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[Playman]

Originally Posted by mekongcatfish

Bro Playman, don't tipu people here lah....over the hill or down the hill. Your fishing skills top class......small and big bird can die in your hand.
See i mean, can chio Prince Kiko to go to BKK next week somemore.
Bro ETCT88, this time he no aerooooooooplane leh. Mission (im)possible to score that HOLE IN ONE.
Sure he will reply that going there for business.....Sole distributership thing mah. What he really meant is that SOLE HOLE thing lah. hehehehe.

Erg....don't suan me like that.....old man cannot already lei....nevertheless...going on Monday.....heheheh....kill 2 birds with one stone....got free tour guide...mah!

[beef68]

Originally Posted by astreal69

Hi,
been a occasional reader of this forum for the past few years. Recently just re located to Bangkok. Any brothers need anybody to chong together can drop me a msg. It's getting bored to chong along.

Bro astreal69 , going to BKK soon in July , will pm you so we can cheong together , can ?

[SexKing972]

yaya , sometimes we will go to the fish the mekong cat fish too

[Playman]

Originally Posted by SexKing972

yaya , sometimes we will go to the fish the mekong cat fish too

Really....don't fish the wrong Mekongcatfish.....our GPS n BKK...hahahahah!

By the way, Mekongcatfish is a pro in fishing....once in a trip to BKK with him and he bought back 2 fish weighing over 18 kgs......siakap fish.(fish in BKK) We had a feast at Nathong restaurant with 9 people also cannot finish.....on 1 fish and the other end up give to the cook.....9 people cannot even finish a 10 kgs siakap fish.....huge one!

[etct88]

Originally Posted by Playman

Erg....don't suan me like that.....old man cannot already lei....nevertheless...going on Monday.....heheheh....kill 2 birds with one stone....got free tour guide...mah!

ya ya ya .... kill birds, not birdie, ok......

I have no bird to kill, BYO on my trip......

[vc70a]

Can someone kindly advise the market / standard rate for HJ and BJ in a massage parlour in BKK? Been some time since I was last in BKK and rates might have changed. Thank you in advance!

[Playman]

Originally Posted by etct88

ya ya ya .... kill birds, not birdie, ok......

I have no bird to kill, BYO on my trip......

Erh? The only birdie i know in Bkk for me....is the 19th hole...always Hole in One and prefer night golfing.....hahahaha!

[yinyang]

No offence, we seem to be lacking FRs here... plenty tcss though. Used to think FR stood for Fxxk Report, when my ears were wet in this forum

[etct88]

Originally Posted by yinyang

No offence, we seem to be lacking FRs here... plenty tcss though. Used to think FR stood for Fxxk Report, when my ears were wet in this forum

maybe the down turn that reduce the visits and reduced Field Reports... sorry, dun think it is Fxxk Reports.

So ears will be pretty dry for a while.

Let's look forward to Playman's trip..... he got beer garden beer lady, 19th hole, etc.....

apologies, if you find too many tcss here. just another bunch of cheongster spread out thru' SG/MLK/SRB/KL/Ipoh/PG

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by etct88

... sorry, dun think it is Fxxk Reports.
apologies, if you find too many tcss here. just another bunch of cheongster spread out thru' SG/MLK/SRB/KL/Ipoh/PG

My bad (on mispelling) was when I started out here... literal sense.

Tcss is inevitable, nothing to be sorry for (we are all guilty, hehe). Only thing is that this may crowd out nuggets info for noobies.. usual whinging on having to sift through pages.

My point was, more sharing juicy info (not just FRs) will not only be useful but good reading! Guess we do have spread bkk/LOS threads.

[Playman]

Originally Posted by vc70a

Can someone kindly advise the market / standard rate for HJ and BJ in a massage parlour in BKK? Been some time since I was last in BKK and rates might have changed. Thank you in advance!

I am sorry! I need to know when was the last time you are in BKK.....if last year...not much changes....but if it is 10 years ago hell of a difference.....!

Let us know and we will provide you with the information (if we have it)

[adidas88]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Don't ever buy branded goods from Thailand unless you want to pay more or buy fake ones.

it's just like looking for original dvd in china ....

