[WQ007]

She exploded like a C4 explosive.

WIFE: “ AM I NOT CLEAR ENOUGH ?? EVERYTIME YOU TRY TO PUSH MY LIMITS !”

WIFE: “SO NEXT TIME WHAT !?!? BRING HOME SLEEP BESIDE OUR KIDS !?!?”

Me:” sorry, there will be no more next time.”

WIFE:” EVERYTIME YOU SAY THE SAME FUCKING THING. AFTER A WHILE YOU DO BACK THE SAME.”

I already felt like shit and now it’s crash and burn.

WIFE:” YOU WANT TO SNACK AT HOME, AT LEAST CLEAN UP PROPERLY ! FUCKING STILL GOT HAIR ON MY SOFA.”

She threw a bundle of hair (Tricia’s) on the table.

***FUCK MY LIFE***

The explosion last for another 20 mins or so….

WIFE:”SO WHO IS THIS SLUT U MUST BRING HOME.”

Me:” erm… just a delivery lady.”
No
WIFE:” WOW ! FRANK DEE ! YOU REALLY A NEW LOW.”

She swung the ceramic mug on the table and tossed it at the TV.

!!PPPPIZZZZZZnnnnCKKKKKKK!!

The screen of the TV shattered into a million pieces.

!!BAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!
She went into the room and slammed the door sending shockwave and echo through the whole house.

I clutched my cold bare hands on my forehead.

Me: “FML”

I went out of the house for some air, she usually need a cooling period or 3-4 days before she would start talking.

**Buzz** Buzz**
My phone vibrated

Tricia << sry vry busy today >>

Tricia << Bad mood today sia, want go drinking ?>>

I was taken aback by her text message. But I had no where to go tonight.

Me << ok >>

I had a cup of warm caramel macchiato, cooled down a little and went back home to clear up the mess.

Vacuumed up the glass pieces, and disposed the shattered TV. The whole time she was locked up in the room.
From the looks of it, it will be Cold War for the next few days.

I dropped her a long and deep apology message. I was hit by a huge wave of guilt, everyone has their needs, but once you settle down you go to be responsible towards the feelings of your other half as well.

!!Phone Buzz!!

Tricia: <<Yo ~ later meet where ?>>

It was the Covid period. All the drinking and entertainment outlets were closed. And drinking hours are kind of limited in restaurants that opens.
Covid really taught me to cherish the little things around us.
Thinking back, Even the freedom of breathing in a puff of fresh air is a luxury back then.

We decided to head out for dinner and go out for some drinks after that.

I went to pick her up at one of the HDB area a few Roads down my place.
When I arrived I caught a glimpse of her wearing her food delivery jersey with a cycling helmet. She was parking off her bicycle at the parking bay.

Me: <<Reach liao, WHITE car>>

After a bit of searching for me she hopped onto the car and seem so excited.

Tricia:” Woah BMW SIA ! “

Tricia:”DIDNT KNOW you so rich , 人不可貌相 (cannot judge a book by its cover).”

I just smiled and kept quiet.

We were brainstorming for places to have hang out at and realized most of the nice places we have been to have winded up during Covid.

We ended up at Pasir Panjang food center where we satisfied our craving for bbq sting Ray, satay and other yummy food.

Still remember the seats were cordoned off due to safe distancing measures.

We ate and have a very long conversation till we finished up all the food on the table. She felt like someone that I can easily click with given her very direct and straightforward nature.

Tricia: ”woah damn shiok, very long never eat Like that”

I watched as she wolf down the food.

Me: “ Slow down a bit you hungry girl.”

I wiped off the gravy gently from tip of her lips. Like a gentleman

She smiled and was just taken aback pleasantly by such intimate gesture.


***Fast forward***
We grabbed some alcohol from a convenience stall nearby. And decided to chill and have a drink at Labrador park (surprisingly quite a quiet and private place back then during covid).

Drove inside and parked in one of the secluded parking lots, there were less than 5 cars at that point.

The road was lit up dimly by a few street lamps. The gentle Labrador breeze greeted us as we walked down the dimly lighted pathway.

She hopped lightly on the path, like a little girl. Wearing her food delivery uniform jersey.

Tricia:”haiiii…… feels relaxed Sia.”

She took out her packet of menthol cigarette.

“you want ?”

“Sure”

The fresh menthol sensation filled my lungs and the cold breeze grace past my skin. I felt so relaxed , like all the troubles and stress blown away together with the wind.

Me: “You know Tricia. It feels happy to be around you.” I told her as i looked into her eyes.

I really didn’t know why I said those words but…
It certainly did gain some brownie points

Tricia:” Me too…..” she smiled

I couldn’t remember the last time I went to a park alone with a lady. Probably in my 20s.

***Fast Forward X2***

After walking a distance, We settled down at a very secluded spot deep in the park. The area is only dimly litted by a small light some distance away.

She’s a fast drinker almost finishing 70% of the drinks we bought. She began to pour out her sorrows.

Tricia:”sometimes I wish I never met him (ex scum guy who made her pregnant and left read previous chapters).”

“My life is just gone liddat.”

