My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>

[Rage24]

The Wudang top brass quickly gathered and arrested everyone involved in the underground sex slave ring, freeing all the women. Zhang Sanfeng is very remorseful that he had been blind to this travesty occuring inside his own sect, and apologised to both Lion King and I for his oversight. As the six knights of Wudang were outstationed, Yu Lianzhou will have to escort them to the authorities.

The ladies all cried upon seeing me, the hero who saved them all. I keep telling them I already have enough women to handle, but they all started charging at me! Aiya bobian, what to do? I prepare to tahan the onslaught only to see them run past me...and straight into the arms of the Lion King!

"Eh wtf! I did most of the work to save all of you!" I start complaining.

Lion King smiled. "Hehe, si ginna, don't blame them. Uncle is just more handsome than you."

Lion King, with close to twenty women around him, made his way into my bedroom suite! The Wudang students and I complained to Zhang, but he replied that Lion King had been a true hero and helped put an end to this horrific event from his own oversight. He allowed the blind fuck to have fun for the night, at least it's consensual. I was told that there were no more rooms, and I have to sleep in the area they used to hold Lion King. That old cheebye Lion! The rest of the night, no one on Wudang mountain could sleep as the sounds of a lion's roar and women moaning echoed throughout.


Even with my insane love luck, Lion King had more sex than I ever did in one night!

I turn up for breakfast the next morning having barely slept, and saw Lion King already feasting. He notices me.

"Eh, ginna..."

"FUCK OFF." was my reply. This cheebye hogged all my glory, slept all the women and even took my bedroom! He chuckled and continued eating...I is really buay song this blind fuck. Zhang soon came to join us, and thanked us again.

"The two of you were heroic last night, and I am truly ashamed. I would be honored if I can bestow Wudang's honorary membership to the both of you as gratitude. It means you will be free to lodge here for as long as you want, whenever you want, and allowed to learn our kung fu."

Lion King spat out his food.

"Bah! What is Wudang compared to the great Ming Sect? Pass!"

This old cheebye sibei rude and put Zhang in a spot. But I am grateful for the offer.

"Master Zhang, I am thankful for your offer and would like to accept, gladly. Fuck this old fool."

Just then, Wudang students rushed in to announce an emergency.

"Grandmaster Zhang, bad news! A self proclaimed Princess Zhao Min has brought an army and barged in!"



The bitch came back! And looking for trouble!

We all rushed out to see the commotion, and indeed saw Zhao Min with her army. Even more surprising were the people alongside her...the fucking Xuanming Elders!

"Wudang Sect, I am here to run you to the ground today! You're nothing but a cover for a sex dungeon!" screamed Zhao Min, intent to payback the sect for her prior predicament.

"You idiot bitch! The folks beside you, the Xuanming Elders, they are the ones who sold you into slavery!" I yelled.

The Xuanming Elders put on a good act, pretending to be innocent.

"You cheebye kia, anyhow cannon! We are the princess' most loyal servants!"

They must have drugged Zhao Min or blindfolded her, that's why she's none the wiser on who really abducted her. But Zhao Min was so enraged at being called an idiot bitch that didn't stop to think and roared back at me.

"How dare you insult a princess! Zhang Sanfeng! You old pervert...kneel down and kowtow to me, then I'll bring you to court!"

The Wudang students protested at this level of disrespect shown to their grandmaster. I know I need to diffuse the situation by beating a confession out of the two elders.

"Ok, ok, look bitch...I mean, princess. I stepped out of line. Before you escalate things, as a Wudang honorary member, just allow me to go toe to toe with these two anuses and I promise you, the truth will be out. Sounds fair?" I proposed.

"Ha! If it was Zhang Sanfeng I'd be scared, but you? Just a bipedal cockroach for them to stomp on. I know you saved me, but if you want to court death I also cannot stop you!"

But the two of the started sweating, remembering how I dominated them in our last fight. Only for Princess Zhao to add a condition.

