On the dance floor

[Sha_Gua75]

Originally Posted by Bangster

well I have the ability to transform too.

Wait till you see I morphed my third leg into a bolster for you to hug n sug.

Hehee.

They call me Cockatron.

Originally Posted by meganfox

sorry, i'm an Autobot girl... u are a decepticon, that i don't like.

2 of u....wtf....make me laff alot

[busido69]

I absolutely hate transformers. when i was young once i was eating nasi lemak while watching transformers cartoon and then i lao sai( i shit you not). hated it ever since.

I like gundam though. they should dun have the full motion real life gundam movie made and shown in singapore. whose favourite robot do you want to see on the dance floor? lolx

[alanthegreat]

Originally Posted by Xfactor

Just party with an open heart without thinking of having something in return..if it happens, enjoy every moment & smile over it when it ends.

i second this. even if the girl grinds your dick doenst mean she want u to bring her home tonight. girls are especially cunning on the dance floor.

[Bangster]

Originally Posted by alanthegreat

i second this. even if the girl grinds your dick doenst mean she want u to bring her home tonight. girls are especially cunning on the dance floor.

Yup I agree.

Most of the time, the actual reason is because the female toilet has run out of toilet paper.

So, .....


well you should get it after you check the fly of your jeans when you get home. Got sai marks.

[Bangster]

Originally Posted by busido69

I absolutely hate transformers. when i was young once i was eating nasi lemak while watching transformers cartoon and then i lao sai( i shit you not). hated it ever since.

Good riddance. Hahah. That's known as the transformer curse.

Originally Posted by busido69

I like gundam though. they should dun have the full motion real life gundam movie made and shown in singapore. whose favourite robot do you want to see on the dance floor? lolx

Transformers has a secret off shoot known as the Transveztytes. Found in Changi Village. Look for Sandy. Prettiest of the lot.

Anyways, to all the bros here who'd like to know what to do to hook some chicks on the dancefloor...learn the moves here>>>


(fast fwd to 40secs....guy in orange sweater)

[Bangster]

Originally Posted by meganfox

sorry, i'm an Autobot girl... u are a decepticon, that i don't like.

No....i didnt say I was Decepticon nor Autobot.

Cockatron belongs to the breed called Teekobots.

I bet there are alot of brothers here who are Teekobots also.

(Brudders!! Tio boh??)

Ok ok, now must contribute abit more constructively to this thread lest I get zapped.

Erm, in my opinion, the best way to pick girls up on a dancefloor is to drop a fat wad of cash and clumsily pick it up, knocking over people or tables.

[deuter]

lookin thru tis thread... juz felt juz had a need to say somethin ler... hehehehe...
like some bros mentioned... when u out clubbin... dun juz head on keep thinkin abt gettin laid... d harder u try... d least chance u'd get anythin... juz relax.. n enjoy... d 1 thing abt clubbin is every1 juz wana relax... when ur relax... u can make any1 relax wif u... n when their relaxed... means their comfy wif u... simple...
abt d dancing bits... hmm... when a gal grind ur kok to a full hardon doesnt necessary means SHE WANS U... hahahah... every gal is a kok tease at some point ler... ppl juz wana have plain gd ol innocent fun... enjoy wif them... n as some bro n sis have mentioned.. galz like to b pampered n treated well... dun be like master octopuss ler... moment she grind u... then u hands all over d place... it doesnt work dat way... subtle touches.. subtle bounce... subtle grind.. once in awhile a qwik but deep hug... everyone needs a lil respect...
gd looks n deep pockets does play a big part in d hook up in clubbin scene... coz everyone always looks at d 1st best lookin item in d house.. but otherwise.. other than dat... itz juz who wld impress who on d dancefloor...
singaporeans r growin outta d shell aldy... everyone knows how to let loose n have fun... n fun it is meant to be... anythin else... treat it as a bonus.. nvr b sore if u didnt get to get laid on a particular nite... for u may get an even better lay d nxtime round...

[deuter]

Personal FR of mine(sad endin which i kicked myself hard in d ass for..) when i was clubbin in BkK earlier tis yr... Was @ INCH @ Esplanade... Ratchada.. dudes.. n dudettes.. tis d place to b... if u wan real gd HipHop... crowd here gd mix of SYTs n mid-late 20s galz.. if u really wan SYTs... head to Slim at RCA..

anywayz.. was down wif grp of frenz.. juz me n another SG guy.. n d rest abt6-7.. thais... 1 was my ex-gf.. hehehe..d thing abt discos in thailand.. they dun have dancefloors... some kinda law... but no worries.. it still works well..heheh... clubs in thailand finishes up ard 2am... LAW again.. hehehe..

okok... was juz drinkin n enjoyin wif my frenz... place got packed... tables were fairly close to each other n make shift tables were set up... left right center.. suddenly surrounded by tables... n most of these tables were made up of gal grps... ok guyz... difference between clubbin in SG n Thai.. d ratio of galz to guyz there is WAYYYYY better than in SG.. hahaha..

