Vietnam - HCM (Thread 3)

[chiazh]

Hi fellow chiongsters,

I'm spending my last night here in HCMC and I fly back tomorrow evening. A week ago I was just a noob (actually, still am) who was going on a business trip for the first time here but now I know a little more so I decided to share my noob experiences

First off, want to thank bro mutantchicken for replying my inquiries before I came here, it gave me encouragement to try chionging myself. Also want to thank the guys who posted FRs here so I could gain a little knowledge as to where to go.

So first off, I stay in D1 along Ly Tu Trong street and return to the hotel after work at around 9 every day so I don't have luxury of time to chiong to other districts (which I deduce is where all the real gems are). I chiong-ed for 4 days and most of them were misses (since I'm alone and noob lol)

[chiazh]

Day 1

In the day time along the way to hotel I spot a familiar name 'Benny hot toc' so I take down the street name for my night activities.

At around 9, I take a cab from hotel and try to direct him there but I only know the street name so driver also cannot really get it. Luckily, he was very accommodating and drove me to the road and went slowly so I could locate the place by sight.

Once I got there, I didn't know how what to do so a girl downstairs just ushered me upstairs to a dark room where she have me a simple, anyhow massage. I knew I was expecting a bbbj after that when she led me to another room with rudimentary partitions and tables to lie on.

I was excited then but looking back, it really wasn't the best experience around. She proceeded to clean me up and take it in her mouth. Her looks were average, thankfully she was skinny and had boobs. However, she was not accommodating to the long time she had to take to blow me (attributed to her poor skills) and she was mostly giving me a hj instead of a bbbj really.

So I came, paid downstairs and left pretty unsatisfied. While walking out, I saw so many prettier girls around and thought to myself that I should've took more initiative and asked for girl change. Luckily the whole experience cost me 545k (incl. taxi fare) so I can't complain. Was an eye-opener too.

[chiazh]

Day 2

Last night on the way to Benny's, the taxi uncle tried to be helpful and point out a good massage place that he knew (along the same road) but when I tried to get the name of the place or address, he didn't know it exactly.

So tonight I got into a taxi at around 11 and decided to locate the place just by sight. Unfortunately, I travelled along the stretch of road slowly but still couldn't find it!

So I decided to go back to Benny's to get a pretty girl. It was 11.30 by then so it was also closed! Damn frustrated, so I just went into a place just a few shops down which WAS open, called 'My Tien hot toc'.

This place was a little less decorated than Benny's and the shop keeper looked like just your regular auntie but she was very friendly and tried to offer me drinks (which I refused) with the little Chinese she could speak. The girl I picked wasn't as young as the one I had in Benny's and her boobs were not the biggest but she gave pretty good head and my mini-me agreed. She was very persistent in her oral skills all the way to the end and I left a happier man than yesterday. The damage was about the same, 560k (incl. taxi fare).

Overall, it was definitely a good learning experience but I wouldn't go back to a bbbj hot toc again if I had a choice. It's too rushed and the standard of girls isn't the best (maybe it's just D1?). Place looks a little dingy too, doesn't make me wanna linger around and chill.

[chiazh]

Day 3

The frustration to find a good place was really getting to me and I knew there was no hope for me to find a FS place on my own. So I thought massages were the next best option.

However I stupidly picked the place right opposite my hotel, a massage place at Gold Hotel. The FR is not even worth writing. The massage was just average, the girl standard was not good (she was wearing a tennis dress that deliberately prevented easy removal) and her HJ was loveless and unskilled.

I came in the end and left after a shower, still angry that I made a rash decision. Sometimes the other head thinks for itself, I suppose. Total damage plus tips was 790k, total waste of my money

[chiazh]

Day 4

I followed a FR written by a bro here to a Dai Nam hotel in D1. When I reached there, I knew it was the real deal. A uniformed man outside the alley asked me if I was here for a massage (ah then watch movie meh?) and escorted me to a lift. I went up to 2nd floor and was damn bloody surprised.

It was a real spa - shower rooms, saunas, multiple levels, lots of rooms, numerous guys walking around in bath robes. Most fucking importantly, the girls walking around here were the fucking best I've seen in this whole vietnam trip (they wore small low cut tops, fucking so many of them had huge boobs and they wore short short red mini skirts). I thought to myself, I've reached nirvana.

(Pardon me, all those bros who've been around since the times when SG still had lots of spas. I was intro-ed to chionging after this time period so you can imagine the excitement I get when I see the spa )

Anyway, there were friendly service guys that led me to the locker room, gave me robes to change into, led me up to the room, really professional. Then a girl came in, but I kindly told her to get out and change. She act blur at first but cannot fake for too long as I was very firm lol (it was my last day. I seriously don't want to regret man).

