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[ceeko]

Nurse tried to collect urine, but got sprem instead! Jialat boh?




Nurse Yuri Konishi was supposed to collect urine, but a patient couldn't do that.




So, Yuri decided to help that dude.



SHe grabbed his cock and started stroking it trying to make him urinate. Clueless Konishi san thought it would help.



She was giving him a handjob for a long time but nothing was coming out.




That was why she took that cock in her mouth and started sucking on it.


Finally some liquid came out of his cock, but that definitely was not urine.


She realized her mistake too late, but the patient was happy with that mistake.

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[IndexFlinger]

Originally Posted by Baimahmah

Ah mah likes to read jokes and not copy and paste.

Ah mah kena screw jialat jialat?

[GlossyLeather]

Nice thread, support here.

[ongtambi]

No new story eh?

[ceeko]

Gao Jialat buay? This webcam girl, apparantly her name is Natalie, she's on air, Stark naked, live with a vibrator on her clit, her younger brother nonchallently walks in and gives her her drink

#FTW #Jialat

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[lazada]

TS, why this thread now like kena spam.

[camux]

Originally Posted by lazada

TS, why this thread now like kena spam.

Yeah!@! why why!!

[Stupid80]

Sharing another story while I were studying oversea.

Knew a senior in my college and she was very helpful and friendly. She is Chinese and was average looking, about same tall with me 175cm, but she has very good figure about B-C cup,slim waist and have a pair nice long leg. We never got into serious relationship but we did everything what normal couple do included sex.

One day we were horny and decided to drive out after class. We found a quite place and start action. In the car we did not strip naked. She was wearing a mini skirt and shirt. I just simply fingering her in her underwear. At the same time she unzip my pant and pull my cock out to give me a blow job. After a while she start moaning louder and louder while she bj me and she came. I feel I gonna release my load soon so I push her head and gave me a deep throat bj! But but but but we heard a horn and I look into the side mirror. It was a traffic police car behind us! I saw the police walking to my car. I quickly zip up my pant and it was damn pain because I accidentally hurt my still hardon cock!!!! I got no choice and have to calmly answer the police question......

Never release yet hurt my lil bro! You say jialat or not

[Lucas24]

Originally Posted by lazada

TS, why this thread now like kena spam.

Who? who? who spam?

[w3xx9]

Originally Posted by camux

Yeah!@! why why!!

Yah!@! tell mi why!!

[loopy13]

During my party days I came to know an acquaintance sort of. A most unpleasant one. He would go from tables to tables drinking people drinks but never ordered any. He seems to know everyone and would join in other people conversations. He can talk about anything and everything. Interestingly he can also talk about rocket science. No one seems to know who he is or who he was with. Some of us remember his name is Dickie however some of my buddies remember him as Dick. This goes on for a few weeks. One day one of buddy was in town area visiting a client and he happen to see him at his client office building. He was a cleaner there cleaning the toilet. My buddy approached him but he denied that he know my buddy and it's a mistaken identity. Coincidently he never appear at our tables anymore. In fact I never see him at Canto anymore. He just disappeared like a myth. My buddies call him 狗母蛇. You say jialat or not?

[Parashooter]

Originally Posted by kuasimi

https://www.allsingaporestuff.com/ar...sive-singapore


FOOD PRICES GOING THROUGH THE ROOF IN EXPENSIVE SINGAPORE
Submitted by farhan on Fri, 31/03/2017 - 10:37pm




What the hell is happening here?

I went to a Charsiew Stall at a local coffee shop. I ordered $3.50 charsiew rice. I also told the young man that I don't take much rice and requested LESS RICE.

The young man shook his head and told me. That would be $4.50!!! I told him that I just wanted less rice and NOT MORE CHARSIEW! The young man stood firm and said LESS RICE you pay $4.50!!! I did not want to argue with him and I paid $4.50!!!

I went to the nearby fish soup stall. I ordered $4 fish and vegetable soup.
When I got my dish, I saw very little fish. I told the Uncle ,can I add more
fish. He added two small miserable pieces of fish and charged me $5.00!!!

I then walked to the sugar-cane stall after finishing my charsiew rice. I
told the young man I only wanted little ice. He said $2.00!!! Normally, the
price for one glass of sugar cane water at this stall is $1.50. I just wanted
LESS ICE and NOT MORE .SUGAR CANE JUICE!! The young man got angry. " Unca,
you want or not???"

I no choice and paid $2.00!!! I knew from experience that if I pay $1.50 for
the sugar cane water, it will be almost all ICE WATER!!! with very little
sugar cane juice.

What is happening here in Singapore. Food is getting more and more expensive
and the standard of food is going down the drain!!! You are paying more and
getting much much less with poorer quality and bloody lousy service.

Heartache Ah Kongkia
A.S.S. Contributor

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The choice is ours, if we find it too expensive then don't buy

[ketua]

Originally Posted by Parashooter

The choice is ours, if we find it too expensive then don't buy

Cai sim still available $0.75 per packet at Fairprice.

[hardrod69]

Originally Posted by kuasimi

https://www.allsingaporestuff.com/ar...sive-singapore


FOOD PRICES GOING THROUGH THE ROOF IN EXPENSIVE SINGAPORE
Submitted by farhan on Fri, 31/03/2017 - 10:37pm




What the hell is happening here?

I went to a Charsiew Stall at a local coffee shop. I ordered $3.50 charsiew rice. I also told the young man that I don't take much rice and requested LESS RICE.

The young man shook his head and told me. That would be $4.50!!! I told him that I just wanted less rice and NOT MORE CHARSIEW! The young man stood firm and said LESS RICE you pay $4.50!!! I did not want to argue with him and I paid $4.50!!!

I went to the nearby fish soup stall. I ordered $4 fish and vegetable soup.
When I got my dish, I saw very little fish. I told the Uncle ,can I add more
fish. He added two small miserable pieces of fish and charged me $5.00!!!

I then walked to the sugar-cane stall after finishing my charsiew rice. I
told the young man I only wanted little ice. He said $2.00!!! Normally, the
price for one glass of sugar cane water at this stall is $1.50. I just wanted
LESS ICE and NOT MORE .SUGAR CANE JUICE!! The young man got angry. " Unca,
you want or not???"

I no choice and paid $2.00!!! I knew from experience that if I pay $1.50 for
the sugar cane water, it will be almost all ICE WATER!!! with very little
sugar cane juice.

What is happening here in Singapore. Food is getting more and more expensive
and the standard of food is going down the drain!!! You are paying more and
getting much much less with poorer quality and bloody lousy service.

Heartache Ah Kongkia
A.S.S. Contributor

Editor's Note:
Do you have a story to share? Please use our submission form or email us at [email protected]. If not, why not give us a 'Like'?

Personally, I don't trust anything published in ASS.

[Barcadi]

Originally Posted by loopy13

During my party days I came to know an acquaintance sort of. A most unpleasant one. He would go from tables to tables drinking people drinks but never ordered any. He seems to know everyone and would join in other people conversations. He can talk about anything and everything. Interestingly he can also talk about rocket science. No one seems to know who he is or who he was with. Some of us remember his name is Dickie however some of my buddies remember him as Dick. This goes on for a few weeks. One day one of buddy was in town area visiting a client and he happen to see him at his client office building. He was a cleaner there cleaning the toilet. My buddy approached him but he denied that he know my buddy and it's a mistaken identity. Coincidently he never appear at our tables anymore. In fact I never see him at Canto anymore. He just disappeared like a myth. My buddies call him 狗母蛇. You say jialat or not?

Why lidat say jialat?