SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[Summerhillt]

Originally Posted by D_Beckham84

Playing Texas holdem.. I have A/A and push all in $1000 at pre flop.. Hot girl call my 1000. I cheekily ask if wanto side bet... If I lose I lose another 500, if I win, I get to get a blowjob from her...

She says ok.. Everyone else folded..

Flop come out A/9/9... Guess what cards she had... ?

U tell me jialat or not?

Pocket 9 for her. hahahahha. But cheebye! Why she dare to on you side bet blowjob wtf? She so lok kway meh? Like this brother you can jio me poker with you mah? Actually AA vs another pocket, preflop is coin flip lol. As they say '' any hand pre flop is good. ''

Actually more jialat is she got A9.. than river 9 come out. hahahha

[yourfucker]

5 more days to get pay. Last night lost in Mahjong now my pocket carry 1 hole not enough money to call chick. Today jialat liao need to PCC

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by Jiaobin

I once saw a female lecturer in school wearing short dress. She bent over to pick up her pen and i accidentally saw under her dress. Walan eh really must watch my eyes sia since she is no beauty and wearing dunno what kind of granny panty. If this one not jialat i dunno what is.

Thank you for sharing.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by FunnyHippo

Scientists have discovered a brand new sexually transmitted infection...
Sibeh Jia Lat liao...

Thank you for sharing this jialat info.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by D_Beckham84

Playing Texas holdem.. I have A/A and push all in $1000 at pre flop.. Hot girl call my 1000. I cheekily ask if wanto side bet... If I lose I lose another 500, if I win, I get to get a blowjob from her...

She says ok.. Everyone else folded..

Flop come out A/9/9... Guess what cards she had... ?

U tell me jialat or not?

Thank you for sharing. Dun tell me she has 4 of a kind or straight flush.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by yourfucker

5 more days to get pay. Last night lost in Mahjong now my pocket carry 1 hole not enough money to call chick. Today jialat liao need to PCC

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

[AsiaWallStreet]

One of the best laughing thread in SBF!

Please keep this going guys!

[ilovefucking]

After 2nd kid my wife consistently refuse sex. So all i do i seek outsider for help. Got 1 time my wife exceptionally allow foreplay. I high high naturally licked her pussy. In my life this is the 1st time i lick her pussy. She get curious how on earth i learn licking. I no choice kena left right center for watch sex movie lor. No way i admit i go eat outside mah. But she some what suspect me lah. So her satelite is tracking me after that. Jialat gao gao lor

[squiggle]

I dreamt I gotten HIV, the dream is like this (the dream was so real):

I dreamt I woke up with rashes appearing on my chest/front body, I know something was not right, I quickly booked an appointment with the hospital. I went there taking blood test and everything. The doctor look like 40-50 years old. After 15 mins, I was being called in to the room again, the doctor facial expression looks worried while looking down at the medical report on his desk, I knew something is not right. He then hesitant to tell me anything, but I told him that I'm ready to accept any outcome with my result. He then told me that I'm now a HIV positive, hope I can accept the fact and telling me what he can do for me. I tried to control my tears and emotion. When I walked out of the room with the door slamming at my back, I clenched my fists and shouted a loud no that so loud that the whole floor can hear me with tears. Then all these questions suddenly poping up in my head: how long can I live? Will my family members accept this? Who will still hire me and date with me? I cannot have sex any more. I feel myself look so ugly and helpless with tears covering up my entire face, just want to go home and hide myself without seeing anyone.

After that I woke up with my entire face sweat, when I swap my face with my hand the entire hand is covered by sweat, I checked my chest by flipping up my shirt with my chest clean from any rashes. Then I know it was just a dream...

I checked the dream 4d site for hiv no, in the end I made my friend won $600 from my dream.

[TheAllBlacks]

Si bey jia lat. Thank you for sharing.