"Remember, you are representing Wudang, so you can only use Wudang kung fu."

"Huh? How can liddat? I joined less than five minutes nia!"

The elders laughed. Unable to use any of my kung fu, I'm gonna die!

"Si ginna, this time uncles will hoot you gaolat gaolat!"

I frantically turned to Zhang Sanfeng for help.

"Fuck la! Master Zhang! Teach me some basics can?"

"Against these two, teach you basic they also hantam you until you fly to Batam!"

"SIAO LIAO!"

"Ok ok, don't worry. I have a prototype kung fu never shown before, but today I will teach you. Aiyo, careful!"

Zhang dodged as he sees the elders charging towards us, leaving me to fend them off alone.

"Eh you old fuck!" I exclaimed at Zhang, and begin doing battle with the elders with totally random moves. In twenty seconds, I was rolling on the ground with blood on my lips. And I see Zhang Sanfeng moving in slow motion!

"Eh you liddat, limpeh already die before you finish your intro!" I screamed out to Zhang.

"Si ginna, watch closely. This is my proud invention, the accumulation of 100 years of martial arts knowledge and Taoist principles. This is Tai Chi."

[chenzong]

I laughed from the first post to this! It is so funny! Upped you for the great story!

[Rage24]

Originally Posted by chenzong

I laughed from the first post to this! It is so funny! Upped you for the great story!

Always damn happy to hear that the humor is good, tks bro

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I copied Zhang's movements to learn the Tai Chi Fist as he explained, while I continued to dodge the two elders' attacks.

"动静之机，阴阳之母。阴不离阳，阳不离阴。
阴阳相济，阶及神明。心静身正，意气运行。
开合虚实，内外和一。运柔成刚，刚柔并用。
太极阴阳，有柔有刚。刚柔并济，劲发自如!"

I couldn't understand ONE VERSE.

"Uncle, I english educated, can translate for me?"

"Look, when you do something wrong and kena scolding, what do you do to avoid punishment? You PUSH the blame to someone else! You PUSH here and you PUSH there, you do all the lanjiao TAIJI also get none of the blame. That's why this is called TAIJI!"

I begin recalling what I've seen from news coverage of the Singapore parliament back in my time, and finally figured out how to re-direct attacks.

"Master, I think I understand liao!"

I imagined myself as a MP and the two elders as complainants. As tall elder's fist arrived, I PUSHED his arm to redirect the blow to short elder. He really kena!

"Eh bro why you hit me!?" yelled short elder.

"Aiya, this kid disturb!" tall elder replied.

Short elder attacked me frantically, and again I redirected his blow to tall elder. It works!

"I tell you, MRT breakdown is not my fault! Go find the CEO!" I yelled.

"What's he talking about? Aiya, use Xuanming Palms!" they yelled in unison. As the palms arrived, I redirected then as they palmed each other.

"AAAAAGHHHGGGGGHHH!!!"

The two elders bore the full brunt of each other's power and suffered devastating internal damage. By the time they broke apart, they were no longer able to stand.

"You...bastard!" said tall elder as blood came out of his mouth.

I stepped forth and prepared to give him a good old fashioned whacking, but he begged for mercy.

"Ok ok! Me and my bro buay song the princess, so we drugged her food and sold her to be a sex slave! We figured if she was harmed in Wudang, we could incite war between the two factions!"

Zhao Min is shocked, incensed, and most importantly embarassed that she had been blind to the two elders' betrayal.

"YOU TWO OLD FUCKS! Men, arrest them, I will put them in prison to be sex slaves for other men!" she yelled in fury. The elders begged for mercy but were knocked out and carried away. I shudder to think who would wanna fuck these old bastards.

After dealing with them, Zhao makes her way towards me. Shit I think she wanna whack me! I prepare to block only to hear her say...

"You bloody gundu. Saved my life and exposed these two traitors. You better marry me!"