danced wif coupla galz.. eyeball-ed coupla galz.. cheers wif coupla galz.. damned.. gd fun.. but highlight.. was tis grp... abt 3 tables away frm us.. bout4 galz.. n 1 guy... seemed like they were doin bday... anywayz.. throughout d whole nite.. been eyeballin tis gal.. gave her subtle acknowledgements dat i was checkin her out n she was in receipt of d acknowledgements.. but wasnt really sure whether to make d move as she was d most chummy wif d guy n although d grp had hotter galz.. she was my target... nvr change target when u have made up mind on 1.. shez my fav type of gal ler.. slight bah bah... nicee... anywayz... coupla times when i went out to smoke(yea, thai same smokin laws as in SG), n on my way back in, caught eyes wif her n smiled together wif her when she make her way to or back frm toilets.. then point came.. heheh.. was rather high aldy... topped up glass for everyone on table n bottoms up.. turn ard.. saw d gal n another gal... pointin at me.. n she was tryin to push her fren to me to pass me a Chupa Chup.. here comes my stupid move.. thought i'd played it cool.. juz turned round n walked to toilet for a qwik piss.. n hurried back in anticipation... but alas... aft dat.. saw d chups in her mouth... n d gal i fancied.. gave me a kinda sad look... n nvr managed to hook up... even when lights came on... she smiled... but wif a sad look... bugger... n my ex-gf was clingin to me(when we entered d club i made it point to show i was not close wif her).. arrgghh... spoiler...

n thus my SAD FR of how... i may have lead up to somethin...

bros n sis... if have d chance.. go up to BKK for clubbin... hehehe.. much more way fun up there.. in terms of clubbin... thai ppl r really friendly.. i cant wait for my nxt trip up again...

[HughGrant]

i would like to share my experience and so bros please bear with me.

in my younger days for many years, i would go clubbing with my kakis every weekend to chiong. the purpose was to pick up girls or just to have fun (touch here and there). it was free, fun and thrilling due to our raging young hormones. the dark atmosphere also added to an element of anticipation and suspense as often times we couldnt see the face of the girl properly until end of the day ( 3 or 4am).

i want to share the following points but of course i am no expert

- if you are the handsome , muscular type then picking up girls should not be an issue. You can even play hard to get; if you spotted a girl you fancy, just give her a glance on and off every few minutes. Dont be too friendly and smile at first and then when you are ready just make your way on the dancefloor towards her. dance a bit with her and then back off for a while. And repeat this a few times. You should have some idea if she will reciprocate.

- if you got no looks or bod to show, then hopefully you've got some brains or wit. this is a bit harder as the girl may not even notice you in the first place. In this case, no point dancing near her like michael jackson and hope to impress her in this manner. best is be cool and dance near her for a while and then start to talk to her. Of course the music will be very loud and its quite hard to hold a conversation. your aim is to bring her to the bar where its quieter or outside to have a chat. Eg " can i buy you a drink?" or "its very nosiy here, i cant really hear you, share we go outside for a while?".Once that is done, then you can subtlely talk about your career ( if successful lah) , eg " usually i need to work late this few weeks cause i;m in charge of the company's accounts" or " i'm overseeing the IR project and its really tought to handle some of the managers"

- if she is blowing hot and cold, then you will need to show your trump cards (if you got any). bring her to the bar and buy her and her friends a few drinks or a jug (dont be cheapskate, buy only one)and deliberately flash your gold/platinum card in front of her face and hand it to the bartender (of course try not to appear too boastful, but in a graceful manner). And make sure she noticed the huge wad of dollars and Credit cards in your wallet when you open it. alternatively if you got a car, then take out your car key and pretend to fiddle with it. Again ensure that she notices it.

once you got the girl's attention and name, then the next step is of course to go somewhere after the disco close for supper. it helps if you got a decent looking clean car. what happens after that of course see your skill la

The feeling is much different and better from engaging a FL cause if successful, it signals that you have managed to "seduce" the girl and it boasts your ego that you are attractive in your own way. Nothing beats getting a free fuck or hanky panky. as some bros mentioned, getting your dick grinded at the dance floor is also better than nothing

[Duded]

Dance floor is packed with "on the surface" people, guys looking at gals' body and gals looking at the size of our wallet. Your second and third method is one of the sure way to hook up on the dance floor or in a bar.

Anyway its getting better with more and more related posts. I will going down again this weekend, and lets see if any fun thing happen

[simb1]

My Exgf would go to MOS, R&B arena where it's damn packed at the dance floor. A couple of drinks she and her fren hit the dance floor and guys would laba laba close up to them. Always kena touch. Best is if she's intoxic she would rub back at the guy. Most hiong ever done is one guy ever try to place his hands inside her skirt. Damn piss everytime have to go and fetch her, she, telling me all this. But then again she told me, can rub but cannot fuck! And i'm the one whois always having the last laugh
Some girls can be a real cock teaser.

[meganfox]

Originally Posted by Bangster

Cockatron belongs to the breed called Teekobots.

sorry, like that we lagi cannot click... i only like goondubots.

[skirtchaser639]

Originally Posted by simb1

My Exgf would go to MOS, R&B arena where it's damn packed at the dance floor. A couple of drinks she and her fren hit the dance floor and guys would laba laba close up to them. Always kena touch. Best is if she's intoxic she would rub back at the guy. Most hiong ever done is one guy ever try to place his hands inside her skirt. Damn piss everytime have to go and fetch her, she, telling me all this. But then again she told me, can rub but cannot fuck! And i'm the one whois always having the last laugh
Some girls can be a real cock teaser.

not meant to offend you or makes you worry bro, i am wondering about the nights she is out party when you not with her
agree that most girls are cock teaser in dance floor, but then alcohol and horny guys involve...
no trying to stir shit bro...just pondering

maybe you are as open as peterpan bro, then different story liao

[Duded]

Yesterday went down to MOS to do a follow up. Within 10 min of entering the dance floor, got this chick dancing infront of me, pull her to me and we start dancing together. Remembering to take it slow, I just put my hand on the waist and doesn't go any further up or down until she took my hand and move them downward Haha Then we started doing dirty dancing and grinding each other on the dance floor, ended up frenching. Too bad I didn't get her number when she suddenly said she has to look for her friend toward the back. I should have used the line MeganFox taught me

[WOOHOO]

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