My Woman Timeline

[The Victim]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

What about you guys?

[Criminalz]

bro, thanks for sharing these jokes, perhaps it might be a better idea if you were to post it under the jokes thread? what do you think?

[waiwaiz]

haha......sound exactly like me when i was young....keke... Whole life looking for things......

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[gilagila100]

Originally Posted by Criminalz

bro, thanks for sharing these jokes, perhaps it might be a better idea if you were to post it under the jokes thread? what do you think?

Maybe it is real life experience and not a joke ?

[V123]

That's why people always say it's better to be contented

Nevertheless, I always hear people that when want find wife, must find someone who can take care of family one, pretty or not, is secondary. They said good gal/wife hard to find, but pretty gals there's lots outside. so even if marry a not so good looking wife, also never mind. as long she take good care of you and family, you still got chances to bonk pretty gals outside.

what you all think of this?

I felt tat eventually thsi is quite true. You can find a damn chio girl, but in years to come, she will also become old, and maybe fat, so can never compare to the younger sexy gals outside.

[Uniquelys]

Originally Posted by The Victim

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
What about you guys?

Very true indeed...

[starfox444]

Sorry Bro,
I wanted to contribute some story in this forum, but dont know how, can any bro out there can help me?
Thank you

[deadonarrival]

life is like that.. neverless,get urself a voodoo doll with no problems given. haha joking

[Mark Lim]

sounds familiar. i now look for several girls & women to fulfill different needs, psychological, physiological, sexual, emotional, etc.

[whitegals]

Yeah, I like the last sentence. Now me is looking for a woman with no mind of her own.

[madix]

looking for partner, look for simple, yet stable ones.

looking for sex partner, yea big tits sounds about right.

[jdng]

I also love girls with big boobs

[perfection89]

the best is to find a girl who is bi-sexual so you can bonk 2 girls at 1 time...

[LeMoN]

Originally Posted by The Victim

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

What about you guys?

I have been looking for big tits gals since i was 14 ... no luck yet.

[ahtecklim]

there's a old song that goes :

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ,
dun take a pretty woman as your wife
so from my personal point of view ,
get an ugly woman to marry you.

How true. My ex is pretty but didnt work out. My friend's wife is 'not so pretty' , but she stood by him thru thick and thin.