Everyone, including Zhang Sanfeng, peng san.

"Wha...what's wrong with you, woman!" I yelled.

"You think I want meh? As though you very handsome! Don't pretend you don't want...little pervert...still get what overnight package want unlimited shots me some more!"

She seemed completely unashamed at saying those words, and indeed, the sentiment of the crowd seem to be scrutinizing me as a chiongster! I decide to salvage some pride.

"NO. I won't marry you...knn do you know I already have four, five women to take care of? I have no time for another, especially a psycho like you!"

Zhao Min is stunned.



"How dare you...no one has ever said no to me my whole life! Princess offer herself to you still dare complain! That's it...I'm staying here until you marry me!"

"Siao kia, I'm afraid this is one move that Tai Chi cannot deflect!"

Zhao Min stationed her army at the foot of the mountain and started harassing me nonstop around Wudang. She kept cooking me meals, showering me with hand made gifts and even sneaking onto my bed at night!

"Siao zharbo what you doing!?" I exclaimed when I see her half naked hiding under the blanket.

"Stupid! Husband and wife of course share same bed. Don't waste time already, faster consummate!" she said excitedly as she continued to undress everything. I refused to look and darted out of the bedroom, choosing to bunk with Lion King instead. She's driving me crazy and I need to fuck off from here!

[jgosh80]

The use of singlish in this Cheena novel is sibei refreshing. Limpeh like. Upz you

[Kovovo]

Moar plsssss

[Rage24]

The next day, while hiding from Zhao Min, I overheard Lion King quarreling with Zhang Sanfeng as the latter had refused to return the Dragon Sabre, for fear that the blind fuck isn't savvy enough to guard it properly and it might fall into the wrong hands. Zhang knows the weapon will invite trouble and has no wish to hold onto it either, but doesn't know where else to send it to. The whole of China had been looking for it, plus the Heavenly Sword, as they contained a secret that can conquer the world. And I, having seen the tv shows, am probably the only person who knows it. I showed myself and made a proposal.

"Master Zhang, the Dragon Sabre should be used to aid war efforts against the Mongolians, but to use it to it's max potential, we need the Heavenly Sword as well!"

"Ah, Dehua. The way you speak...do you perhaps know something about the secret between these two weapons?" asked Zhang.

"I do, Master."

Zhang is shocked but Lion King is unimpressed.

"Cannon fairy! Jiao wei many many! Even all of us at Ming Sect dunno, you know?" he shouted.

"Don't believe then don't believe. Master, do you happen to know the whereabouts of the Heavenly Sword?" I asked.

Master Zhang leaned in and whispered.

"I do...it is well protected in Mount Hua 华山. It's only fitting that the best sword in all of China is being guarded by Huashan Sect 华山派, the birthplace of swordplay. They were clever to keep their lips sealed and not many people know about it. We must do the same!"

"YOU SAY WHAT I NEVER HEAR PROPERLY! YOU SAY KEEP QUIET ABOUT THE DRAGON SABRE?" yelled Lion King, loud enough to echo throughout the entire mountain.

"You kanina." said Zhang.

And so, I started prepping to leave for Mount Hua, both to win the war for China and to escape from the clutches of Zhao Min. I quietly picked a horse and left on my own, brought only a bit of food thinking I can reach there in a day or two. But by day four, I was hungry and lost in the wilderness. The bloody horse had grass to eat everywhere and was fit as fuck. I begin having ideas of killing it for food, but the horse seemed to have sensed it and sprinted off while I was taking a leak!

Now on my foot, things were worse than before. Simi lanjiao save China, I'm gonna mission fail and die before I even get to Mount Hua! Just then, I find a young lady in green carrying a basket emitting the fragrance of delicacies. Oh man it smells like heaven!



I was so hungry that I decided to snatch the food without even asking, as I made my approach. The lady could sense my footsteps, turned and drew her dagger pointing at my adam's apple!

