Anal De-flowering

[JoyStick]

How many of the brudders here have de-flowered their partner's ass for anal pleasures and have since got them coming back for more?

Could be a case of:
1. girl shy but want to try?
2. boy wants to try?
3. accidental penetration? (now u know y must on light)

Whatever your scenario may have been, do vote and be accounted for! :D

[MMM88]

Bro Joystick
how mani hav u de-flowered ??? Never did try n maybe will never try...it kinda gross..wat if shit got stuck onto yr didi ...ask her to lick it clean...yuks..... ;)

[Frankiestine]

woooooh....how can we talk about the ass word without the monster ard......i remembered my first ass that i hump was Yoko from GL...woooh thinking of that ass....she is not called the hardcore queen for nothing and won't want it anywhere but in the ass....then there was Rina but retired already so now monster going cold turkey without a good ass to hump...oh yeah i did deflowered a virgin ass...it belonged to my little baby elephant Invonne...her ass was still a virgin ass and man was it tight but this elephant very hard to catch nowadays....anyone knows of any good ass lately????

[JoyStick]

First time was a little messy, but as they all say. The rest is history, it was all good man. That was the first, but it sure wasn't the last!!! :D

A word of advice for all brudders trying to convince your partner in the delights of carnal pleasure.
1. Promise you'll be gentle. (you are a man, so keep your word on that)
2. Choose an object/vegetable that is smooth and with a narrow end to start.
3. Always make sure that the object is well lubed. (get KY/ASTROGLIDE)
4. DO NOT shove it in, no matter how well lubed the object is.
5. Make sure you guys are relaxed and she's not tensed up. (it will not enter)
6. She can hump the object, but you are not allowed to fuck her with it unless she asks you to do so. (this is not fetish porn)
7. Help her feel good during her first ass penetration and she'll be back for more. (this must be genuine. She can feel it if you are satisfying your kinky porn pleasures)
8. Give up the whole thing if she changes her mind. (if you push it, she'll see right through you. Respect her and there may be a retry. Haggle her and fat chance for any repeated attempts man)

All the best!!! Don't give up! KAMPATEI!!!!!!! :D

[Frankiestine]

Woooh bro Joystick i got only one thing to say to you "ASS MARKS THE SPOT" :D

[JoyStick]

Woooh bro Joystick i got only one thing to say to you "ASS MARKS THE SPOT" :D

Just wanted to give some tips to brudders here that has been thinking of trying a little ass pleasure, but do not have any idea in persuading their partner into action.

The above tips I wrote are tried and tested, as those were my own personal experience. Mouth, Pussy, Ass. Variety is the spice of life. :D

[JoyStick]

Hmm... seems most of the brudders here are not into the back door.

Could be due to the possibility of having a brown brudder after the act? :D

[Frankiestine]

Hmm... seems most of the brudders here are not into the back door.

Could be due to the possibility of having a brown brudder after the act? :D
hehehe not too many are game for the back door...wonder why???? :D

[Shiokday]

hehehe not too many are game for the back door...wonder why???? :D
(angry)....nvr tell me about this thread...how can leave me out... :D

[Mitsuki]

Looks like everyone's enjoying it. :D

[bricabrac]

Back door beri difficult- usually no chance, no entry allowed. :(

[sibaysong4u]

Almost all the WL ass in Hatyai kena Deflower by me. :D

[Frankiestine]

(angry)....nvr tell me about this thread...how can leave me out... :D
hehehe i knew the smell of the topic would definitely lead you here.....

[thefirstname]

Those who haven't tried the ass haven't known the true pleasures of flesh.

I have had anal with a lot of gals when I was in Germany, but here in Singapore, anal chicks are rare. My first "anal deflowering" was in Germany, with a 19yr old hottie i picked up in a bar, who was curious about anal sex, but was shy to ask her boyfriend to do it (she was scared he'd think she was a slut).

After moving to South East Asia, I've had anal in Thailand many times, but they were all WLs with prior experience. Anal with a WL in Thailand is not guaranteed - you can't ask for anal when you pick her up, cos she will immediately refuse. You can only ask her in the room, after the first shot - if she's in to it, she'll agree, if not...

The only place you can be sure of getting anal is the Eden Club in Bangkok. The girls to the left of the yellow line do anal (but they are by far not the prettiest of the lot, to put it mildly).

The next best place for anal is Vietnam. Viet gals are very subservient, and will allow you to do almost anything to their bodies. If you want to see some pic albums of viet chicks I've had, go to www.picturetrail.com/thefirstname.

I have also had anal a couple of time with barflies I picked up on Roxas Blvd in Manila.

[Frankiestine]

Those who haven't tried the ass haven't known the true pleasures of flesh.
Man you really hit the hole in one on this....i think many guys are curious and would most probably like to try but most of the time it is the ladies that offers resistance as most of them are under the misconception that it is dirty and unnatural...hell it is unnatural but to gals that had been deflowered in the ass, they wouldn't want it anywhere else....i recalled some doc relating that becos the anal hole is surrounded by more sensory nerve then the pussy that is why the act of anal is much more enjoyable that the pussy hole....the sensation is almost immediate of course virgin ass hole will feel some pain...even virgin pussies hurts the first time round....man if only more women here are liberated to act of anal that it would mean one more hole to sink it in....

[JoyStick]

Back door beri difficult- usually no chance, no entry allowed. :(

Sorry to hear that brudder, but keep the faith. Maybe you'll be able to convince your lady one day. ;)

[JoyStick]

Almost all the WL ass in Hatyai kena Deflower by me. :D


Woah! Power lah brudder. You are one up man.

I like it when the girls start to like getting their ass penetrated. The feeling is out of this world man!

Those brudders who have tried will know.

Those who have not tried, do not lose faith. Just try and convince your lady and she just might agree one day. Have faith! :D

[JoyStick]

Those who haven't tried the ass haven't known the true pleasures of flesh.


STEADY! Like minded brudder.

ASS-citing!!! :D

[erectaurus]

My first was with my GF. As her pussy was very wet I used the natural lubricator to thrust her ass. Since then we're addicted to it. Till now still using her lubricator unless she got "ang-ang" then used johnson baby oil..hehehe

[LOST&FOUND]

I tried with a WL. nothing great cos a bit loose.

[Vincent]

Agree... johnson Baby oil is a good aid to zero into the ass. though, may not be advisable as stated by the condom makers, this oil make the ass stay 'wet' amidst all the pounding. Tried KY liao, need to top up with more KY to stay 'wet', spoil my rhythm. So far, no durex rapture yet while using this oil.

[triple h]

Wah,
I'm oso into Back door entry. Guess you guys r "anal-ising" the topic. Hehe.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :D

[JoyStick]

I tried with a WL. nothing great cos a bit loose.

Hmmm..... this one is usually the case if the WL allows anal and does it often with her customers.

The virgin ass is usually tighter than the pussy as its got a ring of muscles that controls the exit point. Can be abit painful (for both parties) if she's not relaxed or stretched enough before penetration.

Anal is dependant on partner one.....so must see how.....all the best! ;)

[JoyStick]

Agree... johnson Baby oil is a good aid Tried KY liao, need to top up with more KY to stay 'wet', spoil my rhythm. So far, no durex rapture yet while using this oil.

You can use oils if you are using strong or good quality condoms (Durex) as they take a longer time to get broken down by the oil.

Hmmm...if not GF and is WL or FL then safer must wear cap where ever you are entering (pussy, ass or even mouth).

For those who are with GFs or OCs, then some may practice RAW (minus the rubber), but make sure she has gone for her daily deposit at the washroom before any attempts of penetration. If you are doing it RAW, then oil would be a better alternative as opposed to KY as is not as lasting. Use scented massage oils instead. Helps mask any odours and give both parties a SEX-tisfying ASS-perience!

That is to be ASS-pected! :D

[JoyStick]

Wah,
I'm oso into Back door entry. Guess you guys r "anal-ising" the topic. Hehe.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :D

Yah man........tried and quote: "I'm lovin it!"

When the girl's "auntie" visits during the month, can have contingency plan and attack the ass. Some girls like the fullness they experience in their ass just as a normal pussy penetration, but as I've mentioned, not all ladies are into this. Try to convince and experiment with her if she's willing and the rest is history.

Enjoy! :D

[JoyStick]

Bro Joystick
how mani hav u de-flowered ??? Never did try n maybe will never try...it kinda gross..wat if shit got stuck onto yr didi ...ask her to lick it clean...yuks..... ;)


Sorry man......missed a reply, but good timing that I noticed it today.

Got some personal experience to share.

Okay lah, de-flowered some....hehehe.....

It does sound a little gross if you take it in the literal sense of the act of inserting your little brudder into her sewerage tunnel, but if you and her dig it (no pun intended) and it makes you guys have a more fulfilling sex life, go for it. (I ask if she has had her bowel movement for the day first.)

I had a friend that once handled a divorce case where one party wanted anal and the other was not into it. Eventually, we could not mitigate and they filed for divorce on grounds of incompatiblility. (I know its against the law in Singapore, but there are many couples who are at it and some people are dying to try it out.) End of the day, both parties of a couple (married) must learn to give and take. Trust me, its not easy and I've seen quite a few cases. Marriage is a complex structure. Work at it if you have already committed your lives to each other.

There is nothing embarassing behind closed doors shared by a couple for their own sexual gratification. Heck, couples announce to all their relatives and friends that they are getting married and kiss each other in the presence of everyone present. Compare the two and tell me which is more embarassing?

