 years back one young Pandarina ask me to take her to Petaling Street (Chinatown) to buy something. I told her I only have a 2 wheeler. She said never mind. Summore no extra helmet, have to borrow from frens. Paiseh!
Cum back next day strike comsolation prize. Not my 2 wheeler number but her ctc number. Wonder where is she now. :D

ZachBonano
25-09-2012, 12:13 PM
3 nipples or 3 boobs like the classic scene from Total Recall? Must admit the 3 nipples thing is unheard of for me...did u take any photo to record this unusual finding?

No wonder lah I saw one Pak haji in the company of one caucasian tall lady bro...hahah busted bro! No worries bro..ur secret is safe with me cos u r my geng...:D

no i did not..was a bit shocked..my, what sharp eyes u have...shhhhh....keep it to yourself...

Scorpioking87
25-09-2012, 01:39 PM
As a matter of fact, someone stolen my d'other Yamaha Cupchai in Ole Klang Road a few years back. Found by police in Salak South Village 2 months later. Have to spend a few hundred $$$ for repair. Luckily the eyes from above know I am poor and let me kena 3rd prize for the number plate. Enuf to cover everything. In this world you win some you lose some lor. KEKEKE:D
Then 2 years back one young Pandarina ask me to take her to Petaling Street (Chinatown) to buy something. I told her I only have a 2 wheeler. She said never mind. Summore no extra helmet, have to borrow from frens. Paiseh!
Cum back next day strike comsolation prize. Not my 2 wheeler number but her ctc number. Wonder where is she now. :D

if every time a Pandarina needs lift on ur 2 wheeler and u kena ekor, then i think u should start having ur taxi transport agency at the place... give them free ride n u get ur monetary rewards from KTM, Kuda, Toto and MAgnum...some more the Pandarinas may give u something else in lieu of the free ride:D both sides u win!

Scorpioking87
25-09-2012, 01:40 PM
no i did not..was a bit shocked..my, what sharp eyes u have...shhhhh....keep it to yourself...

Must hv sharp eyes to catch the good ones mah...:D

Scorpioking87
25-09-2012, 11:11 PM
It seems with the rain pouring down the whole day, everybody is off to bed early...sigh.. I oso need to take a rain check n check in early tonight..

jconnor
26-09-2012, 12:25 AM
It seems with the rain pouring down the whole day, everybody is off to bed early...sigh.. I oso need to take a rain check n check in early tonight..

When the rain is pouring, that's when efforts to increase the world population are in full swing.

Transporter
26-09-2012, 01:15 AM
why are the girls in penang not so sexy n pretty...why arr??

jconnor
26-09-2012, 08:13 AM
why are the girls in penang not so sexy n pretty...why arr??

Dont ask stupid questions bro. Go to Gurney Plaza, First Avenua or Queensbay Mall. Loads of pretty and sexy girls there. Go summon up some courage and ask them out rather than bitch about it here.

jconnor
26-09-2012, 08:17 AM
No problem. After all these years I am used to being an orphan oredi .:D

Dont say that bro. Bro scorpioking can be your papa while there are lots of aunties to choose from at places like Paris Hotel :-)

jconnor
26-09-2012, 08:28 AM
weekend rest....

But on friday was on action...Unusual escapade...

book a room at Royal Hotel. Called my usual OKT and he arranged me a Russian girl.

First girl who came , cant recall her name...decent looking thus took her in...after a chat, she undresses, she had three nipples. was rather uneasy with that.hence called the OKT and he arranged a new girl..

hence, this is the FR
Name : Nikki
Age-20
Origin-Russia
CIM-yes
anal-did not try (not sure whether she does)
GFE-10/10
BJ-7/10
FJ-8/10
damage -900 (overnight) + 50 tips

of course, right before the FJ we had dinner together and went to gurney. She could speak good english. the only bummer was, she was a few inches taller than I am...Was rather lucky i saw no familiar faces there.

Where was third nipple bro? So freakish bro. And wow, which was this OKTlah bro? From AC? Bro, if you were with a hot Russian chick, you should have been seen man. Let everyone else feel jealous of you man.

Scorpioking87
26-09-2012, 10:46 AM
Dont ask stupid questions bro. Go to Gurney Plaza, First Avenua or Queensbay Mall. Loads of pretty and sexy girls there. Go summon up some courage and ask them out rather than bitch about it here.

Guess our transporter aka superman having some bad days in Penang...:D

Scorpioking87
26-09-2012, 10:48 AM
Dont say that bro. Bro scorpioking can be your papa while there are lots of aunties to choose from at places like Paris Hotel :-)

Bro,

Our Master's operation centre is in KL..there r so many wild n beautiful flowers for him to pick there:D..and I m not that old lagi lah bro haha...

Transporter
26-09-2012, 11:28 AM
Dont ask stupid questions bro. Go to Gurney Plaza, First Avenua or Queensbay Mall. Loads of pretty and sexy girls there. Go summon up some courage and ask them out rather than bitch about it here.



u better got qb mall,gurney plaza and 1st avenue to optical shops and have ur eyes checked in and out...:D

ZachBonano
26-09-2012, 12:13 PM
Where was third nipple bro? So freakish bro. And wow, which was this OKTlah bro? From AC? Bro, if you were with a hot Russian chick, you should have been seen man. Let everyone else feel jealous of you man.

on her left breast...two nipples..could not find the right word to express myself then..this OKT is from AC..

much as i felt 'cool' and my eyes were on a lookout in fear of familiar faces..

jconnor
26-09-2012, 12:16 PM
u better got qb mall,gurney plaza and 1st avenue to optical shops and have ur eyes checked in and out...:D

Got them checked out as you advised. Confirmed I have perfect vision. Now you please visit a urologist and ask him why your balls arent functioning properly. The guy at Adventist Hospital is a friend, I can ask him to check you out and give you a discount too. Come onlah bro, you're honestly telling me you havent seen even one hot chick in Penang? I'll make it even easier for you bro. Red Garden food court, you'll definitely find hot local Chinese girls there in the evenings, the clubs on Upper Penang Road, office buildings on Jalan Sultan Ahmad Shah. But pls do take note bro, you need a little balls to go up and talk to them. Lets see if you're up to it.

jconnor
26-09-2012, 12:18 PM
Bro,

Our Master's operation centre is in KL..there r so many wild n beautiful flowers for him to pick there:D..and I m not that old lagi lah bro haha...

No need to say anything more bro. KL is a paradise for cheongsters. Even if a guy cant find a girl there, no worries. In certain areas, the girl will come looking for you.

Okaylah apek, I'll take your word for it. Young man, you are.

jconnor
26-09-2012, 12:50 PM
on her left breast...two nipples..could not find the right word to express myself then..this OKT is from AC..

much as i felt 'cool' and my eyes were on a lookout in fear of familiar faces..

Bloody hell bro. How is that even possible??? Weird man, damn weird. Are there any cases of a guy being born with two dicks? Must be quite fun. Ha ha.

I guess AC must have improved their stocks. Thats good.

Scorpioking87
26-09-2012, 01:20 PM
Got them checked out as you advised. Confirmed I have perfect vision. Now you please visit a urologist and ask him why your balls arent functioning properly. The guy at Adventist Hospital is a friend, I can ask him to check you out and give you a discount too. Come onlah bro, you're honestly telling me you havent seen even one hot chick in Penang? I'll make it even easier for you bro. Red Garden food court, you'll definitely find hot local Chinese girls there in the evenings, the clubs on Upper Penang Road, office buildings on Jalan Sultan Ahmad Shah. But pls do take note bro, you need a little balls to go up and talk to them. Lets see if you're up to it.

Silap lah dia to pick a fight with our Resistance leader...:D

Scorpioking87
26-09-2012, 01:21 PM
Bloody hell bro. How is that even possible??? Weird man, damn weird. Are there any cases of a guy being born with two dicks? Must be quite fun. Ha ha.

I guess AC must have improved their stocks. Thats good.

sure got one bro! otherwise, how the hell did they come up with a double-barrel gun??:D

jconnor
26-09-2012, 02:02 PM
sure got one bro! otherwise, how the hell did they come up with a double-barrel gun??:D

Good one bro. Ha ha ha.

sengseng
26-09-2012, 07:10 PM
Dont say that bro. Bro scorpioking can be your papa while there are lots of aunties to choose from at places like Paris Hotel :-)

When got goodies he never dell me one. He will always play the teochew music.
Gigi Ku Gigi. :D

Scorpioking87
26-09-2012, 07:24 PM
When got goodies he never dell me one. He will always play the teochew music.
Gigi Ku Gigi. :D

Aiyoh master..dun say like tat mah.I always invite u to come to my Motherland but u always declined my invitation.my invite to Betong still stands..this trip is going to be a learning experience..just got wind from my Danok kaki tat he doesn't mind being my guide...so long he can go on a free ride cos he said flower farm which is 6kms away from the town is up a valley..his old potong saga cannot go up the hill he claims..Unless bro Futaba can pinjam his Hummer to us...:D

sengseng
26-09-2012, 07:38 PM
Aiyoh master..dun say like tat mah.I always invite u to come to my Motherland but u always declined my invitation.my invite to Betong still stands..this trip is going to be a learning experience..just got wind from my Danok kaki tat he doesn't mind being my guide...so long he can go on a free ride cos he said flower farm which is 6kms away from the town is up a valley..his old potong saga cannot go up the hill he claims..Unless bro Futaba can pinjam his Hummer to us...:D

To ask him is no sin, and to be refused is no calamity. As they say the sea refuse no river but I am just a porn. Oppss! Typo error should be spell a pond. KEKEKE :D

Scorpioking87
26-09-2012, 07:58 PM
To ask him is no sin, and to be refused is no calamity. As they say the sea refuse no river but I am just a porn. Oppss! Typo error should be spell a pond. KEKEKE :D

Spoken like a true grandmaster..I shall ask Bro Futaba on this..will promise to fill up the Hummer on the way back..btw, can u tell me whether the Hummer is diesel or petrol powered? I tried once to pour beer in my car when on my way back from Betong but it din work...

Scorpioking87
27-09-2012, 12:06 PM
on her left breast...two nipples..could not find the right word to express myself then..this OKT is from AC..

much as i felt 'cool' and my eyes were on a lookout in fear of familiar faces..

will be at gurney plaza these few days to scout around for some more hotties...and wearing my power rangers mask...so bro zach, dun forget to be on the lookout for me:D

ZachBonano
27-09-2012, 02:31 PM
will be at gurney plaza these few days to scout around for some more hotties...and wearing my power rangers mask...so bro zach, dun forget to be on the lookout for me:D

hahahhahahaha.....sure do sure do....if u see an Osama looking lad, tt wud be me

Scorpioking87
27-09-2012, 06:25 PM
hahahhahahaha.....sure do sure do....if u see an Osama looking lad, tt wud be me

Wah I tot that fella got assassinated oredi...u not worried they do the same to u hah?:D

Scorpioking87
28-09-2012, 10:31 AM
Guys,

Anybody heard of being offered RM200 for threesome by hot Thai girls in Butterworth? Just want to know cos one kind brader extended invitation to me..happening today only but am at outstation today..damn..