Originally Posted by squiggle

I dreamt I gotten HIV, the dream is like this (the dream was so real):

I dreamt I woke up with rashes appearing on my chest/front body, I know something was not right, I quickly booked an appointment with the hospital. I went there taking blood test and everything. The doctor look like 40-50 years old. After 15 mins, I was being called in to the room again, the doctor facial expression looks worried while looking down at the medical report on his desk, I knew something is not right. He then hesitant to tell me anything, but I told him that I'm ready to accept any outcome with my result. He then told me that I'm now a HIV positive, hope I can accept the fact and telling me what he can do for me. I tried to control my tears and emotion. When I walked out of the room with the door slamming at my back, I clenched my fists and shouted a loud no that so loud that the whole floor can hear me with tears. Then all these questions suddenly poping up in my head: how long can I live? Will my family members accept this? Who will still hire me and date with me? I cannot have sex any more. I feel myself look so ugly and helpless with tears covering up my entire face, just want to go home and hide myself without seeing anyone.

After that I woke up with my entire face sweat, when I swap my face with my hand the entire hand is covered by sweat, I checked my chest by flipping up my shirt with my chest clean from any rashes. Then I know it was just a dream...

I checked the dream 4d site for hiv no, in the end I made my friend won $600 from my dream.

[Keima]

Walked into my regular HC and the receptionist ask me if I wanted to try a new MY Chinese girl.

Found out she's a GND-type 27 year old with smooth complexion, so for the massage I asked her to work on my stiff shoulders - she then straddled my back and started pressing down hard before using her elbows to pop each of my tightened muscles. Ah!

Then I flipped over and was asked the standard question, and I gave her my standard answer "What would you like?" That's actually to find how far a girl is comfortable to go for a first session.

After a brief discussion she agreed to a BBBJ. She then went to lock the sliding door and did a quick little strip to reveal a pair of small tits with perky little nipples, a very nice handful.

She started of with a little sensual body massage, using her stiff nipples to brush across first my legs then higher, adding little cat licks on my own nipples before heading south. Down she goes, first with little cat licks of my balls while her fingers do a bit of roaming. I started to relax and enjoy the sensations as she engulfed my little head in her warm mouth and after a few minutes realised she was using a pattern - first she sucked my dick head for 10 seconds, then did a couple of deep pumps before back to head sucking.

Oh yeahhhhhhh.....



SOMEONE OPENS THE SLIDING DOOR!!!


Turns out it was actually another masseur looking for an empty room, and when she tried the door to the room I was in, the lock didn't catch properly and she opened it partway before realising it was occupied!

But my poor masseuse had such a fright she jumped of the massage bed and onto the floor! Thank god she didn't bite down in surprise!

So that really killed the mood, and I couldn't blame the girl so paid her in full for what was a pretty good time till then (she's the type that gets wet while giving BJs - I checked!). After we got dressed she gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek, then said "Sorry I got such a shock, really Sibeuy Jialat!"

[tikogoh]

Originally Posted by Keima

Walked into my regular HC and the receptionist ask me if I wanted to try a new MY Chinese girl.

Found out she's a GND-type 27 year old with smooth complexion, so for the massage I asked her to work on my stiff shoulders - she then straddled my back and started pressing down hard before using her elbows to pop each of my tightened muscles. Ah!

Then I flipped over and was asked the standard question, and I gave her my standard answer "What would you like?" That's actually to find how far a girl is comfortable to go for a first session.

After a brief discussion she agreed to a BBBJ. She then went to lock the sliding door and did a quick little strip to reveal a pair of small tits with perky little nipples, a very nice handful.

She started of with a little sensual body massage, using her stiff nipples to brush across first my legs then higher, adding little cat licks on my own nipples before heading south. Down she goes, first with little cat licks of my balls while her fingers do a bit of roaming. I started to relax and enjoy the sensations as she engulfed my little head in her warm mouth and after a few minutes realised she was using a pattern - first she sucked my dick head for 10 seconds, then did a couple of deep pumps before back to head sucking.

Oh yeahhhhhhh.....



SOMEONE OPENS THE SLIDING DOOR!!!


