Bangkok's Shower Houses

[poolhot.]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

Free somemore hor? kekekekekeke

BTW, did you know the gril he was refering to who wants a licking is 52 yesr old?

Wahaahahaaa.... if her pussy is nice.. cover the top and shoot the base... lol

[tanmikel]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

Free somemore hor? kekekekekeke

BTW, did you know the gril he was refering to who wants a licking is 52 yesr old?

or if its human ?

[poolhot.]

Originally Posted by thaivisitor

waaa, you're really the epitome of the DOM leh.. kekekekekeke

I more like the white ghost or black ghost wiz tongue long long one... haha

[bapple]

Can try Eden Club. Take out 1 or more girls. If book 2 girls, they will do a lesbian on each other. If your friend wants to get involved, 1 girl should be sufficient.

The Eden girls are pros. They can also bring toys, costumes, dildos, etc.

Originally Posted by tanmikel

apologies if this is a stupid question but are there any establishments / services for women ?

[GiddlyGook]

Originally Posted by tanmikel

apologies if this is a stupid question but are there any establishments / services for women ?

I've heard that "Shadow Club" on Ratchada (it's a couple of doors after Spago/Mei Hwa) is such a place e.g. a "bar host". Of course, I have not verified this for a lack of interest but you could go in and ask since you are more motivated. Good luck.

[Sinoview]

Originally Posted by tanmikel

apologies if this is a stupid question but are there any establishments / services for women ?

There are many Ladies Clubs in BKK cater to serves Ladies by their Males PR...if that's what u wanted...

I believe they'll do more than just sit and drinks..

In Siam Beverly Hotel there's one such club and i know of another near Impala Hotel Sukumvit Soi 24.

It's the info for you ??? Hee...heee...

[ciakpachineng]

Originally Posted by bapple

Can try Eden Club. Take out 1 or more girls. If book 2 girls, they will do a lesbian on each other. If your friend wants to get involved, 1 girl should be sufficient.

I doubt Eden allows U to take 1 gal only.... minimum 2 gals on the menu the last time I was there

[ciakpachineng]

Originally Posted by GiddlyGook

I've heard that "Shadow Club" on Ratchada (it's a couple of doors after Spago/Mei Hwa) is such a place e.g. a "bar host". Of course, I have not verified this for a lack of interest but you could go in and ask since you are more motivated. Good luck.

spot on.... that is a "gig" (gigolo) bar...
Stumbled upon it while I was very free checking out trad mass along ratchada. Saw all these young boys lying on the lounge. One boy was topless with no gals ard at all....

[Sinoview]

Originally Posted by ciakpachineng

spot on.... that is a "gig" (gigolo) bar...
Stumbled upon it while I was very free checking out trad mass along ratchada. Saw all these young boys lying on the lounge. One boy was topless with no gals ard at all....

Hee...heee... I understand these young boys not only serve ladies clients but Males too... It's a two way traffic thing...

I have known of one macho German business associate of ours who visit Bangkok and Phuket many times a year....to these boys' bar. Our suspicious were aroused when he alway came out with some excuses and gone off after dinner. He also never wanted to stay in the same hotel as us... Then one day, we saw him with "messing" with some young boys.... Then confessed to us his liking.....

[newbieboy]

Hi Bros, just came back from BKK. Only chiong 2 nights so no point starting new thread. Since both times were at MPs, seems like an appropriate place to refresh here.

Don't know if I being taken for vegetable head, but I went to Poseidon as per Bro thaivisitor's advice, the counter girl on first floor tell me 3rd floor and above all rooms (what about the Model Cat ones??), then fishtank prices quote me 2, 2.2, 2.5. No time to slowly pick and choose cos 11 plus already, so picked this girl on far right (2.5k) the only one not in red dress *brrrr* No.8 name is either Kei or Kea or something. Quite pretty schoolgirl look, from E-Sarn (don't know how to spell). Ordered drinks sit down talk cock wait for drinks to come, after that led me to the bathtub. Knn man the shower was shiok, but when I stepped out of it shivering like crazy and my teeth were clattering so much it was embbarassing. Some more never sleep well past few nights was out the night before at State Tower (fucking nice view of BKK and Chao Prayah, felt like King Kong on Empire State Building; dinner was around s$200 per pax so quite ex la) then everyday at BKK only a few hours of sleep cos of shopping and stuff. Lie down french a little, catbath and BBBJ. I read somewhere Thai girls don't like to suck so wasn't expecting much. She was fair-skinned, nice pouty lips and boobs weren't huge or anything but they were REAL. Got the natural flop, for the discerning bros Pretty, with long hair, but KNN right from the start she already say sure pain one (the same ol' too big excuse). How does one effectively deflect such comments? When they say it you can almost expect half-fuck job already.