Came across too many cases, so I thought I'd share this insight with brudders here to take heed. Oh.....one word to all the married brudder out there.

COMMUNICATE!

It is THE number one reason that is causing me to see so many Singaporean couples coming into the office. (I'm not complaining)

Talk to your partner and share your desires. If you think that you have sick fantasies (anal, dildo, objects, exhibitionism). Sick as they may sound, but don't be surprised, women have fantasies as well and some can shock the cum right out of you. Really! (oh...pls don't tell me you want to fuck her corpse. If so, you need more help than mere communicate with your spouse.)

Oh....I have not asked my GFs to lick me after the act lah, but I don't think its too hygenic to put something that just drilled the poop choot into one's mouth, but if that is her fetish, then by all means.

All the best brudders. :D

[Frankiestine]

COMMUNICATE!

It is THE number one reason that is causing me to see so many Singaporean couples coming into the office. (I'm not complaining)
Hehehe bro Joystick u must have seen it all but if I will to reveal all to my RSM on my sexual preference, man I think to your office is where she go...she prbly thinks she got herself involved with a pervert... :(

[JoyStick]

Hehehe bro Joystick u must have seen it all but if I will to reveal all to my RSM on my sexual preference, man I think to your office is where she go...she prbly thinks she got herself involved with a pervert... :(

Care to PM me your prob? Don't mind advising you on the matter if I can think of a way. Unless you have really extreme fetishes, then there is little I can help. There are still some forms of fetishes that should remain as fantasies as they go against the grain and are extreme in nature. Its a fine line to thread on.

I don't know how your lady looks at fetishes and what her sexual preferences are, but if she's not that sort and after hinting and coaxing did not help her to experiment then there is little that can be done at the moment.

One tip. Tell her that you overheard some of your collegues discussing about anal (or whatever fetish you might have that is not too extreme) and that their wives/partners dig it. This has to be done after the act of intercourse and when she is still basking in its afterglow (if this was a good session). Just casually bring it up and ask her frankly on how she views the topic. You can gauge her response from there and maybe even convince her to try it once, just to see how it feels. This also has to be done in a deadpan/nonchalant tone to make it seem like you don't give a hoot about the fetish (women can pick this up, if you sound up-beat or excited, she knows you want some) and am just asking her for the sake of asking.

If she even agrees to even try it once, then you are making progress. Make every effort to ensure that she does not feel too much pain and discomfort during your first attempt at anal or that will be your first and her last attempt at it.

Always ensure that your partner knows that you respect her and am not using her as a sex object to satisfy your sexual desires/fetishes.

Oh....and start with the tamer stuff first. Don't jump right in to the more "unique" fetishes. As you have said, they could be shockers, so start slow.

Brudder, if she ain't that sort of lady and you are convinced that she will never be. Look at the good aspects of your relationship/marriage/sex life and be thankful.

I ain't no sex therapist thats for sure. All the best! ;)

[ROCKY_MAIVIA]

its very hard to get your GF (here in singapore) to do anal....

I also try to suggest a few times, but the answer is NO. Same experience as bro frankestein, she thinks i have some pervert fetish or something... She has also accused me that i become corrupted after seeing too many XXX. Maybe i born in wrong country. I guess here anal is strictly NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

So to bros, who can get anal from their GF....treasure them :D They are 1 in a 1000.

[JoyStick]

its very hard to get your GF (here in singapore) to do anal....

I also try to suggest a few times, but the answer is NO. Same experience as bro frankestein, she thinks i have some pervert fetish or something... Maybe i born in wrong country. I guess here anal is strictly NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

So to bros, who can get anal from their GF....treasure them :D They are 1 in a 1000.


I do agree that some women consider the poop choot to be strictly an exit, so I understand that some brudders here are in a fix when their partners are not into it.

It is a little side tracked off the natural form of intercourse and yes, it is illegal under the eyes of the law in Singapore. If both parties are okay with it, then all is well. If she is not into it, then leave it be. She may one day come around if her sistahood friends awaken her to the pleasures of anal sex and cause her to even initiate it. Whatever the case, if she means more to you then just anal sex, then don't be too hung up on it.

Alternatively, try and experiment on a fetish or sexual practice that both of you are into. It helps to reduce or even remove your preference for anal sex if your new found sexual practice proves to be rewarding for both parties. Work on what you can build upon (consensual sexual fetishes) and not emphasize on fetishes that will never happen.

All the best! ;)

[ROCKY_MAIVIA]

I do agree that some women consider the poop choot to be strictly an exit, so I understand that some brudders here are in a fix when their partners are not into it.

It is a little side tracked off the natural form of intercourse and yes, it is illegal under the eyes of the law in Singapore. If both parties are okay with it, then all is well. If she is not into it, then leave it be. She may one day come around if her sistahood friends awaken her to the pleasures of anal sex and cause her to even initiate it. Whatever the case, if she means more to you then just anal sex, then don't be too hung up on it.

Alternatively, try and experiment on a fetish or sexual practice that both of you are into. It helps to reduce or even remove your preference for anal sex if your new found sexual practice proves to be rewarding for both parties. Work on what you can build upon (consensual sexual fetishes) and not emphasize on fetishes that will never happen.

All the best! ;)

i also hope she had "sex in the city" type of friends .... but all her frens are like her...very studious type...

She also don't have any fetish...what more can i say ?

[asknot3]

...She also don't have any fetish...huh? no fetish? but she has you ma...tot that is more than enough fetish for any gal to handle.....wahahaha :D :p

[Frankiestine]

Care to PM me your prob? Don't mind advising you on the matter if I can think of a way.
Nah no major issues, just that when it comes to sex, my wife is very conservative...get a rapping from her if i finger her in the pussy..to her finger nails contains "millions of germs"..pussy licking no no...bj..hates the smell of the juice everytime she does it for me (after my constant pestering) she will insist that i wash it thoroughly with a soap..dun like me to suck on her nipples...if my fingers get too near to the ass hole, she gives me hell...so you see with such a woman...how not to venture out to "higher" ground..sometimes i wonder myself did I married a freak..???? :confused:

[a4anal]

look at my nick and u will know how much I love anal sex, too bad so far can only try on FL, never got a chance to try on my gf as she always said NO NO.

[bullit69]

My gf want to try so i do lor.... hahha

[JoyStick]

Nah no major issues, just that when it comes to sex, my wife is very conservative...get a rapping from her if i finger her in the pussy..to her finger nails contains "millions of germs"..pussy licking no no...bj..hates the smell of the juice everytime she does it for me (after my constant pestering) she will insist that i wash it thoroughly with a soap..dun like me to suck on her nipples...if my fingers get too near to the ass hole, she gives me hell...so you see with such a woman...how not to venture out to "higher" ground..sometimes i wonder myself did I married a freak..???? :confused:

I second that on the finger nails bit here. Doubt that most brudders here don't know about that little trivia as well. Your finger nails can contain a lot of germs (if you dig your nose, then even more so). Germs get lodged in there when you scratch your scalp, an itchy spot on you skin, etc. To all brudders who likes fingering, remember to keep short and smooth nails. One it to prevent you from knicking your partner. Second is to reduce the amount of muck you dig out from her pussy or asshole. Need I say more?

If a woman doesn't like to get her pussy licked, then I guess its her call. Seems like your partner is not into the long candy either. Apart from normal intercourse, I cannot deduce what else your partner might like.

Nipple Sucking - No
Pussy Licking - No
Pussy Fingering - No
Anal Fingering - No
Anal Sex - No
BJ - Depends
Pussy Sex - Yes

What surprises me further is that she does not even like her nipples being licked. That is a real revalation. I have always assumed that all women liked their nipples licked and teased. To me, that is an essential part of foreplay and all the women I have known wants some attention on their breasts and nipples.

I can only assume that there is something that is troubling her on the sexual front and that could have led her to withdraw from other sexual practices. However, I may be wrong.

Maybe you are right. Either she has been brought up to be a really conservative woman or it is the work of religion at play here. If she's conservative, then no dice. If its religion, then you have to face the fact that there really isn't anything that can be done at this point of time. She has made her stand or so it seems.

I will not go to the extent to say that you have married a freak, but I'm sure you must have married her for other merits that she posesses that attracted you to her in the first place. Cheer up brudder. If you can't have freaky/kinky sex, then at least work on being able to have great normal sex with your wife. It will help you bond with your wife and have a more fulfilling sex life.

All the best! :D

[JoyStick]

My gf want to try so i do lor.... hahha

I'm the opposite. I want to try, so I do it on my THEN gf lor......hehehe ;)

[JoyStick]

look at my nick and u will know how much I love anal sex, too bad so far can only try on FL, never got a chance to try on my gf as she always said NO NO.


Haha....can see that brudder, but like I've said in my earlier post. If she's THE one, then take heed lah. Singaporean philosophy (all the burdders who have been through NS will know) you can do anything you want, but don't get caught. If she's not THE one then fine, take a ride or two and no hard feelings. If she is, then do her justice and be a gentleman to her. If she went around riding...............You know what I mean lah.

Each his own.

All the best! :D

[a4anal]

if nothing goes wrong she will be my wife one day, love her very much, only thing is I m high sex drive and she rather cold over this issue, need to spend a lot of time to get her consent to do it together and that is just normal fj, nothing else, I start to step into FL scene mostly because of this cause I m curious, and once step in it is very difficult for me to draw back due to my sex desire, sometime i do feel guilty very much when facing her, don know you guys got such feeling?

