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[SibueyJiaLat]

Please post all your jialat stories here to share.

[Silentreader88]

Now beri jiatlat ler this forum. So many clones! I bet another clone silentreader888 is coming to troll here beri soon!

[99099]

Originally Posted by Silentreader88

Now beri jiatlat ler this forum. So many clones! I bet another clone silentreader888 is coming to troll here beri soon!

Simply because you are biggest clone master.

[Silentreader88]

Originally Posted by 99099

Simply because you are biggest clone master.

Like that jiatlat liao...this one is another master de clone master! This one is clone no. what huh?

[w00f]

Originally Posted by 99099

Simply because you are biggest clone master.

hahaha...pot calling the kettle black! If i am not mistaken, this clone was created to fight H88!

[SilentReader888]

Originally Posted by Silentreader88

Like that jiatlat liao...this one is another master de clone master! This one is clone no. what huh?

You si bei jia lat! You are the biggest crook imitating others.
Limpeh wins again.

Btw, just passing by nia

[FunnyHippo]

Farking Serious...
Lunch time clones begin to riot liao...
I passing by nia...

[FunnyHippoo]

Originally Posted by FunnyHippo

Farking Serious...
Lunch time clones begin to riot liao...
I passing by nia...

Farking Serious...
Lunch time funny clones begin to riot liao...
I passing by nia...

[tsuna7]

Originally Posted by tsuna7

chalet edition: this 1 happen when im even younger.. part 1 of the event!

Sec 3, with my basketball youth cup team.

my friend mother sponsored us a chalet at Changi Village area.

i remember it was chalet K the 1 directly below OCH!

12 guys 4 girls! yum yum! you might think it was about sex! NO! NO SEX!!


we had it for 2 days, we already planned 1st night we are to go OCH for a spooky trill..

2pm we check in to our chalet, food and BBQ pit all set waiting for all to come.. by 5pm everybody arrived.

5pm we guys when up to OCH for a pre-run to see see look look when there were still light from the sun.. chalet K have a long flight of staircase leading up to OCH, with lots of larang growing almost covered the whole stairs..

we when up for a walk.. after a hour of walking thru the whole of OCH we are familiar with the place..

7pm we were BBQing.. we heard noise coming from the flight of stairs going up to OCH. there were 6 girls and 3 guys going up..

being naughty, me n my buddy only the 2 of us head up following right behind them.

we snick right behind them going up the stairs.

the last girl turn

Girl L: i heard sound behind us!
Boy L turn around and shine his torch light

the both of us are hiding in the larang!

Boy L: no people la! where got people come up one!

they continue to walk up.. as they reach the top the last girl said

Girl L: really i heard sound behind us!

Boy L shine again not seeing any movement or heard any sound

they proceed into the building

We both got up too..

as we proceed to the building it was already very dark.

we throw stones towards them and we hide!

all of them were screaming! including the guys!!

we hide behind the wall laughing covering our mouth laughing out without a sound!

this time 1 of them suggest to all walk together to the entrance to see..

we heard foot steps coming near us!!!


my finger signal 1 , 2 , 3 we jump out!
Buddy got my signal!

as they walk nearer my hand goes 1 , 2 , 3!

we JUMP OUT and scream!!!

Me: ahhhhhhhh!

the whole group of people fallen on their knees!

Me: KNN DONT SCARE PPL LEH! WE 2 PPL NIA LEH! PHUI!!

and we walked off like nothing happen!!

as we walk down the stair we both were laughing non stop!!

part 2

as we laugh we walked back to our chalet!

continue eating and playing stupid game..

9pm!!

all gathered in the room! as 1 friend are super timid scary cat! he volunteer to stay behind to look after our handphone as we had set a rules

Only 1 person to bring torch light!

No handphone!!

9.30pm!

set off to go up OCH!

being the captain i am always walking infront!

this time 1 girl was right behind me! as we walk she was pulling my shirt! we walk in a single line! make sure nobody was left behind!

the girl behind me is called S

S: i pull you shirt i walk with my eye close!

me: okay up to you!

as we walk up and down the stairs many weird thing happen.. like we saw light in the place but going in its totally dark..

weird sounds and all this and that.. S was holding on to my shirt so tight.. i can feel her boobs are pressing on me!

her boob was Cup A+ i can feel it pressing on me so much i got a hard on!

lucky im the 1st person nobody saw my hard on!!

as we are going down the stairs! cold wind blown on to us!!


upon reaching the 2nd storey! right at the bend of the staircase!!

another group of people are coming up!! i saw the light from their torch light!!

as i approach i scream " WAH LAO EH!!"

the group coming up scream!! my group behind me scream worst!!