Next girl who came in, pretty face and big boobs, fucking hallelujah (I'd rate 8.5). She was always smiling and giggling too, that really sealed it. She got down to massage (not piano man, really hard stuff) and after that, negotiated the price of tips. Got it down to 550k but I really think I was being ripped off.

She frenched me tenderly, gave my nipples equal treatment and more, and tenderly stroked mini-me all this while. I got a little finger action in her wet batcave and really kneaded those boobs like they were play dough. It was a really happy ending and she commented on how long I lasted and how I was still hard. She joked with me and asked if I could do it 3 times a night. I said I could go for 5 with her (I would die after that lah )

She even gave me her number and asked me when I was coming back and that I could call her next time. Don't know if the number real or fake lah (I also cannot speak Vietnamese) and I also dunno when I'm coming back here but this really showed how she worked hard for her tip. After that she sat down next to me and we kissed and petted for the remaining time (real GFE). Ended up tipping her 700k (her initial offer price) because I was in such a good mood (regret it a little now but aiya last night liao, use up my VND). Had a long comfortable shower and paid 220k at the counter so that makes the damage come up to 961k (incl. taxi fare)

[Kakuro]

I'm going next month to HCM.

[chiazh]

Well that's it for me. I'm glad I had at least one happy experience here in HCMC but having said that, even my most costly trip amounted to only S$60 (I usually spend S$150 in g-land) so I really can't complain too much. Plus I've gotten to see wondrous vietnam girls (who are really comparable to the pretty china girls we have in g-land) and I hope I can experience more

I hope I've proven I'm not a clone and hope this provides some enjoyment/learning for noobs and experienced dai kors alike. I achieved my goals of visiting a bbbj hot toc, a massage spa but have not visited a place which provides FS (I'm not a fan of ktv, can't speak the language).

Hopefully I get to come here for a real personal holiday sometime soon and maybe I'll have the lucky chance to ask some experienced bros here to accompany me to other districts so we can have some good, clean (not no sex hor, is no disease hahaha) fun.

[mutantchicken]

Originally Posted by chiazh

Hi fellow chiongsters,

I'm spending my last night here in HCMC and I fly back tomorrow evening. A week ago I was just a noob (actually, still am) who was going on a business trip for the first time here but now I know a little more so I decided to share my noob experiences

First off, want to thank bro mutantchicken for replying my inquiries before I came here, it gave me encouragement to try chionging myself. Also want to thank the guys who posted FRs here so I could gain a little knowledge as to where to go.

So first off, I stay in D1 along Ly Tu Trong street and return to the hotel after work at around 9 every day so I don't have luxury of time to chiong to other districts (which I deduce is where all the real gems are). I chiong-ed for 4 days and most of them were misses (since I'm alone and noob lol)

hhaha after being bad mouthed for being a demanding bogan...i get some of my good name back, btw teh cost at benny and my tien should be 120 ticket +100-150 for the girl i have paid 100 6mths ago..but many ang moh paying 200 so 150 should be fine. ie abt 300 max, and taxi from ur hotel to benny should be no more than 100 ...so you were carrot abit 400 rather than 550


at dai nam i would have just tipped her 200 matching the ticket for teh massage...so max 500 rather than the 900 u paid.

[Pohchuan]

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Hey, what about me??? hihihi....

Wah deptrai. You appear happy. How are u sifu. Got good appetite we sure can go ktv sing tieng viet song, you sing farking good. But i dont have a girl accompany me at late night, con gai vietnam must go home early due to curfew, so need to go bia om to get a girl to sing the night away with me. H88 only bring me to dim sum. How?

Anyway, cheers for good health.

[volcano]

Originally Posted by chiazh

Well that's it for me. I'm glad I had at least one happy experience here in HCMC but having said that, even my most costly trip amounted to only S$60 (I usually spend S$150 in g-land) so I really can't complain too much. Plus I've gotten to see wondrous vietnam girls (who are really comparable to the pretty china girls we have in g-land) and I hope I can experience more

just to give u some advice on the places u visit.

Benny and My Tien are not in district 1 but in district Binh Thanh.if i were u,i would head down to the bbbj outlets at district 7 instead bcos it would save abt 100k for transport and abt 5-10 mins of travelling time.more shops to choose from bcos there are more then 10 of these shops although only a few have better quality.there are a few that operates until abt 12am and a few that operates 24h.best of which i like is that gals actually strip naked at certain shops.

as for Dai Nam,from ur 220k entrance fee,i presume u are having a normal massage and not the VIP room.i never give more then 300k as tips if i am in a normal room and max 500k if i were to be in a VIP room.but of cos u will feel satisfied bcos u will be probably spending 850k for a hj done by a China milf back in G land....