ZachBonano
28-09-2012, 10:58 AM
Guys,

Anybody heard of being offered RM200 for threesome by hot Thai girls in Butterworth? Just want to know cos one kind brader extended invitation to me..happening today only but am at outstation today..damn..

walauweei....why ur nasib n me sama man...i was happy to have read tt ost but only today aah....i have not received any invitations though...but i am quite fond of thai girls..

ZachBonano
28-09-2012, 10:59 AM
Wah I tot that fella got assassinated oredi...u not worried they do the same to u hah?:D

Osama looking holding beers i doubt they will kill me...they will come and join me instead and then straight hunt girls for cheong...

Scorpioking87
28-09-2012, 12:38 PM
walauweei....why ur nasib n me sama man...i was happy to have read tt ost but only today aah....i have not received any invitations though...but i am quite fond of thai girls..

Never mind bro...i will get my brader to test drive the tomyam cars first.. actually i a bit suspicious got so young tomyams willing to participate for such a reasonable, if not low price..my fren describe them as wild n horny, face quite attractive, 24-25 yrs..he says he oredi checked their passports..initially, i got a bit worried as he sounded like an okt...:D

ZachBonano
28-09-2012, 12:46 PM
Never mind bro...i will get my brader to test drive the tomyam cars first.. actually i a bit suspicious got so young tomyams willing to participate for such a reasonable, if not low price..my fren describe them as wild n horny, face quite attractive, 24-25 yrs..he says he oredi checked their passports..initially, i got a bit worried as he sounded like an okt...:D

i see...well...hopefully ur brader will have a wonderful experience..and then we see how things goes..play by ear

Scorpioking87
28-09-2012, 12:51 PM
i see...well...hopefully ur brader will have a wonderful experience..and then we see how things goes..play by ear


Ok bro. How is our Star Cruise plans going? looks like our bro Jconnor has been busy of late...hope he is alright..

jconnor
28-09-2012, 04:11 PM
Ok bro. How is our Star Cruise plans going? looks like our bro Jconnor has been busy of late...hope he is alright..

Laid up in bed by some virus. Am having fun being nursed by my wife though :-)

Scorpioking87
28-09-2012, 04:54 PM
Laid up in bed by some virus. Am having fun being nursed by my wife though :-)

Are you the doctor or the nurse here?role playing maybe?:D

jconnor
28-09-2012, 09:49 PM
Are you the doctor or the nurse here?role playing maybe?:D

I'm the patient :-)

Scorpioking87
28-09-2012, 11:06 PM
I'm the patient :-)

The English Patient?:rolleyes:

kisada
29-09-2012, 04:05 AM
Ah Penang Penang Penang... Honestly, not so much action compared to SG or KL lor. But if you know where to go, still can have a good time. A few I'll share here:

1. Super cheapo fucks - Ofc la, don't expect model quality here. It's the GGG budget hotel opposite Esplanade, formerly called Fantasy. Price range is about RM50-75, depending on the girl, mostly in their 30s and Kadazans from Sabah. Occasionally can get exotic looking ones though, so always worth a check. Can also try Paris Hotel in the lane opposite Times Square but I personally find the WLs there not as good looking as the already not so good looking ones in GGG. Same prices there too.

2. Good service but looks... err... so-so - Penang Road, try Thye Wan HC or Cathay Hotel HC opposite Red Garden Food court. The WLs (Local Chinese mostly, occasional Sabahan or Sarawakian) are mostly late 20s-40s (yes there are dinosaurs) but some of them can give real killer BBBJs. Price range about RM110-150. Personal favorite is Thye Wan coz some of the girls there do AJs (yes, am an Ass bandit) and the OKT is polite.

3. PRCs - Problem about PRCs in Penang is a significant number of them, I find (maybe jsut my bad luck), are no better than a sex doll. HOWEVER, there are places where you can get better ones. OKT Jimmy at New Savoy Hotel (Opposite New World Park) is a source of consistently good service PRCs. Ask for him at the counter. Prices are about 170 the last time I went. Another is the CEO spa at Redrock.

4. Ang Mohs - My personal favorite in Penang. I know a place with consistently good looking and skilled ang mohs and middle easterners, located along Jln Perak. Cheaper than outcall and the rooms are fairly comfortable, OKT is a very very decent man as well.

Malays and Indians, well, they're hard to find in Penang. Heard there are streetwalkers in Chulia but never wanted one enough to pick one up there. Heard nasty stories about em.

Scorpioking87
29-09-2012, 06:00 PM
Ah Penang Penang Penang... Honestly, not so much action compared to SG or KL lor. But if you know where to go, still can have a good time. A few I'll share here:

1. Super cheapo fucks - Ofc la, don't expect model quality here. It's the GGG budget hotel opposite Esplanade, formerly called Fantasy. Price range is about RM50-75, depending on the girl, mostly in their 30s and Kadazans from Sabah. Occasionally can get exotic looking ones though, so always worth a check. Can also try Paris Hotel in the lane opposite Times Square but I personally find the WLs there not as good looking as the already not so good looking ones in GGG. Same prices there too.

2. Good service but looks... err... so-so - Penang Road, try Thye Wan HC or Cathay Hotel HC opposite Red Garden Food court. The WLs (Local Chinese mostly, occasional Sabahan or Sarawakian) are mostly late 20s-40s (yes there are dinosaurs) but some of them can give real killer BBBJs. Price range about RM110-150. Personal favorite is Thye Wan coz some of the girls there do AJs (yes, am an Ass bandit) and the OKT is polite.

3. PRCs - Problem about PRCs in Penang is a significant number of them, I find (maybe jsut my bad luck), are no better than a sex doll. HOWEVER, there are
places where you can get better ones. OKT Jimmy at New Savoy Hotel (Opposite New World Park) is a source of consistently good service PRCs. Ask for him at the counter. Prices are about 170 the last time I went. Another is the CEO spa at Redrock.

4. Ang Mohs - My personal favorite in Penang. I know a place with consistently
good looking and skilled ang mohs and middle easterners, located along Jln Perak. Cheaper than outcall and the rooms are fairly comfortable, OKT is a very very decent man as well.

Malays and Indians, well, they're hard to find in Penang. Heard there are
streetwalkers in Chulia but never wanted one enough to pick one up there. Heard nasty stories about em.

Thank you Brader for popping in n sharing such insighful details with all of us. Hope your posting will be spared.. Pls contribute some more as I note this is ur first posting in this thread..:D

Scorpioking87
29-09-2012, 10:14 PM
Bro Kisada,

Ur ang moh stocks from Aurora is it?quite a number of them available now.quality is above average but service is below average:D

kisada
30-09-2012, 01:44 PM
Bro Kisada,

Ur ang moh stocks from Aurora is it?quite a number of them available now.quality is above average but service is below average:D

Yeah, you need to pick properly. I am a regular with OKT Lee there so he always tells me which one to take. So far, haven't been too disappointed yet!

Scorpioking87
30-09-2012, 10:25 PM
Yeah, you need to pick properly. I am a regular with OKT Lee there so he always tells me which one to take. So far, haven't been too disappointed yet!

Looks like Uncle Lee may hv test driven his models first for QC compliance..do drop a FR once in a while..

Scorpioking87
30-09-2012, 10:27 PM
i see...well...hopefully ur brader will have a wonderful experience..and then we see how things goes..play by ear

Heard from friend that the tom yams r heavy drinkers..I got to take a rain check cos women drinking is not my cup of tea, in fact a turn off for me..

jconnor
30-09-2012, 10:33 PM
Heard from friend that the tom yams r heavy drinkers..I got to take a rain check cos women drinking is not my cup of tea, in fact a turn off for me..

I second that bro.

kisada
01-10-2012, 01:48 AM
Looks like Uncle Lee may hv test driven his models first for QC compliance..do drop a FR once in a while..

Yeah, I think he does actually. Damn good pimping life :D

FR time from Aurora, had to random pick today coz OKT Lee not there:

Name: Katerina
Age: 23 (So she says la)
Origin: St. Petersburg, Russia
Look: 7/10 Typical cold Russian beauty
Boobs: 5.5/10 Not at all for boob lovers. Small handfuls
Ass: 6.5/10 Perky enough, good for doggy
Body: 7.5/10 Slim and smooth, rather tall by Asian standards, easily 6 foot ++
BBBJ: 7/10 Nothing to shout about
FJ: 8/10 Active, good moaner

Note: Does not like to be fingered. No DFK as well.

Scorpioking87
01-10-2012, 10:11 AM
Yeah, I think he does actually. Damn good pimping life :D

FR time from Aurora, had to random pick today coz OKT Lee not there:

Name: Katerina
Age: 23 (So she says la)
Origin: St. Petersburg, Russia
Look: 7/10 Typical cold Russian beauty
Boobs: 5.5/10 Not at all for boob lovers. Small handfuls
Ass: 6.5/10 Perky enough, good for doggy
Body: 7.5/10 Slim and smooth, rather tall by Asian standards, easily 6 foot ++
BBBJ: 7/10 Nothing to shout about
FJ: 8/10 Active, good moaner


Note: Does not like to be fingered. No DFK as well.


Nice FR bro..keep it up...

ZachBonano
01-10-2012, 10:53 AM
Heard from friend that the tom yams r heavy drinkers..I got to take a rain check cos women drinking is not my cup of tea, in fact a turn off for me..

I second that bro..and i believe bro J Conner said the same thing

ZachBonano
01-10-2012, 10:54 AM
Yeah, I think he does actually. Damn good pimping life :D

FR time from Aurora, had to random pick today coz OKT Lee not there:

Name: Katerina
Age: 23 (So she says la)
Origin: St. Petersburg, Russia
Look: 7/10 Typical cold Russian beauty
Boobs: 5.5/10 Not at all for boob lovers. Small handfuls
Ass: 6.5/10 Perky enough, good for doggy
Body: 7.5/10 Slim and smooth, rather tall by Asian standards, easily 6 foot ++
BBBJ: 7/10 Nothing to shout about
FJ: 8/10 Active, good moaner

Note: Does not like to be fingered. No DFK as well.

welcome to the club bro...keep up the full report

Scorpioking87
01-10-2012, 12:25 PM
was feeling kinda bored during the weekend. so i made a call to my regular okt at 101bro advertiser here especially since read abt their mega sale..

despite their ad here saying the megasale is till mid October, the okt said to me that the promo period was over. asked him to refer to his ad but apparently he was unaware of it. asked for his hot stock whom I tried in Ipoh recently. He said she's available but heavily booked. No choice, decided to opt for overnight package.

This girl is a pro.. good GFE unlike most PRCs but i was kinda turned off cos she mentioned to me that she had a long day, 13 guys before me.. yeah yeah loh i get it ang pai.. but like those who hv tried her before, she is abt 70% of her looks in her photo. she's got a few signature moves but at the end of the whole session, u realised that the GFE thing is just part of her professional service..Guys, dun fall for the part where she tells u that she loves to drink and party..(probably will ask you to bring her out as a way to ask you to book her for another night)...nice try sis...

