let's have a rendezvous!!

[bigbadwoof]

It's been quiet bcos i happen to be a student and there are two major tests next week. Hence, i am mugging my way thru....and throwing my life away. For the moment, that is.

My man's not really an expert at that unhooking part... But he is damned good at the licking and humping part! Besides, he's an 8-incher - totally hits my G-spot, at any position.

ohs. ic. good luck for your papers then.

lols. since ur studying. here's some human biology facts for you. since ur really getting high on ur darling most of the time.


As quoted.. from AskAlice




Dear Alice,
I was wondering about the depth of the vagina. I've read statistics that say that the average vagina is only 3 to 4 inches deep. This seems way too small to me, since the average penis is considerably longer than that. Wouldn't that mean that most penises would crash into the cervix repeatedly during intercourse? Since this obviously doesn't happen, my question is this: does the vagina actually elongate during intercourse to accommodate the entire length of the average penis?



Dear Reader,

Yes, just as the vagina has the capacity to expand, allowing for the passage of a baby during childbirth, the vagina also has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis. As you mentioned, for some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend. The vagina also lubricates to help ease penetration.
Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misperception. Think of the vaginal canal as if it were a balloon that is not filled with any air. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of a penis, tampon, finger(s), or sex toy.

Sometimes during penetration, a penis or other object inserted in a vagina does hit the cervix. This may be an indication that the woman is not physiologically aroused enough; when she is more aroused, her vagina will elongate and her cervix, the neck of the uterus, will lift up and move out of the way. Other times, contact with the cervix can happen if a penis is larger than average or if the thrusting is too deep. Communicating with a partner about the discomfort — "Ouch, that's a little too deep" — and changing sexual positions may be helpful.

Alice



You might wanna replace "Ouch, that's a little too deep" with "More please?"

:P

[harutokuza]

I'm very sure your darling satisfies every bit of your needs . Hehe sorry not trying to curse you, was just hoping to join in the fun .

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by bigbadwoof

ohs. ic. good luck for your papers then.

lols. since ur studying. here's some human biology facts for you. since ur really getting high on ur darling most of the time.
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You might wanna replace "Ouch, that's a little too deep" with "More please?"

Bro, my tests encompasses business statistics and economics nth much to do with human biology... Even though i never studied bio (sadly so, but i did perform my own dissection of frogs and fishes at home, at the kitchen sink, since we kept them as food for my now-dead pet arowana), what i know is.......if the dick happens to be another 1-2'' longer than my Darling's, i will end up crying. Bcos it would be ramming at my cervix, and that is blarrrrrrrrrdy painful.... I met with this situation once and i had to go see the doc a few days later when the pain never really left, who said that i got cervical inflammation - after getting over-rammed...

So what i can say is, i find my Darling's dick PURRRRR-FECT :P yumyum



Colourblind f

[bigbadwoof]

i believe we've come to a conclusion.

8 inches is just the right size for every men.

u heard that. lol.anything that is less than 8 inches is ziltch, zero, kosong.

lol. (unless ur endowment width is a killer. prolly that will make colorblindf sis gawk.)

jeez. hope i can find a partner soon. then i could see if i could unhook ur F-Cup triple/quad clasp with one hand in the blink of and eye. lol.i've nvr unhooked any bra more than 2 clasps yet. lol. sounds weird. but i'm pretty proud of it. lol.

and ur studying for biz stats and economics.. degree? lol. i'm still considering whether should i take up diploma in biz mgmt. lol. (i didnt complete my poly.)

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by bigbadwoof

i believe we've come to a conclusion.

8 inches is just the right size for every men.

u heard that. lol.anything that is less than 8 inches is ziltch, zero, kosong.

lol. (unless ur endowment width is a killer. prolly that will make colorblindf sis gawk.)

jeez. hope i can find a partner soon. then i could see if i could unhook ur F-Cup triple/quad clasp with one hand in the blink of and eye. lol.i've nvr unhooked any bra more than 2 clasps yet. lol. sounds weird. but i'm pretty proud of it. lol.

and ur studying for biz stats and economics.. degree? lol. i'm still considering whether should i take up diploma in biz mgmt. lol. (i didnt complete my poly.)

nah, my max is a triple clasp, i havent seen a quadraple clasp before though.... But most of my bras are one cup smaller cos you cant find f-cups at triumph and all those lingerie shops, and even if you do.......it's toooooo expensive - imagine buying one at S$150. I'd rather settle on an e-cup bra which costs....around 80 bucks.

WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT BRAS HERE??...

Oh, my Darling's also quite thick and curved just a little bit. Lurve his dick to bits.

Yesh, i am trying to get a degree.
Should be wearing that ugly robe next August... If everything else goes well la!! Yeah, go and get your dip. It'll be worth it... The gahmen will subsidise working adults who take up part time dip courses at their polys (e.g. CET academy at NP, under the 1-Institute-2-System Funding Scheme), my ex managed to sign up for a 3-yr formal dip course, costs him below $500 per semester since he's 90% subsidised. As for me, my school fees come up to approx 5.5k per sem, including GST of around S$360 - the GST Credits i got for this year -S$400- cant even cover the GST paid for a school year, which is equivalent to 2 semesters.........


By the way, i happen to be having my period. Again. Yesh. It comes every month if you noticed.


Colourblind f

[ColourBlindx2]

I should be studying. But apparently, im not.

Adventure with NaughtyAngmoh and Ms I

Before i describe how i was tortured in the bedroom, lemme introduce Ms I - my Darling's ex-flame. She's like, the direct opposite of me in all sorts of ways! I have boobs, she dont. She’s stick-thin, i am under the Chubby Category.. I have long hair, hers was a bob cut... She looks younger than her actual age, i was called “auntie” once.... I tend to be rather reserved in real, she’s as straightforward as a bull’s eye.....!!

I was late. So Darling, Ms I and NA chilled at a bar with some beer and snacks... God knows what they chatted about, but when i arrived, couldn’t help but realise that NA was rather decent-looking and seemed rather reserved as compared to the other two oh-so-talkative adults...and quite adorable in that way!! Also seemed quite promising in the tools section!!

Not long after Darling had performed a sneak attack on cupping my tits from behind in front of everybody, we were raring to go!!

Once in the room, i was told to go to the bathroom first (even though i actually bathed hardly an hour ago) and that Darling would be joining me in the shower after that. Being a sotong, i said “okae” and went to shower... While undressing inside, heard a muffled “Shhhh” and after a moment of silence, the bathroom door clicked open and NA came in!! Such conspiracy.

Lemme reiterate, my Darling comes up the kinky ideas, not me...

I went “Oh! Oh...” and continued stripping down to my red lingerie, letting NA admire my Fs.... But it didn’t take long for me to start admiring his thick (yes, thick) cock. By the time we were in the tub and starting to soap up, he was rock hard! Wanted to go down and have my mouth filled up with cock, but decided not to because i didn’t want to risk getting poisoned by soap... Instead my hands got busy, wandering around his groin area and focusing on stroking his manhood... He didn’t hesitate to go down and started sucking on my titties for a while, before he came back up and we started frenching. I love frenching!! Had one hand going up and down on his cock, while the other hand was around his neck for support as he started playing with my clit.

Halfway through, i actually slipped and fell. Kinda pulled NA along with me....Sorry dearie!! My bruise on the knee is almost gone, but there’s this blue-black at my left leg right now

But the fall didn’t dampen the horny spirits!! We were back to frenching and pleasuring each other under the shower in no time!!

Since we were in the shower for quite some time – NA and i didn’t realise, Darling came in naked and caught us smooching!! Then he said, “why take so long ah?” and i said that i fell... After that, NA left the shower and Ms I came in (still fully-clothed), saying “hey i heard you fell! Are you okae??”

Of course i was! Heehee..

Then Darling came back in to have his shower, while Ms I stayed in the bathroom and i left the congested place. It was so embarrassing bcos Darling had to hold me and asking “Can? Can come out?” as i left the tub unsteadily...

Ms I and Darling were in the bathroom and chatting and chatting and chatting and chatting...while NA was already waiting for me! I dried myself and the two of us laid on the bed, playing with each other while the two chatty people continued what they were doing – i could almost listen to what they were talking about.....and it’s totally non-sexual. Haha.
NA soon went down and started performing cunningligus on me... Darling then made a timely appearance and he immediately stuck his delicious cock into my mouth... Just as i was cumming in NA’s mouth and moaning with Darling’s cock in mouth, Ms I came and laid down beside me. Soon i felt two different types of hands on my tits – Ms I and Darling... Darling’s coarse hands brought me to erotic heaven!

To reciprocate the “feelings”, i exchanged positions with NA and started sucking him while Darling entered me from behind as i stuck my ass into the air.. It felt wondrous. Now i gotta say sorry to NA again, cos Darling’s glorious humping totally distracted me from my initial objective!! And soon, NA switched his attention to Ms I, who had been watching all the way... (Well, she’s already stated that she only intend to watch. But in the end, she got involved into the action with us!!) Darling continued humping me doggy style while my pussy kept spasming from the multiple orgasms...