[thefirstname]

..sometimes i wonder myself did I married a freak..???? :confused:


Freak? You are talking about the "bride of frankiestein", man...hehe.

This gal seems to be totally averse to everything that has to do with sex. It could be the mental conditioning she recieved in childhood (esp if she's a catholic or one of the 7th day morons), or it could be due to some traumatic experience in the past.

Whatever it is, it sounds like her refusals are putting a strain on your marriage. Why don't you try talking it over with her, bro frankie? Or may be some professional help would be in order.

[bullit69]

I'm the opposite. I want to try, so I do it on my THEN gf lor......hehehe ;)

must try to make her want wan... like u finger her that time also must go disturb the ass abit... then she will feel very shiok... then before fuck like just use ur dick to press press abit there... tell her nvm u wont go in... then u go fuck pussy first... later try try again... then must slowly psycho wan la... mine i nv go thru this stage... she just 1 day ask me want to try wad it feel like so do lor.... but i tell u starting abit hard to go in la.... must use ALOT of lube or saliva....

[JoyStick]

if nothing goes wrong she will be my wife one day, love her very much, only thing is I m high sex drive and she rather cold over this issue, need to spend a lot of time to get her consent to do it together and that is just normal fj, nothing else, I start to step into FL scene mostly because of this cause I m curious, and once step in it is very difficult for me to draw back due to my sex desire, sometime i do feel guilty very much when facing her, don know you guys got such feeling?

I see. If it’s not related to work stress, then this is my other deduction.

Women often withdraw from sex simply because of unresolved issues that is causing her a great deal of concern. The possibility of getting pregnant ranks as number one for starters.

She could have some form or fears pertaining to sex, so do talk to her gently (not interrogate lah) during a relaxing stroll on the beach when you are both relaxed (never before or after sex) when there is no pressure on sex. Communicate; you guys are lovers, so there should be things that couples need to discuss. Sex is one subject that I cannot stress enough on, due to its significance and impact on a couple's lives.

Sex can be addictive. Good sex can be highly addictive. I know you are in a dilemma with regards to your FL ventures, but it is something you need to face and ask yourself if what you are doing to her is worth the trouble of her ever finding out. Hell, I swing too, but only when I'm single. Hence, the phrase of swinging single was coined in the exact terms. Reminder, you are not single anymore, so I think the term and scenario should not be applicable to you as well. You should get my point.

I'm quite stingy, so I'll only give you ONE suggestion when you think of visiting an FL. Do you think its worth sacrificing the relationship you and your girl had built up over this period that you have been together if she chooses not to forgive you if she found out one day about your FL ventures?

Singapore gearing up to opening two "Integrated Resorts" soon (politically correct definition) so these two phrases are applicable to brudders who share your predicament and gamblers alike. Quit when you are still ahead. Remember, the house always wins.

All the best!
;)

[JoyStick]

must try to make her want wan... like u finger her that time also must go disturb the ass abit... then she will feel very shiok... she just 1 day ask me want to try wad it feel like so do lor.... but i tell u starting abit hard to go in la.... must use ALOT of lube or saliva....

Well, my ex reads women’s magazines and they always have pages on sexual questions or articles on certain sexual practices. She has told me about some of the more "interesting" ones before (think she was trying to turn me on).

After some naughty smses, just brought up the topic and asked her if she was keen to try it out. Got the approval and the deed was done. Fingered her and got her really turned on before the actual penetration. It helps reduce the pain.

Lube or saliva is a must. If you guys don't use any form of lubrication, it is not just going to be painful as hell for her, but for you as well. The fantasy of anal sex is one thing, the act is another. Use some form of lube (pussy juice / saliva / KY / Astro Glide). That is unless you and your partner are sadomaschosists, then by all means do without the lube.

All the best! :D

[JoyStick]

This gal seems to be totally averse to everything that has to do with sex. It could be the mental conditioning she recieved in childhood (esp if she's a catholic or one of the 7th day morons), or it could be due to some traumatic experience in the past.

I like the way you put it with regards to the 7th Day morons. I second that. :p They are the only twits that makes sex look like its some kind of deadly disease. Sex in a marriage is not sin, but they make it look like its the dirtiest act / word in the world.

You might be right on the latter as well, but not too probable.

[JoyStick]

Nah no major issues, just that when it comes to sex, my wife is very conservative...how not to venture out to "higher" ground..sometimes i wonder myself did I married a freak..???? :confused:


Your wife approves normal sexual intercourse, but not anything else. Not even the slightest deviation. She seems to be following a strict rule of conduct / protocol of some sort. I fear it might be religion / religious practices at work.

Bro Frankie, if its really putting too big a strain on your relationship with your missus, then do seek some form of professional help. Try not to let the situation deteriorate any further. If you are genuinely cool about it and its not ruffling your tail feathers then no major issue.

All the best brudder Frankie! ;)

[a4anal]

I see. If it’s not related to work stress, then this is my other deduction.


thanks for your advise, will take note, all the best to you too

[bullit69]

hahaha btw go read the anal guide or something... forgot where it was posted but i think its in adult section... .

[JoyStick]

thanks for your advise, will take note, all the best to you too


No prob. Remeber, you are in a relationship with the girl you love. Think with your heart and your mind, but never with the little head (sometimes can lah, but with your partner if possible).

All the best brudder! ;)

[Frankiestine]

Whatever it is, it sounds like her refusals are putting a strain on your marriage. Why don't you try talking it over with her, bro frankie? Or may be some professional help would be in order.

Your wife approves normal sexual intercourse, but not anything else. Not even the slightest deviation. She seems to be following a strict rule of conduct / protocol of some sort. I fear it might be religion / religious practices at work.

Bro Frankie, if its really putting too big a strain on your relationship with your missus, then do seek some form of professional help. Try not to let the situation deteriorate any further. If you are genuinely cool about it and its not ruffling your tail feathers then no major issue.All the best brudder Frankie! ;)
Tks bros for the concern, yes her attitude in bed really turns me off and it is putting a strain on my relationship with her. Talking doesn't help, I know her too well, for her if it is not right then don't fixed it just dump it, that her attitude approaching life issues in particular relationship. At one stage it got to the point when i started wondering, was i the one with the problem, am i demanding too much out of her?

I remembered once when we were in the midst of intercourse when in the heat of the moment i started fondling her breast then she just bark at me and said she didn't like it...hell immediately whatever passion i had then died off...of course she tried to explain there were moments when she enjoyed having her breast fondle and there were moments when she just didn't...well how the hell am i suppose to know when these moments are...even things like nimbling and licking her nipples..yeah sometimes like sometimes dun like...so how...how am i to know...so rather then wait to find out..i prefer to have my fix outside with a pro who knows her part in a sexual encounter...as for my wife...frankly i dun give a damn anymore....but thinking of it really scares me...i am going to have to spend the rest of my life with this woman...

I have held back from telling her off cos i know there will be no turning back from there...like i used to console myself occasionally,

My wife is like a piece of counterfeit masterpiece
Looks very much like the real thing but practically
worthless in value... :o

[fun4everbad]

Can't bring my thought to try anal, find it to dirty. fuck and shit at the same hole ? :o

[thefirstname]

Can't bring my thought to try anal, find it to dirty. fuck and shit at the same hole ? :o

Yes. And that is the hole just behind the other one, where the mensus blood comes out, and waaay south of the one where piss flows out.

[JoyStick]

Yes. And that is the hole just behind the other one, where the mensus blood comes out, and waaay south of the one where piss flows out.


Right on brudder!!! :D

And some brudders here don't seem to find that thought disgusting. hehe

Actually, there is nothing disgusting or not. Its all a matter of preference to the couple. Afterall, its a private matter between themselves. If your partner likes it and you don't mind, don't get to hung up on social norms and stuff. Its life, so live it! ;)

[JoyStick]

Tks bros for the concern, yes her attitude in bed really turns me off..........

I have held back from telling her off cos i know there will be no turning back from there...like i used to console myself occasionally,

My wife is like a piece of counterfeit masterpiece
Looks very much like the real thing but practically
worthless in value... :o

Hmm....actually....your wife is the real macoy....how can she be a fake when both you and her name are on the marriage certificate? It all depends on your expectations you have of your wife that determines if you are happy or unhappy with her. I do agree that there are obligations (legal or moral) that both parties in a marriage have to observe, but do try to give and take. It makes life easier for you. Don't stress yourself out too much. In life, we try our best, but if it doesn't work out the way we want it to, then we can only accept the state of things. Sorry about the probs with your missus.

Chill out brudder. Hope things get better eventually. Keep your spirits up and perservere. If possible.

Really hope you guys can work this out over time.

All the best brudder Frankie.

[JoyStick]

Hmm....seems like many brudders here not into this topic.

It is rather kinky....... :D

[thefirstname]

Hmm....seems like many brudders here not into this topic.



Yeah. Anal is not for amateurs. This is for the real hard-core fanatics. Some, like bro fun4everbad, are put off by the social imprinting hard-wired in to their brains by their conservative upbringing.

Not many gals in singapore are in to anal. The best bets for anal action in this part of the world are the viet gals. Almost all the viet gals i tried (in vietnam) allowed anal. For some, it was the first time.

[ivy7]

Anal is not for amateurs. This is for the real hard-core fanatics.

i can agree with the first but dun say until like dat mah... i dun think i am a fanatic ley...