Name: H H
Race:PRC
Age:24
BBBJ:8/10( 2nd bonk, i did all the work cos she said she was kinda exhausted)
DATY: yes(but i din really indulge in it especially since she mentioned the 13-guy thing earlier)
DFK: light(though she din really resist)
FJ:8/10( pussy really loose- not a surprise, may be can even shove my fist into it but moaned well)
GFE:8/10
Damage:750(+150 for own room)
WIR: Nope.. it's my 2nd time but sadly, she din give me any reason to see her again)

Cheers!:D

shkaki
02-10-2012, 01:51 AM
Great Post.. Now Cititel Spa still have or not?
Will be in Penang in 2 weeks time, can anyone text me OKT number and advise where to go.. No PRC.. Angmoh, tomyum , local

Ah Penang Penang Penang... Honestly, not so much action compared to SG or KL lor. But if you know where to go, still can have a good time. A few I'll share here:




Malays and Indians, well, they're hard to find in Penang. Heard there are streetwalkers in Chulia but never wanted one enough to pick one up there. Heard nasty stories about em.

Scorpioking87
02-10-2012, 10:04 AM
Great Post.. Now Cititel Spa still have or not?
Will be in Penang in 2 weeks time, can anyone text me OKT number and advise where to go.. No PRC.. Angmoh, tomyum , local

Bro Kisada,

This one is up your alley..

kisada
02-10-2012, 06:44 PM
Great Post.. Now Cititel Spa still have or not?
Will be in Penang in 2 weeks time, can anyone text me OKT number and advise where to go.. No PRC.. Angmoh, tomyum , local

Cititel Spa, still has but from what I hear the quality dropped quite a bit as most of the Ang Pais left already.

kisada
02-10-2012, 10:32 PM
Great Post.. Now Cititel Spa still have or not?
Will be in Penang in 2 weeks time, can anyone text me OKT number and advise where to go.. No PRC.. Angmoh, tomyum , local

Tomyums, I'm not so interested in coz I personally find the Thais in SG and Danok better in service and price actually. E.g. Geylang $50 but in PG u need to go thru the massage first and then FJ and all which comes up to slightly more. Same with Danok. So sorry, not so sure where abouts for Tomyums, perhaps Bro ScorpioKing can be more of a help

Locals, I favor Thye Wan and Cathay. Mind you, Penang is not the best of places for cheonging and the locals in the trade are not SYTs. But for some of them, their skills more than make up for it.

Ang Mohs, like Bro Scorp pointed out, is at Aurora Court in Jalan Perak.

If you're feeling adventurous, you can always call a cabbie and get him to take u to his favorite joint. Then share it here! :D

BANDofBRO
02-10-2012, 11:00 PM
Looks like Uncle Lee may hv test driven his models first for QC compliance..do drop a FR once in a while..

Just to clarify ,the OKT Lee in Aurora court is also called B2 ? Are they same ? ?

BANDofBRO
02-10-2012, 11:14 PM
Cititel Spa, still has but from what I hear the quality dropped quite a bit as most of the Ang Pais left already.

Last time I went to Cititel spa, had tried few time with one local gal name Apple, she was quite pretty n young. Not sure is she still working or not?

Scorpioking87
02-10-2012, 11:36 PM
Just to clarify ,the OKT Lee in Aurora court is also called B2 ? Are they same ? ?

I dunno abt B2 but I always refer to him as Albert...perhaps Albert Lee? Dunno..the guy probably got lots of aliases...

Scorpioking87
03-10-2012, 10:15 AM
Tomyums, I'm not so interested in coz I personally find the Thais in SG and Danok better in service and price actually. E.g. Geylang $50 but in PG u need to go thru the massage first and then FJ and all which comes up to slightly more. Same with Danok. So sorry, not so sure where abouts for Tomyums, perhaps Bro ScorpioKing can be more of a help

Locals, I favor Thye Wan and Cathay. Mind you, Penang is not the best of places for cheonging and the locals in the trade are not SYTs. But for some of them, their skills more than make up for it.

Ang Mohs, like Bro Scorp pointed out, is at Aurora Court in Jalan Perak.

If you're feeling adventurous, you can always call a cabbie and get him to take u to his favorite joint. Then share it here! :D


Bro,

Delicious tom yams can be found in some MPs in butterworth area, mostly Raja Uda area.looks wise mostly average but some r above average...as usual, in terms of service, u can get good, average or bad ones..normally they will only provide HJs only, u need to nego with the MLs if u wan to bring her out for FJ..

jconnor
03-10-2012, 11:38 AM
Bro,

Delicious tom yams can be found in some MPs in butterworth area, mostly Raja Uda area.looks wise mostly average but some r above average...as usual, in terms of service, u can get good, average or bad ones..normally they will only provide HJs only, u need to nego with the MLs if u wan to bring her out for FJ..

Best Tom Yams are found in Thailand bro, especially on AirAsia Thailand. Ha ha ha.

Scorpioking87
03-10-2012, 12:26 PM
Best Tom Yams are found in Thailand bro, especially on AirAsia Thailand. Ha ha ha.

Will be in BKK very soon..flying Air asia haha... can LLCC..:D

Scorpioking87
03-10-2012, 05:35 PM
What the hell is happening here man? i received so many private messages in my mailbox asking for info, ctc, etcs.... but no postings here in the thread..mana boleh macam ini? must not only take, but give oso lah!:mad:

jconnor
03-10-2012, 06:05 PM
What the hell is happening here man? i received so many private messages in my mailbox asking for info, ctc, etcs.... but no postings here in the thread..mana boleh macam ini? must not only take, but give oso lah!:mad:

Welcome to my world bro. I only respond to those I know. Easier that way.

Scorpioking87
03-10-2012, 06:10 PM
Welcome to my world bro. I only respond to those I know. Easier that way.

Wah I tot pensioner hardly receives mails...:D

BANDofBRO
03-10-2012, 06:36 PM
Welcome to my world bro. I only respond to those I know. Easier that way.

Bro, those unknown never contribute or shared the FR or info, just ignored them ...no paid...no gain !

Scorpioking87
04-10-2012, 12:02 AM
Bro, those unknown never contribute or shared the FR or info, just ignored them ...no paid...no gain !

Yes, u r right..I guess the give n take doesn't apply here:D

jconnor
04-10-2012, 12:17 AM
Wah I tot pensioner hardly receives mails...:D

Old is gold bro:-) The really surprising thing is that some guys actually ask about my posts in the old Penang thread. Did they copy and paste the whole thread then to go through it in the future? Cos I myself cant remember most of my much earlier posts.

Scorpioking87
04-10-2012, 12:28 AM
Old is gold bro:-) The really surprising thing is that some guys actually ask about my posts in the old Penang thread. Did they copy and paste the whole thread then to go through it in the future? Cos I myself cant remember most of my much earlier posts.

The things a cheongster does...I m not the least bit surprised they still keep ur old posts...National Treasure...could be worth a zillion in yrs to come...:D

Scorpioking87
04-10-2012, 12:30 AM
Btw bro,

Talking abt national treasure, looks like the Genneva thing finally got hit..and to think the company boasted abt its biz and gold bar on their sponsorship during the recent Starwalk event, frankly,makes me wanna puke..

jconnor
04-10-2012, 12:38 AM
The things a cheongster does...I m not the least bit surprised they still keep ur old posts...National Treasure...could be worth a zillion in yrs to come...:D

For obvious reasons, I'd prefer that info to disappear forever. Ha ha.

jconnor
04-10-2012, 12:39 AM
Btw bro,

Talking abt national treasure, looks like the Genneva thing finally got hit..and to think the company boasted abt its biz and gold bar on their sponsorship during the recent Starwalk event, frankly,makes me wanna puke..

I did tell you right bro that they were gonna get hit soon? Yet some investors are still defending the company.

Scorpioking87
04-10-2012, 11:52 AM
For obvious reasons, I'd prefer that info to disappear forever. Ha ha.

a tad too late now bro...may be these guys already have bootlegged copies to be sold to peddlars at pasar malam... habis lah like tat...but not to worry, Thais prefer their night markets than ours..u should be safe..for the time being:D

ZachBonano
04-10-2012, 11:53 AM
The things a cheongster does...I m not the least bit surprised they still keep ur old posts...National Treasure...could be worth a zillion in yrs to come...:D

had a few unknown emails asking me contacts..i did give a few but no reply from them thereafter.. hopefully, they do post up full report for benefit of all...

Scorpioking87
04-10-2012, 11:54 AM
I did tell you right bro that they were gonna get hit soon? Yet some investors are still defending the company.

honestly, i dun have any sympathies for those guys.. whatever their justifications for investing their hard earned monies...all premised on greed whichever way u want to see it..:mad:

ZachBonano
04-10-2012, 12:25 PM
honestly, i dun have any sympathies for those guys.. whatever their justifications for investing their hard earned monies...all premised on greed whichever way u want to see it..:mad:

case is ongoing in KL also..well, they should have invested the money in a more secure financial institution.

kisada
04-10-2012, 12:38 PM
What the hell is happening here man? i received so many private messages in my mailbox asking for info, ctc, etcs.... but no postings here in the thread..mana boleh macam ini? must not only take, but give oso lah!:mad:

I've gotten a few as well even though I just started posting on this thread. Pffft, so many freeloaders wanting our hard-earned research no?

Scorpioking87
04-10-2012, 06:12 PM
I've gotten a few as well even though I just started posting on this thread. Pffft, so many freeloaders wanting our hard-earned research no?

Ignore them bro!

o0oo0o
06-10-2012, 09:16 AM
hi guys , newbie here . Anyone went to midland ktv/spa lately ? hows the damage ? thanks

CheongKa
07-10-2012, 09:43 PM
hello guys...sad to hear penang thread deleted :(

how's the scene in pg now? have stop cheonging for a yr already...will be back to action soon...

anyone still cheong ktv? how's shen hua and one stop 6th floor ktv?

thanks.

jd1137
08-10-2012, 05:07 PM
Cititel Spa, still has but from what I hear the quality dropped quite a bit as most of the Ang Pais left already.

was heard from the ML ,this MP. going to close for re-structure (or renovation not sure lah) ... But Not sure by when and don't know this news correct or not ....

Scorpioking87
09-10-2012, 12:43 PM
hello guys...sad to hear penang thread deleted :(

how's the scene in pg now? have stop cheonging for a yr already...will be back to action soon...

anyone still cheong ktv? how's shen hua and one stop 6th floor ktv?

thanks.

6th floor KTV midlands? Be prepared to burn a sizable dough if u wanna go there...u been there recently or in the past? Do share ur experiences here..

ZachBonano
09-10-2012, 01:47 PM
thread is getting rather quiet really...

jconnor
09-10-2012, 02:14 PM
It is dying a slow and painful death.....

ultraeqd1987
09-10-2012, 02:18 PM
Going to try liven the place up. Newbie in Penang, so sending a few messages to brothers in this thread to get the OKT contacts. Will post a FR if brothers help out with the info and I get lucky.

Scorpioking87
09-10-2012, 02:23 PM
thread is getting rather quiet really...

Yup bro..I hv to start looking for info elesewhere... But I think we can still count on u for ur foreign ang mor FRs...no good one lately?and btw, how's the star cruise stake out which u had in mind?

