Talk dirty while fucking

[Peter]

Bros,

Recently when I fuck my wife, she wants me to 'talk dirty' so that she can get more sextified and getting her climax faster.

I really don't know how to talk dirty while fucking her, can some of you (who knows how to talk dirty) teach me a few words?

Thanks!

[weeweeman]

Bros,

Recently when I fuck my wife, she wants me to 'talk dirty' so that she can get more sextified and getting her climax faster.

I really don't know how to talk dirty while fucking her, can some of you (who knows how to talk dirty) teach me a few words?

Thanks!
how bout...
1.oh is that shit..
2.i forgot to clean up after shitting..
3.shit i need to go
4.i step on dog shit

[arcuatus]

www.literotica.com
you can learn a lot from the stories there
but i think u better check with your wife whether she got limit or not
sekali u 1/2 way go "you SLUT" then she slap you you honggan

[BustLover]

If she is nagging/domineering wife, should be:-

a. You sexy bitch/slut!
b. You fucking asshole, I am goin to screw your ASS.
c. Wow, you are really a CHOW-CHEE-BYE.

I think of any lao.

[WHAM]

Bros,

Recently when I fuck my wife, she wants me to 'talk dirty' so that she can get more sextified and getting her climax faster.

I really don't know how to talk dirty while fucking her, can some of you (who knows how to talk dirty) teach me a few words?

Thanks!
you can try telling her about fantasies, i.e. how you want to see her getting fucked by other man, how you want an orgy with her, how you want to get another man to give her another screw so she will be satisfied, how you want another couple to join in for an orgy, tell her how tight her pussy is, how wet she is, etc, etc

[hokkienguy]

1. Ta ma de, no fcuk buay song si boh ( must be aggressive abit) LOlz
2. u talk somemore I pia u hard hard till u can swim on the bed with ur own juices LOLz
3. beg me la... beg me to fcuk u ..COME BEG MEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! :D
4. talk dirty? ok tomolo onward i dun brush teeth and eat more garlic and onions
KIdding no offence hor...

[hokkienguy]

Peter,

u din say she wants u to talk dirty in Mandarin, Hokkien, other dialect? singlish or standard english?

[White Crane]

Bros,

Recently when I fuck my wife, she wants me to 'talk dirty' so that she can get more sextified and getting her climax faster.

I really don't know how to talk dirty while fucking her, can some of you (who knows how to talk dirty) teach me a few words?

Thanks!
Call out the nick in this forum is dirty enough. :D

[wanderer23]

Bros,

Recently when I fuck my wife, she wants me to 'talk dirty' so that she can get more sextified and getting her climax faster.

I really don't know how to talk dirty while fucking her, can some of you (who knows how to talk dirty) teach me a few words?

Thanks!

Why dun you try this? As you bang her try whispering into her ear whether she like it or not and when she say she does command her to say it louder all the while continuing banging her. Then tease her and ask her whether she like it deep inside her and make her beg for it by no fully penetrating her until she start begging. whispering in her ear all those stuff like "oh you're so wet", "want it harder/deeper?" and making her moan louder will make it all the more pleasurable for you and her . Hope that does the trick. If not there are still many other ways (i shall not describe in detail pm me) to make the session a pleasurable one.

[extraextra]

found this website.
hopes it will help you in any ways.
http://www.sexinfo101.com/as_talkingdirty102.shtml

[astrozz]

Hahaha... you guys are really jokers ,talk dirty in Hookien ??.... so funny... :D

anyway its true it depends on what your wife likes/fantansize..etc... me and my ex too always talk dirty when we make love... things like ...You Like It ? You Want Me to Fxxx Your Pxxxx ? Ya ? Say It... Tell Me You Want Me To Fxxx... ..... Its hard to teach these kind of things , its individual....
ask her what she likes, what she wants to hear , what turns her on... slowly start off from there lor...
GoodLuck ;)

[witan788]

[QUOTE=astrozz]Hahaha... you guys are really jokers ,talk dirty in Hookien ??.... so funny... :D

Hey it's true ok bro. My ex-gf like gets really turned on whenever I talk dirty in Cantonese. So the during the bonk session I'll say something like.."Ah, lei gor hai ho sup ah...ngor gor tuck ho song ah. m tuck la, ngor oei chor lei la...arggh!(You pussy's getting really wet, feels great being inside...can't hold any longer..I'm cumming ...argh!!" Haha! Personally, I find it amusing esp. when she dont really understand the dialect as she's a teochew, but who cares, most important is she enjoys it.