"Hold it right there, bandit! How dare you try to commit crime in the light of day!"

"Miss, faster gimme, I buay tahan already!"

My words came out wrong in a dirty way, without even realizing it!

"You pervert rapist! Simi buay tahan? Let me teach you a lesson!" she screamed, as she started waving her weapon at me. In my weakened state I could barely dodge her dagger, but a hungry man is an angry man and I quickly used a de-powered Dragon Palm to knock the dagger off her hand, then tapped her back to knock her out. I quickly grabbed her bag and feasted on it's contents...holy shit, imperial treasure roast duck! As I ate like an animal, someone else whack me from behind and knocked me out.

I wake up with my hands chained behind my back, kneeling in a gigantic hall even more luscious and extravagant than Wudang, machiam City Harvest! Before me is a bearded man sitting on a chair, with who I presume is his wife on his left, and that green lady I robbed from on his right.

"Bandit rapist! How dare you come to Mount Hua making trouble! And off all people, tackle my daughter!" yelled the man.

"This is Mount Hua! Oh thank god! Bro, I have very important things to speak with the boss!" I replied.

"I AM the boss you nitwit. I am Yue Buqun 岳不群, the young lady you tried to rape is my daughter Yue Lingshan 岳灵珊!!!"

[madpig88]

Thanks for sharing this story TS, look forward to your next updates.

[Rage24]

I quickly defended myself.

"Wait wait, what rape? I was only hungry and going after her food! You saw me eating what, I where got touch her!?"

"Hmm, look at your face, one look can tell is rapist! I bet you were planning to eat full first before laying your hands on my daughter." responded the elder Yue.

"Ok, look. Whatever you think is not important. But you must know that I am from Wudang, here to retrieve the Heavenly Sword to help win the war against the Mongolians up north!"

"What Heavenly Sword? I know not what you're talking about. And even if I did have it, I'd never hand it over to a pervert rapist like you!"

"Just check my bag, there's a letter from Zhang Sanfeng proving my claims!"

Yue Buqun deliberated for a while before ordering his men to deliver my bag. Indeed, there's a letter from Zhang with his official Wudang coy seal. Yue is startled and has no wish to cause friction with the great Wudang Sect.

"Aiyo, why never tell me earlier? Men, release him!"

I am treated with great hospitality to the chagrin of Lingshan, who's still mad that I knocked her out. Yue treats me to some fine tea. I quickly get back to topic.

"Thank you for the hospitality, Mr Yue. About the sword..."

"Yes, the sword, young master Lau. Unfortunately it has been stolen from out ground some three months ago and we have been unable to track it down so far."

"That's terrible! Think of the destruction it can cause if it falls into the wrong hands!"

"I am truly ashamed. Even more so that it was stolen from my own bedroom! Listen young hero, I have to attend a swordsmanship seminar in Hefei tonight. You are welcome to stay and investigate. My wife Zhongze will be head of all matters here, if you need anything just let her know."



As he spoke, Mdm Yue and I made eye contact. She doesn't like me very much for attacking her daughter and all, but she can't defy her husband's orders.

"Let me know if you need anything." she said. Damn...anything? She's quite the milf! Shit what am I thinking!

Yue Buqun soon left and I begin my investigation, right in their bedroom, with Zhongze showing me around.

"So, Mdm Yue. Where did you hide the sword?"

"Right underneath the bed."

I approach the master bed, damn...this is where the two of them have sex! I bent down and could see that there's hooks attached to the bottom of the bed where they used to hold the sword. I start looking around for clues. As it was dark under the bed, I slide my hand in and reached around, before feeling a piece of garment. I pull it out...yikes, it's a pair of Mdm Yue's red lacy panties!

"Hey, how did that get there! Give it back!"

She steals it back quickly, her face reddened. I can't believe I got to touch her panties!