Anyway, quite tight, warm, plus frenching. Woman on top she gave up halfway complain pain, so after a while just shot my load. Very fast I think less than 10 mins but not her fault cos I was tired and stuff. Overall, thought she was ok, might RTF next time. She gives GF feeling, always smile, never complain (not much la..) Anyway time not up so we lie down and she sing Thai MTVs on TV (no cable at Poseidon...) to me, very sweet voice, nestling her head into the hollow of my shoulders. We just lie there for awhile like lovers, then she gave me a HJ after I got aroused by her roaming. Not sure of how many shots MPs supposed to be so I didn't press on. Anyway forgot to metion, right after the FJ she went to shoot water up her pussy using the showerhead, and ask me to lick her nipple. Think I came too fast la.. damn sad. But at least she managed to come. She explain to me very long FJ never come already, must rely on showerhead. Tipped her 300 baht she wasn't happy or unhappy just mechanical clasping of hands head bowed down and I didn't know market rate for tips needed money to get back too (didn't bring too much in case kena mugged), and on my 2nd chiong trip I really regret not giving her 500B.

The next night I was at hotel entrance waiting for a cab to bring me back to Poseidon (Bro thaivisitor said just stick to Poseidon won't go wrong now I know why.. Read on..) , but the doorman recommended this freelance taxi driver wearing a tight white tee with a tatoo peeking out of his sleeve. Skinny fella, balding with ponytail. I didn't want to, but because I knew the doorman, he's quite friendly and helpful so I trust him once. Followed that guy onto this car (with meter), told him I wanted to go Poseidon, but he insisted want to bring me somewhere else. It was 11.30p.m. by then and I knew Poseidon last call 12 midnight (confirmed by Kei) and the first night it took 20 mins just to get there, so I calculated risks, better not waste time, so trusted him this once. Brought me to this Poseidon-sized place he called Prasad or something, maybe even bigger than Poseidon. Went underground, gave him 50 B even though meter only said 24, ask him no need to wait. Went in, KNN the girls only 60% power compared to Poseidon, somemore, the guy quoted me 2.5k and 3k cat, BUT all look like FUCK, with black faces to match. Couldn't take it so I walked out, only to see the tattoo taxi driver still there. I told him no good, and since there weren't any cabs nearer than him, I got on and told him bring me to Poseidon. But he insisted it was about to close already (11.48p.m. then) and suggested somewhere else. Don't know what to do so trusted him again. Told him Prasad too high rpice so that standard of girls. He brought me to this MP called Embassy. Told me to pay him only if I decided to stay.

I went in, loud R&B music. girls outside only got about 20, and all look worse than Poseidon 2k Cat. By then I was tired of running around already, and this female chinese Mafu who looked like a butch in ponytail served me, and kept pushing girls to me. I was willing to settle for someone not that high on looks but up for a good FJ. Told her to find me someone bigger-sized (usually bigger pussy, from experience) or a girl who genuinely liked to fuck. She say no tall ones, kept saying what bao ni man yi a lot of times. Tired from fighting this scheming world, so I went out, paid the cabbie hundred told him to change me 50 (cos I was pissed and don't think he deserved more cos meter only read 26). He also black-faced but I don't care, my last night in BKK anyway. He said Thank you see you tomorrow and in my heart I was going, "yeah right. whatever."

Went back in, the girl she picked for me looked pleasant, a little plump and led me through this dummy ladies toilet into another reception counter at the back of the building, intimidating man. Someone could get killed there and no one would know. She made me pay 2500B plus another 100B for "Mafu Fei" which I thought was crap. But don't dare to kick up fuss that plus looked like sleazy mafia. KNN end up the room was 1/3 size of Poseidon, cheap mattress bed and a pillow that was so flat it almost looked like one with the mattress! Sian man this time smarter never order drinks cos 1st night at Poseidon one funny-tasting OJ for me and a carrot juice for Kei bill was 160B Gave 200 said no need change cos seriously, who will ask for 40 B change? Anyway, that screwed up my tipping plans and even the 300B I tipped her I had to change my last 1000B with her on pretext of catching a cab sacred they no money to change.