[diesel]

Your Cantonese dirty-talk is "power". :D

[plain]

Bros,

Recently when I fuck my wife, she wants me to 'talk dirty' so that she can get more sextified and getting her climax faster.

I really don't know how to talk dirty while fucking her, can some of you (who knows how to talk dirty) teach me a few words?

Thanks!

start off by telling her how sexy she is, and you touch her waist, cup your hands around her soft breasts, her arms and tell her how hot she is - if u dont feel disgusted, slap her bum bum alittle bit while she's on top of u or while you doggie her...gentle slaps and see how she reacts to it.

while you're slapping her, go harder if she keeps quiet or moans - thats shows she likes it and while you're at it, ask her if she's been a naughty naughty girl

thats for starters :D

[Saloth Sar]

Perhaps you could try this:

Buy a box of disposable panties, and give a pair to her and tell her to put them on whenever she wants to make love. This way, you also establish a definite signal for the start of your role play games.

When you see her in them, you could go up to her and do your usual foreplay before you both strip. But add some roughness (physically & verbally) & watch for reaction. Build it up to something like: 'You want dirty? You get dirty. And rough!'

Grab her panties and rip them apart. 'This is better. I can see your wet cunt begging for my (big / medium / small*) prick, but I'm not putting it in just yet. Lick me.....'

From here on, please use your imagination. I don't think I know her or you well enough to micro-script your next move. The idea is to give you an interesting start to talking and acting dirty.

*delete whichever inapplicable

[UnderGround]

Wow....can learn many kinds of talking dirty while fcuking....in different types of language here from bros leh....and so funny......wakakaka :D

Got hokkien one, got mandarin one, english one.....and wat bout bahasa melayu one....."lu suka abang punya lan-chiau tak?" (you like my didi?) "kalau suka, abang hentam kuat-kuat" ( if like, i bonk harder)....."ooooh manyak shiok bila masuk gua labah-labah lu" (very shiok inside u)....."abang punya panjang tak???.......cum on , cum on, cum on liao......ooohhh!!!!
wakakekeke....!!!

[ianchew]

I salute all the brother's contributions!! 1st time i heard so many types of "DIRTY TALK" in so many languages!!! :D U all the can man!! :D

[queenie]

Haha! Personally, I find it amusing esp. when she dont really understand the dialect as she's a teochew, but who cares, most important is she enjoys it.

Ha Ha your gf very cute!!!

[Castrol]

IMHO, majority of pretty girls in spore are teochew.....

[ianchew]

IMHO, majority of pretty girls in spore are teochew.....


Teochew Ah Nia are fair & sweet!! :D

Anyway ..... who cares whether they can understand what U r speaking in cantonese as long as she is happy & pleased?! :D

[lawry]

Bros,

Recently when I fuck my wife, she wants me to 'talk dirty' so that she can get more sextified and getting her climax faster.

Recently? why only recently? something has happen to her sex experience? she has secretly watch some blue tape? or?? habits dont change overnite unless been introduce by someone..and u got hoooook..

Be warn.

[ianchew]

Recently? why only recently? something has happen to her sex experience? she has secretly watch some blue tape? or?? habits dont change overnite unless been introduce by someone..and u got hoooook..

Be warn.



hmmmm ..... true true .... either that or some of her friends told her of their own experience & she then have the fantasy to try it out ....

[medicheng]

tell her to say, "i am a bitch wanting u to fuck me...." if she dun say tease her until she cannot tahan..... hahahaha

[bradpitt968]

Bros,

Recently when I fuck my wife, she wants me to 'talk dirty' so that she can get more sextified and getting her climax faster.

I really don't know how to talk dirty while fucking her, can some of you (who knows how to talk dirty) teach me a few words?

Thanks!

Just describe what is on your mind.. and what u are doing to her... how shiok u feel.... how shiok your dick feels.... etc.. can liao lor....