[CNNcmg]

i can agree with the first but dun say until like dat mah... i dun think i am a fanatic ley...

weeeeeee i never try before le...
should i try or not le??

[JoyStick]

i can agree with the first but dun say until like dat mah... i dun think i am a fanatic ley...


A woman after my own heart! You're leaving too much to my fertile imagination my dear. Your sexy avatar does not help either. ;)

[JoyStick]

Yeah. Anal is not for amateurs. This is for the real hard-core fanatics. Some, like bro fun4everbad, are put off by the social imprinting hard-wired in to their brains by their conservative upbringing....


At the end of the day, it all boils down to society's mindset of what is considered acceptable. You won't have a big issue over this topic if you are in another country does not state it as (legally) UNNATURAL.

I would not classify anal to be someting that is subscribed by only "real hardcore fanatics" so to speak. It is purely a matter of personal preference. A fetish at most, but not the obsessive implication of fanatics. Makes me picture myself like some wide-eyed female anus seeking chap roaming society for a piece of ASS-tion! Quite funny though when I think of it. Its cool! :D

Its a mutual thing. If your partner is not into it. No matter how hardcore a fanatic you are, no go means you've left (literally) hanging. ;)

[thefirstname]

Ok, ok... due to overwhelming number of requests, I hereby officially withdraw the word "fanatic". How about "fan"? :D

[thefirstname]

weeeeeee i never try before le...
should i try or not le??

One word, bro - YES.

[ivy7]

How about "fan"? :D
MUCH better.

[RocketScience]

what I know is a lot of girls love anal sex. the man has to treat her right if she is new. those experienced girls can take it as hard as you give them in the pussy, that is very true. but for new girls getting into it you will scare them. even ass virgins can come if you do it well. lots of AR, start slow and then go stronger including sucking motions. add clitoris stimulation and she will be a very happy gal. good lube helps but doing it natural with her pussy juice is fine with me.

[JoyStick]

Ok, ok... due to overwhelming number of requests, I hereby officially withdraw the word "fanatic". How about "fan"? :D

Now a "fan", I am. :D

[JoyStick]

what I know is a lot of girls love anal sex. the man has to treat her right if she is new. those experienced girls can take it as hard as you give them in the pussy........


Agreed, but only if you observe the following. :D

You can do it really rough if:
1) She already likes it rough.
2) She is in the mood for some rough play that day.
3) You have done sufficient foreplay (pussy or anal and maybe some lube).


The main apprehension I get from girls regarding anal sex is the possibility of a messy aftermath. The idea of your dick being covered in a layer of her excrements isn't exactly a huge turn-on for most women. The smell is also another problem. Its not aromatherapy we're talking about here.

Anal takes a little preparation and anticipation from both parties, but if you guys are EXTREME and like the extra TEXTURE, then its between yourselves. ;)

[thefirstname]

I agree with your comments, bro Joystick



You can do it really rough if:
1) She already likes it rough.


But this is really not advisable for the first few sessions. Even if she thinks she can "handle it", try to be slow, and don't go deeper than 4-5 inches during the first few sessions. Going in too fast too deep can cause abdominal cramps. Also, try not to take the penis out of the anus and push in again, like in the porno movies, cos this pumps in air in to the anus, and can make her "fart". First-timers would get embarrased and put-off by this.


The smell is also another problem. Its not aromatherapy we're talking about here.


True. The best is to use a perfumed lube, but unfortunately my fav lube, astroglide, doesnt come with a good perfume. The other alternative is to use an aromatherapy candle in the room. It'll make the seduction part easier too.

I have persuaded many gals to go anal, and if you are careful with the first time, they'll enjoy it and come back for more. None of the gals i've introduced to anal have ever stopped doing it.

[JoyStick]

I agree with your comments, bro Joystick



But this is really not advisable for the first few sessions. Even if she thinks she can "handle it", try to be slow, and don't go deeper than 4-5 inches during the first few sessions. Going in too fast too deep can cause abdominal cramps..........

None of the gals i've introduced to anal have ever stopped doing it.


Another brudder in the know and enjoying the art of good anal sex with women.

It all depends on what type of woman is your partner. Some get embarassed, some are just so bold, they just do it the way they do. Mine likes it out and back in again. Its the act of penetration that makes her squirm. The farting bit, she does not mind. hehe.... :D

For neat couples......just do it in the shower........with the smell of the shower gels / shampoo / bathing beads masking any possible odours, should not be a problem. Its easier to clean up as well should things get messy. If not, I would second brudder thefirstname's suggestion of using scrented candles or incenses.

Enjoy! :D

[RocketScience]

So far I kenna 2 cases one-brown eye 'disease' kekeke. Otherwise all is good.

my brother is quite fat and long but I have managed to put it all the way in for newcomers. i like to do it scissors with newbies cos i tell them they can control movement better. if all ok for 15 minutes or so, by then can go in all the way already. after a few sessions the best is missionary. this way they get anal penetration PLUS clit stimulation while you jam brake her anus. you also get to feel her wetness from her pussy and give you indication that she loves it. mentally this is great for me.

[JoyStick]

So far I kenna 2 cases one-brown eye 'disease' kekeke. Otherwise all is good.

my brother is quite fat and long but I have managed to put it all the way in for newcomers. i like to do it scissors with newbies cos i tell them they can control movement better. if all ok for 15 minutes or so, by then can go in all the way already. after a few sessions the best is missionary. this way they get anal penetration PLUS clit stimulation while you jam brake her anus. you also get to feel her wetness from her pussy and give you indication that she loves it.

Brown-eye disease depends on her side of the preparation or unless you end up making her feel like shitting. My girl says that the fullness makes her want to go. Share the info with all brudders here.

Good things must share! :D

Enjoy! ;)

[Frankiestine]

Generally my experience of doing anal with WL has been quite "clean" as this ladies normally would have done their "preparation" in anticipation of it....

[JoyStick]

Generally my experience of doing anal with WL has been quite "clean" as this ladies normally would have done their "preparation" in anticipation of it....


Hi brudder Frankie.

Yeah.....most of the ladies I've done it with have not given me the brown treatment. Slight tint only lah.......no chunks....hahaha...

Cheers! :D

[Frankiestine]

Hi brudder Frankie.

Yeah.....most of the ladies I've done it with have not given me the brown treatment. Slight tint only lah.......no chunks....hahaha...

Cheers! :D
the only time i seen brown was actually after the session when WL was washing and rinsing her ass hole, small little brownies floating away...hehehe but those were the days of my session with the hardcore queen Yoko from GL....too bad she is now fully retired from GL but that bod of her's can really put many younger woman to shape...

[JoyStick]

the only time i seen brown was actually after the session when WL was washing and rinsing her ass hole, small little brownies floating away...hehehe but those were the days ...too bad she is now fully retired from GL but that bod of her's can really put many younger woman to shame...

I only had one brownie experience with an ex that I had. Was inserting in and out of her completely and saw the brownies when I had cum and withdrawn. Not much souvenirs lah........Seriously brings new meaning to F$#@king the crap out of her. Think I literally did. ;)

Wonder if any brudders here have given their partner an enema before? Now I'll admit that some seriously kinky shit......Pardon the intended pun. :D

[ivy7]

Seriously brings new meaning to F$#@king the crap out of her. Think I literally did.

Wonder if any brudders here have given their partner an enema before? Now I'll admit that some seriously kinky shit......Pardon the intended pun.

u mean, u compacted the crap :p

well, if u expect it, u wld prepare for it. ummm... just can't visualize an enema being kinky but tat's just me. it's something tat has to be done... kinda like the condom buying bit. u'd do it, but tat's cos u hv to.

[thefirstname]

u mean, u compacted the crap :p



Hahaha, that's a good one.

Well, these kind of "accidents" are unavoidable. Sometimes, even with good prep, you can get a brown spot. But as far as I am concerned, it's a small price to pay to experience the delight's of a nubile young lady's ass.

[JoyStick]

u mean, u compacted the crap :p

well, if u expect it, u wld prepare for it. ummm... just can't visualize an enema being kinky but tat's just me. it's something tat has to be done... kinda like the condom buying bit. u'd do it, but tat's cos u hv to.

No lah.....not compacted the crap. Can't feel the crap during the act. So not considered compacting the crap.

I don't know. My ex likes the feeling of being full, so she likes to have enemas as well. She says its good for her health. For me, it merely means she's cleaning the pipes. Better for me entry later. She doesn't necessarily have to do it, but she likes doing it. Not exactly like the condom buying bit. Its her personal preference. ;)

[JoyStick]

Hahaha, that's a good one.

Well, these kind of "accidents" are unavoidable. Sometimes, even with good prep, you can get a brown spot. But as far as I am concerned, it's a small price to pay to experience the delight's of a nubile young lady's ass.

Well said indeed!

Beware of the dark side. The force is strong in that one! ;)

[Freestyler69]

haha.. actually to avoid draw brown we have this process call flushing enema.. you can buy those enema packs at the chinese med shop.. u squeeze the liquid into the ass then flush out.. repeat few times.. some use the water hose when their ass is big enough to let the stream of water flow in..

basically after flushing.. no crap compacting or anything.. u can fuck as deep or as wild as u wish.. enjoy bros!! :rolleyes:

[JoyStick]

haha.. actually to avoid draw brown we have this process call flushing enema.... u squeeze the liquid into the ass then flush out.. repeat few times.. some use the water hose when their ass is big enough to let the stream of water flow in..

basically after flushing.. no crap compacting or anything.. u can fuck as deep or as wild as u wish.. enjoy bros!! :rolleyes:

I've heard of such products at pharmacies and medical shops as well, but I've read the beneficial values are not any better than a self administered one. That is of course if you do not use any other liquid subsitutes other than water.