Scorpioking87
09-10-2012, 02:25 PM
It is dying a slow and painful death.....

Need some injection of life..maybe from bkk?

Am in intel factory in bayan lepas now hunting for good looking chicks..saw a few long leggy ones..damn slim..

ZachBonano
09-10-2012, 02:53 PM
Yup bro..I hv to start looking for info elesewhere... But I think we can still count on u for ur foreign ang mor FRs...no good one lately?and btw, how's the star cruise stake out which u had in mind?

so far none...called up the usual OKT..dry season really..and rr well, OKT adviced not to try them out.the star cruise is still on mind but time does not permit..will be running all over the country this month and next..i guess , it is only by december or before xmas i wud be able to head on tt cruise..will be in kl and shah alam almost ever week starting tomorrow..and now finding the practice very very sickening. but watudu...

ZachBonano
09-10-2012, 02:54 PM
It is dying a slow and painful death.....

let's hope there is a cure for this...

jconnor
09-10-2012, 03:03 PM
Need some injection of life..maybe from bkk?

Am in intel factory in bayan lepas now hunting for good looking chicks..saw a few long leggy ones..damn slim..

What else you waiting for bro? Go ask them out. Dont think twice. Attack attack attack!

Bro, I am on relax mode in Bangkok. Nothing but eating, sleeping and sex. Simply beautiful...

jconnor
09-10-2012, 03:08 PM
so far none...called up the usual OKT..dry season really..and rr well, OKT adviced not to try them out.the star cruise is still on mind but time does not permit..will be running all over the country this month and next..i guess , it is only by december or before xmas i wud be able to head on tt cruise..will be in kl and shah alam almost ever week starting tomorrow..and now finding the practice very very sickening. but watudu...

This is why I never regret giving up law and moving to corporate advisory. Truth be told, I seem to have spent the last three months since settling down on holidays only. LOL. And bro, the cruise is an overnight one only. Go in on Friday evening, out on Saturday. No time for that also?

ZachBonano
09-10-2012, 03:09 PM
What else you waiting for bro? Go ask them out. Dont think twice. Attack attack attack!

Bro, I am on relax mode in Bangkok. Nothing but eating, sleeping and sex. Simply beautiful...

ooh my,,,tt is the life man...

ZachBonano
09-10-2012, 03:12 PM
This is why I never regret giving up law and moving to corporate advisory. Truth be told, I seem to have spent the last three months since settling down on holidays only. LOL. And bro, the cruise is an overnight one only. Go in on Friday evening, out on Saturday. No time for that also?

schedule pretty tight lately with the courts moving fast..facing trials week after week, the witnesses , and tomorrow onwards; i'll be in kl until end of the month..early nov shah alam alam and by mid in JB..so really beaten out..plan to be in penang with family on weekends...

jconnor
09-10-2012, 03:19 PM
let's hope there is a cure for this...

Need to get other previous regulars to return. Else it'll be a short term fix only.

Scorpioking87
09-10-2012, 03:19 PM
so far none...called up the usual OKT..dry season really..and rr well, OKT adviced not to try them out.the star cruise is still on mind but time does not permit..will be running all over the country this month and next..i guess , it is only by december or before xmas i wud be able to head on tt cruise..will be in kl and shah alam almost ever week starting tomorrow..and now finding the practice very very sickening. but watudu...

Tell me abt it bro...reason why I gave up litigation years ago.not only do we hv problems with the courts but oso with unreasonable clients who drain us out mentally n physically..I hope u r paid well since u hv got to travel that frequently..btw, the upside of things is u can call up ur FLs when u r outstation. I hv never got the chance to do tat while going for court matters cos I find my little bro thinking abt court proceedings the next day...:D

Scorpioking87
09-10-2012, 03:22 PM
What else you waiting for bro? Go ask them out. Dont think twice. Attack attack attack!

Bro, I am on relax mode in Bangkok. Nothing but eating, sleeping and sex. Simply beautiful...

Sorry bro..no chance to attack here...rushing to Komtar now. Ur office on auto-pilot mode hah bro?

jconnor
09-10-2012, 03:24 PM
ooh my,,,tt is the life man...

Oh yes it is bro. I feel like a King over here.

jconnor
09-10-2012, 03:28 PM
schedule pretty tight lately with the courts moving fast..facing trials week after week, the witnesses , and tomorrow onwards; i'll be in kl until end of the month..early nov shah alam alam and by mid in JB..so really beaten out..plan to be in penang with family on weekends...

Quality of life bro. Always put that first. I was a workaholic once. A crazy one. Work like hell, cheong like hell too. All until I met my wife :-) Now I enjoy life. Much much better.

jconnor
09-10-2012, 03:33 PM
Tell me abt it bro...reason why I gave up litigation years ago.not only do we hv problems with the courts but oso with unreasonable clients who drain us out mentally n physically..I hope u r paid well since u hv got to travel that frequently..btw, the upside of things is u can call up ur FLs when u r outstation. I hv never got the chance to do tat while going for court matters cos I find my little bro thinking abt court proceedings the next day...:D

Your little bro thinking about court proceedings? Hot opposition counsel or hot judge bro? Unless of course you have the hots for old hags :-)

jconnor
09-10-2012, 03:36 PM
Sorry bro..no chance to attack here...rushing to Komtar now. Ur office on auto-pilot mode hah bro?

Nope. I have good minions to mind the shop. And the prospect of a year end trip to Bali has got them drooling in anticipation. But co-pilot is definitely not happy about it. His whining is increasing daily.

Scorpioking87
09-10-2012, 03:57 PM
Nope. I have good minions to mind the shop. And the prospect of a year end trip to Bali has got them drooling in anticipation. But co-pilot is definitely not happy about it. His whining is increasing daily.

Dump the co-pilot! ditch him out of the plane...tell him it's just an emergency drill...give him the parachute pack for good measure...the one in which u accidentally punctured few holes..:D

Scorpioking87
09-10-2012, 03:58 PM
Your little bro thinking about court proceedings? Hot opposition counsel or hot judge bro? Unless of course you have the hots for old hags :-)

Since the last encounter with one FL in SP(no thanks to a fellow samster here), i hv distanced myself from old hags...unless u consider RAchel Hunter as one...

ZachBonano
09-10-2012, 05:19 PM
Tell me abt it bro...reason why I gave up litigation years ago.not only do we hv problems with the courts but oso with unreasonable clients who drain us out mentally n physically..I hope u r paid well since u hv got to travel that frequently..btw, the upside of things is u can call up ur FLs when u r outstation. I hv never got the chance to do tat while going for court matters cos I find my little bro thinking abt court proceedings the next day...:D

if it was case management i think i will contact FLs or escort 69...but, this time cannot wei..trial and hearing.my little bro oso no mood liao...the only company is whiskey and beer...not a lot la..just enough to keep me going

ZachBonano
09-10-2012, 05:21 PM
Quality of life bro. Always put that first. I was a workaholic once. A crazy one. Work like hell, cheong like hell too. All until I met my wife :-) Now I enjoy life. Much much better.

good to know that...but hard then again to settle down now...gf-less and well, spending time at the office and every fortnight on fridays at pubs does not help much...one day one day i will take a break

Scorpioking87
09-10-2012, 07:03 PM
if it was case management i think i will contact FLs or escort 69...but, this time cannot wei..trial and hearing.my little bro oso no mood liao...the only company is whiskey and beer...not a lot la..just enough to keep me going

Kinda depressing hah our profession..anyway, hang in there bro..u must be getting quite reasonable salary to be abt to cheong quite regularly.:D

jconnor
09-10-2012, 07:16 PM
Dump the co-pilot! ditch him out of the plane...tell him it's just an emergency drill...give him the parachute pack for good measure...the one in which u accidentally punctured few holes..:D

The idea is very appealing. LOL.

jconnor
09-10-2012, 07:20 PM
Since the last encounter with one FL in SP(no thanks to a fellow samster here), i hv distanced myself from old hags...unless u consider RAchel Hunter as one...

You old man, still want young lady ah? You got the hots for Rachel Hunter? She's hot meh? What about Halle Berry bro? How old are you bro Zach?

jconnor
09-10-2012, 07:27 PM
if it was case management i think i will contact FLs or escort 69...but, this time cannot wei..trial and hearing.my little bro oso no mood liao...the only company is whiskey and beer...not a lot la..just enough to keep me going

I have a lawyer friend in Klang who takes only criminal cases. He must have bourbon and a fuck in the morning before he goes to court. He claims he cant think clearly otherwise. On the occasions that I've stayed with him, its a norm to have escorts sent to him in the wee hours of the morning.

good to know that...but hard then again to settle down now...gf-less and well, spending time at the office and every fortnight on fridays at pubs does not help much...one day one day i will take a break

Do you have your own firm or do you work for someone bro?

Scorpioking87
10-10-2012, 12:11 AM
You old man, still want young lady ah? You got the hots for Rachel Hunter? She's hot meh? What about Halle Berry bro? How old are you bro Zach?

Halle berry is mama Mia for me too..another one is Demi moore perhaps..?

sengseng
10-10-2012, 12:29 AM
There's a man who has fifty inch long penis. But he can't get any sex, because every woman who sees it faints at the sight. So he goes to the doctor and begs him to shorten it. But the doctor refuses - he can't shorten a perfectly good penis, he tells the man, but he does happen to know a witch who lives in the forest. She might be able to help.

Because he's so desperate he decides he'll go and see her, though of course he thinks it's all a bit odd. But he sets off into the forest and sure enough finds the witch sitting in front of her cottage casting spells. "Witch," he says, "please help me, I have a fifty inch long penis and no one will have sex with me!"

She takes one look at his massive cock and then says, "You do need my help. But you must go into the forest and find the magic frog who lives in the pond. Ask him to marry you, and each time he refuses, your penis will shrink by ten inches!"

Weird though this is, the man is desperate, so off he goes into the forest. And, sure enough, he finds the magic frog singing quietly to itself. "Froggy," he shouts, "please marry me!" The frog looks up, annoyed. "No!" he croaks, "I can't do that, seeing as how I'm a frog and you're a man." The guy looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches! It's still a bit long for sex, he thinks, at forty inches, but he's delighted, so he shouts back at the frog: "Oh, go on, please marry me!"

"No - I told you once!" the frog croaks, "I can't do that!" The man looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches again! It's now only thirty inches long! The guy thinks this is wonderful but, still, another ten inches off would be perfect!

"Frog," he roars across the pond, "please marry me!" The frog looks extremely annoyed, shakes his head and shouts, "No ..........NO.....AND FOR THE LAST TIME.........NO!"

You know what happened. NO!. KEKEKEKE:D:p

Scorpioking87
10-10-2012, 11:33 AM
Morale of the story is 'be contented with what u have' and more importantly, do not go to witches to solve ur problems..

ultraeqd1987
10-10-2012, 04:50 PM
Thanks brothers here who PM me the OKT contact of AC.

This is my first FR of the place - so I will also write a few lines setting up the scene.