So this time I said no drink, ask her if she wants, she ordered then the woman came in with it said 60B gave her 100 ask her to fuck off (politely, with a smile) So anyway, they had this air-inflated floatbed which she put down and ask me to lay there. Very awkward, cos the grooves meant that my didi couldn't go inside one of them without my arms feeling awkward. I think she gave me what you guys call a Full Body Massage right? Naked, with soap and stuff. Anyway, it made my didi hurt cos I think the soap went in or something but I didn't want to say cos malu. Didn't feel anythign from the massage, muscles still tense and tight cos been running around everyday, no rest. Completed it in the bathtub, then went onto the bed. Sorry, mattress. I meant MATTRESS. KNN that mattress machiam thinner than groundsheet can! Fucking hell at that point in time I knew it was going to be fucked up already. Already I paid 2600B before going into room only to get this shit! Somemore the girl tits were damn small. Can you imagine 32A tits on a fleshy girl, this kind of standard ONS in singapore clubs I also will reconsider la KNN ddamn frustrating! FJ that time so quiet also, dead fish! The wooden frame beneath the mattress also creak louder than our actions man. Knn somemore the room painted all white, with dimmed lighting a naked dead fish made me feel like I was in a MORGUE! Expectedly I went soft and after awhile of HJ her face turned black and I didn't want to finish via HJ when I'm only so young (19) so I psycho myself tell myself this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club this is an ONS I picked from a club until I finally came. damn fucked up, so by theory or relativity I only tipped her 200B but not only was she ungrateful she still give me exasperated look like young boy no $$$ and insisted on 500B minimum, I stood my ground even though I had 3k more in my wallet, and at that point in time all I wanted to do was to rush down to Poseidon and tip Kei another 500B! Damn sian some more this woman insisted on HP number (The night before Kei asked nicely for my number but I didn't give, ask me to bring her OT somemore but I couldn't even though I didn't mind), which I refused to give. No way I was going to give it to her. Tried to leave hurriedly spent less than an hour inside only didn't want to stay on and all I wanted to do was leave the building but she kept insisting on escorting me downstairs. Think must be like that because if never walk down with customer measn customer unhappy or something right? Went past the Ladies door again, saw some chinamen bring some really fugly (fucking ugly) girls up, (small boobs bad skin), then gave them a silent prayer before slipping out of this fucked-up Embassy silently. Took a short walk down what I recall as Phetchaburi Rd (might be wrong, was reading the roadsign it said P-something but mind not yet cleared by then still angry for being duped), had some beef noodles soup along the street for 10B or 20B and sitting there and then, I couldn't understand why she was complaining over a 200B tip for fucked up service. I missed Kei, and my heart felt so bad to have only tipped her 300B.

Yup, that's what happened 2 nights I went chionging in BKK. Avoid Embassy like the plague, that's one Embassy they should bomb! Bros can up my points if you like my FR. Happy CNY!

[bapple]

I usually take out. Have taken out 1 gal only. The 2 gal rule only applies if you want to play onsite.

Have taken 2 girls, but the bed at Grand President Suite Hotel is too small. Nana Hotel may be old but so far biggest bed I've seen in BKK.

Originally Posted by ciakpachineng

I doubt Eden allows U to take 1 gal only.... minimum 2 gals on the menu the last time I was there

[norice]

Newbieboy,

That was an excellent report! Your report reminded of my last trip to Cupidy Massage, since I was in a hurry, mamasan named Mingming selected a sideliner for 2, 300B. She had a cute face and was wearing a nice long black dress. In the room, when she took of her dress, she had size A- breast and chunky body. To make it worse, her services was mediocre. I tipped her 400B, she kept begging I want 500B. No way Jose, I only gave her 400B, I should have given her less!

If you want the best body massage in Bangkok, go to Nataree Massage. In my opinion, they might not have the prettiest girls but their services are one of a kind! Or, go to Cafe Biwa!

[ciakpachineng]

Originally Posted by bapple

I usually take out. Have taken out 1 gal only. The 2 gal rule only applies if you want to play onsite.

Have taken 2 girls, but the bed at Grand President Suite Hotel is too small. Nana Hotel may be old but so far biggest bed I've seen in BKK.

OIC.... have not taken Eden gals as do not find them up to standard in looks though their service in bed is superb
hmmm...now if I take 2 Eden gals back to my hotel and they charge 500b for extra guest, I s'pose I would have to pay 1000b?

[ciakpachineng]

Originally Posted by newbieboy

Don't know if I being taken for vegetable head, but I went to Poseidon as per Bro thaivisitor's advice, the counter girl on first floor tell me 3rd floor and above all rooms (what about the Model Cat ones??), then fishtank prices quote me 2, 2.2, 2.5.

3rd flr is where the Model are....U have to take the lift which is on th right as U go in. Lift is operated by a plump short lady(with uniform &hat). If U use the stairs, U will only get to 2nd flr normal cat

Originally Posted by newbieboy

Brought me to this Poseidon-sized place he called Prasad or something, maybe even bigger than Poseidon. Went underground, gave him 50 B even though meter only said 24, ask him no need to wait. Went in, KNN the girls only 60% power compared to Poseidon, somemore, the guy quoted me 2.5k and 3k cat, BUT all look like FUCK, with black faces to match. Couldn't take it so I walked out, only to see the tattoo taxi driver still there. I told him no good, and since there weren't any cabs nearer than him, I got on and told him bring me to Poseidon. But he insisted it was about to close already (11.48p.m. then) and suggested somewhere else. Don't know what to do so trusted him again. Told him Prasad too high rpice so that standard of girls. He brought me to this MP called Embassy. Told me to pay him only if I decided to stay.

meter said only 24? cannot be 'cos metered taxis start at 35. It must be a fake, manipulated taxi meter.
also Plaza(Cupidy) and Embassy are popular places recommended by taxidrivers as they get big fat commissions so avoid ....
other places to avoid:
Mona Lisa (before Siam Hotel)
Angara
Chao Phraya

[charles11]

hi bro,
can anyone tell me how to get to Nataree Massage?? have try asking taxi driver but due to limited thai, driver always say don't know??

pls helps! thanks!
charles