Direct use of hose is dangerous as you do not know how much has gone in, but if she is into S&M, then I don't think she would care. They just want you to keep going until they feel that they can't take it anymore. After the initial brownies have been flushed from the first few enemas, some ladies still want you to fill them up as they enjoy the sensation of being filled up and the feeling of expelling the liquid when they can't hold it in any longer.

Love the wild ladies! ;)

[Frankiestine]

Wonder if any brudders here have given their partner an enema before? Now I'll admit that some seriously kinky shit......Pardon the intended pun. :D
Enema, now that is what i call flushing the shit down the drain...some advocates the occasional flushing of the gut system of been beneficial...i tried it a few times gives you a nice cool "emptiness" in the lower gut....

[JoyStick]

Enema, now that is what i call flushing the shit down the drain...some advocates the occasional flushing of the gut system of been beneficial...i tried it a few times gives you a nice cool "emptiness" in the lower gut....

I see brudder Frankie.

I've yet to try it as my partners wanted to try it on me, but I declined. I thought it would be useful for them as its preparation for anal after that, but what good would it be for me? Maybe its time I tried it?! Need to go find a kinky girl now..........don't want to have ONS with my ex as I don't want to get emotions involved. :D

My partners liked enemas because of the fullness feeling and the flushing bit. Have yet to experience it myself so I'll comment in it when I've experienced it. ;)

[Frankiestine]

I see brudder Frankie.

I've yet to try it as my partners wanted to try it on me, but I declined. I thought it would be useful for them as its preparation for anal after that, but what good would it be for me? Maybe its time I tried it?! Need to go find a kinky girl now..........don't want to have ONS with my ex as I don't want to get emotions involved.

My partners liked enemas because of the fullness feeling and the flushing bit. Have yet to experience it myself so I'll comment in it when I've experienced it. ;)
no actually i found it is good to clean the systems once in while, dun need a partner for it just DIY, of course dun use a high pressure hose, the sudden gush of water into the ass might do more damage then good...start it slow and easy with a hose turn the water up slowly until you start to feel fullness in the gut then let it all out, the first wash you noticed all your brownies flowing out, then do that a few more times, flush till the water flowing out are clear...u feel a light cool sensation in the gut after the wash...

DISCLAIMER:
The monster ass is off limits so dun think i am gay just becos i stick a hose up my ass... :D

[JoyStick]

no actually i found it is good to clean the systems once in while, dun need a partner for it just DIY,........

DISCLAIMER:
The monster ass is off limits so dun think i am gay just becos i stick a hose up my ass... :D


No lah brudder.

Must do with a partner more fun. Me not gay too.........I love women to much. ;)

[Frankiestine]

No lah brudder.

Must do with a partner more fun. Me not gay too.........I love women to much. ;)
hehehe no lah disclaimer is only for those who read and get funny ideas on the monster ass... :D

[thefirstname]

... of course dun use a high pressure hose, the sudden gush of water into the ass might do more damage then good....



Hi Bro Frankie,

This is really true, a high pressure jet can rupture the rectum, resulting in serious disability or death. Be very careful when playing with a hose, cos in some houses, the plumbing is so lousy that the water pressure can change very fast. Best is to rig some kind of pressure blow-off valve or something. Hmm... maybe a good thing to invent and patent...lol.

[JoyStick]

Hi Bro Frankie,

This is really true, a high pressure jet can rupture the rectum, resulting in serious disability or death. Be very careful when playing with a hose, cos in some houses, the plumbing is so lousy that the water pressure can change very fast. Best is to rig some kind of pressure blow-off valve or something. Hmm... maybe a good thing to invent and patent...lol.

Woah!!!

Blow-valve for hosing backside.......hahahaha....stress man......

Sorry brudder...not laughing at you, but the way I pictured it sounds damn funny......hahahahaha

Talk about bringing enemas to a new level. Interesting........... ;)

[ivy7]

safest way is buy a bottle of fleet enema from a pharmacy... throw away the chemical just refill with water and use lor... if u hv normal bowel movements dun hv to worry too much about brownies actually...

the "full" feeling is good... but y be full of water when u can be full of cock? :D

[Frankiestine]

the "full" feeling is good... but y be full of water when u can be full of cock? :D
alamak woman u not asking our ass to be full of cock are you :eek: no can do...

[ivy7]

alamak woman u not asking our ass to be full of cock are you :eek: no can do...
aiyoh, dun be like dat lah... i'm talking about myself ok? of course, if u want ur ass to be full of cock too... dat's ur preference lor :rolleyes:

[Frankiestine]

aiyoh, dun be like dat lah... i'm talking about myself ok? of course, if u want ur ass to be full of cock too... dat's ur preference lor
hahahaha lidat no thanks but if you open invitation to fill you up :p u know where to look fo me.... just joking who dun noe our Ivy is a samster not fl..but i think for the benefit of bros we have to give gals who join SBF a new title not samster becos we tend to associate it with guys that cheong...wat do you think we should call you gals.."Henster"... :D

[JoyStick]

safest way is buy a bottle of fleet enema from a pharmacy... throw away the chemical just refill with water and use lor... if u hv normal bowel movements dun hv to worry too much about brownies actually...

the "full" feeling is good... but y be full of water when u can be full of cock?

Yeah. Using my partner uses some bottle and fills it with water. All you need is a bottle that has a tapered end for easy insertion. The bottle is re-useable after a good wash.

For a minute there, I thought you are telling the brudders here that they should experience being filled with a cock. :eek: Stress man. Cannot lah......I can't give up women and join the "brudderhood".

My partner likes both water, soda and cock!.......... ;)

[ivy7]

who dun noe our Ivy is a samster not fl..but i think for the benefit of bros we have to give gals who join SBF a new title not samster becos we tend to associate it with guys that cheong...wat do you think we should call you gals.."Henster"waah very good, i take away my siggy already u still remember :)

piangz... henster??? samstress ok lah... just a char bo on this forum loh... dun really cheong leh.

My partner likes both water, soda and cock! soda? :eek: hmm, something to add to the try list?

[JoyStick]

soda? :eek: hmm, something to add to the try list?

Yeah......kind of kinky. Gassy non-sugar soda. Like tonic water, soda water and Bai Hua She Chao Sui. Its more sex game than enema, but serves as an interesting enema experience all the same. My ex likes the carbonated sodas as it gave her a better sensatation with all the bubbles and stuff.

At least thats what my partner and I have tried. You could try COKE or PEPSI, which helps to mask the smell as they are both sweet smelling. Do let me know if you have tried it anf your review on the matter. ;)

Pity not many women out there are that daring to try.

[ivy7]

Gassy non-sugar soda.
Fascinating. Definitely on my to-try list now!

Done this way, yea, it's not just an enema anymore!! Cold soda, warm soda... Hmm, what sensations would a guy feel while pounding the neighbouring pussy?

[JoyStick]

Fascinating. Definitely on my to-try list now!

Done this way, yea, it's not just an enema anymore!! Cold soda, warm soda... Hmm, what sensations would a guy feel while pounding the neighbouring pussy?

My partner tried cold soda.........hehehe......she squealed when she felt the cold soda rush into her ass, but she wanted me to hold the bottle there. Never really asked her to hold it in while I fucked her in the pussy though. It was more of an enema process of filling her ass with soda and then expelling it out. You could try to hold it in while someone fucked you I suppose, but I'll bet there'll be some leakage.

Do let me know of the your experiences with your experiment or if you ever need a hand.

Forgive me, I'm being a naughty boy again. ;)

[Frankiestine]

waah very good, i take away my siggy already u still remember :)
How to forget especially the one on "Think Liang Po Po"...hehehe really meh or just trying to divert attention away??


piangz... henster??? samstress ok lah... just a char bo on this forum loh... dun really cheong leh
Samstress too close leh to seamtress or mattress...but the latter i dun mind if you like to try it bounciness with me...

[Frankiestine]

My partner tried cold soda.........hehehe......she squealed when she felt the cold soda rush into her ass, but she wanted me to hold the bottle there. Never really asked her to hold it in while I fucked her in the pussy though. It was more of an enema process of filling her ass with soda and then expelling it out. You could try to hold it in while someone fucked you I suppose, but I'll bet there'll be some leakage.

Do let me know of the your experiences with your experiment or if you ever need a hand.

Forgive me, I'm being a naughty boy again. ;)
Wow bro really envy you looks like you probably go to bed every night with a smile on your face.....for me haiz bed time is the most stressful part of the day for me...even if my flesh is willing my spirit is not...just thinking of all the negative things to be expected from my RSM if she is not in the mood.... :(

[JoyStick]

Wow bro really envy you looks like you probably go to bed every night with a smile on your face.....for me haiz bed time is the most stressful part of the day for me...even if my flesh is willing my spirit is not...just thinking of all the negative things to be expected from my RSM if she is not in the mood.... :(

No lah, brudder. That was in the past. Now me swinging single again. Just re-calling BEAUTIFUL memories so to speak. My ex was very sporting and adventurous lah.