Finally Darling removed his hot rod, i was about to go “Phew” when i felt his finger replacing the cock!! As soon as it was in my cunt, Darling’s finger was massaging my G-spot mercilessly and i came immediately. But he didn’t stop. Literally drove me crazy and Darling only made it “worse” by bending over me and whispered heavily into my ear... How did he know that my weak spot was my ear!!? He nibbled my ear a little and was telling me to do this and that and making me say yes again and again even though i actually forgot wad i said yes to. Honestly, i have forgotten his requests since the moment his fingers left my cunt.

There was a lot of switching of positions and partners, until i couldn’t remember much, besides when Ms I was sitting on Darling’s face and letting him lick her, while i did cowgirl on him.... Was rocking myself to yet another orgasm when Darling grabbed me at the tit and half-shouted a muffled “Stop..!”

Actually he had to stop me thrice during that time. And i would. Paused for a few seconds and i got back to the riding... And drive him crazy.

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Another time, was when i was riding Darling, with NA and Ms I teasing each other beside us...when Darling asked if he could fuck Ms I. I said “Why not?”
At this point, i think Darling was doing reverse psychology with me. Bcos he then said, “Nah, i wont fuck her. Dont want you to be jealous.....but if you are really okae with it, you’ll go and get me a condom.”

So i went to get the condom and suddenly all three people were looking at me, NA and Ms I were like “what are you doing, girl??”
I was just getting a condom!!

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Another time was when NA and I were smooching, Ms I was enjoying Darling’s another bout of licking and came a big one, before they switched positions and Ms I was riding Darling. Seeing that Darling would have a clear view of what i was doing with NA, i gave NA a sly look and slid down to give the young man another blowjob, and let Darling see how much of a slut i was... Soon, Ms I came for the 3rd or 4th time and Darling humped me from behind... Again i got distracted, and NA exchanged his position with Ms I... And i was going down on Ms I’s pussy!! Apparently, my licking skills failed – couldn’t bring her to a climax... (I miss Hecate already...) So NA took over.

Darling continued humping me doggy and he finally came the second time... The first time was when i was sucking his dick and working my fingers on his weak spots but i didn’t have the chance to consume the Serum of Vitality as the Source had too much caffeine during the day and he didn’t want me to taste the “polluted” serum.... Not that i mind!!!!!

After the Second Cumming, Darling decided to retire. Yay!! The one-who-never-says-die, has raised the white flag!!

And to end it with a happy note, NA gave me another relentless lick-job!!

What a wonderful 3-hour night.

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However, for the next few days, i was left with painful bruises and aching thighs.......the dire consequences of having prolonged glorious fucking.



Colourblind f

[avfx008]

Wow.. your FR is always so entertianing. And it never fail to my blood rush downwards

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by avfx008

Wow.. your FR is always so entertaining. And it never fail to my blood rush downwards

Geeee, thanks i always try to sound more entertaining, then more couples will take the bait and swing with the Colourblinds... Hawhaw


Colourblind f

[bigbadwoof]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

nah, my max is a triple clasp, i havent seen a quadraple clasp before though.... But most of my bras are one cup smaller cos you cant find f-cups at triumph and all those lingerie shops, and even if you do.......it's toooooo expensive - imagine buying one at S$150. I'd rather settle on an e-cup bra which costs....around 80 bucks.

WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT BRAS HERE??...

Oh, my Darling's also quite thick and curved just a little bit. Lurve his dick to bits.

Yesh, i am trying to get a degree.
Should be wearing that ugly robe next August... If everything else goes well la!! Yeah, go and get your dip. It'll be worth it... The gahmen will subsidise working adults who take up part time dip courses at their polys (e.g. CET academy at NP, under the 1-Institute-2-System Funding Scheme), my ex managed to sign up for a 3-yr formal dip course, costs him below $500 per semester since he's 90% subsidised. As for me, my school fees come up to approx 5.5k per sem, including GST of around S$360 - the GST Credits i got for this year -S$400- cant even cover the GST paid for a school year, which is equivalent to 2 semesters.........


By the way, i happen to be having my period. Again. Yesh. It comes every month if you noticed.


