My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>

[TanJoanne]

Nice story, support for more updates too!

[lobangkingz]

really like this story, do share more!

[myluckyguy]

TGIF hope TS will return soon

[GanKeeChiu]

Very good writing by TS. Please update soon

[JJMagic]

love this story! sure hoping there will be much more.

[Rage24]

Story continues~

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As we retreated into our bedroom after the party, Dongfang and Yingying, in their drunken stupor, were eager to have sex again to cap off an eventful day. I was more than happy to oblige and we stripped each other naked and got to work. Despite having only one cock, I used my mouth and hands to keep them stimulated as we pleasured one another. If Yingying is sucking my cock, I would suck on Dongfang's nehneh and finger them both. If I was anal fucking Dongfang, I would finger Yingying's asshole while the two of them had a passionate lesbian tongue kiss. I went two rounds with each of their mouths, pussies and asses, meaning I came 12 times in total! The threesome lasted for four hours and we all passed out, naked and hugging each other, drenched in sweat, cum and pussy juice.




In the middle of the night, I was awaken by a sound, but decided to pay it no mind as I thought it was just a bird. I realized Yingying is awake as well.

"My dear wife, why kun buay ki?" I asked. Yingying, having surrendered her body to me completely and is now filled with my semen, is now far more compliant and responsive.

"I dunno how this co-management is going to work. I can't believe none of the sect members wanted me to be their leader. Am I really that awful?" she asked. I'm surprised...the always very haolian Yingying also can be insecure!

"Of course not! You're pretty and smart. When you get compared to your father, you're always gonna look less good, that's all."

Yingying smiled upon hearing my words, and leaned in to kiss me on the lips.

"I never marry wrong guy. You better fuck me more than you fuck her in future, ok?" she demanded.

"If you good girl, I confirm fuck you everyday." I replied with a smile, as we snuggled. Little did I know that what happened next would change everything forever.

A loud BOOM was heard and instantly shook the three of us up. The doors were blown open! The sound I heard wasn't that of a bird, it was an explosive being thrown in! With the doors open, several more explosives were tossed in! Naked and worn out from our lovemaking, and still drunk, we were defenseless and got blown out the windows. Dongfang and Yingying were knocked unconscious, but I could still stand, and saw for myself the culprit behind this invasion as he slowly walks up to me. Damn it, it's that useless bugger Lin Pingzhi!

"You fuckface...I've been looking for you! What are you trying to do?" I roared. "Go somewhere else and cut your lanjiao, bomb simi bomb?"

He replies with a similar tone of anger. "You then fuckface...you fuckface! I am not cutting my dick off. I've decided to join the Mongolians and help them invade China! You stole my girlfriend Lingshan, I'm gonna steal both of your girls as revenge! Men, take the girls! I'm gonna enjoy them slowly! Mwahaha!"

"You gotta get through me first! DRAGON REGRETS!"

I used one of my signature Dragon Palms on that cheebye kia. But alas, as my hand was still hurt, it was hugely depowered. Coupled with the fact that I just had a threesome and still hungover, my power was greatly diminished. To my shock, Lin Pingzhi didn't even have to dodge, he took the hit head on...boh lasa!

"What? How can that be! No matter how weak I've gotten, that kind of hit should kena you jialet jialet!" I exclaimed.

"Thank the latest Mongolian kevlar armour! You hit me 100 times also no use! But look at you though...naked! Now watch my Dragon Elephant Power 龙象般若功!"

What the fuck! He knows that skill, from the Golden Wheel 金轮法王? DIE LIAO! I jitao kena on my chest and flew twenty meters, then coughed up blood. I watched helplessly as my new wives were taken away from me, and finally fainted.

When I woke up, I was alone lying in an old temple. I wanted to shout, but my chest hurts so bad I could only make a meek sound. I had no choice but to wait for whoever it was put me there to come back. After half an hour, someone finally came. To my surprise...it's...THE OLD MAN! The one I met when I first got here, the man who taught me "Dragon Masturbates"!

[Rage24]

"Ah pek...you...what the hell are you doing here...what's going on..." I said, barely able to spit the words out.

"Disaster, disaster! Nothing had gone as I've planned."

"What do you mean by that? Faster tell me!"

"Kid...China has fallen. The Mongolians broke through Xiangyang and launched simultaneous attacks on the main cities and martial art schools. Shaolin, Wudang, Quanzhen, Ancient Tomb, Huashan had all been conquered. Even the faraway Peach Blossom island and the Persian Ming Sect were overthrown. This is the most vicious and ambitious invasion in our history."

"Wha...no...even Peach Blossom!? Rong'er! Xiao Zhao! Xiaolongnu and Mo Chou! They all kena!?"

"They all kena."

"I need to go save them now!"

"You this pattern, speak a bit loud also pain, how to save them?"

"I need to do something what! Abo just lay here while my wives kena gangrape by those bloody Mongols!?"