[lawry]

hmmmm ..... true true .... either that or some of her friends told her of their own experience & she then have the fantasy to try it out ....
AFAIRS!!! :eek:

[trew5]

i got no fancy line, but these works for gers i screw before:

"shsss .. dear yr chee bai is so tight.. so nice to fcuk.."

if she is really not that tight then i would say "dear yr hole is sooo warm.. feel so nice inside yr wet cheebai.." , side effect is she will flood even more juice till i cant feel a thing :D

or simply "dear can u feel my lan jio poking your chee bai.. u like?" stupid but it works :D

[hokkienguy]

Wow....can learn many kinds of talking dirty while fcuking....in different types of language here from bros leh....and so funny......wakakaka :D

Got hokkien one, got mandarin one, english one.....and wat bout bahasa melayu one....."lu suka abang punya lan-chiau tak?" (you like my didi?) "kalau suka, abang hentam kuat-kuat" ( if like, i bonk harder)....."ooooh manyak shiok bila masuk gua labah-labah lu" (very shiok inside u)....."abang punya panjang tak???.......cum on , cum on, cum on liao......ooohhh!!!!
wakakekeke....!!!


ada tamil version tak??? :D

[Peter]

Thank you all bros for your all your kind responses; many replies are humorous, in deed, as we are responsible adults, it is really fun & enlightening to share our sex experiences in this forum.

I noticed something 'weird', when I started this thread, my point was 9, after so many fun and humorous replies which I guess many bros enjoyed reading this thread but my point has been deducted to 7, now, the person and/or persons deducted my 2 points, are you man enough to explain why you deducted my points?

Cheers!

[hokkienguy]

Thank you all bros for your all your kind responses; many replies are humorous, in deed, as we are responsible adults, it is really fun & enlightening to share our sex experiences in this forum.

I noticed something 'weird', when I started this thread, my point was 9, after so many fun and humorous replies which I guess many bros enjoyed reading this thread but my point has been deducted to 7, now, the person and/or persons deducted my 2 points, are you man enough to explain why you deducted my points?

Cheers!


aiyo who sia... dun worry i give u $1 for CNY ang bao... kekeke

[Peter]

Hi Bros,

I am coming back to thank those brothers who shared some words on 'talk dirty' during sex, tried to practise this talk dirty last nite with my wife, she cummed so many times, and we had another good one this morning again!

Thank you!

[banana]

Hi Bros,

I am coming back to thank those brothers who shared some words on 'talk dirty' during sex, tried to practise this talk dirty last nite with my wife, she cummed so many times, and we had another good one this morning again!

Thank you!

glad to hear that u had a good time with ur wife.

how about give us FR on ur dirty talk. i believe many bro here wanna here your story too. :cool:

[digi]

best is start a audioblog and let all the brothers learn from the experts :D

[madix]

something to share:
praise her body, like "wooo...those melons need to be loved" proceed to tongue her nipples and engorge the whole of her breasts...girls love it

another thing you can do is to guide her when she is almost climaxing..."say you don't want me to stop"...my bet is that she'll keep screaming for more of you...if this works for any of you brothers do tell...

personally i don't think girls like to hear their cunt being refered to as "tight cheebye", the hokkien vulgarity simply doesn't go with a mind blowing love making session...others may beg to differ...

[hose_lover]

Wow....can learn many kinds of talking dirty while fcuking....in different types of language here from bros leh....and so funny......wakakaka :D

Got hokkien one, got mandarin one, english one.....and wat bout bahasa melayu one....."lu suka abang punya lan-chiau tak?" (you like my didi?) "kalau suka, abang hentam kuat-kuat" ( if like, i bonk harder)....."ooooh manyak shiok bila masuk gua labah-labah lu" (very shiok inside u)....."abang punya panjang tak???.......cum on , cum on, cum on liao......ooohhh!!!!
wakakekeke....!!!


hmm...I think I get more simulated and hard when I talk dirty when fucking.
I like to use them when doing it with pros.
I likel to use those very vulgar hokkien phrase like "kan ni na be chao chee bye", na bei chee bye, chao chee bye!" The more forceful my words, the more thrust power I have, and the harder I get. I like to insult them when
doing it. Best is they don't know what i am saying and still smile at me,
as if I praise them like dat. I really get a kick out of it. Espcially those PRC. some dunno hokkien one. Best sia.
SHIOK!