Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

*Fused Bulb Concept*

A senior executive retired and shifted from his palatial official quarters to the housing society, where he owned a flat. He considered himself big and never talked to anyone. Even while walking in the society park every evening, he ignored others, looking at them with contempt.

One day, it somehow transpired that an elderly person sitting beside him started a conversation, and they continued to meet. Every conversation was mostly a monologue with the retired executive harping on his pet topic, “Nobody can imagine the big post and high position I held before retirement; I came here due to compulsions”; and so on, and the other elderly person used to listen to him quietly.

After many days, when the retired executive was inquisitive about others, the elderly listener opened his mouth and said, “After retirement, we are all like fused bulbs. It does not matter what a bulb’s wattage was, how much light or glitter it gave, after it gets fused.”

He continued, “I have been living in this society for the last 5 years and have not told anyone that I was a Member of the Parliament for two terms. On your right, over there is Vermaji, who retired as General Manager in Indian Railways. Over there is Singh Saheb, who was a Major General in the Army. That person sitting on the bench in spotless white dress is Mehraji, who was the chief of ISRO before retirement. He hasn’t revealed it to anyone, not even to me, but I know."

“All fused bulbs are now the same – whatever its wattage was – 0, 10, 40, 60, 100 watts – it doesn’t matter now. Neither does it matter what type of bulb it was before it got fused – LED, CFL, Halogen, Incandescent, fluorescent, or decorative. And that, my friend, applies to you too. The day you understand this, you will find peace and tranquillity even in this housing society.”

"The rising sun as well as the setting sun are both beautiful and adorable. But, in reality, the rising sun gets more importance and adoration, and is even worshipped in some societies, whereas the setting sun is not given the same reverence. It is better to understand this sooner than later”.

[signo]

[clngboy]

The recruiter caught the joke!

[Hurricane88]

[Hurricane88]

[Hurricane88]

*English is FULL of contradictions*

Here are some funny ones:

*1) Found Missing*
*2) Open Secret*
*3) Small Crowd*
*4) Act Naturally*
*5) Clearly Misunderstood*
*6) Fully Empty*
*7) Pretty Ugly*
*8) Seriously Funny*
*9) Only Choice*
*10) Original Copies*
*11) Exact Estimate*
*12) Tragic Comedy*
*13) Foolish Wisdom*
*14) Liquid Gas*

*And The newest Mother of all is*

*15) "Social Distancing"*

[etsys]

Some jokes from PH ..

[yenshuimaster]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Very good tip!!

[SBMEDSUP]

Thanks for sharing nice jokes.

[foodymy]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Sheila should not have mentioned her car problems

[Ronk2k]

[SBMEDSUP]

Nice jokes n thanks.

[ah rat]

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[resilience]

Very nice jokes thread. Here to support you. Thanks.

[champions]

Originally Posted by ah rat

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This is nice joke. Thanks.