"I'm sorry Mdm Yue! I couldn't see underneath! I mean, the bed, not underneath you! Oh shit! I shut up!"

Both of us are embarassed and aroused. I started going around looking for other clues. As she kept her panties, I reached into a drawer and found a cylinder shaped thing with rounded edges.

"Mdm Yue, this object looks suspicious. Does it belong to Huashan?"

She looked absolutely horrified and snatched it back. As she rushed, she accidentally tripped and fell towards me. I tried to push her up but only succeeded in groping her breasts as she landed on me flat on the ground. She quickly got back up.

"Are you fine Mdm Yue?" I asked.

"I'm ok! And that thing...it's a...paperweight!"

Then it hit me...that thing is a DILDO! Mdm Yue has been lonely it seems. Both of us didn't know what to say and the situation is awkward as can be.

"I think I'll continue with my investigation tomorrow then, Mdm. Good night!"

"No wait! You...you should spend the night here...our guest room is a mess."

[Orange22]

Keep up the good work!

[bignehneh]

Continue bro!!!! Damn power. I think you can do the whole cat3

[Rage24]

Holy shit! What is she offering! What am I supposed to do!?

"Cannot lah Mdm Yue, your husband would kill me!"

"Hmm...that man hasn't touched me in years, you think he would care? Just stay. I also wanna watch over you in case you go disturb my daughter."

My heartbeat accelerates as I can't believe what's going to happen. I'm going to share a bed with Yue Buqun's wife! Could it incite war between Huashan and Wudang if word got out? Mdm Yue walked behind a partition and I could see her changing into her sleepwear, revealing her nice figure. She emerges from it just wearing red undergarments and showing a ton of skin. Her back and thighs were all exposed...sibei hot!

"Aren't you gonna undress as well? Don't tell me you shy in front of auntie."

I slowly disrobed until I was left with my inner most clothes. She insisted I sleep on the inside so I can't leave without her knowing. Then, she blew out the candles and joined me in bed.

"Goodnight, young man."

"Goodnight Mdm Yue."

Mdm Yue turned away from me and slept away. Hmm...I guess I won't be seeing any action tonight. It's for the best anyway I guess. I turned the other way and was dozing off, when I suddenly felt a hand rub against my body. Oh shit it's happening!

"Do you think I'm pretty, young master?" I hear her whisper into my ear.

"Of course you are Mdm Yue, Mr Yue is a lucky man."

"Sweet talker! But he doesn't know he's lucky. He wouldn't even let me give him a blowjob. I can't even remember the last time we did something sexual...he keeps saying he wants to preserve his inner chi. Women my age are the horniest. To not have sex is the same as a death sentence!"

She starts reaching into my pants and grabbed my cock, exclaiming.

"Hey, you're already hard! I guess you do want to take Mdm Yue tonight!"

"Cannot lah Mdm Yue, this is overboard-"

She turned me over and started kissing me passionately to stop me from talking.

"Oh God, I don't even remember the last time I kissed! Maybe 10 years!?"



This Yue Buqun really too much! Got such a hot wife never take care properly? Mdm Yue quickly sat upright and removed all her clothes, baring her nude body to me. My god, she's in her late 30s but her body can fight any 20 year old! She quickly ripped my clothes off and started roaming my body with her tongue while stroking my cock slowly.

"You cham already. Limbu will vent ten over years of sexual frustration on you!"

Oh no...I can feel she's different from any other woman I've had. She's so ferocious and hungry! If I don't make some effort to satisfy her, I might be in for a rough night. I started roaming her body with my hands and toyed with her nipples.

"Haha, you're going to have to do better than that to overpower me!" she roared, as she reached down and started sucking my cock. Her suction is unlike any other...it's so strong I feel like my cock is being sucked up! Her relentless toying with my balls drove me into a quick climax, as I exploded cum inside her mouth. And she drank every last drop!

I'm embarrassed...I've never cum so quick before, but her skills are out of this world!