"I won't lie to you kid...you were meant to stop them. Our meeting wasn't coincidental. I was told of a prophecy that the key to saving China was a young man I would meet at the restaurant that day. A man who looks especially buay kan, a face you feel like punching liddat. That man is YOU. And it told me specifically to teach you nothing more than the two moves, the Dragon Masturbates and the Lingbo Steps. It was prophesied that you would marry women belonging to the most powerful organisations in China, thus uniting us all and fend off the Mongols. Yet...we've lost. I don't know why things have panned out this way."

I completely blur already. What the fuck he talking!?

"What prophecy? Where did you hear it from?"

"From my late three masters. Xiao Feng, who taught me the Eighteen Dragon Palms. Xu Zhu, who taught me the Xiaoyao sect skills, and Duan Yu, who taught me the Lingbo Steps and Six Pulse Sword 六脉神剑."

Kanina, I didn't know this ah pek background so power!

"You so power, you go rescue them now!"

"You chui gong Lampard song, I one old man fight whole Mongolian army? It's too late, we've lost. Millions have already perished, we have no defences left to speak of. I was hoping you would have an answer."

I jitao depressed. How did things get to this point!? What am I supposed to do now?

Wait.

"Ah pek, you just now say what?"

"I said I hoped you had an answer."

"Rewind some more!"

"Millions have perished."

"Rewind some more!"

"Chui gong Lampard song."

"Rewind too much liao! Forward a bit!"

"It's...too late."

"Holy shit. It's not too late! I can travel back in time!"

"What do you mean?"

"Ah pek, I came from the future via an old artifact, a wooden box. If we can find it, I can travel back in time to warn all of them and mount a counter offensive to fight the Mongols!"

"Wah...cham liao. You kena trauma until siao already."

"Just indulge me for once you old cheebye! The place we first met, how far is it from here?"

"Like...twenty days journey?"

"FUCK! We must go now! Shit, why didn't I think of looking for that box when I dropped in this era? It's been so long I wonder if we can even find it!"

"Are you sure you want to go!? It's crazy!"

"Old man, you said I'm prophesied to stop the Mongols, now I talk you don't believe? This is for the whole of China! We have to go!"

[Haonan2016]

Lol.. I like the way you incorporated singlish into the story.. Nice work!

[myluckyguy]

Welcum back TS , it been a worthwhile wait

[Truthful]

enjoyed reading your story, look forward to more updates.

[whatdoido]

Welcome back TS

[Rage24]

Thanks everyone for continued support XD

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Ah Pek and I travelled day and night, rushing to the ground zero of my terminator like arrival. While I am still incredibly weak, thankfully he's way too powerful and managed to fend off any Mongol troops that refused us entry from city to city. We had soon became fugitives and time was running out before they eventually closed in on us.

At long last, we have arrived. I frantically asked around to see if anyone had seen a wooden box, but no dice! We expanded our search radius from 500 meters to nearly 2km, still nothing. I was ready to give up.

"Someone must have taken it. We're too late...far, far too late." I sighed.

"Forget it, kid. Perhaps it's fate." Ah pek replied.

I jitao depressed more.

"Come, let's go eat something. We've been rushing for so long, we hadn't even had a good meal." Ah pek said.

"I just watch you eat. I really no appetite."

For old times sake, we went to the very same restaurant that we got thrown out of at the very beginning. They didn't recognize us and allowed us in, after all it's been so long. Ah pek jiak until very song...of course, he's not the one who's wives are being held in captivity and kena raped. I stared aimlessly at the air, until something caught my eye. It's...a chiobu leaving the restaurant...but what really had my attention is what she's holding.

"AH PEK! THE BOX!!!" I shouted out.

"Huh!? Where?" he asked.

"There! The chiobu is holding it!"

We quickly give chase, this time we were fast enough not to get caught by the restaurant staff and kena whack. The street was damn crowded and the chiobu had entered a building before we could catch up to her. It's...a brothel!

"Hey, gentleman! Come here to enjoy? Come, let me show you our finest girls!" the mamasan at the entrance told us.

"I need to see the girl who just walked in! The one holding a wooden box!"

"Oh, Wushuang? She is the most expensive one leh! 20 tales of silver for one hour. You have?"

"Fuck! Ah pek, how much you have?"

"I have twenty cent nia!"

"FUCK! You so old how come so poor? No CPF? FUUUCCCKKK!!!"

"Twenty cent nia? You two get off my property! Waste my time! Go fuck your mothers la!" mamasan responded angrily.

Ah pek and I wracked our brains, trying to figure out how to get that money. Ah pek could just do it by force, but he doesn't wanna hurt anyone. It would take forever to find work and earn that much. As the saying goes, the answer 远在天边， 近在眼前. Right across the street is our answer. It's...a male brothel!

"What!? No! I cannot! I...I still virgin!!!" Ah pek cried out, to my surprise.

"Even more reason to do so! Come on, Ah Pek! For China!"

[GanKeeChiu]

Wah got Lampard too! Got the fucking useless Susikia boh?

[Orange22]

Nice updates TS

[Kovovo]

Yay! Bro Rage24 is back!!!
Thanks for update!
More plssss!!