Swing Swing

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by Thumbtacker81

Then make sure u take ur meds regularly ok n avoid all heaty foods, sodas n alcohol.. n sleep adequately! Hope you will get well soon!

U bad girl! Running background checks on me heheh.. that being said.. I really haven't found my fantasy blower, one who really enjoys blowing. Those nice ladies i've had the pleasure with are experienced.. but some are either doing for the sake of just doing, or simply mechanical head bobbers..

Not background check, it's 'getting to know my readers'

Originally Posted by GSIS

Do get well soon. This is my 1st time reading about swing. Yr FR give me the fantasy.

Cheers

Cool! Nice to know that my writings are appreciated!


Colourblind f

[Domestichelper]

Always enjoyed the fr here. Keep up the good work!

[bigmelon]

get well soon. not qualify for your outing, but at least get to read the FRs.

[ColourBlindx2]

Hey guys!


Thanks for the concern!!

But i have this issue.

Someone by the nickname of sexlanguage sent this message to one of the swinger couples in SBF.

The messages goes,

Starting in April, we'll organize a group of 20 -25 couple/some solo for nude party in a large room.

Meanwhile we are still in planning to find a suitable location at a luxury hotel, so I found your soft swinging interesting and since colourblind is planning to join as a solo partner, I'll be appreciate if I can be invited to partner with her.

In return, we will invite you to join the nude party at FOC. What do you think?

WHAT I THINK??


I think you are a scam, dude.

You, without my knowledge nor my consent, send such messages out?

Such lack of basic courtesy, I BLACKLIST YOU.

You, on your own presumptions that i am swinging solo, think you can ride on my name to get invited?

Colourblind F never swings solo. Every swinger who can read, knows that as a fact.

Such lack of intelligence, I PITY YOU.

You, out here to tell pple that you are gonna organise such a huge party where you are the director, the scriptwriter and the actor (note the singularity)? And you offer a fake FOC invitation to those on condition that THEY let you join THEIR parties FOC?

And you are also the guy who tried organising swings in a TOILET?! HELLO!!? From my experience in toilet sex, toilet bowls and sinks arent very comfortable to fuck on.

Codename "SBF Orgy for Swingers", let plan...

Such lack of respect to the intelligence of the swingers in SBF, I FLAME YOU.

Colourblind F is very very very very pissed off right now. You have no fucking idea how pissed i am, thinking about how you display such stupidity and desperation to get laid.



You are gonna close your current SBF account, and then open a new one. BUT TRUST ME, I WILL SMELL YOU OUT.

Cause you stink.

Like SHIT.





Colourblind F

[Littleswingers]

Up for awareness. Swingers please beware!

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Someone by the nickname of sexlanguage sent this message to one of the swinger couples in SBF.



You are gonna close your current SBF account, and then open a new one. BUT TRUST ME, I WILL SMELL YOU OUT.

Cause you stink.

Like SHIT.

And it doesnt help you at all cause i am having period cramps and had a terrible day at work and everything adds up to a very pissed off female homosapien.



Colourblind f

[CuriousCouple]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Hey guys!



Such lack of respect to the intelligence of the swingers in SBF, I FLAME YOU.

Colourblind F is very very very very pissed off right now. You have no fucking idea how pissed i am, thinking about how you display such stupidity and desperation to get laid.



You are gonna close your current SBF account, and then open a new one. BUT TRUST ME, I WILL SMELL YOU OUT.

Cause you stink.

Like SHIT.

Colourblind F

ooh hell hath no fury like a swinger scorned....... Flame on!

Sir CuriousCouple

[sexlanguage]

You are right, I have misread your comment, I'm admit being too busy at work in the afternoon and the network just sux.

But we are in the process to host a genuine nude party at the end of March in a bungalow, with 6 participants already joined. Did I ever scam anyone before? Only time will tell and to show my sincerely, you will still get the invitation with your bf if you want.

[undertable]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Hey guys!


Someone by the nickname of sexlanguage sent this message to one of the swinger couples in SBF.

The messages goes,




WHAT I THINK??


I think you are a scam, dude.

You, without my knowledge nor my consent, send such messages out?

Such lack of basic courtesy, I BLACKLIST YOU.

You, on your own presumptions that i am swinging solo, think you can ride on my name to get invited?

Colourblind F never swings solo. Every swinger who can read, knows that as a fact.

Such lack of intelligence, I PITY YOU.

You, out here to tell pple that you are gonna organise such a huge party where you are the director, the scriptwriter and the actor (note the singularity)? And you offer a fake FOC invitation to those on condition that THEY let you join THEIR parties FOC?

And you are also the guy who tried organising swings in a TOILET?! HELLO!!? From my experience in toilet sex, toilet bowls and sinks arent very comfortable to fuck on.

Codename "SBF Orgy for Swingers", let plan...

[B]Such lack of respect to the intelligence of the swingers in SBF, I FLAME



Colourblind F

Senseless act that upset others, ups!!

