let's have a rendezvous!!

[benxmanda]

Sis,

This would look good on you.

Free fast and reliable image hosting - Adult allowed!.

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by tubbyt

Haha, if by that you mean that your body is an amusement park with a lot of rides........ I am very tempted to agree.

If giving you French lingerie gets me a French Kiss, I'd get you a Roman toga if it means getting a Roman orgy. (Or was that the Greeks? Get them mixed up sometimes.)

Roman and Greek...... Sama sama lah..

"In ancient Greek religion, an orgy (όργιον) was a secret nighttime cultic congregation overseen by an orgiophant (a teacher or revealer of secret rites of sexual seduction),[1] celebrated with dancing, drunkenness, singing, etc." - Wikipedia

Originally Posted by benxmanda

This would look good on you.

I beg to differ! The model looks hot, so anything she wears would look good.....


Colourblind f

[tubbyt]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

"In ancient Greek religion, an orgy (όργιον) was a secret nighttime cultic congregation overseen by an orgiophant (a teacher or revealer of secret rites of sexual seduction),[1] celebrated with dancing, drunkenness, singing, etc." - Wikipedia

Colourblind f

Yup, that sounds about right doesn't it? (Well maybe sans the dancing, drunkenness and singing.... Haha)

[SG Obama]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

I was thinking of "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer!!



Roman??? You want me to wear a toga??


Colourblind f

I think this song is better....and i think the next gift you need is really better digital camera to bring out the HD quality in you

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by SG Obama

YouTube - Heart - All I want to do is make love to you (HQ) I think this song is better....and i think the next gift you need is really better digital camera to bring out the HD quality in you

I can be using DSLR next time, and still end up producing resized pictures which would also mean poorer quality. So what's the use??


Colourblind f

[ColourBlindx2]

*SIGH*

Every now and then, i'd get the most ridiculous PMs and requests.

Well over these few days, i received two which makes me think that dumb men DO exist!

One of them went: "Saw ur post; wanna int in renevoys"

I had difficulty interpreting that last few words... No matter how i tried to break down and decipher, it sounded like gibberish nonetheless Finally he translated that message into a language strangely similar with the English language: "u a lady looking into fun?" Now i dont really know how i should react........ Hence i chose NOT TO respond.

The other PM which i JUST received, went:
"Hi sweetie, wanna be my fb? We can have a no obligation meet first and if things click, we can make it a more sustained arrangement. 35yo, 173cm, 65kg, clean hygienic and a true gentleman with a soft heart"

He was communicating via Singlish, so i had trouble reading it silently... Had to read it aloud to realise that it's just the Singlish which we encounter everyday in Swingapore.... And he's older than my darling, shorter than my darling, a lot lighter than my darling and has an ego bigger than my darling....

Also, i dont like it when ppl try to call me "sweetheart" or "dearie" or "sweetie" or any lovey dovey nicknames when i dont even know who they are! So plsssssssss dont act intimate with me unless i am the one initiating it k?? Thank you so much!!

And he is a minimalist when it comes to using his brains. ISNT IT OBVIOUS THAT I HAVE A DARLING ALREADY!?

And sidetracking a little.... Another PM which i received: "HEY! i would like to learn from colourblind M how to oral a woman until she orgasm! or maybe you could tell me how a woman like it too?"

I want to faint................. When did i become an oral sex educator again?? It's not the first time that samsters are asking us to teach them oral skills!!

Hey, no offense intended k??


Exasperated,
Colourblind f

[tubbyt]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

*SIGH*

Exasperated,
Colourblind f

Hi Colourblind F,

Don't let it get to you. With popularity come the attention, wanted and unwanted. The sweeter the dessert, the more flies it will attract.

I would suggest ignoring them but truthfully, I get annoyed by idiots, dumbasses and folks with overly inflated egos/self-image. If it were me, I'd tell them off or put them in their place. But that's just me.

To paraphrase something I try to follow, "Get pissed/annoyed if you have an eternity to waste, but Love like there's no tomorrow." Basically, don't waste time on the unimportant stuff and know that there are other things more worthy of your time.

Be cool.

Tubbyt

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by tubbyt

I would suggest ignoring them but truthfully, I get annoyed by idiots, dumbasses and folks with overly inflated egos/self-image. If it were me, I'd tell them off or put them in their place. But that's just me.

Be cool.

I try.....But it's so hard to stay cool!

I burst out laughing at the "be my fb" PM, do guys really think that i am THAT dumb to believe the words of a guy who has no track record, comes into SBF and claims to be a gentleman with a soft heart?



Colourblind f

[Haruka]

wow sis, ur pms are gettin "powderful" indeed... wahahahaha... hmmm i'm tryin to hook up sth on tues..hopefully everything turns out fine for our meetins

ps/- i jus called u my dear in noon and princess, u wont kill me right?
muacks <3

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by Haruka

wow sis, ur pms are gettin "powderful" indeed... wahahahaha... hmmm i'm tryin to hook up sth on tues..hopefully everything turns out fine for our meetins

ps/- i jus called u my dear in noon and princess, u wont kill me right?
muacks <3

And there better be something on tue!! Cos i pushed my dinner appointment to wed!! Hawhawhaw... Why should i kill you?????


Colourblind f

[tubbyt]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

I try.....But it's so hard to stay cool!

I burst out laughing at the "be my fb" PM, do guys really think that i am THAT dumb to believe the words of a guy who has no track record, comes into SBF and claims to be a gentleman with a soft heart?



Colourblind f

Haha, well this is what you get when a dumbass who thinks he's a genius makes an ass-umption (a very wrong one). And has the misguided/delusional notion that he's a player. Sad isn't it?

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by tubbyt

Haha, well this is what you get when a dumbass who thinks he's a genius makes an ass-umption (a very wrong one). And has the misguided/delusional notion that he's a player. Sad isn't it?

Well that's making an ASS out of yoU and ME!! Gotta go!! Early day for me on the morrow.... Goodnight tubby tub tub!


Colourblind f

[tubbyt]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Well that's making an ASS out of yoU and ME!! Gotta go!! Early day for me on the morrow.... Goodnight tubby tub tub!


Colourblind f

Indeed.

Goodnight Ms Fine

[Haruka]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

And there better be something on tue!! Cos i pushed my dinner appointment to wed!! Hawhawhaw... Why should i kill you?????


Colourblind f

ahhhh.. i'm tryin to work out sth le sis よ... ほとに tryin... finger cross if nt i think i'm gonna kenna big time scolding big time by my dear sis aka おじょさま...

heeheehee

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by tubbyt

Indeed.

Goodnight Ms Fine

Got kept awake by this LATEST PM:

"Hello, I'm not looking for no rendezvous with you. I need a mistress whom can take me away. 20/m/chinese waiting for your adoption. Try it, I'm for free!"

OMG!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!!?

I was juuuuuuuuuuust complaining about Dumb. And now i got a Dumber who's actually younger than me who wants a mistress and yet he's for free and waiting to get adopted.......

*Smacks forehead*

Originally Posted by Haruka

ahhhh.. i'm tryin to work out sth le sis よ... ほとに tryin... finger cross if nt i think i'm gonna kenna big time scolding big time by my dear sis aka おじょさま...

You ah, abusing your knowledge of Hiragana!! Dont worry, i kinda have a backup plan for the Colourblinds for tue if everything else goes wrong! And i am not a hime



Colourblind f