Went there for an adventure. Called up the Albert, friendly enough chap. No problem parking, limited spots though - so might be a problem on weekends. Drove in at 7:00pm - already 2 of the best girls have been booked for all nighters. I've never been to AC, the rooms are fairly clean - budget hotel standard. Weekdays not busy at all it would seem. The specialty of AC is of course Westerners/Middle Easterners and exotics (to us), I can tap that. Be prepared though for a significant attitude shift in work ethics and habits of the girls compared the usual PRC and Tomyams.

Still a very good selection was available - at least 12 girls. Some stunners (IMHO, YMMV), some a bit chubby. Now the interesting thing is, the room was fairly small - some of the girls discreetly took a seat in the corner out my eye direct line of sight. Some girls sat directly in front of me and were very friendly. As luck would have it - I let my little bro do my thinking and chose a good looking black haired Russki that was sitting by the corner. She was a looker but she was more interested in chatting with her friends than me at the moment. As I said, little bro was doing the thinking.

Name: Katerina
Age: 20+ (looks 20+; below 30 for sure)
Origin: Sunny St. Petersburg, Russia
Look: 8/10 - black long hair, slim and fit. some acne on face
Boobs: 5/10 - no boobs to really speak of. Not enough to full handfull.
Ass: 7/10 - Nice enough I guess from the looks of it - it was precious enough to make sure my hands don't get too close to it.
Body: 8.5/10 - Tall, the body type I like - slim.
Shower: 3.0 she gave me a shower... I can take the same shower at home...
Catbath and Foreplay: 2.0 - HAHAHA! No touchy here, no touchy there.
CBJ: 5/10 - CBJ, I've had much better. Today she does CBJ, no mood today to BBBJ me I guess.
FJ: 4/10
RTF: Too many fishes to try before tapping that again

Explanation of low score 4/10 FJ:
She understands english, basically enough to say No, No, No. No kiss here, no kiss there. No do this, no do that. Everything condom - touch that must use condom. Since no kissing allowed, after shower - foreplay is limited to catbath which was restricted to one small section of my body - my right nipple - she loves my right nipple it seems because that's about all she licked - than straight away attack my mister happy (after putting on a cap).

BJ, Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary, sidefuck and standing, already by the 1st hour complaining why I don't cum. I paid for 3 hours worth of fucking baby, I'm in it for the long haul... Girl don't like being touched, BJ was 90 degrees to the side away from my hands. Thighs always closed when not fucking so no touchy there, in fact her body language is "no touchy me"

But I'm a nice guy she say she wants to stop for a cigarette break - sigh... I say yes okay. Mistake. Smokes at the side of bed, smiled a lot but sits far away from me, no petting, rabba rabba or HJ. On top of that, utters Russian complaints when as her to do stuff. Also I get a long whine complaining when I ask why no kissing. Dr. No in bed, mood complete spoilt, erotic connection non-existent. Mr. Happy says fuck that I'm done and out of here.

Final summary:
Choose the girl that makes eye contact and is interested when you do the line up. Don't choose the good looking girls that are trying to hide from your view (by sitting in the corner). As luck would have it, bro Kisada has already posted a FR for Katerina on page 24 (i copied his format and changed my scores). She has the looks to be picked out from the line-up I guess; he got her on a better day, she liked him better and gave him a BBBJ, I got the CBJ - and a whole lot of "no touchy me" and "I'm on a smoke break" attitude. I've tapped angmoh poon before but I do know indifferent service when I see it, even by angmoh standards.

==========

Not an auspicious start on my AC adventures; but I am in it for the long haul baby! More fishes in that pond will post more FRs from that place once Mr. Happy and the wallet recharges!

ultraeqd1987
10-10-2012, 05:24 PM
Morale of the story is 'be contented with what u have' and more importantly, do not go to witches to solve ur problems..

Frogs do terrible phalloplasties. Consult a reputable plastic surgeon for your penis modification needs.

ultraeqd1987
10-10-2012, 05:30 PM
.....

"Frog," he roars across the pond, "please marry me!" The frog looks extremely annoyed, shakes his head and shouts, "No ..........NO.....AND FOR THE LAST TIME.........NO!"

You know what happened. NO!. KEKEKEKE:D:p

The version I heard has the ending as:

The frog looks extremely annoyed, shakes his head and shouts, "No ..........NO.....A THOUSAND TIMES NO!"

This ending requires a lot more imagination.... :eek:

Scorpioking87
10-10-2012, 06:27 PM
Bro Ultra,

Thanks for such a colourful FR..it's been a while since anybody took the effort to write a long interesting one..liked the bit regarding the Dr No. and cigarette smoking half time break...too bad she din have the extra time or golden goal break at the end.

If u ask me, i think u should hv gotten a refund from our matey,Albert...still like u said, there r many other fishes in the pond..:D

Scorpioking87
10-10-2012, 06:29 PM
Frogs do terrible phalloplasties. Consult a reputable plastic surgeon for your penis modification needs.

U hv any surgeon to recommend bro? :D

sengseng
10-10-2012, 07:10 PM
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order,
Can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done :D:p

Scorpioking87
10-10-2012, 07:20 PM
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order,
Can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done :D:p

Wat happen to the last three alphabets?

ZachBonano
11-10-2012, 09:11 AM
I have a lawyer friend in Klang who takes only criminal cases. He must have bourbon and a fuck in the morning before he goes to court. He claims he cant think clearly otherwise. On the occasions that I've stayed with him, its a norm to have escorts sent to him in the wee hours of the morning.



Do you have your own firm or do you work for someone bro?

I work for someone bro....

Xcyted
11-10-2012, 09:23 AM
C B A- Complains Bout All

Scorpioking87
11-10-2012, 11:55 AM
I work for someone bro....

working for someone has its own privilleges as well...:D..slowly but surely, u will be ur own boss soon...

ZachBonano
11-10-2012, 04:03 PM
Wat happen to the last three alphabets?

Girls Fuck Every Dick Cock Batang Available...(just as a joke k, really)

ZachBonano
11-10-2012, 05:13 PM
Frogs do terrible phalloplasties. Consult a reputable plastic surgeon for your penis modification needs.

Thank you for the FR....keep it up bro...

sengseng
11-10-2012, 08:02 PM
Wat happen to the last three alphabets?

Your Guess is as good as mine. :D

sengseng
11-10-2012, 08:10 PM
A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be?"

One boy said, "I would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette."

Another boy said "I would want platinum because its worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher said, "Alice, What would you want?"

Alice said "I would want Silicone."

"Why would you want silicone?" Asked the teacher.

"Well my mom got some, she replied. And there's always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway!":eek::D

Scorpioking87
11-10-2012, 10:38 PM
Girls Fuck Every Dick Cock Batang Available...(just as a joke k, really)

That's a FACT bro, not a joke lo...so many smart professors now in this thread:D

Scorpioking87
11-10-2012, 10:41 PM
A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be?"

One boy said, "I would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette."

Another boy said "I would want platinum because its worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche."

The teacher said, "Alice, What would you want?"

Alice said "I would want Silicone."

"Why would you want silicone?" Asked the teacher.


"Well my mom got some, she replied. And there's always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway!":eek::D

You jz gave me an idea. Since gold trading is now held as unlawful, i shall now start my own silicone trading company called Pamela(formerly known as Genneva)..anybody wanna buy my silicone?:D

sengseng
11-10-2012, 10:48 PM
You jz gave me an idea. Since gold trading is now held as unlawful, i shall now start my own silicone trading company called Pamela(formerly known as Genneva)..anybody wanna buy my silicone?:D

Pamela no good, earlier she put it on then later she took it out again. Kanneva sounds better, dun you tink so. KEKEKE:D

Scorpioking87
12-10-2012, 02:41 AM
Pamela no good, earlier she put it on then later she took it out again. Kanneva sounds better, dun you tink so. KEKEKE:D

Sounds better ya...some more I doubt the authorities will wan to take action cos the thing will be a hit with the ladies..like tat Genneva Dato kam used to say to his customers..dun worry one..we sure will work this one out with the authorities...ya right...work out with the authorities to determine how much to divide the monies among themselves, is it? KNN the old farker...:mad:

Me, an almost kena customer of Kanneva, oh oops I mean Genneva...

sengseng
12-10-2012, 04:48 AM
Sounds better ya...some more I doubt the authorities will wan to take action cos the thing will be a hit with the ladies..like tat Genneva Dato kam used to say to his customers..dun worry one..we sure will work this one out with the authorities...ya right...work out with the authorities to determine how much to divide the monies among themselves, is it? KNN the old farker...:mad:

Me, an almost kena customer of Kanneva, oh oops I mean Genneva...

A few full moons ago someone did approached me to invest in this Sparkling Yellow Mineral and said can get very good returns. I told him I have no $$$ and currently the only mineral I can afford to have is a bottle of mineral water only. :D

Scorpioking87
12-10-2012, 11:40 AM
A few full moons ago someone did approached me to invest in this Sparkling Yellow Mineral and said can get very good returns. I told him I have no $$$ and currently the only mineral I can afford to have is a bottle of mineral water only. :D

Lucky u bro...otherwise all our savings for cheong sessions would hv gone down the drain..:D

jconnor
12-10-2012, 01:41 PM
Lucky u bro...otherwise all our savings for cheong sessions would hv gone down the drain..:D

Thats the first time I've heard of this bro. Savings for cheong sessions. LOL. An investment that is over in 45 mins max. Ha ha.

jconnor
12-10-2012, 01:51 PM
working for someone has its own privilleges as well...:D..slowly but surely, u will be ur own boss soon...

Or you can always apply for a job with Scorpioking & Associates, Cheongsters & Sammyboyforumers.

ZachBonano
12-10-2012, 02:22 PM
Or you can always apply for a job with Scorpioking & Associates, Cheongsters & Sammyboyforumers.

that wud be a good name to set up for a firm... ScorpioKing & Zach Associates- we provide legal advice and services, apart from profound advice on escort services.

You ought to be the consultant...

jconnor
12-10-2012, 03:25 PM
that wud be a good name to set up for a firm... ScorpioKing & Zach Associates- we provide legal advice and services, apart from profound advice on escort services.

You ought to be the consultant...

Consultant isnt a named partner? ;-( CWM&VB - VB is a consultant there right?

Scorpioking87
12-10-2012, 03:25 PM
Thats the first time I've heard of this bro. Savings for cheong sessions. LOL. An investment that is over in 45 mins max. Ha ha.

Have u not heard of the peribahasa "Sikit-sikit lama-lama jadi bukit"..my own twist to it is "Sikit-sikit lama-lama dapat naik bukit.." and by bukit, u know what bukit i m referring to..:D

Scorpioking87
12-10-2012, 03:27 PM
Or you can always apply for a job with Scorpioking & Associates, Cheongsters & Sammyboyforumers.

Yes, and I hv a sleeping partner in Bkk...and by that, i mean the one who is currently sleeping, shagging, sleeping, shagging .......and in between maybe shooting a couple of rounds at the range:D

Scorpioking87
12-10-2012, 03:29 PM
that wud be a good name to set up for a firm... ScorpioKing & Zach Associates- we provide legal advice and services, apart from profound advice on escort services.

You ought to be the consultant...

Bro Zach, i leave the area on escort services to you as you are a certified specialist in that department.. :D

Scorpioking87
12-10-2012, 03:31 PM
Consultant isnt a named partner? ;-( CWM&VB - VB is a consultant there right?