Originally Posted by Playman

I am sorry! I need to know when was the last time you are in BKK.....if last year...not much changes....but if it is 10 years ago hell of a difference.....!

10 yrs ago ... ... even the xchange rate also hell of a difference lar ...

[Charmaine]

I know it's grossly inappropriate to hi-jack the thread here to talk about something as random as this, but this is about the only other place that all our Thai guru friends hang out and, to be honest, this really deserves to be shared! I'm sure all our Thai gurus would at least nod and agree with some, of not most, of the following. Happy Thursday everyone.

You know you've been in Thailand too long when:-

You think it's normal to have a beer at 9am

You begin to enjoy Thai TV programs

You start to litter your sentences with "khrup", "na" and text people "555" to indicate joviality

You look four ways before crossing a one-way street

You put salt and chili on your fruit

A Thai cop stops you for a minor infraction and your right arm automatically reaches for your back pocket to whip out your wallet

You think that a Honda Civic is a prestigious car

You can't remember the last time you wore a suit and tie

You think a polo shirt and jeans are formal attire

Someone tells you that watching Thai politics is like watching two chameleons making love and you understand the analogy

You aren't upset when the pretty girl right next to you eats beetles as a snack

You haven't had a solid stool for five years

You wake up in the morning and realize that you have nowhere to go and all day to get there

You actually start to think white wine might go well with Tom Yum

A Thai bar-girl you've just met tells you that her mother is deathly ill and you just laugh and walk away

You consider you mobile phone a fashion accessory and start download cheesy techno songs as ring-tones

You start wearing slippers everywhere

You start driving cars bare-feet

Dogs become animals you'd rather kick than pet

You flash your 4 indicator lights when driving straight on at an intersection

It's two days before payday, so you only go to bars with balloons strung outside

You realise that all the important words in Thai begin with the letter 'S' - sanuk, saduak, sabai and suay

You start to think a calendar would be more useful than a watch

You stand in the shadow of a telephone pole while waiting for a bus - if the bus takes too long you and the queue start walking around the pole like a human sun-dial

You see a young child cleaning your car window in the middle of the road, barefoot, long past their bed-time and you no longer feel sadness

You address the Sukhumvit Soi 5 beggar on a first-name basis and he actually waves back the next time he saw you

When you start pronouncing English words incorrectly on purpose (Thai Weeesa, Send-turn Were)

When you're watching football and start screaming "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!" while raising both your arms in a rhythmic motion once your team scores, while shouting "OEIIIIIIIII!!" when it's a near-miss

When you check your reflection during an argument to see if you're doing it like the actor in the lakorn show last night

When your girlfriend stops saying "Up to you" and actually has an opinion

When you see a Caucasian on the street and you point to him immediately shouting "Falang!" at the top of your voice

You have seriously considered buying a motorsai as your next family car

You're no longer surprised when four men with a ladder show up to change your light bulb

You treat it as a norm that a stranger would suddenly come up to you and start rubbing your shoulders while you're taking a leak

You think having a 1 baht coin in your ear looks cool

You stand and watch an entire video in Power Buy

You tell someone nonchalantly it's 11am when it's a quarter past 12

You have an appointment at 2pm and leave your apartment at 2.45pm

You find nothing wrong with ordering soh-dah wall-terrr instead of coke to go with your whiskey and eating popcorn in the middle of a dance floor

When the floor becomes your prefered meal venue

You start to feel something's missing when you are reversing your car and don't hear any whistles

You pay all your bills, buy all your groceries and transact everything that's humanly possible at "Seh-wen" and upgrade your korm-pew-terrr at Pan-teeep Pah-Zahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

When your girlfriend chattered for 2 hours on the phone with her best friend in the car and you actually thought they were talking about something meaningful

Make sympathetic noises when a Thai is complaining about something ("Hmm. Uhrr. Mmm. Mmmmmm.")

