Chitchat Regime lackeys mull Patrick Tan got 12 years exemption but maybe not for Sch

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PEASANTPORE – With a historic Olympic gold medal around his neck, a new Olympic record time of 50.39s to his name, and Uncle Sam's vassal behind him only after he won, Jane Austen rebels are planning to pose a difficult Joseph Schooling Problem for Mindef.

Even a few SPGs know the next few full moon for rich peasant Schooling will prove crucial in his continuing development as he looks to make a splash in the pool again at the Nihon Sex Olympics in 2020.

Sabo kings are crowing that his long-term National Serfship deferment, which was granted in 2013, set to come to an end after the Rio Games.

Of course, Phony Tan won't want peasants to moan why Patrick Tan managed to evade national serfship for more than 12 years with nothing to show for.


The donkeys in Ministry of Defence (Mindef) knows Schooling can simply migrate overseas with many Ang Moh cuntries willing to sponsor him to fly their flag.

Suddenly many baboons have re-emerged from the shadows to play 'Godfather'. Peasantpore Sex Association (SSA), sex-general Oon Ah Teik is the first scum to act important.

“If Patrick Tan can get sweetheart deferment and has nothing to show, then why not the Oh-lam-pig winner?"

"If he wants to avoid NS, he can simply join Uncle Sam."

“Farking hell, Patrick Tan should cum out and say something to sarpok Schooling."

In the aftermath of Schooling’s victory, bold Jane Austen rebels took to social media to express their hope that Mindef's baboons should recognize that national serfship has no meaning for the rich and famous.

Facebook user Brian Angwin posted: “KNNCCB, got Patrick Tan got 12 years deferment, gold medal not enough har?

“Got people say Schooling wants to be loyal but Mindef wants his arse, now big problem liao, he win gold medal with his own family money, made Patrick Tan look like dumb dumb, then how Mindef going to get out of this hole?'

“Maybe Patrick Tan ought to cum out and sarpok a bit huh?”

Peasant James Rodrigu Ez posted on TODAY’s Facebook page: “Farking hell, just declare Schooling as a Overseas Military Swimming Pool Scientist lah"

“Keep in mind, if he can easily join Uncle Sam hor. No need to kowtow to Ruler Loong since pay own money to train overseas ok."

Peasant marathoner Soh Ah Yong also pleaded for Schooling’s deferment on his Facebook page. “Patrick Tan got 12, 4 more years deferment for Joseph Schooling? Peanuts lah?” he wrote.

Meanwhile, stupid peasants think Ruler Loong will consider their appeal for the Imperial Court to allow Schooling to defer NS again.

Joey Foo Choon Fong wrote: "Patrick Tan already got precedent liao. Why don't we make him Military Butterfly Scientist? His Gold medal has already far exceeded whatever Patrick Tan did in 12 years."

Agreed Peasant Edwin Ah Lim in his plea: "Dear Ruler Loong, we really scared some SAF donkey will toss a smoke grenade at Schooling or dunk his head in a Hendon Camp pail. Say good bye to the Nihon Sex Games. Exempt him lah, use Patrick Tan as precedent"

Similar requests were also seen on the Facebook page of Gestapo Minion 山木庚.

Peasant Lam posted:

“We must let Schooling go to the Nihon Games with any fear someone will toss cheap smoke grenades at him or dunk his head in a Hendon Camp pail.”

Peasant Sky Tan added: “Patrick Tan never win any gold medal or big discovery, he got 12 years exemption? Why not Joseph

What kind of regime is this?"


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