Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[potatocernmit]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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Husband is a USA senator, he called home to tell his wife to remove everything that are made in China because he & his boss are coming now for dinner at their house...

When they arrived, found the house has no doors and is completely empty with no furniture.
His wife stood there naked with no clothes on and her *breasts collapsed* as plastic surgery Silicone was also *made in China*
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Hahaa good 1

[bigbirdbird]

[bigbirdbird]

[TrentArnold]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Nice share bro!

[garion]

good one................rotfl................

[serieA]

Really love all the many jokes shared in this thread.

Thanks to all.

[Rabbit2023]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Haha - really embarrasing. Thanks.

[batho]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Nice share bro haha.

[Sextificing]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Haha lucky Ronald. Thanks.

[eoisun]

Originally Posted by StrongBrew

I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order. "Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat-free." "Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!"

Nice joke bro. Please share more

[Hurricane88]

President Donald Trump and Theresa May are shown a time machine which can see 50 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.*

*President Trump goes first: "What will the USA be like in 50 years Time?"*

*The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out: "The country is in good hands under the new president,  Jose Fernandez Alcalde De Los Salias, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy.* *Vice President Jin Tao has declared Chinese language mandatory in all US schools.  There are no worries."*

*Theresa May thinks, "It's not bad, this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so she asks: "What will England be like in 50 years time?" The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout. But she just stares at it.*

*"Come on, Theresa," says Trump, "Tell us what it says."*

*"I can't! It is all in Urdu" ...*


Another puc laughter

[Hurricane88]

This is one of the best suspense jokes till date
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A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!"
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[Whatford]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Hahahaa nice share bro

[Nomaninohani]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

This is one of the best suspense jokes till date
😜

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!"
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This is funny LMAO
Thanks bro!!

[dyelook]

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