"Clearly you are not my match. You better buck up...or I'm gonna make you cum ten times tonight!" she taunted, and without warning, sat onto my cock and started riding me!

"Don't think my riding skills will be bad because of my lack of sex...I practice with the dildo often! I even worked someone Huashan's kung fu into intercourse. You ready?"

"Huh? Please Mdm, go easy on me!"

"Too late! Vaginal Constriction Skill 阴道合阳功!"

I felt her vagina tighten around my cock like a rope, sucking the life out of it! Walau pain man! I decided to fight back by attempting my Dragon Palm technique with my cock.

"You asked for it! Dragon Swings It's Tail!"

My cock hardened like never before and started throbbing inside her vagina. Damn it worked! I could do a full Eighteen Dragon Palms with my cock...better call it Eighteen Dragon Cocks! Mdm Yue is stunned as our genitals engage in kung fu sexual battle.

"What powerful skills! I underestimated you young man! But you are still gonna cum for me! See how I tame your Dragon!"

She rode faster and faster, and I reciprocated by thrusting upwards. In the end we both orgasmed together, me cumming inside her and her squirting all over my hips. She rested her sweaty body on me.

"Haha, tired already? Thought you said wanna make me cum 10 times?" I challenged.

"Only taking a breather, after what I considered to be a warm up!"

She got back up, pulled my cock out, and sat down on it with her anus! We both yelled in pain.

"Aaaarrrggghhh!!!! So tight!" I groaned.

"You lucky man! You just claimed my anal virginity...not even that old fool got to taste it. FUCK! Didn't expect it would be so painful!" she vented.

"Let's just...move slowly..." I begged.

"Ha! Slow is for old women! I only know how to go fast!"

She totally huanlo me and rode with speed again. I got so angry that I used "Dragon Regrets" with my cock and trembled inside her anus, attacking her insides with waves upon waves of pleasure. But she doesn't let up! I used all my remaining 18 Dragons, only to see them tamed one by one. Who would've thought I would be defeated in sex by the heroic Ning Zhongze of Mount Hua. By sunrise, I had indeed cum 10 times, on her, in her, all over. She's exhausted as well as we hugged each other naked in sleep. We slept all the way until noon, and when I woke up, she was caressing my face.

"You were such a great performer, Dehua. I don't care, we will rematch every night." she demanded.

"HUH!? Cannot lah madam! I die cock stand!"

"You better do as I say or I'm gonna tell everyone."

[MiG27]

Wow...what a refreshing story on all the Jinyong female characters!

[Kovovo]

Everytime I see the name Dehua I laugh
Thank u for your story
Moar plsss

[Rage24]

Thanks for support

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"You guai guai be my boy toy for the meantime. Come, we do a quick one then you exit my room from the back."

Walau again! Madam Yue put her fingers in her mouth to moisten them, then caressed my balls to awaken my soldiers. I'm frustrated that she's toying with me, and decide I might as well enjoy it. We french passionately as I groped her tits and invaded her pussy with my cock once more. I quickly cum inside her after 10 minutes of thrusting, then grabbed my clothes and sprinted out of there...before she wants more!

I went to look for food as I'm totally famished from all the vigorous exercises. I could smell fragrance from the dining hall...just nice they were serving lunch. As I stepped in, someone tapped my shoulder.

"You! Where were you all morning? You weren't in your room!"

It's Lingshan. Fuck better be careful not to get her suspicious.

"Aiya...I had a long day, kena attacked by your dad summore, got headache so I sleep longer lor!"

"I got my eye on you Andy Lau! Don't think you can anyhow when you're on my turf! My dad may not be around, but my boyfriend will take care of you on his behalf if you anyhow!"

"Boyfriend? Who lai de?"

"The brightest student on Mount Hua, Lin Pingzhi, my Xiao Linzi!"

"Ohhh that guy. Just a B class fighter."