Realise that no food tastes right unless you load it with fish sauce

[etct88]

Originally Posted by Charmaine

I know it's grossly inappropriate to hi-jack the thread here to talk about something as random as this, but this is about the only other place that all our Thai guru friends hang out and, to be honest, this really deserves to be shared! I'm sure all our Thai gurus would at least nod and agree with some, of not most, of the following. Happy Thursday everyone.

You know you've been in Thailand too long when:-

You think it's normal to have a beer at 9am

You begin to enjoy Thai TV programs

You start to litter your sentences with "khrup", "na" and text people "555" to indicate joviality

You look four ways before crossing a one-way street

You put salt and chili on your fruit

A Thai cop stops you for a minor infraction and your right arm automatically reaches for your back pocket to whip out your wallet

You think that a Honda Civic is a prestigious car

You can't remember the last time you wore a suit and tie

You think a polo shirt and jeans are formal attire

Someone tells you that watching Thai politics is like watching two chameleons making love and you understand the analogy

You aren't upset when the pretty girl right next to you eats beetles as a snack

You haven't had a solid stool for five years

You wake up in the morning and realize that you have nowhere to go and all day to get there

You actually start to think white wine might go well with Tom Yum

A Thai bar-girl you've just met tells you that her mother is deathly ill and you just laugh and walk away

You consider you mobile phone a fashion accessory and start download cheesy techno songs as ring-tones

You start wearing slippers everywhere

You start driving cars bare-feet

Dogs become animals you'd rather kick than pet

You flash your 4 indicator lights when driving straight on at an intersection

It's two days before payday, so you only go to bars with balloons strung outside

You realise that all the important words in Thai begin with the letter 'S' - sanuk, saduak, sabai and suay

You start to think a calendar would be more useful than a watch

You stand in the shadow of a telephone pole while waiting for a bus - if the bus takes too long you and the queue start walking around the pole like a human sun-dial

You see a young child cleaning your car window in the middle of the road, barefoot, long past their bed-time and you no longer feel sadness

You address the Sukhumvit Soi 5 beggar on a first-name basis and he actually waves back the next time he saw you

When you start pronouncing English words incorrectly on purpose (Thai Weeesa, Send-turn Were)

When you're watching football and start screaming "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!" while raising both your arms in a rhythmic motion once your team scores, while shouting "OEIIIIIIIII!!" when it's a near-miss

When you check your reflection during an argument to see if you're doing it like the actor in the lakorn show last night

When your girlfriend stops saying "Up to you" and actually has an opinion

When you see a Caucasian on the street and you point to him immediately shouting "Falang!" at the top of your voice

You have seriously considered buying a motorsai as your next family car

You're no longer surprised when four men with a ladder show up to change your light bulb

You treat it as a norm that a stranger would suddenly come up to you and start rubbing your shoulders while you're taking a leak

You think having a 1 baht coin in your ear looks cool

You stand and watch an entire video in Power Buy

You tell someone nonchalantly it's 11am when it's a quarter past 12

You have an appointment at 2pm and leave your apartment at 2.45pm

You find nothing wrong with ordering soh-dah wall-terrr instead of coke to go with your whiskey and eating popcorn in the middle of a dance floor

When the floor becomes your prefered meal venue

You start to feel something's missing when you are reversing your car and don't hear any whistles

You pay all your bills, buy all your groceries and transact everything that's humanly possible at "Seh-wen" and upgrade your korm-pew-terrr at Pan-teeep Pah-Zahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

When your girlfriend chattered for 2 hours on the phone with her best friend in the car and you actually thought they were talking about something meaningful

Make sympathetic noises when a Thai is complaining about something ("Hmm. Uhrr. Mmm. Mmmmmm.")

Realise that no food tastes right unless you load it with fish sauce

ha ha ha.. this is good... have to really reflect and tick as appropriate... for now need to tee golf.......

[adidas88]

Originally Posted by Charmaine

I know it's grossly inappropriate to hi-jack the thread here to talk about something as random as this, but this is about the only other place that all our Thai guru friends hang out and, to be honest, this really deserves to be shared! I'm sure all our Thai gurus would at least nod and agree with some, of not most, of the following. Happy Thursday everyone.

so funny and yet it's so true ....
good sharing, bro charmaine ....