Now I wake up to an empty bed every morning, so you still have it better than me lah. At least you have a chance that she might be in the mood. Now I have mood also LL. ;)

[Frankiestine]

No lah, brudder. That was in the past. Now me swinging single again. Just re-calling BEAUTIFUL memories so to speak. My ex was very sporting and adventurous lah.

Now I wake up to an empty bed every morning, so you still have it better than me lah. At least you have a chance that she might be in the mood. Now I have mood also LL.
brudder Joystick u have the choice of variety without the commitment.... :D for me it is no choice on commitment and no choice on variety... :p

[JoyStick]

brudder Joystick u have the choice of variety without the commitment.... for me it is no choice on commitment and no choice on variety...

Sometimes I long for stability and a steady companion...........then I recall all the crap I've been through with all my exs.......and I think twice. Just take things one day at a time lah. Relationships are like quantum physics, there is not definitive answer or logic to it.

Till then, I do evny those who are in a loving relationship with their spouses, be it whether they have a wonderful sex life or not. Maybe I long to be tied down? :eek: With ropes and handcuffs? ;)

[ivy7]

the choice of variety without the commitment.... for me it is no choice on commitment and no choice on variety... oooh i like this quote... can I repackage it?

"swinging single" ooooooh yeeeeah! Freedom has it's advantages :D

"Liang po po" if I can edit my poll posts I'd replace the links with links to her :p

being tied down... why with ropes / handcuffs?? I want silk scarves can? and loads of olive oil...

[Frankiestine]

oooh i like this quote... can I repackage it?
Hehehe no problem no patent pending...

being tied down... why with ropes / handcuffs?? I want silk scarves can? and loads of olive oil...
I c our woman likes the smooth and gently touch.... :p

[Freestyler69]

I've heard of such products at pharmacies and medical shops as well, but I've read the beneficial values are not any better than a self administered one. That is of course if you do not use any other liquid subsitutes other than water.

Love the wild ladies! ;)

you're right but here's something i learnt over the years with my anal secret lover..

you know the tablets that can cause u to shit..name Bismag ?? take a couple of those and let those things out first then enema...can also use a handheld pump to pump salinated water for enema..

clean and smooth bang.. only thing is I can only get a season ass as my size is bigger than normal..sigh..it's not an advantage

[JoyStick]

being tied down... why with ropes / handcuffs?? I want silk scarves can? and loads of olive oil...

Anything that tickles your fancy babe! :D ;)

[JoyStick]

clean and smooth bang.. only thing is I can only get a season ass as my size is bigger than normal..sigh..it's not an advantage


Brudder, you are right on the big advantage for pussy penetration, but not for anal. The pussy muscle was designed to be stretched, whereas the anus was not meant to take large objects or entry.

This is when having a big brudderhood could prove to be a difficult task for entry. Unless she likes pain, do exercise some patience and caution while attempting anal on your partner.

Well, if you can't attack the ass, then go for the pussy. ;)

[adonis]

I was looking for 'chickens', I found pussies that smelt like fish. Just joking. Bored of pussies, I watched blue films where porn starlets were doing double penetrations. So I decided to try anal sex with girls. Feels enjoyable. PM me for some information of WLs/FLs who do anal sex. If you have other similar info, please PM me too. Thanks.

[Freestyler69]

Brudder, you are right on the big advantage for pussy penetration, but not for anal. The pussy muscle was designed to be stretched, whereas the anus was not meant to take large objects or entry.

This is when having a big brudderhood could prove to be a difficult task for entry. Unless she likes pain, do exercise some patience and caution while attempting anal on your partner.

Well, if you can't attack the ass, then go for the pussy. ;)
dun worry wat u said i already knew and practising....only thing is to allow the girl to enjoy anal fuck. .. once they cum while getting bang in the ass.. they will not turn back..it will be anal all the way.. trust me.. i "made" a few anal queen already hehehehe.....too bad they are all my ex now.

[JoyStick]

dun worry wat u said i already knew and practising....only thing is to allow the girl to enjoy anal fuck. .. once they cum while getting bang in the ass.. they will not turn back..it will be anal all the way.. trust me.. i "made" a few anal queen already hehehehe.....too bad they are all my ex now.

Brudder, your predicament is similar to mine. All the girls that I've initiated into anal sex and enjoy it are now my ex too.

When the sex life is good, the emotional aspect of a relationship/marriage may not be similar. ;)

[Freestyler69]

Brudder, your predicament is similar to mine. All the girls that I've initiated into anal sex and enjoy it are now my ex too.

When the sex life is good, the emotional aspect of a relationship/marriage may not be similar. ;)


hahaha similarly when the relationship is good, the sex life might not be..:))
so, bottom line is.. keep looking !

[JoyStick]

hahaha similarly when the relationship is good, the sex life might not be..)
so, bottom line is.. keep looking !

Yah lah.......when young can say that......still have time mah.

However, when you are getting older by the years, our chain of thought will change. Some people don't mind living a life of solitude, but I do fancy some companionship during the later years of my life. Its a personal preference thing. I have no problem enjoying my freedom now, but at the end of the day, we'll never know now would we.

When I first heard about intercourse, when I was a wee little boy, it thought it was the dirtiest thing I've ever heard. My dick entering a woman's pee hole (I was very young then lah so pardon my ignorance) threw me off and I was close to swearing that I'll never ever do such a thing in my life. :eek: Now, I can't help but worship my partner's pussy with my tongue, fingers and dick.

Our mindset, goals and requirements change in various stages of our life. I may stave off relationships now, but I will welcome a relationship when I know I can accept them again. For now, all I wish is to admire women and their amazing anatomy.

Humans are amazing creatures, we can adapt to almost any situation within a short period of time. When it all boils down to it, its simply a matter of a person being able to convince himself/herself to adapt to their predicament. We live life by choice. No matter how dire a situation is, there is always two options available. So for brudders with a not so ideal sex life with their spouses, try to make it work. There is no fault in trying, so try for as long as you can. It cannot fail unless you guys let it, or you want it to fail. This applies to both parties.

Just some food for thought. Hope I did not unruffle any feathers. :o

[JoyStick]

hahaha similarly when the relationship is good, the sex life might not be..:))
so, bottom line is.. keep looking !

Ohh.....I still looking and hoping.....

Still young mah..........I hope.

Very "Chao Kuan". ;)

[ivy7]

I c our woman likes the smooth and gently touch....who doesn't?

Anything that tickles your fancy babe! Just my fancy? ;)

[JoyStick]

Just my fancy? ;)

For you my dear, I'll tickle you any where you want. ;)

[ivy7]

Even an ass used to anal sex should be approached with tender, loving care. Especially if the size larger than usual! Once comfortable and ready, the rock and roll can start...

Orgasms from anal are the best!

[JoyStick]

Even an ass used to anal sex should be approached with tender, loving care. Especially if the size larger than usual! Once comfortable and ready, the rock and roll can start...

Orgasms from anal are the best!

I couldn't agree more my dear. ;)

I cannot stress enough the importance of taking it slow with the action prior to penetration. Even the pussy requires a certain level of arousal or foreplay that is necessary for the muscles to relax sufficiently for a comfortable penetration. This is even more so for the anus ring muscles. Do not think for one minute that just because she is wet in the pussy means that you could start plunging your tool into her ass. That may have been your first experience, but it could also spell her last.

I know things can get heated up quickly and the idea of taking her ass excites you, but do exercise some patience and restraint. Believe me; you will be duly rewarded for your efforts. Always remember, you need to please her. If she likes it in the ass, the rest is history.

I don't know about the orgasm from anal bit, but the women who like it there eventually love it!

Enjoy! :D

[Freestyler69]

let start something else..


How many partners you had had anal sex with EXCL WL?

1) 1-5
2) 6-10
3) 11-16
4) above 17


My answer: just into 3

[Frankiestine]

My "Assperience and Asscitement" I got are all from WL and FL....too bad...the only time that I nearly score with a partner was my ex-rsm, unfortunately then i still wasn't that an "Asspert" in the skill of the backdoor penetration.. so didn't managed to get in.. :p

[Shiokday]

unfortunately then i still wasn't that an "Asspert" in the skill of the backdoor penetration.. so didn't managed to get in.. :p
this one i one up...got a few encounters with ONS/gf..hehehe...

btw...sifu...u have not taught the "asspert" skill leh

[Frankiestine]

this one i one up...got a few encounters with ONS/gf..hehehe...

btw...sifu...u have not taught the "asspert" skill leh
hehehe dun "asspect" to learn too much from the "asspert"...u know chinese kungfu master style...99% teach 1% keep..i won't want you to "assceed" my "asspertise" beyong my "asspectation"... :D

[ivy7]

How many partners you had had anal sex with EXCL WL?
1) 1-5
2) 6-10
3) 11-16
4) above 17
1. :o but I don't have a ready screened pool of WL!!

hehehe dun "asspect" to learn too much from the "asspert"..i won't want you to "assceed" my "asspertise" beyong my "asspectation"... *faints from all the puns*

Seriously, the only asspect would be to go slow, steady and gently till she's ready to rock and roll :cool:

[Freestyler69]

well i think in ASIAN context not many are willing to do anal until recent years..

most of my assperience are from western gals..

about 4 are asians though..

but I think this anal thing is no longer a taboo now.. most will try but wether they like or not..depends.

