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Old 09-08-2019, 03:12 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Pic jokes...

Hahaha nice share bro
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Old 09-08-2019, 04:16 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Just now, after dinner, I was taking a walk around the neighborhood(exercise mah) . When I walked past a convenient store I thought of going in to buy something. Then I realised that I didn’t have money with me. So I phoned my family to bring some money to me.

While waiting for my money, I saw an old man burning joss paper by the road side. I went to have a chat with him.

“What are you doing here? ” I asked him.

“I am sending money to my family” he said.

Then he asked me, ” What are you doing here?”

“I am waiting for my family to send money to me.”

On hearing this, his face turned pale and he ran away quickly.

I shouted to him, “Hey, don’t run! I’m just waiting for my family to send money to me!”

Suddenly, all the people burning joss paper nearby also ran away.
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Old 09-08-2019, 05:22 PM
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Old 09-08-2019, 10:07 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Just now, after dinner, I was taking a walk around the neighborhood(exercise mah) . When I walked past a convenient store I thought of going in to buy something. Then I realised that I didn’t have money with me. So I phoned my family to bring some money to me.

While waiting for my money, I saw an old man burning joss paper by the road side. I went to have a chat with him.

“What are you doing here? ” I asked him.

“I am sending money to my family” he said.

Then he asked me, ” What are you doing here?”

“I am waiting for my family to send money to me.”

On hearing this, his face turned pale and he ran away quickly.

I shouted to him, “Hey, don’t run! I’m just waiting for my family to send money to me!”

Suddenly, all the people burning joss paper nearby also ran away.
LMAO funny one bro
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Old 11-08-2019, 05:17 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Nice jokes.
Thanks for sharing nice jokes.
Hope to read more.
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Old 11-08-2019, 05:27 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Very nice joke, thanks bro bigbirdbird
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Old 11-08-2019, 05:36 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Just now, after dinner, I was taking a walk around the neighborhood(exercise mah) . When I walked past a convenient store I thought of going in to buy something. Then I realised that I didn’t have money with me. So I phoned my family to bring some money to me.

While waiting for my money, I saw an old man burning joss paper by the road side. I went to have a chat with him.

“What are you doing here? ” I asked him.

“I am sending money to my family” he said.

Then he asked me, ” What are you doing here?”

“I am waiting for my family to send money to me.”

On hearing this, his face turned pale and he ran away quickly.

I shouted to him, “Hey, don’t run! I’m just waiting for my family to send money to me!”

Suddenly, all the people burning joss paper nearby also ran away.
Thanks for nice joke.
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Old 11-08-2019, 05:41 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Very nice joke thread. Thank you.
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Old 11-08-2019, 05:53 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Just now, after dinner, I was taking a walk around the neighborhood(exercise mah) . When I walked past a convenient store I thought of going in to buy something. Then I realised that I didn’t have money with me. So I phoned my family to bring some money to me.

While waiting for my money, I saw an old man burning joss paper by the road side. I went to have a chat with him.

“What are you doing here? ” I asked him.

“I am sending money to my family” he said.

Then he asked me, ” What are you doing here?”

“I am waiting for my family to send money to me.”

On hearing this, his face turned pale and he ran away quickly.

I shouted to him, “Hey, don’t run! I’m just waiting for my family to send money to me!”

Suddenly, all the people burning joss paper nearby also ran away.
Nice share bro. ROFL
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Old 11-08-2019, 06:10 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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*Two well dressed lawyers, Milind Kale and Ram Jethmalani went to an expensive restaurant...*
*Ordered 2 coffees*
*and then took out sandwiches from their briefcases to eat...*
Nice and funny joke.
Thanks.
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Old 11-08-2019, 10:21 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Rib tickling jokes, tks bro.
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Old 12-08-2019, 12:00 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

*☝Very funny and stupid! The Tesco Tanjong, Penang refers _the Chinese Dried Sausage as the Chinese Cock._ See the price tag/sticker. A greatest joke!!!*

*What has happened to the management and administrative staff of Tesco? It truly shows that our education system has gone to the drain or the dog.*
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:39 PM
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Just now, after dinner, I was taking a walk around the neighborhood(exercise mah) . When
Ha ha ... did you just make that up!
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This is funny LOL
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