Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[etsys]

Simple contribution

[BJstreet]

Good morning

[Hurricane88]

[mugxia]

Originally Posted by etsys

Simple contribution

If that is a golden tap, then the car belongs to TT Durai. But no idea what is the brand or type of car

[etsys]

Originally Posted by mugxia

If that is a golden tap, then the car belongs to TT Durai. But no idea what is the brand or type of car

Alamak. You had to remind the kidney king 😂😂

[Buibuicat]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Woman: I strongly believe my husband has been cheating on me.... I suspect one particular woman but not sure! .... What to do?

Counselor:
Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his wi-fi connects automatically..

😄😄😂😂😂
Can't beat this one 😝😝

Technology can be dangerous.....

Love this ..... Thanxs for the many jokes

Need to test this with my FB .... some hotels I took her to seems to auto connect to her Hp not mine ..... fishy 😱😱😱

[dyelook]

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[ah rat]

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[SBMEDSUP]

Thqns6 for nice jokes.

[Hurricane88]

☝️Indonesian wood carver won world champion with the work titled : big brother is asleep while small brother is awake

[Hurricane88]

Subject: BLONDE HANDY WOMAN [Scanned]

 Hi, this is an “oldie”
 
               A blonde in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra  money for the summer, decided to
               hire herself as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. 
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if  he had 
any odd jobs for her to do. 
  
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said.  "How much 
will you charge me?" 
  
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" 
  
The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes and everything  she would 
need were in the garage. 
  
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does  she 
realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" 
  
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. 
  
  
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 
dumb blonde jokes." 
  
  
A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.. 
  
"You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. 
  
  
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave  it two 
coats." 
  
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it  to her 
along with a $10 tip. 
  
  
"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch,  it's an 
Audi."

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

I have no complaints, cheers!

[SBMEDSUP]

Thank you for posting.

[BrownBlackBird]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Subject: BLONDE HANDY WOMAN [Scanned]

 Hi, this is an “oldie”
 
               A blonde in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra  money for the summer, decided to
               hire herself as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. 
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if  he had 
any odd jobs for her to do. 
  
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said.  "How much 
will you charge me?" 
  
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" 
  
The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes and everything  she would 
need were in the garage. 
  
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does  she 
realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" 
  
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. 
  
  
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 
dumb blonde jokes." 
  
  
A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.. 
  
"You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. 
  
  
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave  it two 
coats." 
  
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it  to her 
along with a $10 tip. 
  
  
"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch,  it's an 
Audi."

Oldie but goldie!

[BJstreet]

Good morning