U mean Van Bully?? Or Vin Bully? as far as i m concerned, we can put your name on the letter head above the rest...hehe hehe:D

jconnor
12-10-2012, 03:49 PM
Have u not heard of the peribahasa "Sikit-sikit lama-lama jadi bukit"..my own twist to it is "Sikit-sikit lama-lama dapat naik bukit.." and by bukit, u know what bukit i m referring to..:D

I am innocent and new to the cheong scene. Pls advice sifu.

jconnor
12-10-2012, 03:50 PM
Yes, and I hv a sleeping partner in Bkk...and by that, i mean the one who is currently sleeping, shagging, sleeping, shagging .......and in between maybe shooting a couple of rounds at the range:D

No shooting on the range this time. Only the first two :-)

jconnor
12-10-2012, 03:50 PM
U mean Van Bully?? Or Vin Bully? as far as i m concerned, we can put your name on the letter head above the rest...hehe hehe:D

You know, I know, everyone knowslah.

ZachBonano
12-10-2012, 04:10 PM
U mean Van Bully?? Or Vin Bully? as far as i m concerned, we can put your name on the letter head above the rest...hehe hehe:D

muahahahha....he is tt famous...van buli...he previously owned the firm.

ZachBonano
12-10-2012, 04:11 PM
I am innocent and new to the cheong scene. Pls advice sifu.

not an expert on excorts as yet..many things to learn...but i shall say this, Jconner is the Sifu...Tuan Guru J Conner

Scorpioking87
12-10-2012, 04:21 PM
I am innocent and new to the cheong scene. Pls advice sifu.

Innocent my a%^!haha bro...just kidding..if u r innocent, then all of us must be saints!:D

Scorpioking87
12-10-2012, 04:24 PM
not an expert on excorts as yet..many things to learn...but i shall say this, Jconner is the Sifu...Tuan Guru J Conner

The Sifu now in Thailand to further sharpen and heighten his skills and powers..When he comes back, habislah we all...:D

jconnor
12-10-2012, 04:28 PM
not an expert on excorts as yet..many things to learn...but i shall say this, Jconner is the Sifu...Tuan Guru J Conner

Retired alreadylah bro. I am not like Dr M, after retired and handover, still want to impose my will on my successor. Not fair to bro scorpioking. Later others accuse me of being senile, nyanyuk susahlah.

jconnor
12-10-2012, 04:30 PM
muahahahha....he is tt famous...van buli...he previously owned the firm.

It is said that bullies usually suffer from some deficiency, usually in the pants. Lol.

jconnor
12-10-2012, 04:51 PM
Innocent my a%^!haha bro...just kidding..if u r innocent, then all of us must be saints!:D

LOL bro. Actually I do wonder, how many youngsters out there have we enlightened with all our experiences? We are doing good by posting in this forum. LOL.

jconnor
12-10-2012, 04:58 PM
The Sifu now in Thailand to further sharpen and heighten his skills and powers..When he comes back, habislah we all...:D

And how am I going to ensure the end of you guys, bro?

Scorpioking87
12-10-2012, 05:15 PM
And how am I going to ensure the end of you guys, bro?

very easy bro...since u oredi hv conquered so many char bors n know so many okts in penang, u can just ask them to cut off our cheonging supply:eek:...Dun lah bro....otherwise all bros here will come after me...NOOOOOOOO.......

werewolves
13-10-2012, 09:51 AM
Too bad Penang still have strong wind.. really miss those ktv PRCs :(

Scorpioking87
13-10-2012, 11:37 AM
Too bad Penang still have strong wind.. really miss those ktv PRCs :(

Wind n rain is forecast for year end..so long it doesn't flood should still be ok...

jconnor
13-10-2012, 03:42 PM
Too bad Penang still have strong wind.. really miss those ktv PRCs :(

Penang still has strong wind? Ha ha. Bro, do check your facts k. Some places in Penang are literally red light hotels now.

jconnor
13-10-2012, 03:43 PM
very easy bro...since u oredi hv conquered so many char bors n know so many okts in penang, u can just ask them to cut off our cheonging supply:eek:...Dun lah bro....otherwise all bros here will come after me...NOOOOOOOO.......

How is the cheong scene in Penang now actually?

BarneyRoss
13-10-2012, 06:22 PM
How is the cheong scene in Penang now actually?


They say wind is strong especially with regard to the GROs at Ktvs...year end season..rainy n flood season perhaps?

LKYew
13-10-2012, 06:24 PM
It is said that bullies usually suffer from some deficiency, usually in the pants. Lol.

Maybe tat's why he left the firm..

CheongKa
14-10-2012, 03:53 AM
hello guys...sad to hear penang thread deleted :(

how's the scene in pg now? have stop cheonging for a yr already...will be back to action soon...

anyone still cheong ktv? how's shen hua and one stop 6th floor ktv?

thanks.

i was regular there in the past. stopped going there since last year due to i was relocate to overseas for business trip. actually u dont need to spend alot.

just go during happy hours a few times, tips the same daddy a few times, then u can tapau the girl without paying for the hourly fee if she like u.

especially during strong wind when the girls have nothing to do, then u can lots of free fuck..:)


by the way any nice place to cheong now? other then the usual one AC, Mechant, B suite? kindly PM me if ok to share. thanks bro

CheongKa
14-10-2012, 03:56 AM
They say wind is strong especially with regard to the GROs at Ktvs...year end season..rainy n flood season perhaps?

good time to call the girls to come out and have some free fun :)

werewolves
14-10-2012, 06:07 PM
Penang still has strong wind? Ha ha. Bro, do check your facts k. Some places in Penang are literally red light hotels now.

Yes the fark joints seem to be doing well, but the ktvs still under crack down.

Strange logic by our men in blue..

werewolves
14-10-2012, 06:32 PM
RR field report. Date - 13th Oct

Called up regular OKT before dropping by. Only 3 gals available but one was already working, so not much choice.

Name: Don't remember
Age: She claims 23
Origin: PRC
Boob: B cup, large nipples
Face: 6.5/10 - pretty girl next door look
Body: 6.5/10 - tall and slim, with long legs
Skin: Quite fair
Attitude : 4/10 - not too friendly, no GFE

BJ: 3/10 - only did CBJ claiming got sore throat (she was coughing a bit).
FK : did not try
AR : top only
FJ: 5/10 - realistic soft moaning, but make long face when told to move into different positions. In the end her poor attitude pissed me off so had her finish with a HJ :p

Damage: RM 180
RTF : No. Called OKT afterwards and complained about poor service.

jconnor
14-10-2012, 10:34 PM
Back in town. Home sweet home. And its nice to see new FR's by others. Keep it up guys.

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 12:53 AM
i was regular there in the past. stopped going there since last year due to i was relocate to overseas for business trip. actually u dont need to spend alot.

just go during happy hours a few times, tips the same daddy a few times, then u can tapau the girl without paying for the hourly fee if she like u.

especially during strong wind when the girls have nothing to do, then u can lots of free fuck..:)


by the way any nice place to cheong now? other then the usual one AC, Mechant, B suite? kindly PM me if ok to share. thanks bro

Thanks for the input bro...maybe one day we can a TT session at midlands KTV..hv been yearning to go but no experienced kakis to go with...recently, I passed by the place..so many of them girls there, some really hot...u can even find them in the hair saloon downstairs..for a while, it is as if I m in PRC land...

U r right on the usual suspects in the island..got a few farms which operated but now all off the grid due to strong wind..

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 12:55 AM
[QUOTE=werewolves;7930921]RR field report. Date - 13th Oct

Called up regular OKT before dropping by. Only 3 gals available but one was already working, so not much choice.

Name: Don't remember
Age: She claims 23
Origin: PRC
Boob: B cup, large nipples
Face: 6.5/10 - pretty girl next door look
Body: 6.5/10 - tall and slim, with long legs
Skin: Quite fair
Attitude : 4/10 - not too friendly, no GFE

BJ: 3/10 - only did CBJ claiming got sore throat (she was coughing a bit).
FK : did not try
AR : top only
FJ: 5/10 - realistic soft moaning, but make long face when told to move into different positions. In the end her poor
attitude pissed me off so had her finish with a HJ :p

Damage: RM 180


RR quality so bad now hah bro? Must get our RR taikor to give the okt an earful...:D bro Zach, pls kow Tim tis problem for werewolves

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 12:58 AM
Back in town. Home sweet home. And its nice to see new FR's by others. Keep it up guys.

Welcome back bro.. It's always refreshing to hv fresh air...young bloods, more horny bodies...old man here is yesterday's news...:D

Futaba
15-10-2012, 01:52 AM
Thanks for the input bro...maybe one day we can a TT session at midlands KTV..hv been yearning to go but no experienced kakis to go with...recently, I passed by the place..so many of them girls there, some really hot...u can even find them in the hair saloon downstairs..for a while, it is as if I m in PRC land...

U r right on the usual suspects in the island..got a few farms which operated but now all off the grid due to strong wind..

I can accompany u as long as the bills r on u....;):p

ZachBonano
15-10-2012, 12:46 PM
[QUOTE=werewolves;7930921]RR field report. Date - 13th Oct

Called up regular OKT before dropping by. Only 3 gals available but one was already working, so not much choice.

Name: Don't remember
Age: She claims 23
Origin: PRC
Boob: B cup, large nipples
Face: 6.5/10 - pretty girl next door look
Body: 6.5/10 - tall and slim, with long legs
Skin: Quite fair
Attitude : 4/10 - not too friendly, no GFE

BJ: 3/10 - only did CBJ claiming got sore throat (she was coughing a bit).
FK : did not try
AR : top only
FJ: 5/10 - realistic soft moaning, but make long face when told to move into different positions. In the end her poor
attitude pissed me off so had her finish with a HJ :p

Damage: RM 180


RR quality so bad now hah bro? Must get our RR taikor to give the okt an earful...:D bro Zach, pls kow Tim tis problem for werewolves

I believe Bor werewolve and i got the same girl i guess.. How to kao tim lei...my usual OKT is more interested in his legal business. He did say RR may not have many girls as of late and likewise the hotel opposite RR.

My session was quite bad. girl say no to fondling her tits or even touching here and there. Had to called up the OKT and told him the girl was lousy. he said the other two is even worst.

he did say it is fine i didnt want the girl and need not pay her anyting. pass the phone to the girl. She did make a face and said a remark, of which well, i do understand but i believe it must be those with vulgar sentiments.

I myself could not cheong much lately as work is heavy and the girls on market are getting bad if not worse.

oh well, i do hope new cheong scenes open up with better girls. This i must say, i really hope escort-69 opens up a branch in penang. they seem to have better choices and my try out so far very good.

Bro werewolves, sorry i cant offer you much help on that. Perhaps, u might want to try AC instead. try out Nikki,,she is alright.

jconnor
15-10-2012, 01:32 PM
Or you guys can find a real gem and settle down. Then you will get all the sex you want. Ha ha.

werewolves
15-10-2012, 02:54 PM
[QUOTE=Scorpioking87;7932295]

Bro werewolves, sorry i cant offer you much help on that. Perhaps, u might want to try AC instead. try out Nikki,,she is alright.