S jump on to my back with her whole body weigh on me!

wah!! u muz thing very shiok got boobs pressed against me!!

YOU ARE WRONG!!

SHE GRAB ON TO MY HAIR!!

SHAKING MY HEAD LIKE NO TOMORROW!!

BLOODY PAIN AH!! all happen in split second!!

Me: Stop Stop Stop! human human!!

she open her eyes and see! the group infront was laughing!

so we make our way to the side as they are going up we are going down!!

but nvm one of the girls pee herself in their group!

getting pulled on my hair dont seems so bad after all!!

we successfully made the whole tour in OCH!



moral of the story dont scare ppl!! you might get hurt also

[BananaGor]

Originally Posted by FunnyHippoo

Farking Serious...
Lunch time funny clones begin to riot liao...
I passing by nia...

Farking Serious...
Lunch time funny clones begin to riot liao...
I passing by nia...

[Summerhillt]

Originally Posted by tsuna7

thanks bro! now i guai guai stay home type after got married.. but i still miss my wild days



well i raw her and made her go for abortion.. tats jialat i think LOL

Lol bro she got princess attitude than when you raw her and she got pregnant she never kpkb make a big fuss throw tantrum and cry meh? Or she quite cool about it and pangsua just go ahead and abort

[tsuna7]

Originally Posted by Summerhillt

Lol bro she got princess attitude than when you raw her and she got pregnant she never kpkb make a big fuss throw tantrum and cry meh? Or she quite cool about it and pangsua just go ahead and abort

of cos she gave me hell before she goes for her abortion la! tat part i feel like dying very much

[ExBros]

Originally Posted by tsuna7

part 2
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S jump on to my back with her whole body weigh on me!

wah!! u muz thing very shiok got boobs pressed against me!!

YOU ARE WRONG!!

SHE GRAB ON TO MY HAIR!!

SHAKING MY HEAD LIKE NO TOMORROW!!

BLOODY PAIN AH!! all happen in split second!!

Me: Stop Stop Stop! human human!!

she open her eyes and see! the group infront was laughing!

so we make our way to the side as they are going up we are going down!!

but nvm one of the girls pee herself in their group!

getting pulled on my hair dont seems so bad after all!!

we successfully made the whole tour in OCH!



moral of the story dont scare ppl!! you might get hurt also

This part so funny Siah! I also laugh until I nearly pee in my pants...

Did she get a bunch of her hero's hair as souvenir?

[LapCheongGor]

Originally Posted by SilentReader888

You si bei jia lat! You are the biggest crook imitating others.
Limpeh wins again.

Btw, just passing by nia

You si bei jia lat! You are the biggest crook imitating others.
Limpeh wins again.

Btw, just passing by nia

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your sibueyjialat story part 2 here.

Originally Posted by tsuna7

part 2

as we laugh we walked back to our chalet!

continue eating and playing stupid game..

9pm!!

all gathered in the room! as 1 friend are super timid scary cat! he volunteer to stay behind to look after our handphone as we had set a rules

Only 1 person to bring torch light!

No handphone!!

9.30pm!

set off to go up OCH!

being the captain i am always walking infront!

this time 1 girl was right behind me! as we walk she was pulling my shirt! we walk in a single line! make sure nobody was left behind!

the girl behind me is called S

S: i pull you shirt i walk with my eye close!

me: okay up to you!

as we walk up and down the stairs many weird thing happen.. like we saw light in the place but going in its totally dark..

weird sounds and all this and that.. S was holding on to my shirt so tight.. i can feel her boobs are pressing on me!

her boob was Cup A+ i can feel it pressing on me so much i got a hard on!

lucky im the 1st person nobody saw my hard on!!

as we are going down the stairs! cold wind blown on to us!!


upon reaching the 2nd storey! right at the bend of the staircase!!

another group of people are coming up!! i saw the light from their torch light!!

as i approach i scream " WAH LAO EH!!"

the group coming up scream!! my group behind me scream worst!!

S jump on to my back with her whole body weigh on me!

wah!! u muz thing very shiok got boobs pressed against me!!

YOU ARE WRONG!!

SHE GRAB ON TO MY HAIR!!

SHAKING MY HEAD LIKE NO TOMORROW!!

BLOODY PAIN AH!! all happen in split second!!

Me: Stop Stop Stop! human human!!

she open her eyes and see! the group infront was laughing!

so we make our way to the side as they are going up we are going down!!

but nvm one of the girls pee herself in their group!

getting pulled on my hair dont seems so bad after all!!

we successfully made the whole tour in OCH!



moral of the story dont scare ppl!! you might get hurt also