Tears started to fill her eyes as she triggered her own emotions. the emotional continued to pour out overwhelmingly.

“Sometimes…… sometimes really feel like giving up sia…”

Tears started to flow down her cheeks.

I placed my arms around her and held her head towards my chest.

“”Yyahhhhhh !!!!” Her tear gate opens and she cried out loud.

I held her tighter as she poured her tears out on me.

Me:” don’t worry, one day everything will be fine.”

I kissed her forehead and comforted her like a baby girl.

We hugged each other for a good 10 mins.

Tricia:”thanks for listening to me.”

“Sorry I dirty your shirt.” She tried to pat on the wet spot left behind by her tears using a tissue.

Me:” not at all. This shirt very precious, have your tears. Go home I won’t wash it.”

*chuckles*

She repositioned herself out of my arms, as we “unhug” each other.

While repositioning her body, she accidentally glazed her elbow across my semi-erected cannon.

*donk**

Tricia:” weiyohhhhhhhh …… what’s that ?”

She looked at me with a cheekily.

Somehow this innocent gesture pumped more adrenaline down my spine. As my canon grew even bigger out of the pants
***donnnnnkkkk***

Me:”HMPH!! STILL DARE ASK. Don’t know whose fault…. Who ask you to be so nice to hug.”

**toinkkk toinkkk toinkkkk***
she gently smacked on the erect cannon playfully with the tip of her fingers.

Tricia:”Hehe…. OMG REALLY become HARD Sia.”

*chuckles*

Me:”HEYYYY It will feel pain one ok !!! “

***Gulpppp gulpppppp***
She finished the remaining alcohol.

Tricia:”I think I need to go toilet.”

Me:”hmmm quite far…… you walk straight, turn right then after the road sign you turn right again will be the footpath . Walk a bit from there then will have the toilet.”

She looked at me for a while. And whispered meekly.

Tricia:”I………a bit dark…. I am….I am scared .”

Me:” HAHAHAHAHA!!! Whattttt!!! You afraid of the dark !!!”
I burst out in laughter. As I didn’t expect the almighty feisty food delivery lady to be afraid of the dark

Tricia:”Oiiii don’t disturb.” She smacked me on my arm

Me:”then you go alone….. but be careful if you hear someone call your name. Don’t turn back.”

Tricia:” OIIIIII STOP IT !!!”

From her expression. She seem to be genuinely afraid.

Tricia:”can accompany me go ?” She asked with a gentle tone.

Me:”I would like to ……. But I may have difficulties walking.”

I pointed to the “erection” at the groin area (although the erection has died down)

Tricia:”errrrr..” she gave a skeptical look

Me:”not I don’t want accompany you.. but how to walk with this thing standing there.“

^^hoping that my lame uncle trick may just WORK^^

Tricia:”erm…… never hear such thing before sia. Just walk ?? “

Me:” are you serious !?!? How can someone walk with their ‘part’ hard and erected
Do you know that body part has millions of nerve endings. When you walk the part will get clamped and abrasion is very very painful. “

^^I continued my attempt of bombarding her with smoke grenade to confuse^^

Tricia:”uhh I really never hear such thing before.”

Me:”And if any of the nerve ending gets bruise or injured it takes a long time to heal. So I rather not risk it.”

Tricia:” ok fineeeeee ~ then how to make your cock go down ?”

^^She seem to start to take into my bullshit ^^

Me:”Erm I usually will calm down after 30mins to 1 hour.”
^^More Bullshit^^

Me:”or an ice pack will do… but there’s no ice pack here”

^^I placed my hand on my chin pretending to think like a science professor.

Tricia:” not very urgent (her pee) but I don’t think I can wait 1 hour wor.”

Me:”you can go yourself. Won’t so sway see dirty ‘things’ one la “

Tricia:”oiii don’t say liao ! I will angry one uh.”

**Fast forward**

We continued drinking for another 15 mins or so

Tricia:”Go down liao not ?! “

Me:”Not yet, still feels quite hard. Don’t think can walk.”

Tricia:”diaooooo…..Where got people stand so long one.”
She said with her Ah lian accent.

Me:”haiii….. uncle old man already. Blood circulation not good. If Blood go downstairs already hard to go back up. “

We stared at each other for a while. Deep in my heart I was betting on her impatient nature.

Tricia: “ Faster leh…. Don’t play liao.”

She muttered abruptly with displeasure.

Me:”Nobody is PLAYING. This is serious. I got an erection, HOW YOU EXPECT ME TO WALK ?!?! YOU WANT ME PUT A CARROT IN YOUR PANTIES AND SEE IF YOU CAN WALK ?”

I pretended to double down on the aggressiveness

Tricia:” Fineeeeeeee…….den…….den……what if I help you ?”

^^my heart smiled at this moment

Me:”hmmm…..but how?” I continued to act blur.

Tricia:”I help you make it come out ? “

she did a “hand grabbing cock” signal with her left hand

Me:”hmmmm… that will CERTAINLY be more effective than an ice pack.”

Tricia:”uhhh you really lao tiko. Today is ur lucky day. Fasterrrrrrr.”