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by chiazh

Day 1

In the day time along the way to hotel I spot a familiar name 'Benny hot toc' so I take down the street name for my night activities...

...I was excited then but looking back, it really wasn't the best experience around. She proceeded to clean me up and take it in her mouth. Her looks were average, thankfully she was skinny and had boobs. However, she was not accommodating to the long time she had to take to blow me (attributed to her poor skills) and she was mostly giving me a hj instead of a bbbj really.

So I came, paid downstairs and left pretty unsatisfied. While walking out, I saw so many prettier girls around and thought to myself that I should've took more initiative and asked for girl change. Luckily the whole experience cost me 545k (incl. taxi fare) so I can't complain. Was an eye-opener too.

Ben Ny's should be VND 120k (entrance) + VND 120k (to the girl) = VND 240k.

This is more or less concurred by MC, who posted "teh cost at benny and my tien should be 120 ticket +100-150 for the girl..."

From Ly Tu Trong Street in Q1 to Dien Bien Phu Street in Q Binh Thanh near DBP Bridge by taxi would be around VND 80k.

Your whole experience should have been around VND 240k + VND 160k = VND 400k including taxi fare. Looks like you were chopped by the shop.

Note that Ben Ny's is unfortunately quite frequently written up on a more 'angmoh' commercial sex forum so I am sure they get a lot of foreign customers, which inevitably would make them more greedy as this kind of shop surely never intended for an international clientele.

The same goes for My Tien, which you also visited and is a few doors down. Btw the street name is Dien Bien Phu Street, but it is a very very long street which passes through several districts.

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by chiazh

Day 4

I followed a FR written by a bro here to a Dai Nam hotel in D1. When I reached there, I knew it was the real deal. A uniformed man outside the alley asked me if I was here for a massage (ah then watch movie meh?) and escorted me to a lift. I went up to 2nd floor and was damn bloody surprised...

Next girl who came in, pretty face and big boobs, fucking hallelujah (I'd rate 8.5). She was always smiling and giggling too, that really sealed it. She got down to massage (not piano man, really hard stuff) and after that, negotiated the price of tips. Got it down to 550k but I really think I was being ripped off...

...Ended up tipping her 700k (her initial offer price) because I was in such a good mood (regret it a little now but aiya last night liao, use up my VND). Had a long comfortable shower and paid 220k at the counter so that makes the damage come up to 961k (incl. taxi fare)

Ok, so let me get this straight.

After some initial negotiation, you got the tip down to VND550k but you still felt "you were being ripped off".

Then at the end because she got you in a good mood and because it just so happened to be your last night in VN so you want to use up your VND, you ended up tipping her VND700k, which was what she initially wanted.

Here, I suppose I should say, aiyah nvm lah, it's your money, you happy can liao.

I also suppose that from your point of view, VND700k is less than SGD50 (about SGD 42 to be exact), which is what we usually tip a milf PRC for a HJ in a heartland tuina shop.

But thanks for reminding me why I have never, and will never, step foot into Dai Nam.

[MIFAcafe]

Vietnam per capital income : US$1,700 (yearly) or 31 million vnd
Singapore per capital income : US$55,000 (yearly)

When I was in Vietnam cafe; I saw the gals there eating some local tip-bits. I tried it and it is some sort of kuay noodle season with vinegar and it cost 3000 vnd (S$0.18)

I bought fired prawn cracker near my hotel for 4000 vnd and bought an egg for 5000 vnd. Thing in vietnam are cheap if you can live like a local. But from what I read a lot of bros cheong in Tourist area and paid prices similar to SG price.

I believe one can survive base on my calculation 5 times the per capital income of Vietnamese people and live there comfortably. S$11,000/year should be enough to live "more comfortably" than the local.Of course if you want a long term girlfriend you may need another 50m vnd to 80m vnd.

Like I say; H88 have shown me the local type of living which I will have no chance of seeing if I when with a tour group or if I go alone.

Sincerely speaking; Vietnam now become an option for me depend on my financial health few years later.

I wish to say to H88.

Cám ơn.

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by MIFAcafe

Like I say; H88 have shown me the local type of living which I will have no chance of seeing if I when with a tour group or if I go alone.

I wish to say to H88.
Cám ơn.

ko co chi em oi...

I had showed many brothers beside you the way to live in hcm as a local...you knew who are you...who may not want to be mentioned...

[MIFAcafe]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

ko co chi em oi...

I had showed many brothers beside you the way to live in hcm as a local...you knew who are you...who may not want to be mentioned...

Just learn 2 short sentences today.

You just said "We Are Welcome"

But does "em oi" mean "little one?'