Turns out it was actually another masseur looking for an empty room, and when she tried the door to the room I was in, the lock didn't catch properly and she opened it partway before realising it was occupied!

But my poor masseuse had such a fright she jumped of the massage bed and onto the floor! Thank god she didn't bite down in surprise!

So that really killed the mood, and I couldn't blame the girl so paid her in full for what was a pretty good time till then (she's the type that gets wet while giving BJs - I checked!). After we got dressed she gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek, then said "Sorry I got such a shock, really Sibeuy Jialat!"

Jialat enough. If she bit your dick, very jialat

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by ilovefucking

After 2nd kid my wife consistently refuse sex. So all i do i seek outsider for help. Got 1 time my wife exceptionally allow foreplay. I high high naturally licked her pussy. In my life this is the 1st time i lick her pussy. She get curious how on earth i learn licking. I no choice kena left right center for watch sex movie lor. No way i admit i go eat outside mah. But she some what suspect me lah. So her satelite is tracking me after that. Jialat gao gao lor

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing sibueyjialat story.

Originally Posted by squiggle

I dreamt I gotten HIV, the dream is like this (the dream was so real):

I dreamt I woke up with rashes appearing on my chest/front body, I know something was not right, I quickly booked an appointment with the hospital. I went there taking blood test and everything. The doctor look like 40-50 years old. After 15 mins, I was being called in to the room again, the doctor facial expression looks worried while looking down at the medical report on his desk, I knew something is not right. He then hesitant to tell me anything, but I told him that I'm ready to accept any outcome with my result. He then told me that I'm now a HIV positive, hope I can accept the fact and telling me what he can do for me. I tried to control my tears and emotion. When I walked out of the room with the door slamming at my back, I clenched my fists and shouted a loud no that so loud that the whole floor can hear me with tears. Then all these questions suddenly poping up in my head: how long can I live? Will my family members accept this? Who will still hire me and date with me? I cannot have sex any more. I feel myself look so ugly and helpless with tears covering up my entire face, just want to go home and hide myself without seeing anyone.

After that I woke up with my entire face sweat, when I swap my face with my hand the entire hand is covered by sweat, I checked my chest by flipping up my shirt with my chest clean from any rashes. Then I know it was just a dream...

I checked the dream 4d site for hiv no, in the end I made my friend won $600 from my dream.

[SibueyJiaLat]

SibueyJialat! Thank you for posting.

Originally Posted by Keima

Walked into my regular HC and the receptionist ask me if I wanted to try a new MY Chinese girl.

Found out she's a GND-type 27 year old with smooth complexion, so for the massage I asked her to work on my stiff shoulders - she then straddled my back and started pressing down hard before using her elbows to pop each of my tightened muscles. Ah!

Then I flipped over and was asked the standard question, and I gave her my standard answer "What would you like?" That's actually to find how far a girl is comfortable to go for a first session.

After a brief discussion she agreed to a BBBJ. She then went to lock the sliding door and did a quick little strip to reveal a pair of small tits with perky little nipples, a very nice handful.

She started of with a little sensual body massage, using her stiff nipples to brush across first my legs then higher, adding little cat licks on my own nipples before heading south. Down she goes, first with little cat licks of my balls while her fingers do a bit of roaming. I started to relax and enjoy the sensations as she engulfed my little head in her warm mouth and after a few minutes realised she was using a pattern - first she sucked my dick head for 10 seconds, then did a couple of deep pumps before back to head sucking.

Oh yeahhhhhhh.....



SOMEONE OPENS THE SLIDING DOOR!!!


Turns out it was actually another masseur looking for an empty room, and when she tried the door to the room I was in, the lock didn't catch properly and she opened it partway before realising it was occupied!

But my poor masseuse had such a fright she jumped of the massage bed and onto the floor! Thank god she didn't bite down in surprise!

So that really killed the mood, and I couldn't blame the girl so paid her in full for what was a pretty good time till then (she's the type that gets wet while giving BJs - I checked!). After we got dressed she gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek, then said "Sorry I got such a shock, really Sibeuy Jialat!"