No worries, bro. I may give Nikki a try next time, I guess she is Russian? Have not been to AC for some months as not too fond of white bread :p

Last time had tried a Russian/Egyptian called Camilla who gave good service, and a short Korean girl (cannot remember the name) who was quite friendly and horny.

ZachBonano
15-10-2012, 04:07 PM
[QUOTE=ZachBonano;7934059]

No worries, bro. I may give Nikki a try next time, I guess she is Russian? Have not been to AC for some months as not too fond of white bread :p

Last time had tried a Russian/Egyptian called Camilla who gave good service, and a short Korean girl (cannot remember the name) who was quite friendly and horny.

No koreans at the moment. But a mix korean n russian there is , it seems..

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 05:01 PM
I can accompany u as long as the bills r on u....;):p

Wah bro like tat oso can hah??

so long never hear from u, suddenly must belanja u! aiyoh..habislah macam ni... but on a more serious note, i think it is good idea to go during happy hours like our bro suggested..damage not so teruk... but the part abt getting freebies from PRC, i m a bit doubtful..as the wise master Seng Seng said, got $$$ got honey.

let me know if u r interested for a TT session there..they do serve teh tarik there too right??:D

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 05:03 PM
[QUOTE=ZachBonano;7934059]

No worries, bro. I may give Nikki a try next time, I guess she is Russian? Have not been to AC for some months as not too fond of white bread :p

Last time had tried a Russian/Egyptian called Camilla who gave good service, and a short Korean girl (cannot remember the name) who was quite friendly and horny.

Got one Nika or Nikki, can't remember whether Turk or Russian? Are u guys referring to the one who has a tatoo at the back of her neck with the Chinese word "Ai' meaning 'love'? very young but breasts sagging..but makes up for her fair cute face though...

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 05:08 PM
[QUOTE=werewolves;7934681]

No koreans at the moment. But a mix korean n russian there is , it seems..

KNN RR taikor now going legit?? wonder whether my ex-flame still there..goes by name of Xiao Lin..very GFE, can bring out for porridge and economy rice at middle of the night at makan place beside RR when celebrating 2012 New Year with her 10 months ago..had to angkat kaki and cabut lari when she asked me to meet her parents and marry her...sigh..wonder wat happened to her??:rolleyes:

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 05:09 PM
Too bad Penang still have strong wind.. really miss those ktv PRCs :(

May be u can be our tour guide for our TT session with bro Futaba in midlands..:D

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 05:13 PM
Or you guys can find a real gem and settle down. Then you will get all the sex you want. Ha ha.

everyone wants to be in your position bro..but looks like we still have lots to learn from u..:D

jconnor
15-10-2012, 06:13 PM
[QUOTE=ZachBonano;7934975]

KNN RR taikor now going legit?? wonder whether my ex-flame still there..goes by name of Xiao Lin..very GFE, can bring out for porridge and economy rice at middle of the night at makan place beside RR when celebrating 2012 New Year with her 10 months ago..had to angkat kaki and cabut lari when she asked me to meet her parents and marry her...sigh..wonder wat happened to her??:rolleyes:

Ah, our taiko is back from hibernation. I always knew he was a nice old softie at heart. You should have gonelah bro. Keep her as a mistress on the side.

jconnor
15-10-2012, 06:25 PM
May be u can be our tour guide for our TT session with bro Futaba in midlands..:D

I might be able to help you guys out a little here. There's this cyber cafe, big one, opposite new world park. Crap, cant remember the damn name when I need to. I think its Net City. Its the one that has a coffeeshop next to it and above it is a hostel. Well, many PRC and Viet KTV girls actually stay there. Some do moonlight as FL through taxi drivers. If you guys wanna try your luck, best to go hang out at the mamak stall there in the mornings when they come for breakfast. Dont ask them for sex immediately, try sweet talking them to go out with you first. Chances of success are pretty high and there are some pretty ones there. For the bolder ones, you can try waiting by the staircase. But do beware, their KTV bosses or agents are usually there in the evenings so dont search for trouble at the wrong time. Best to go in pairs. Good luck boys.

jconnor
15-10-2012, 06:34 PM
everyone wants to be in your position bro..but looks like we still have lots to learn from u..:D

Nothing to learnlah bro. You guys just have to make the effort. Tell me, do you guys even try your luck? I just gave a quick tutorial to my staff, will share a little with you guys here. If executed properly, you can bed the girl in three days.

jconnor
15-10-2012, 06:50 PM
Day 1 - Step 1
Identify target first. Easy targets are waitresses, sales promoters or cashiers. Spot target. Very important, choose one that looks over 18 k. You dont wanna go to jail. Check for wedding ring. Look for her name tag. If all clear, make sure she is alone. You dont wanna go when the place is packed. Pay for first item, thank her and include her name. Look at her face when you do so. DO NOT look at her boobs. 90% she will return the smile. Then ask her to smile again. She will be taken aback and ask why. Tell her that she looked really cute when she smiled and that it really lit up her face. Dont say hot, sexy, pretty or beautiful. Use CUTE. It loosens them up. She'll blush, smile again and thank you. Move on. Come back to her after minimum 5 mins, max 15, you dont wanna seem desperate and you dont want her to forget you too. Go take another item to pay. She'll ask you how come again. This time look straight at her and tell her that her smile earlier made you forget what you needed to buy. Guaranteed she will laugh. Ask her what she's having for lunch and where. Ask her if you can join her. Tell her you wanna see her smile again. If she appears hesitant, tell her its just lunch and with her friends also can. You gotta have balls, else it wont work. If she is single, available and you do it right, she'll say yes.

jconnor
15-10-2012, 07:03 PM
Day 1 - Step 2
Meet her for lunch. Offer to pay but dont insist. Maintain distance and eye contact. You gotta be cool and composed. And for gods sake, no ego pls. Talk on stuff like work, school/uni. Touch on their family background but dont pry too much. Never show off as its a turn off. Ask her hows her meal, little things like that. As she's about to finish, now is the important part. Lean over and whisper near her ear that you really enjoyed her company. That will give you an indication of your chances. If she pulls away, then you need more lunch dates. If she lets you into her space, means you are in the right direction. Now, you get up first and stand two steps ahead. Take a deep breath and offer her your hand. She has to take it. As you guys walk back, dont grip too hard. Just lightly is enough. And keep a bit of distance, dont let shoulders touch yet. Make sure her friends and colleagues see you guys holding hands. It means she doesnt mind it. Before you leave her, get her number and ask her what time she finishes work. If she has a tea break, repeat the entire lunch step.

jconnor
15-10-2012, 07:08 PM
Day 1 - Step 3
Go wait for her before she finishes work. Dont disturb her work, you can pass by so she knows you are around. Watch for reaction. If you get a smile, keep going. Once she finishes work, walk her to her bike/car whatever. Tell her you wanted to see her so that you'll have sweet dreams. Give her a light peck on her hand. Show that you can be a romantic. Later once she is home, only then sms her. Tell her how the day was one of your ever. Dont go on too long. She needs to sleep too.

Day 2 to be continued later. Dinner with my missus awaits.

sengseng
15-10-2012, 08:21 PM
Wah bro like tat oso can hah??

so long never hear from u, suddenly must belanja u! aiyoh..habislah macam ni... but on a more serious note, i think it is good idea to go during happy hours like our bro suggested..damage not so teruk... but the part abt getting freebies from PRC, i m a bit doubtful..as the wise master Seng Seng said, got $$$ got honey.

let me know if u r interested for a TT session there..they do serve teh tarik there too right??:D

In the dating world, a desperate man is one who is overeager, anxious, presumptuous and willing to be with any woman to avoid being alone. Women can spot desperation in a man from miles away, and if you suffer from it, you'll never stand a chance at getting any girl. Like me lor.:D Thats why;
I could not get any so I said Got $$$ Got Honey. Lengchai and smooth operator like you will not have to depend on $$$ one.:p

sengseng
15-10-2012, 08:23 PM
Day 1 - Step 3
Go wait for her before she finishes work. Dont disturb her work, you can pass by so she knows you are around. Watch for reaction. If you get a smile, keep going. Once she finishes work, walk her to her bike/car whatever. Tell her you wanted to see her so that you'll have sweet dreams. Give her a light peck on her hand. Show that you can be a romantic. Later once she is home, only then sms her. Tell her how the day was one of your ever. Dont go on too long. She needs to sleep too.

Day 2 to be continued later. Dinner with my missus awaits.

Wow! That's a Gooroo giving Free KaoLooi Lesson. Thanks . Hope I am not missing anything yet.:D

jconnor
15-10-2012, 08:59 PM
Wow! That's a Gooroo giving Free KaoLooi Lesson. Thanks . Hope I am not missing anything yet.:D

Bro, you are the sifu herelah. The rest of us merely following in your footsteps only.

jconnor
15-10-2012, 09:07 PM
You land your helicopter outside a pub or bar, all the hottest girls will come running to you.

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 11:55 PM
In the dating world, a desperate man is one who is overeager, anxious, presumptuous and willing to be with any woman to avoid being alone. Women can spot desperation in a man from miles away, and if you suffer from it, you'll never stand a chance at getting any girl. Like me lor.:D Thats why;
I could not get any so I said Got $$$ Got Honey. Lengchai and smooth operator like you will not have to depend on $$$ one.:p

Lengchai n smooth operator? More like smooth operator pengeluaran lo...people drive Beemer, Ferrari, we drive a crane in factory...how lah bro?:D

Scorpioking87
15-10-2012, 11:57 PM
Wow! That's a Gooroo giving Free KaoLooi Lesson. Thanks . Hope I am not missing anything yet.:D

Must read n listen attentively in class...otherwise, how to bed a girl in 3 days become how to kena slapped by a girl in 3 days lo...:D

Futaba
16-10-2012, 02:07 AM
Wah bro like tat oso can hah??

so long never hear from u, suddenly must belanja u! aiyoh..habislah macam ni... but on a more serious note, i think it is good idea to go during happy hours like our bro suggested..damage not so teruk... but the part abt getting freebies from PRC, i m a bit doubtful..as the wise master Seng Seng said, got $$$ got honey.

let me know if u r interested for a TT session there..they do serve teh tarik there too right??:D

Of coz can la....looking at the way you u spend for yr cheonging it no doubt u hv a very good income.
So ppl like me who's just a small fly cannot afford to go places like those exclusive KTVs & has to rely on kind brothers who will take me there & subsidize my expenses lo.:p

choymai
16-10-2012, 02:18 AM
To all SBF,

Hope the GPS Coordination might help all SBF, this is my 2 cent contribution.

Happy Cheonging.