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by CuriousCouple

ooh hell hath no fury like a swinger scorned....... Flame on!

Sir CuriousCouple

Dude, wasnt scorned! I feel as if someone's using me as a meal ticket.. That just pissed me off.......

Originally Posted by sexlanguage

You are right, I have misread your comment, I'm admit being too busy at work in the afternoon and the network just sux.

But we are in the process to host a genuine nude party at the end of March in a bungalow, with 6 participants already joined. Did I ever scam anyone before? Only time will tell and to show my sincerely, you will still get the invitation with your bf if you want.

Thanks but no thanks.

Does that bungalow happen to have a huge toilet?

You've had time to surf the net, read my posting and go through threads, I don't think you are that busy.. And if you were busy, a normal guy wouldn't squeeze out time to go onto SBF.

Originally Posted by undertable

Senseless act that upset others, ups!!

Oh hello! When shall we swing??


Colourblind f

[undertable]

[QUOTE=ColourBlindx2;
Oh hello! When shall we swing??


Colourblind f[/QUOTE]

Real soon, like next week ? Gotta let mrs undertable finish her medication before bringing her out for another gathering

[redblood]

the Redbloods r keen.as well...give us a tinkle!!

[MrTransform69]

Originally Posted by undertable

Senseless act that upset others, ups!!

Agreed, total lack of respect for others. Up again.

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by CuriousCouple

ooh hell hath no fury like a swinger scorned....... Flame on!

Sir CuriousCouple

Hmmmm..... hell has no fury like PMS..... Sir CuriousCouple i prefer to stay away when she is PMS-ing. Currently I am in a different country!

Colourblind M

Originally Posted by mabel

I am interested pls let me know when & where ?

Roy 35 yr old
chn
ht 165cm , wt 60kg.

any big teh teh syt 21yr o chinese gal ?

Firstly "dude"..... being 35, Chinese and of average height and weight is not really helping you stand out in the crowd.

Secondly, your name is Roy, but you use Mabel as a nick? is Mabel your alter ego or is it the brand of make-up you use with your heels?

Thirdly, women are objects of beauty, like superb cars. "big Teh Teh" is frankly rude and says loads about the type of guy you are. Sorry dude, you dont want to know when and where as we will send you to somewhere you do not wanna be....

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Let me describe the woman i am looking for in "car terms" and this would be my posting if i were looking for a hottie:

Looking for a hot convertible, able to go topless when the weather allows it. Should look better when in convertible mode, as shameless showing off is something i love to do.

Must have a turbo-charged engine, with all the get-up-and-go needed to take on cars with much bigger engines. Prefer to use the power for longer extended drives as opposed to short explosive drag type races. Im not looking for a sporty engine, more keen on a GT type, which enjoys the cruisings rides.

I like a car that requires constant maintenance, as i enjoy regular tinkering and the labours of filling her up with oils and fluids. i enjoy getting my hands dirty too. Suspension must be flawless.

Big headlight upfront a bonus, its nice to be seen from miles around!

Must be able to sit 2 perfectly, but ability to take more on from time to time is a bonus. I need a car with a rounded profile and with loads of space in the trunk. In fact the bigger the boot space the better, you can never have too much space for junk in the trunk!

Ideally the car should NOT have niggly groans and squeaks when left undriven for a while. The colour is unimportant, but the paintwork should be smooth and flawless! The interior should be comforting and welcoming and should not have complicated bits. I like the inside to be simple and functional.

Lastly not looking for a everyday and common vehicle. Would prefer something unique and something that stands out in the crowd. I plan to keep this one for a long time....

Waaaaait a min...... i've just described Colourblind F!!!!

Ahahahaha..... Cheer up Colourblind F, the crimson tide will pass.... it always does.

Colourblind M (Aka Mr NotinthecountrywhenshehasPMS)

[KLGL]

[/QUOTE]
Let me describe the woman i am looking for in "car terms" and this would be my posting if i were looking for a hottie:

I like a car that requires constant maintenance, as i enjoy regular tinkering and the labours of filling her up with oils and fluids. i enjoy getting my hands dirty too. Suspension must be flawless.

Big headlight upfront a bonus, its nice to be seen from miles around!

Ideally the car should NOT have niggly groans and squeaks when left undriven for a while. The colour is unimportant, but the paintwork should be smooth and flawless! The interior should be comforting and welcoming and should not have complicated bits. I like the inside to be simple and functional.

Waaaaait a min...... i've just described Colourblind F!!!!

Ahahahaha..... Cheer up Colourblind F, the crimson tide will pass.... it always does.

Colourblind M (Aka Mr NotinthecountrywhenshehasPMS)[/QUOTE]

I like your car analogy, very creative and interesting.

Looking at the posting dates, monthly overhaul should have been completed. Time to crank up the sports engine, allowing the piston to travel back and forth the full length of the cylinder!

Have a great week ahead!