are there any black magic

leonard87 · #1 23-07-2009, 07:28 PM

are there any black magic or charms to let gals like me more?

demonhunter · #2 24-07-2009, 02:06 PM

First of all , see my nickname... im into all these

1)On a full moon , use your sperm and gently smear it all over your face , leave it for 15 mins and leave to dry . only wash off when i dries up .

2) repeat process for 6 months.

3)If still cannot get laid , repeat process or ask your parents why .

naturegreen · #3 24-07-2009, 02:16 PM

Hahahahaha nice try....

silverblue · #4 24-07-2009, 02:23 PM

go to a magic show. then ask them to turn off all the lights.

lasupkia · #5 24-07-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by leonard87

are there any black magic or charms to let gals like me more?

Let's see now...black magic so the gals like u more...
Head down to GL22. Hook up with an Indian or Sri Lanka gal. Instead of $25 give them $50...Instant black magic...the gals will swarm u for sure.

gimmeporn · #6 24-07-2009, 02:59 PM

yes but you can only do this on Qing Ming festival

On a full moon's night, you must go to a cemetary and bring offerings like joss sticks, candles, hell notes. You also must bring the following: honey

Go to the 'coldest' spot which is usually the middle of the cemetary and set the candles, then burn jossticks and the hell note.

After that, you must strip yourself completely naked and smear honey all over yourself, then go and lay in front of the joss sticks and candle. Do this from 7 pm to 7 am, you will get all the 'attention' u want.

warcock · #7 24-07-2009, 03:12 PM

Go find a monk or a bomoh. They have some magic oil for you to rub onto your eyebrow before you go look for the girl. The catch is for every girl you catch you lose 5 years of your expected life.

So, are you still interested?

neb_neb · #8 24-07-2009, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonhunter

First of all , see my nickname... im into all these

1)On a full moon , use your sperm and gently smear it all over your face , leave it for 15 mins and leave to dry . only wash off when i dries up .

2) repeat process for 6 months.

3)If still cannot get laid , repeat process or ask your parents why .

nice 1 ....... jhahhaa

kickballs · #9 24-07-2009, 03:46 PM

how naive.

newyorker88 · #10 24-07-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by gimmeporn

After that, you must strip yourself completely naked and smear honey all over yourself, then go and lay in front of the joss sticks and candle. Do this from 7 pm to 7 am, you will get all the 'attention' u want.

HAHAHAHA. Really funny.

Black magic to make a gal like you?
I sure know a magic

It is called MONEY.

BKnight · #11 24-07-2009, 04:20 PM

TS, cooking "Black Magic" sauce ingredients:

1 Bottle (10 oz) Kikkoman Light Soy Sauce
1/3 Cup - Red Wine Vinegar
1/3 Cup - Red Wine ( actually 1 and 1/3 cup.....1 cup for sipping and 1/3 cup for cooking)

Mix all the ingredients and pour into a plastic squeeze bottle (which you might want to label it, so as not to confuse it with anything else and you wont want anyone to steal your magic potion). It is very important to use a soy sauce with lower sodium content, this way the salt content of this Black Magic sauce can be regulated by your cook and you don't end up with too much salt when you drink it.

You need to drink 1 bottle per day for 7 x 7 = 49 days (Chinese auspicious numbers on days) and you will be very cham after 49 days, so go get the girls, black sauce....oops..I meant...black panther !

ward1967 · #12 24-07-2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonhunter

First of all , see my nickname... im into all these

1)On a full moon , use your sperm and gently smear it all over your face , leave it for 15 mins and leave to dry . only wash off when i dries up .

2) repeat process for 6 months.

3)If still cannot get laid , repeat process or ask your parents why .

Now that is some funny shit, funnier still if he tried it.

fenwick · #13 24-07-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by newyorker88

HAHAHAHA. Really funny.

Black magic to make a gal like you?
I sure know a magic

It is called MONEY.

Totally agree ! MONEY is the best majic............

superk92 · #14 24-07-2009, 05:18 PM

No looks, no charms? Money will do.

singexpat · #15 24-07-2009, 05:22 PM

TS, i teach you one Charm SUPER GOOT.. confirm work!

U go to the bank (temple),

Withdraw 1 (ONE) PIECE GOLDEN AMULET with Yusoff Ishak Face
It must have the writtings of 10,000 on it..

You Stick on ur forehead and work around any discos, pubs, nightclubs

I GUARANTEE you will have the BEST GONG TAO EVER until u call ToLong!!

P.S if it fails, you pass me the amulet n i show u personally