Pearl of the Orient - Page 47

Scorpioking87 · #**691** 08-11-2012, 10:41 PM

Master Seng Seng,

I will ask my fren Sooka lingam to call Sooka Wang..he very gud fren with Japan av star Sora Aoi.. I intro u to him bro..u wan?

BANDofBRO · #**692** 08-11-2012, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

This photo u keep stored in ur safety deposit box is it bro?? hebatnya...

Amah power oso hah..got such cute niece...

Proven Amah was not cheating you.....she is very pretty n cute!

Scorpioking87 · #**693** 09-11-2012, 02:01 AM

Our Master's tai chi powers unparalleled mah...

KouChiu · #**694** 09-11-2012, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

We r in Penang lo bro...no need to go Ace or Os lo:cool

Fortunately you are not stranded like Gilligan.
Can always come over, just drive safe from AES.

sengseng · #**695** 09-11-2012, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BANDofBRO

Proven Amah was not cheating you.....she is very pretty n cute!

Talking about Amah-J, I once knew a real Amah-J with 2 pigtails from Pandaland.She also work partime as a DaiKam_J. Met her during one of my uncle's wedding. After the tea ceremony, she walk towards me and said Young Man, you look like a nice guy. Saw you snapping away with your camera. Got girlfren or not. No lah, I answer.
I just started out to work 2 months ago.
Amah-J : Do you know Ma-j cannot get married one but never mind I have 2 Goddotters. I will introduce both of them to you later during dinner tonight. I and you Grand Uncle and uncle are very good frens. Gotto go now; have to help the bride to freshen up before dinner.See you later.
Okay! See you later I answer. Talking to myself, wonder what will the encounters be tonight. Divas, angels,witches or Fairies.leh

sengseng · #**696** 09-11-2012, 06:58 PM

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in .... possibly doing business....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.'
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door...
This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!

ultraeqd1987 · #**697** 09-11-2012, 09:14 PM

Can any of the Penang bros here check out AC?

When I called the OKT there today, he said that he had no girls and he is temporarily closed. No time frame on when reopen. Did the place get a visit from the MIB? Interestingly enough, when I visited the place last week, I get the impression that the OKT seems to be more interested in sending the girls out on outcalls (hotels) rather than incall services at AC.

So either:
a) he got visited by you know who, (probably)
b) he is stopping walk in business (maybe)
c) business is bad and he is really temporarily closed (unlikely)
d) he doesn't like me....

While we are it, here I am with a stock of Viagra and nowhere to go. Anyplace else here in the pearl of the orient that has plentiful stock that can do a line-up like AC? No need for massage therapy. PM me bros for OKT contacts and I promise I do a nice FR.

Scorpioking87 · #**698** 09-11-2012, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sengseng

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in ....
possibly doing business....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.'
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door...
This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!

Nasty n naughty nuns..mmmm...

Scorpioking87 · #**699** 09-11-2012, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ultraeqd1987

Can any of the Penang bros here check out AC?

When I called the OKT there today, he said that he had no girls and he is temporarily closed. No time frame on when reopen. Did the place get a visit from the MIB? Interestingly enough, when I visited the place last week, I get the impression that the OKT seems to be more interested in sending the girls out on outcalls (hotels) rather than incall services at AC.

So either:
a) he got visited by you know who, (probably)
b) he is stopping walk in business (maybe)
c) business is bad and he is really temporarily closed (unlikely)
d) he doesn't like me....

While we are it, here I am with a stock of Viagra and nowhere to go. Anyplace else here in the pearl of the orient that has plentiful stock that can do a line-up like AC? No need for massage therapy. PM me bros for OKT contacts and I promise I do a nice FR.

Bro,
Uncle Lee turned u away?strange..was there last week. He welcomed like long lost brothers..he said business is slow..how did u get in touch wit him in the first place?

Maybe u gave him the wrong password??

Scorpioking87 · #**700** 10-11-2012, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by KouChiu

Fortunately you are not stranded like Gilligan.
Can always come over, just drive safe from AES.

Come to think of it bro, Gilligan was kinda lucky cos surrounded by 2 hot gals, one Ginger the other one can't remember her name...

jconnor · #**701** 10-11-2012, 02:38 PM

For those bros who are interested. There are two single mat salleh girls in Penang. Not FL okay. Here on holiday and they are open to having some male company. Met them this morning in Weld Quay. One is a real stunner, her friend is quite pretty too. Wanted to see if marriage has made me rusty, but nope. Gave them a lift to their hotel, M*n G**d. Actually they were very surprised that I didnt go any further, just dropped them off and said goodbye. So if any of you want to try in the next two days, be my guest. Over and out.

Scorpioking87 · #**702** 10-11-2012, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jconnor

For those bros who are interested. There are two single mat salleh girls in Penang. Not FL okay. Here on holiday and they are open to having some male company. Met them this morning in Weld Quay. One is a real stunner, her friend is quite pretty too. Wanted to see if marriage has made me rusty, but nope. Gave them a lift to their hotel, M*n G**d. Actually they were very surprised that I didnt go any further, just dropped them off and said goodbye. So if any of you want to try in the next two days, be my guest. Over and out.

Wah bro, ur missus not around hah? U not worry kena fleeced by them?

jconnor · #**703** 10-11-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Wah bro, ur missus not around hah? U not worry kena fleeced by them?

Missus busy with her parents. Cant wait for my in laws to fly off tomorrow. Nolah bro. They looked like nice girls. For those who PMed me asking how to contact them, well you could wait outside the hotel for them to show up. LOL.

BarneyRoss · #**704** 10-11-2012, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jconnor

Missus busy with her parents. Cant wait for my in laws to fly off tomorrow. Nolah bro. They looked like nice girls. For those who PMed me asking how to contact them, well you could wait outside the hotel for them to show up. LOL.

Feeling a bit squeezed out bro? No wonder u went for some R & R today...looks like our mutual half fish friend is back.

Scorpioking87 · #**705** 11-11-2012, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jconnor

Missus busy with her parents. Cant wait for my in laws to fly off tomorrow. Nolah bro. They looked like nice girls. For those who PMed me asking how to contact them, well you could wait outside the hotel for them to show up. LOL.

Any place to camp in front of the hotel? Penang raining lo..