Lingshan stomped on my foot in anger and I groaned in pain.

"You then B class! CDEFG class!"

How come like all the women in ancient times so barbaric one? Just then, Madam Yue approached.

"Mom! Why were you up so late?" asked Lingshan.

"Oh, I errr...got headache, so I slept longer."

JIALET! Why she use same excuse as me? Lingshan seemed to start getting suspicious, but luckily she's not bright enough to figure out. We sat at the dining table and Madam Yue subtly ensured I sat right beside her. As we ate, she kept molesting my groin underneath...I can't believe her sexual hunger hadn't subsided one bit. Just then, someone charged in with an emergency.

"MADAM! MISS YUE! BAD NEWS! Master Lin is gravely injured, dunno kena whacked by who!"

We all rushed out to see that pretty boy Lin Pingzhi like kena lorry langa, damn jialet. He has wounds all over. Must have lost badly in a fight...I knew he's a B fighter. Lingshan quickly dashed forward.

"Xiao Linzi! Are you ok?" she asked frantically.

"I'm ok, don't worry. You see my face like kena lorry langa...WHAT DO YOU THINK!?"

"Sorry sorry! You poor thing! Quick, let's get inside and apply some medicine on you!"

"Ignore me! I don't need your help! Just let me die!"

"Please don't say this, Xiao Linzi..." Lingshan started sobbing. Madam Yue see liao also heart pain, but seeing how badly beaten Lin is, never fire back.

"You stupid girl. I only pretended to like you so I can learn advanced Huashan swordplay to seek revenge. In the end even after learning I still kena hoot 9696! What's the use of you now!?" Lin yelled in agitation, then fainted. The men quickly dragged him in.

Waaa this guy really too much! Hmm, I remember he ends up badly in the book and becomes ah gua, just huanlo him and let heaven take charge. Lingshan ran into the house, packed a small bag and rushed out. Madam Yue is concerned.

"Where are you going daughter!?"

"I'm going to Remorseful Cliff and pick some herbs for Xiao Linzi!" she yelled, and ran off.

"Oh no, that place is dangerous! Quickly go after her!" Mdm Yue ordered me, but not forgetting to pinch my buttocks.

I quickly caught up with Lingshan but stayed several meters away, I know she must be emotionally unstable and wants some space. Remorseful Cliff is a thirty minute hike. Once there, she starts cutting some plants and putting them in her bag. I just eye power all the way. After an hour of harvesting, I buay tahan and finally had to say something.



"Little miss, that should be enough right? He treats you like crap you still so nice to him for what?"

"You bodoh! Dunno don't anyhow talk! He was just talking out of spite...you don't know how close we are."

You also dunno how close I am with your mom! How I wish I could say that. Suddenly, she let out a yell.

"What's wrong? Lingshan!"

I ran up to her and realized a snake had crawled up her leg and bit on her butt! I quickly grabbed a stick and knocked the snake off. She's starting to sweat.

"Lingshan! Look at me! How are you feeling?"

She couldn't answer and her lips had quickly gone white, her face pale like a sheet of paper. The venom kicked in scarily quick, I don't have time to rush down and get help. I piggy backed her and ran into a cave around the cliff, then put her down.

Shit...the snake bit her on her ass, I have to treat the wound! Aiya, just whack, she's gonna die anyway why would she care. I undo her pants and pulled it down, then another piece, and finally her panties to reveal her smooth butt cheeks. Thanks to the layers of clothing, the wound isn't deep at all and did nothing to smudge her smooth, beautiful ass. But the venom still got in. Remembering what I saw on TV shows, I started sucking on her ass to extract the poison, then spat out. I continued doing it for about half an hour until I saw that her face was regaining it's color. I grabbed the herbs she collected and just anyhow hantam on her buttcheek, before collapsing in exhaustion.

[cutecuteboy]

Dehua.. please quickly update

Don’t keep us in suspense