[Frankiestine]

Seriously, the only asspect would be to go slow, steady and gently till she's ready to rock and roll :cool:
Sorry Ivy cannot help but I just got to put this in...."ASSXACTLY"... :D

[ivy7]

Sorry Ivy cannot help but I just got to put this in...."ASSXACTLY"... :D*runs screaming from puns*

well i think in ASIAN context not many are willing to do anal until recent years..

If there are more gentle, loving and convincing guys, the trend may change. After all, the orgasms are so MUCH better :p

[JoyStick]

well i think in ASIAN context not many are willing to do anal until recent years..

but I think this anal thing is no longer a taboo now.. most will try but wether they like or not..depends.


I'm not too worried about the taboo or trend towards anal. I'm just worried that when the relationship/marriage goes sour, this could be the grounds to get you into trouble. Anal is still chargable under the unnatural sex act. Besides, Women's Charter will nail you as well if she said that you forced it on her.

Just some general knowledge. In a marriage, she can still sue you for rape (forcing yourself on your wife) if you insist even after she has rejected your advances to make love.

There have been cases, but I don't know the actual stats. Came across afew cases where girl cry rape and all the drama when the wife finds out that the husband/boyfriend has had an affair. The girl will relent when she realises how much trouble she can get the guy into, but if she sticks to her story I'm sure you guys know the consequences. Basically, its your word against hers. If she got her anus medically examined after you ravished it. Goodluck.

The danger is always there. So brudders, you do realise by now how the system works. ;)

[JoyStick]

How many partners you had had anal sex with EXCL WL?

1) 1-5
2) 6-10
3) 11-16
4) above 17



I'll take option (3).

Around there lah. Rough figure. ;)

[JoyStick]

My "Assperience and Asscitement" I got are all from WL and FL....too bad...the only time that I nearly score with a partner was my ex-rsm, unfortunately then i still wasn't that an "Asspert" in the skill of the backdoor penetration.. so didn't managed to get in.....

Sometimes, its not entirely the brudder's fault.

No matter how much foreplay has been done, some ladies just tense up when they feel it at the entrance. Its their natural reaction to contract their muscles when they feel you starting to penetrate.

This could be an involuntary reaction towards anal penetration. Some ladies find it impossible to relax at the thought of your dick being inserted into their anus.

I've had a fair share of these partners as well, but its a hit and miss situation. Not all ladies are able to commit to the act even though they want to try and are mentally prepared for the act. Its just a bodily reaction. This is when mind over matter does not apply.

Unless she knows her muscles have tensed up, but is bent on having you take her ass and asks you to carry on, then you might have a chance for a piece of that ass. Hey, I don't argue with women. They know what they want. :D

Thats life. You win some and you lose some. ;)

[Freestyler69]

I'm not too worried about the taboo or trend towards anal. . In a marriage, she can still sue you for rape (forcing yourself on your wife) if you insist even after she has rejected your advances to make love.

;)


i'm not too waorried about your worries of being charged in court. If one never had in mind of raing another.. one should not worry.

[JoyStick]

Hey brudder Frankie.

Seen any "ASStion" lately? ;)

Sorry that the ladies recommended were not to our "ASSpectation".

Sometimes, that is to be "ASSpected" as we cannot "ASSume" that they would be our cup of tea.

ASS always. Enjoy! :D

[Shiokday]

hehehe dun "asspect" to learn too much from the "asspert"...u know chinese kungfu master style...99% teach 1% keep..i won't want you to "assceed" my "asspertise" beyong my "asspectation"... :D
can i return u the 99% and learn the 1%...lidat i will be "asslow" ur asspectation.... :D

[JoyStick]

i'm not too waorried about your worries of being charged in court. If one never had in mind of raing another.. one should not worry.

Brudder. All she has to do is ask you for a rough one. The court looks at evidence as well. If she has the medical examination reports to prove it, mian kong liao. One case was like that lah......hehehe.

Husband like to always "eat out" and not "dine in". Wife found out. Setup a scheme to divorce and claim a larger share of the matrimonial assets (this guy is extremely wealthy). She won!

Guess what. This ploy was devised by the woman's grown-up daughter. Complex case lah. You've heard it first. Thats how life is.

I love life. The real life dramas that I've watched are better than tele. ;)

[Frankiestine]

Hey brudder Frankie.

Seen any "ASStion" lately?
Sorry that the ladies recommended were not to our "ASSpectation".

Sometimes, that is to be "ASSpected" as we cannot "ASSume" that they would be our cup of tea.

ASS always. Enjoy!
hahaha i know someone here will be "Assxasperated" by all these puns.... :p
not much asscitement of late...of course the assperience can be asshilirating to chance upon a asscellent piece of ass.. :D

[JoyStick]

hahaha i know someone here will be "Assxasperated" by all these puns....
not much asscitement of late...of course the assperience can be asshilirating to chance upon a asscellent piece of ass..

ASS always.

It is difficult for brudders who have yet to indulge in such ASSplosive sensations to ASScertain the ASSquisitness of such an ASSplicit act.

I cannot ASSplain any further, ASS this is an ASSperience that partners have to ASSperiment for themselves. You may say that I am a little ASStreme. ;) :D

[ivy7]

I give up. I was working out some puns and you know what? I'm outnumbered.

So. Topic change!!!

Positions. Discuss.

Doggie - great for rock and roll
Missionary - great for scenery and further manipulations


*takes a step back and hides again*

[Frankiestine]

I give up. I was working out some puns and you know what? I'm outnumbered.

So. Topic change!!!

Positions. Discuss.

Doggie - great for rock and roll
Missionary - great for scenery and further manipulations


*takes a step back and hides again*
side issue, i have tis wl who just love me to do her missionary but with both my legs wrap round hers and hers extended out straight....likes me to gyrate my hips instead of the in out motion...she simply loves it in tis pos claims that on top of feeling the dick against the g spot can also feel her clit been rubbed at the same time...hahaha once i tried it on my rsm and immediately she ask "where did you learn this from?"...

[JoyStick]

I give up. I was working out some puns and you know what? I'm outnumbered.

So. Topic change!!!

*takes a step back and hides again*

Haha......just playin with ya thats all........relax...... ;)

Might I add another position?
Positions. Discuss.

Doggie - great for rock and roll
Missionary - great for scenery and further manipulations
Spoon - nice and soft anal motion, lots of body contact, extremely addictive


Great for some nice slow lovin........ ;)

[JoyStick]

side issue, i have tis wl who just love me to do her missionary but with both my legs wrap round hers and hers extended out straight....likes me to gyrate my hips instead of the in out motion...she simply loves it in tis pos claims that on top of feeling the dick against the g spot can also feel her clit been rubbed at the same time...hahaha once i tried it on my rsm and immediately she ask "where did you learn this from?"...


Can't help burst out laughing when I read the above. Really dying to know what was your answer to your RSM was man. Porn on the internet? Books? Mags? :D

Guess the positions that we have so far are good for both anal and pussy. ;)

[ivy7]

once i tried it on my rsm and immediately she ask "where did you learn this from?"...cmon, what did you tell her??? "I did research to make u happy?" :p

[Frankiestine]

cmon, what did you tell her??? "I did research to make u happy?" :p
i love to "assperiment"???? hahahaha... :D

[Shiokday]

Can't help burst out laughing when I read the above. Really dying to know what was your answer to your RSM was man.

if u find that funny...ask the monster about the incident about him wearing his t-shirt the wrong way :D

[Frankiestine]

if u find that funny...ask the monster about the incident about him wearing his t-shirt the wrong way :D
oh shit u got to bring them up again...gave me the shrivers everytime i think about it ....damn bloody close call...

[JoyStick]

i love to "assperiment"???? hahahaha... :D

Really??? Was that your answer? ;)

[ivy7]

Guess the positions that we have so far are good for both anal and pussy. True... but the sensations... ... ... ... outta this world :D

[JoyStick]

oh shit u got to bring them up again...gave me the shrivers everytime i think about it ....damn bloody close call...


hehehe.....thanks to brudder Shiokday for his pao toh.

Brudder Frankie......do tell......hahahaha :D

[ivy7]

ask the monster about the incident about him wearing his t-shirt the wrong way :Dhuh?? never check before leaving ah???

[CNNcmg]

Doggie - great for rock and roll
Missionary - great for scenery and further manipulations
Spoon - nice and soft anal motion, lots of body contact, extremely addictive


;)

I like to do all of this in combinations leh....
Asscept have no real chance to try the back entrance yet :p

[Shiokday]

hehehe.....thanks to brudder Shiokday for his pao toh.

bro JS...u say me lidat goot meh?....he posted before on this lah...

btw...thanks for the 2 joysticks...i hve repaid with 2 kgs of chai sim... :)

[Shiokday]

huh?? never check before leaving ah???
leaving where and meeting who is the million $ question... :D

[Frankiestine]

Really??? Was that your answer?
well i did say something about picking somewhere from books but she sure didn't look too convinced but why bother cos she simply love that pos too...each time i did that on her she would grab and squeeze my butt cheek and push my butt up like she wants me to push all the way in...
Brudder Frankie......do tell......hahahaha
huh?? never check before leaving ah???
Damn shiok look what you have done....make me recall such painful memories...anyway i had finished a session in GL and proceeded to pick up RSM from her work place...immediately on stepping into the car she smelt something different...shit the soap in GL brothels has a certain distinct smell...fresh flowery sort....first incriminating evidence..then looking over...damn bloody hell wore my tees inverted out...damning evidence...kena question left right centre...but like a true cheongster ....die die don;t admit...kept saying left home like that....but that was nearly my second yellow card which equals a red that means auto send off.... :eek:

[Shiokday]

oh shit u got to bring them up again...gave me the shrivers everytime i think about it ....damn bloody close call...
certaintly so...that's why once in awhile i have bring it up to remind you nvr to repeat it again... :) :D

[Frankiestine]

talk about sex pos this is one great contributions by bro fun4evergoodhttp://www.sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=1034067&postcount=1
but i doubt my rsm will be adventurous to try any of the pos with me...looks like have to practice on wl or fl...