128 PG (CP) GTown - Aurora Court 3rd Floor (220/30) N5 25 32.8 E100 19 01.2
129 PG (CP) GTown - Cathay Hotel (110/30) N5 25 14.8 E100 20 05.5
130 PG (CP) GTown - Fantasy Right Staircase (50/15) N5 25 12.5 E100 20 30.0
131 PG (CP) GTown - Federal Hotel Freelance (--/60) N5 25 16.4 E100 20 00.8
132 PG (CP) GTown - Hock Aun Hotel (40/15) N5 24 50.1 E100 19 37.1
133 PG (CP) GTown - Kin Too Hotel (30/20) N5 24 54.3 E100 19 19.9
134 PG (CP) GTown - Paris Hotel (40/15) N5 24 49.0 E100 19 30.6
135 PG (CP) GTown - Sin Tong Ah/Sweet MayHotel (60/80/30) N5 25 19.1 E100 19 49.1
136 PG (CP) GTown - Soo Chow Hotel (40/15) N5 24 59.9 E100 19 44.2
137 PG (CP) GTown - Streetwalkers Campbell (50/20) N5 25 03.9 E100 20 03.9
138 PG (CP) GTown - Streetwalkers Chulia (50/20) N5 25 07.3 E100 20 08.7
139 PG (CP) GTown - Streetwalkers Komtar O/H Bridge (50/30) N5 25 00.3 E100 19 47.9
140 PG (CP) GTown - Streetwalkers Lorong Garu (30/15) N5 24 47.9 E100 19 29.0
141 PG (CP) GTown - Sweet May Hotel (80/30) N5 25 12.5 E100 19 40.6
142 PG (CP) GTown - Thye Wan (110/30) N5 25 19.3 E100 20 00.7
143 PG (CP) GTown - Waldorf Hotel (110/30) N5 25 15.5 E100 20 06.2
144 PG (DP) Ayer Itam - Kheng Hoe Bar FJ N5 24 19.8 E100 17 45.2
145 PG (DP) GTown - Bliss N5 25 19.3 E100 19 47.4
146 PG (DP) GTown - City Pub N5 25 00.8 E100 19 16.3
147 PG (DP) GTown - Jin Bei N5 25 08.4 E100 19 38.2
148 PG (DP) GTown - Latin Quarters N5 25 25.7 E100 20 02.0
149 PG (DP) GTown - New Tokyo N5 25 08.6 E100 19 46.8
150 PG (DP) GTown - Orange N5 25 06.0 E100 20 06.6
151 PG (DP) GTown - Sin Teong Lum N5 25 12.5 E100 19 40.6
152 PG (HS) GTown - Gala Hairdressing N5 25 18.0 E100 19 53.9
153 PG (HS) GTown - Sakura Hairdressing N5 25 15.1 E100 19 57.4
154 PG (HS) GTown - Sin Hai Yen (28/60) N5 24 51.6 E100 19 40.4
155 PG (HT) GTown - 1926 Heritage Hotel (53/240) N5 25 26.5 E100 19 13.9
156 PG (HT) GTown - Central Hotel (33/120) N5 24 57.2 E100 19 44.5
157 PG (HT) GTown - Chusan Hotel (30/120) N5 26 49.9 E100 18 21.3
158 PG (HT) GTown - Cititel Penang (100/240) N5 25 16.4 E100 19 59.1
159 PG (HT) GTown - Continental Hotel (69/240) N5 25 19.2 E100 20 04.2
160 PG (HT) GTown - Fortuna Hotel (33/120) N5 24 56.5 E100 19 44.2
161 PG (HT) GTown - Friendship Motel (38/120) N5 25 10.7 E100 20 29.6
162 PG (HT) GTown - Golden City Hotel (40/180) N5 24 56.1 E100 19 37.8
163 PG (HT) GTown - Good Hope Inn (50/180) N5 25 49.4 E100 19 04.2
164 PG (HT) GTown - Grand Paradise Hotel (80/180) N5 24 59.9 E100 19 22.2
165 PG (HT) GTown - Kheng Motel N5 25 04.1 E100 20 05.9
166 PG (HT) GTown - Kim Sun N5 25 04.1 E100 20 03.6
167 PG (HT) GTown - Malaysia Hotel (59/180) N5 25 18.7 E100 20 03.7
168 PG (HT) GTown - Ocean Inn (30/120) N5 28 36.5 E100 16 01.6
169 PG (HT) GTown - PP Island Hotel (40/120) N5 25 06.6 E100 19 27.5
170 PG (HT) GTown - Regal Hotel (40/120) N5 25 22.1 E100 19 52.8
171 PG (HT) GTown - Sunway Hotel (120/300) N5 24 51.5 E100 19 32.5
172 PG (HT) GTown - Towne House Hotel (40/120) N5 25 15.5 E100 19 58.9
173 PG (HT) GTown - Waterfall Hotel (48/180) N5 25 49.4 E100 17 58.3
174 PG (HT) GTown - White House Hotel N5 25 14.7 E100 19 58.7
175 PG (HT) Tanjung Tokong - Hong Kong Hotel (38/120) N5 27 11.9 E100 18 24.1
176 PG (HT) Tanjung Tokong - Sea Wind Motel (40/120) N5 27 49.9 E100 18 21.1
177 PG (HT) Tanjung Tokong - Sri Pantai Motel (50/240) N5 27 48.9 E100 18 18.1
178 PG (MP) Ayer Itam - Farlim MP behind KFC (--/--/60) N5 23 28.3 E100 16 59.7
179 PG (MP) Batu Maung - Bintang Ria B.Maung (35/40/60) N5 17 15.7 E100 16 50.3
180 PG (MP) Bayan Baru - 77 Reflexology opposite PISA Stadium (--/--/60) N5 19 54.1 E100 16 53.4
181 PG (MP) Bayan Baru - Behind HLB (35/25/60) N5 19 58.9 E100 17 40.4
182 PG (MP) Bayan Baru - Crystal B.Jambul (--/--/60) N5 19 58.8 E100 17 27.5
183 PG (MP) Bayan Baru - Sun Reflex (--/--/60) N5 20 00.0 E100 17 36.2
184 PG (MP) Bayan Baru - Traditional Reflexology PRC MP at Krystal Point (--/--/60) N5 19 52.1 E100 17 54.5
185 PG (MP) GTown - Biogenesis (60/90/60) N5 25 12.2 E100 19 33.8
186 PG (MP) GTown - Carezone Burma Rd (35/30/60) N5 25 25.9 E100 19 23.9
187 PG (MP) GTown - Central Hotel (--/--/60) N5 24 57.2 E100 19 44.5
188 PG (MP) GTown - Cititel Penang (78/50/60) N5 25 16.4 E100 19 59.1
189 PG (MP) GTown - Continental Hotel (--/--/60) N5 25 19.2 E100 20 04.2
190 PG (MP) GTown - Fantasy Left Staircase (48/30/60) N5 25 12.4 E100 20 30.3
191 PG (MP) GTown - Grand Continental (65/100/60) N5 24 44.1 E100 19 42.8
192 PG (MP) GTown - Grand Paradise (78/50/60) N5 24 59.9 E100 19 22.2
193 PG (MP) GTown - Hong Pin Chulia.S (--/--/60) N5 25 04.4 E100 20 12.6
194 PG (MP) GTown - Hotel Mingood (--/--/60) N5 25 19.5 E100 19 50.0
195 PG (MP) GTown - Jesslinn (--/--/--) N5 24 58.1 E100 19 42.1
196 PG (MP) GTown - Lucky Blind (--/--/--) N5 24 56.2 E100 19 53.2
197 PG (MP) GTown - Malaysia Hotel (48/50/60) N5 25 18.7 E100 20 03.7
198 PG (MP) GTown - Mutiara (50/75/60) N5 24 49.6 E100 19 22.4
199 PG (MP) GTown - New Savoy Hotel (48/50/60) N5 25 19.7 E100 19 38.8
200 PG (MP) GTown - Northam SPA (90/60) N5 25 38.2 E100 19 17.0
201 PG (MP) GTown - Origin Reflexology (--/--/60) N5 25 19.4 E100 20 02.1
202 PG (MP) GTown - Red Rock (48/50/60) N5 25 00.8 E100 19 23.6
203 PG (MP) GTown - Regal Hotel (58/50/60) N5 25 22.1 E100 19 52.8
204 PG (MP) GTown - Sinar Reflex (--/--/--) N5 25 00.2 E100 19 50.0
205 PG (MP) GTown - Unique Leisure (--/--/--) N5 25 18.6 E100 19 53.1
206 PG (MP) GTown - Zouk 1 SPA N5 25 15.7 E100 19 55.9
207 PG (MP) GTown - Zouk 2 (--/--/--) N5 25 14.7 E100 19 57.0
208 PG (MP) Pulau Tikus - Berjaya Spa (99/50/60) N5 25 58.8 E100 18 24.2
209 PG (MP) Pulau Tikus - Brown Road (--/--/60) N5 25 56.0 E100 18 22.4
210 PG (MP) Pulau Tikus - Gurney SPA (73/50/60) N5 25 49.5 E100 19 10.0
211 PG (MP) Pulau Tikus - Solace (--/--/60) N5 25 59.8 E100 18 57.0
212 PG (MP) Queensbay - Above Oreily's Pub (45/30/60) N5 20 10.7 E100 18 24.9
213 PG (MP) Sungei Dua - Ann Spa (--/--60) N5 21 06.0 E100 17 54.7
214 PG (MP) Sungei Dua - Carezone Perkaka (--/--/60) N5 20 56.6 E100 17 43.5
215 PG (MP) Sungei Dua - Yellow House (40/50/60) N5 21 08.2 E100 17 59.8
216 PG (MP) Tanjung Tokong - MV Bayu (--/--/60) N5 27 51.7 E100 17 34.1
217 PG (MP) Tanjung Tokong - Waterfall Hotel (200/60) N5 25 49.4 E100 17 58.3
218 PG (SC) PG - Lim Skin Specialist Clinic N5 25 12.1 E100 19 28.9
219 PG (SC) PG - Nagreh Skin Clinic N5 25 10.9 E100 19 02.9

Scorpioking87
16-10-2012, 09:58 AM
Bro Choymai,

Is this list updated? Came across a similar one some time back..hope this is the 'latest' edition:D

Thanks anyway n welcome btw in this thread:)

Scorpioking87
16-10-2012, 10:01 AM
Of coz can la....looking at the way you u spend for yr cheonging it no doubt u hv a very good income.
So ppl like me who's just a small fly cannot afford to go places like those exclusive KTVs & has to rely on kind brothers who will take me there & subsidize my expenses lo.:p

No lah bro...those crazy spending days r over..now go for economic n pruden approach..that's why distance myself from upscale places and prefer places like betong:DMy offer to go there is still on bro..how r things at ACE? Heard there's a black widow on the loose there...

jconnor
16-10-2012, 10:18 AM
Good job bro choymai. I remember seeing something similar on another older site but the site is restricted by our Internet Service Providers here now, a hassle to check that site out.

Scorpioking87
16-10-2012, 11:04 AM
Mmm...wat happened to the notorious merchant hotel? Not in the list?sudah lingkup kah?:D

Futaba
16-10-2012, 04:47 PM
No lah bro...those crazy spending days r over..now go for economic n pruden approach..that's why distance myself from upscale places and prefer places like betong:DMy offer to go there is still on bro..how r things at ACE? Heard there's a black widow on the loose there...

Sorry la no updates on ACE coz been a months since my last trip there.
Better to ask Master SengSeng.
Anyway I've just broke up with my GF fr ACE so my trip there might also not be that frequent anymore.