Single Serves of Sex in the Life Down Under - Page 2

zeddy · #16 13-09-2007, 05:22 PM

Being a member of the uni swimming team, I got to know many of the locals. On one occasion, I was invited to a house party and I was the only Asian kid there. The locals saw past my black hair and yellow skin and accepted me; it was great because I felt I belonged in the group.

Though the car was old, it stood out like a gem among the holden commodores, ford falcons and Honda civics. This was partially due to the fact I spent close to 5h earlier cleaning and polishing the paint. After a lot of cheap aussie beer, everyone was in good spirits and hanging out in the front yard of the house. There was a blonde girl who was a friend of one of the swim team members. Her name was Victoria. She was slim, blonde, blue eyes, lithe body, about 170cm. It was obvious that she had plenty of drinks because she had a slightly glazed look in her eyes. She saw the car and ran her fingers on it. I saw her do it and approached her with the intention of telling her to get her dirty hands off my newly polished car. She slurred slightly “heyaaaaaaaa, you’re zack righttt….i absolutely LOVE your car! It’s so shiny!!!” I said thanks and told her politely to keep her hands off the car. “OH, I’m so sorry! I just couldn’t help myself! Anyway, where are you from? Japan? China? Korea?” I replied I was from Singapore. “REALLY! But you speak English so well!” I was quite stunned about her lack of worldliness.

She then said “Is your first language like Singaporese?”. I could have taken offence at this but decided that she was probably just an off-hand remark with no malice intended. The fact that she was quite attractive and possessed a hefty bosom, I let it slide.. After reassuring her that English was my first language and that “Singaporese” or “Singlish” was no more a language than an amalgamation of Chinese dialects, malay and English. She then said. “I’ve always wanted to ride in a sports car, do you think I could drive it?” With a look of incredulousness, I wondered how could I possibly let a half-drunk person, who I just met, drive my pride and joy? I offered to drive her instead and she happily agreed.

Just some photos to add the names to the faces:

Some girls at the party:

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Victoria on the right

zarty · #17 13-09-2007, 05:23 PM

Bro,

Savings from NS days?? I dunno how u managed that. Lucky chap u are.. keep the story rolling.

zeddy · #18 13-09-2007, 05:23 PM

I was glad I didn’t drink too much because I had intended to drive back to college anyway and didn’t want to risk getting drink-driving. So I took her for a spin in the car, round some curves, showing off what the car could do. I could tell she was thrilled because of all the ‘ooh’s and ahh’s’ that emanated from the passenger seat. After close to 20minutes of cruising around, she said she knew a quiet spot for us to ‘chillout’. Not quite clear on what she meant, I just complied.

Turns out there was a clearing, overlooking some sort of water body in the suburb of Kew. Cuddling up to me, she whispered in my ear “isn’t this nice?” In my wide-eyed naivety, I just nodded agreeably. “Zack, all the girls think you’re really cute but you’re way too serious… You should ease up a bit.”

“How am I tense” I asked a little too tersely.

“It’s nothing, but you should hang out with us more” she said smilingly.

“Perhaps a little of this would do you some good”. She proceeded to take out a small plastic bag from her handbag. Within it, was a couple of whittled and dry pieces of nondescript objects. It resembled dry vegetables. I wasn’t far off.

zeddy · #19 13-09-2007, 05:25 PM

The gang with Vic on my left

“It’s mushrooms, try some!”She said, as she removed 2 pieces from the bag and pressed it into my open palms.

Without thinking , I ate them. It didn’t taste of much…had the texture of cardboard. I saw her eat some as well.

As it was getting a little humid in the car, we decided to get some fresh air and walked hand in hand along the beach. Then it hit me.

Suddenly the colours were brighter, shapes lost definition and everything just ‘flowed’. Everything was a water-colour painting and it was surreal. I could see the moon shimmering and I felt like I could taste it. I commented that the moon sure looked tasty. Victoria just giggled…and found this immensely amusing and continued to laugh, for about 10 minutes.

She looked positively radiant in her off-shoulder turquoise top and cream short skirt. She asked me if I’ve ever done this before?

In my last shred of logic, I asked “Done what exactly?”

“You know! Mushrooms? Hooked up with an aussie girl?” she laughed.

“Nope! I was hoping to go 2 for 2 tonight”

She giggled, grabbed my hand and ran back to the car

gun6969 · #20 13-09-2007, 05:40 PM

keep going, dude. i'm sure the points are gonna come rolling in soon enough.

zeddy · #21 13-09-2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by zarty

Bro,

Savings from NS days?? I dunno how u managed that. Lucky chap u are.. keep the story rolling.

car cost 9.5k AUD, pretty good eh?

well...not JUST NS pay of course...but a substantial amt of it came from there... ~1200 a month with no time to spend it = good account balance!

techienator · #22 13-09-2007, 07:05 PM

nice car that you have.. looking forward to more..

js0n · #23 13-09-2007, 11:53 PM

lol..camping commences...

keep it up dude!

jdi813 · #24 13-09-2007, 11:54 PM

u the man bro ... camping here for updates

Seether · #25 14-09-2007, 12:42 AM

mate, good job.

Melbourne's fully sick, and if you've been here long enough, you'll find out for yourself. heh.

as they say, FOOOOOOLLLY SEEEEEK!

and oh. keep it up mate.

zarty · #26 14-09-2007, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by zeddy

well...not JUST NS pay of course...but a substantial amt of it came from there... ~1200 a month with no time to spend it = good account balance!

It certainly looks more that what it's worth.. Certainly a good catch on for a transport cum chick mobile. Btw.. u still there or graduated?

pipe_pope · #27 14-09-2007, 01:08 AM

Not a bad story bro. A slow burner, but done with good style.

Sounds like an Aussie version of American Pie ... Australian Pie?

Sensory Sniper · #28 14-09-2007, 09:17 AM

Good story bro.... beer and sex only? What happen to bongs? Crown? A good place to bonk is at MCG carpark, at night there's hardly a soul around. And since you're a car, a drive towards Geelong on the M1 highway is a nice getaway... how I miss Mel.

=WK= · #29 14-09-2007, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by zeddy

Names and places have been altered slightly to protect my identity. However, I assure you that everything I write is not fiction but an accurate depiction of what actually happened, or at the very least, the most logical flow of events during my alcohol induced state of mind- which was often.

hmmmm, you want to protect your identity but yet you post pics of your "friends"? the internet can be a small place... maybe you should consider removing the pics

smellycat · #30 14-09-2007, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by zeddy

Rachel is the girl from Shanghai.

Sorry for the confusion, if any.

ok thanks. its confusing because you never intro all the players.... suddenly this name Rachel just popup

camping here for more!