Colourblind f

seriously colourblindF sis, ur BRA will be my CHALLENGE. seriously. if i have the chance, ur darling should help me keep the time man. lol.

and for F-cups. if u do head down to KL. try sungei wang. my ex had big racks almost like urs, and she gets her stuff there.

yea. my dick is pretty curved ( to the left and should be more curved than ur darling i supposed). to most women in general, 7 inch and a pretty wide endowment is pretty scary to them already. especially those with small wombs, easily injuring them anytime. but they'll either be screaming in utmost ecstasy or in helluva fucking pain.


oh. and in ref to the gahmen plan. heard about it. but i was planning to take up the dip in MDIS. and to continue there till i get my degree too.

i did my calculations.. and it's gonna cost me.. a lot of money. lol.


and when u wear ur convocation robe. i bet u must be having kinky ideas with the robe already. some girls do looking effing hot in those robes. :P

[markck]

My gf n i have never swing b4, but we are curious and interested and would like to join u guys in soft swing. PM me ur contact, thanks

[Hecate]

Originally Posted by markck

My gf n i have never swing b4, but we are curious and interested and would like to join u guys in soft swing. PM me ur contact, thanks

PM them instead, and maybe it would be better?

[bigbadwoof]

And yes. to whoever who cripped my rep points and did not leave any nick,

you said you conclude i was trying too hard? lol.

sorry bro, if i'm really trying my luck. i would have pm-ed her eons ago already. lol. not till now i'm still bleeping away in this thread? lol

i know where and how i stand. so yea.

it pretty much demeans yourself and shows where ur intellect is stemmed from.

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by bigbadwoof

for F-cups. if u do head down to KL. try sungei wang. my ex had big racks almost like urs, and she gets her stuff there.

yea. my dick is pretty curved ( to the left and should be more curved than ur darling i supposed). to most women in general, 7 inch and a pretty wide endowment is pretty scary to them already. especially those with small wombs, easily injuring them anytime. but they'll either be screaming in utmost ecstasy or in helluva fucking pain.

oh. and in ref to the gahmen plan. heard about it. but i was planning to take up the dip in MDIS. and to continue there till i get my degree too.

i did my calculations.. and it's gonna cost me.. a lot of money. lol.

and when u wear ur convocation robe. i bet u must be having kinky ideas with the robe already. some girls do looking effing hot in those robes. :P

KL is sooooooooooooooo far for me. Especially when i have no car/chauffeur/flying carpet

MDIS, i never really looked at it... But you can give it a try Wish you luck... My friends studying at Melbourne are paying S$23k annually, so my tuition fees of S$30k for the whole 3-yr course is like.........PEANUTS to them

Btw, I think i've been spoilt by my darling's dickie.... It actually feels weird facing other dicks... I think i gotta get weaned off his dick by a little, maybe.

Those robes are farking ugly... If you're pregnant, nobody will know about the baby if you wear those. OMG i'm gonna minimise the chances of getting caught in that piece of cloth...

Originally Posted by markck

My gf n i have never swing b4, but we are curious and interested and would like to join u guys in soft swing. PM me ur contact, thanks

Originally Posted by Hecate

PM them instead, and maybe it would be better?

YES i agree entirely with Hecate. And it's not like my inbox space is limited to 10 messages... C'mon, PM me YOUR contact to prove your sincerity instead Dont be shyyyy....

Originally Posted by bigbadwoof

And yes. to whoever who cripped my rep points and did not leave any nick,

you said you conclude i was trying too hard? lol.

sorry bro, if i'm really trying my luck. i would have pm-ed her eons ago already. lol. not till now i'm still bleeping away in this thread? lol

i know where and how i stand. so yea.

it pretty much demeans yourself and shows where ur intellect is stemmed from.

Oh myyyy..... Sorry wolf, i've become your cause of getting zapped!! Please accept my One Point as a form of apology.

Btw, if wolf is considered to be trying too hard to get his dick up my puss, pls refer to other samsters' posts - they've tried a lot harder...




Colourblind f

[bigbadwoof]

lols. no worries colourblind f sis, the points' doesnt really mean anything to me. as long as i could still post. i'm pretty fine.

yea, dun have to reproach urself on it. ur not to blame. lol.

but still. i still think ladies in convocation robes are still hawt. :P

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by bigbadwoof

but still. i still think ladies in convocation robes are still hawt. :P

Maybe if they cut some holes here and there, and stop making the robes mop the floor.... Oh and that CAP!! HOW DID THEY COME OUT WITH THAT WEIRD DESIGN?! I like clothes that are shorter than knee-length Singapore aint that cold yeah??...


Colourblind F