[Freestyler69]

Brudder. All she has to do is ask you for a rough one. The court looks at evidence as well. If she has the medical examination reports to prove it, mian kong liao. One case was like that lah......hehehe.

Husband like to always "eat out" and not "dine in". Wife found out. Setup a scheme to divorce and claim a larger share of the matrimonial assets (this guy is extremely wealthy). She won!

. ;)


yup agreed. like to be your character on the above ASSumption but unlikely inmy case. thks for your lengthy advise.

[Shiokday]

Damn shiok look what you have done....make me recall such painful memories
waa...sifu don't scold me leh...i need to learn from your mistakes mah... :)

[ivy7]

talk about sex pos this is one great contributions by bro fun4evergoodhttp://www.sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=1034067&postcount=1
but i doubt my rsm will be adventurous to try any of the pos with me...looks like have to practice on wl or fl...This post is interesting... but it'll require a laptop or computer nearby for reference :p Would also need a lot of time :)

[JoyStick]

waa...sifu don't scold me leh...i need to learn from your mistakes mah... :)

Thanks for the chai sim brudder. :D

You're right. Sure learnt something from that lesson.

[Shiokday]

Thanks for the chai sim brudder.
no problem bro...

when you are done with her...please pm me a FR can? :D

[ivy7]

Thanks for the chai sim brudder.
when you are done with her...please pm me a FR can? :D

Pardon my ignorance, but what in the world do you do with 2kg of chye sim???

[JoyStick]

well i did say something about picking somewhere from books but she sure didn't look too convinced but why bother cos she simply love that pos too...each time i did that on her she would grab and squeeze my butt cheek and push my butt up like she wants me to push all the way in...

Brudder, this one remind me of some of the good old sessions with my ex. Usually finish off in missionary as can see her facial expression (sure unload one) as I lie on top of her and rub her clit with my body each time I'm fully inserted into her. She would get so high that she would wrap her thighs tighty around my waist and force my cock harder into her pussy and my body onto her clit. I could barely move, but I would still pump her furiously and she would scream out in ecstasy and hug me even tighter with her arms. Out of this world bringing my girl to an orgasm. It was all good.



...shit the soap in GL brothels has a certain distinct smell...fresh flowery sort....first incriminating evidence..then looking over...damn bloody hell wore my tees inverted out...damning evidence...kena question left right centre...


Thanks for the reminder. Totally forgot about the soap scent issue. Must take note to bring my own cologne to mask the scent. Valuable lesson, will learn from it Sensei! Arigato gozaimas! ;)

[Shiokday]

Pardon my ignorance, but what in the world do you do with 2kg of chye sim???
give me 24 hrs and u will know what is my 2kg of chai sim... ;)

so u want my 2kg of chai sim or new bikini? :confused:

[JoyStick]

Pardon my ignorance, but what in the world do you do with 2kg of chye sim???


Can cook, can pickle, can keep and can do kinky insertions if some ladies want it, but better to use carrots, cucumbers and egg plant. Easier lah. :D ;)

[Shiokday]

Can cook, can pickle, can keep and can do kinky insertions if some ladies want it
so what have u done to my 2kg of chai sim :confused: :rolleyes:

[JoyStick]

no problem bro...

when you are done with her...please pm me a FR can?

If I try, sure PM you FR, but keeping her for reserves first. Just in case lah if the need be. :D ;)

[ivy7]

give me 24 hrs and u will know what is my 2kg of chai sim...

so u want my 2kg of chai sim or new bikini? :confused:Um... but... what do you do with green leafy vegetables?? (other than cook and eat em!!)

[JoyStick]

so what have u done to my 2kg of chai sim

Eat lor, but not after I've inserted it into her pussy and eat it from there.

Needs some sauce lah, but I don't like oyster sause. I only like natural flavours. :D ;)

[ivy7]

If I try, sure PM you FR, but keeping her for reserves first. Just in case lah if the need be.
Reserves?? :eek:

[JoyStick]

Um... but... what do you do with green leafy vegetables?? (other than cook and eat em!!)


Make steamboat and then everyone share to finish lor. :D

[JoyStick]

Reserves?? :eek:


Think I've heard too many cases liao so tau nao a bit corrupted liao. Having wild partners do not help either. Cannot sian you mah.....hahaha ;)

[Shiokday]

If I try, sure PM you FR, but keeping her for reserves first.
better not wait too long...in case her nipples turns purple after a long wait for u... :D

[Shiokday]

Needs some sauce lah, but I don't like oyster sause. I only like natural flavours.
hope that sauce does not look abit whiteish... :eek: :eek:

[ivy7]

Make steamboat and then everyone share to finish lor. You guys are making fun of me :(

Think I've heard too many cases liao so tau nao a bit corrupted liao. a BIT??? :p

[JoyStick]

better not wait too long...in case her nipples turns purple after a long wait for u...


Wah.....so cham ah? But not my doing mah..........you guys are more fierce with the rubbing and squeezing. SM anyone? ;)

Don't want lah, maybe wait somemore her pussy turn blue black siah. Heard that some brudders here are into the rough stuff. Not my cup of tea though. :D

[Shiokday]

You guys are making fun of me :(

haizzzz...i don't like to make fun of samstresss...check you pm...

[Shiokday]

Wah.....so cham ah? But not my doing mah..........you guys are more fierce with the rubbing and squeezing. SM anyone?
not me...i old man liao...i like the slow and steady type...more foreplay the better...more enjoyable...

[JoyStick]

You guys are making fun of me

a BIT???


No lah babe. Just tease only lah. No making fun of you. ;)

Cannot help it lah. I just hear the cases and they corrupt me liao. Not I commit mah. :o

[JoyStick]

not me...i old man liao...i like the slow and steady type...more foreplay the better...more enjoyable...


Steady brudder. Me too.

Me young man, but slow hand as well. Don't like to rush through sex. To me, sex is a luxury to indulge in slowly and sensually. Its theraputic thats for sure. ;) :D

[ivy7]

haizzzz...i don't like to make fun of samstresss...check you pm...I know... that's why I say you are both making fun of me what *pout*

you guys are more fierce with the rubbing and squeezing. SM anyone? :eek: *hides*

[JoyStick]

:eek: *hides*



hahaha......think I scared our samstress liao.

I was merely posing a question, as I've heard some really rough action from some of the FRs here lah. Me not SM king lah.....hahaha...just stating that some brudders here are into this sort of action.

I'm not a fan of SM. ;)

[ivy7]

not me...i old man liao...i like the slow and steady type...more foreplay the better...more enjoyable...
Me young man, but slow hand as well. Don't like to rush through sex. To me, sex is a luxury to indulge in slowly and sensually. Its theraputic thats for sure.

Some people associate pleasure with pain... (indeed, there is a fine line between pleasure and pain - just as with love and hate) but pain is a big turn off. Juices dry up, heart closes, anger rises... not good for sex.

[JoyStick]

Some people associate pleasure with pain... (indeed, there is a fine line between pleasure and pain - just as with love and hate) but pain is a big turn off. Juices dry up, heart closes, anger rises... not good for sex.


Don't worry babe. Not all guys are into the chain and leather bits. ;)

[Shiokday]

Some people associate pleasure with pain... (indeed, there is a fine line between pleasure and pain - just as with love and hate) but pain is a big turn off. Juices dry up, heart closes, anger rises... not good for sex.
it all depends on the level of pain one can endure to correlate with sex and pleasure. :D

[Shiokday]

Its theraputic thats for sure.
it depends on who the partner is...to me

WL/FL/etc = a release of stress

GF = yes, theraputic

ONS/etc = damn stress esp when she needs 4-5 rounds from me per nite...

OC = a form of committment...which is oso stressful at times esp when i just
come from a nite romp with ONS.... :eek: :D

i sound damn MCP...kekeke

[JoyStick]

it depends on who the partner is...to me

GF = yes, theraputic

ONS/etc = damn stress esp when she needs 4-5 rounds from me per nite...

OC = a form of committment...which is oso stressful at times esp when i just
come from a nite romp with ONS....

i sound damn MCP...kekeke

Not MCP, but if you have just been mobalised for 4-5 mission for the night, I think it will be difficult to for an encore.

Your ONS sounds damn power siah! No wait......you sound damn power. 4-5 rounds and a possible 6th on the way. Not that any guy would mind or anything. :D

[Shiokday]

Your ONS sounds damn power siah! No wait......you sound damn power. 4-5 rounds and a possible 6th on the way.
that's why i like ONS...usually super wet and horny which i am not complaining...ONS needs time to sian which is getting lesser and lesser for me now(the time factor)...alas age have taken the better of me...commerical sex is now for me... :(

btw if a girl is honry enough...i am sure u can better my record :D

[JoyStick]

btw if a girl is honry enough...i am sure u can better my record :D

Guess that depends on the girl as well.

Its all about finding the right partners that can arouse each other for repeated performance. See if I that Heng a not lah, but you have already been there and done that liao. ;)