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09-08-2024, 05:34 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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You're welcome. Laughter is the best medicine.
Most important, don't laugh until your teeth drop
09-08-2024, 10:42 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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So funny more please
09-08-2024, 10:49 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Gd sic! More pls!
Thanks brother lol Tmr i share again
11-08-2024, 09:28 AM
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Thanks brother lol Tmr i share again
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11-08-2024, 11:12 AM
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12-08-2024, 10:01 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed the wife to her husband. "I'm really disappointed."
"You can hardly blame me," he answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you."
"Well that's your fault," she replied. "You never told me you were willing to pay for it"
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12-08-2024, 10:41 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed the wife to her husband. "I'm really disappointed."
"You can hardly blame me," he answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you."
"Well that's your fault," she replied. "You never told me you were willing to pay for it"
Thanks for sharing nice jokes.
12-08-2024, 10:42 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Thanks to all who shared jokes.
12-08-2024, 12:00 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed the wife to her husband. "I'm really disappointed."
"You can hardly blame me," he answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you."
"Well that's your fault," she replied. "You never told me you were willing to pay for it"
Wife need to pay for sex
12-08-2024, 05:41 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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ah rat
Wife need to pay for sex
yes, according to theory...
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17-08-2024, 07:10 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Wife Is Being Unfaithful
How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?
You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.
17-08-2024, 10:45 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Wife Is Being Unfaithful
How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?
You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.
Nice share bro
18-08-2024, 06:07 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Wife Is Being Unfaithful
How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?
You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.
Thanks for sharing nice joke.
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18-08-2024, 06:12 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Wife Is Being Unfaithful
How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?
You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.
Or the same postman
19-08-2024, 03:51 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
“Hind Lick Maneuver”
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallaw?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly strolls back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'
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