New injuries suffered while on a pilgrimage

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Day 1
It has been a while since I last made a pilgrimage trip and this time there are good reasons to pay homage to mecca, a family reunion and to celebrate my LT’s birthday, which without him, I would still be like a lost sheep with no sense of direction. I vaguely remembered news about an impending Typhoon Pearl that had hit the Philippines and the path of Typhoon Pearl is heading towards Hongkong, which was not good news. The flight however was without much hassle, with a fair bit of showers, I still managed to reach mecca in the late afternoon. Me, the son has arrived, alone in the holy land, 1 day ealier than my brother, and 2 days earlier than my LT. There is only 1 thing to do in mecca, and that is the game has started, the hunt has begun!

As I step off the train platform, and walk towards the exit the same old scene greeted me, the drizzle which now gradually turning into a slight pour did not seem to dampen the spirits of both the hunters, the hunted, and the modern horsemen. I approach the first horseman, he quoted me a ridiculous price for my ride, I didn’t even bother to answer and walked further down where plenty of others are waiting in a long queue, and yet the first horseman was adamant about his initial claim saying that it is the standard rate. The second horseman quoted me something which sounds more familiar and reasonable, and that is the standard, so I hopped into the next steed instead of the first one. As my ride passed the first horseman, I looked back, all the horses are gone, and in my heart I was saying, “Serves you right! Trying to take advantage of the poor souls caught in the rain, looking for a quick buck just because it was pouring,”

The family has decided to rendezvous at FL, despite the location being not as desirable as a few other caves, the low charges for a decent modern cave is adequate for a simple cave man like me. I have to marvel at the improvement in the administrative process, I can still remember the first time I was in mecca, the gatekeeper would question the origins of my documents, but now, they have gotten used to it and for the keen-eyed, one could spot that now, the gatekeepers have a reference showing all the various most recognized travel documents and their origins. Well, after dropping my bags, armed only with the necessary hunting tool – my brains and my sword, I pondered for awhile which hunting ground should I first scourge for my first kill. It’s been awhile and I needed to verify that my hunting skill has not gone rusty, and my hunting tool needs a bit of calibration, and so I made my first stop just down the road, FH sauna. I was seriously tired, and the last time I was there, I manage to get a really decent “decent massage” with the option of a side dish. This place has been discovered, raved and ravaged many times by other hunters, so therefore it needs no introduction. Being a simple hunter, living by simple rules, I need not request for exotic games (“games” in the olden days hunting context may also be referred to as the prey). I was greeted by a rather not too bad looking game warden, whom as usual, briefly run me through the usual game rules. I tested water if the game warden herself was game enough to participate in the hunt as the prey, she said no problem! I took it with a pinch of salt then, because sometimes, these game wardens safeguard the return of the hunters in subsequent hunting seasons by deploying some erotic sales talk just to continually engage the hunters to repeat hunting at their grounds.

The game warden gave me a standard breakdown of the hunting fees, normal prey are priced at 300 per kill, while there are 2 kinds of exotic game preys, one being the taller bikini clad model and the second being nurses (if the anyone needs medical attention). Both the model and nurse exotic game were priced at 400 per kill. The game warden offered her participation at 400 as well. I told the game warden let me get a true physiotherapy on my tired aching muscles first, then I shall consider which sport I would want to have for my first kill. After I have gotten a decent therapy, a different game warden returned! And this one is the elder sister! Geez… I sort of hinted to the elder sister where was her younger sister, the first game warden that I had spoken to, but the elder sister just gave the usual excuse that her younger sis is busy with another client and well, no choice, began the prey preview process. After a couple of previews, didn’t really find any prey that caught my interest, the younger sister who was the first game warden looked more interesting than the rest of the prey.

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Though I might not look like an experienced hunter, and the road to mastering the hunting skill is still a far fetched long way ahead for me, but I have had some of the best masters to train me, learnt my skill from the best, especially my LT, and I would be considered a skilled swordsman despite my relatively young age. My sword didn’t feel any vibration, and a skilled swordsman through his sword would be able to sense it when a good prey is near. There’s only 1 from the normal line up that managed to catch my eagle sharp eyes, all thanks to her body hugging armour that revealed a deep valley when she offered me a bow, which very often, is a devastating first blow for the uninitiate, but for a seasoned swordsman like me, my trusty sword was sending me warning signals, and I noted down the particular serial number of the prey.

The older sis offered to show me the exotic games, and I agreed, just curious to check out how exotic they can be. Only 2 were available at that moment, 1 tall bikini clad model, and 1 nurse, both of which are not too bad actually, especially the nurse who had no make up. I always have a soft spot for minimal make up, non cluttered looks, which not many of the prey adopt. They always think that the more colour they put on their face, the better it is… goodness gracious! As enticing as the nurse might have looked, but wasn’t really killer enough to have sent a vibration down the edge to the tip of my sword, and so I decided to take up the challenge of the earlier prey which I had noted down the serial number.

…The wind blows an eerie silence, the hunter and the prey each fought to their best ability, unlike most duels, for me, there is no winner, only both losers. I lost some “yuan qi” in the hunting process, the prey too, it is never a clear cut situation on who wins the duel… The interesting thing was actually the communication or the miscommunication. The prey, apparently who was from XiAn, was trying hard to tire me out in the waterfall, but I was strong. The prey was trying to suck the energy out of me, and I politely asked if that’s her intention, the prey nodded. And so I thought the prey was trying to give me what some people would refer to as – BBBJ cum CIM. So when I was about to accumulate and fire a powerful shot out, the prey dodged it!! It must have been serious communication breakdown. I asked if she really wanted me to blow in her mouth, she nodded, and I thought she would accept a CIM, but at the last minute, she apparently choked which made me feel so embarrassed and bad for her. As all who knows me, I am not much of a BBBJ CIM person, I am not like my brother who must have it in his daily diet (sorry brother, no offense hor… hehehe). I felt so apologetic that I kept apologizing to her despite her assurance that it was ok. Thereafter, while we proceed onto the bed, well, the most uncomfortable and clinical thing about sauna is the ISO procedure. She had a small pocket size laminated card with all the 12 step ISO procedure that she was supposed to perform on me. She tried to explain everything, but I can clearly see that she was being very uncomfortable, and so when she finally finished her verbal presentation of all the 12 step procedure, I asked her if it is compulsory for me to undergo the 12 step torture met out by her like a punishment. She was slightly thrown off, and I told her, if I have a choice, I would just prefer her to relax and take things naturally. That was much better than the 12 step process, and I couldn’t complain about that. It has been awhile since I had a good release and I needed 2 to help ease the built-up tension. Overall, I would give an SI of 7, which is considered rather high for a sauna ISO type of procedure.

After the battle at FH sauna, as I step out of the elevator, I saw the younger sister game warden again, which I tried to wink wink at… but I guess she didn’t get it because busy ushering another client.

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It was still pretty early, around 5+pm, too early to go hunting at a new hunting ground which I was told, and it was drizzling a bit, and so I decided to head down to Lion’s to get a foot massage just to stay out of trouble for an hour or so. Lion had just increased price for the foot massage from previously 38 to now 42. Oh well, I just wanted to get out of the drizzling rain and relax. After a pretty good foot rub, I decided to head down to a potential hunting ground. I had the directions stored in my head, armed with a keen sense of smell, I headed down on one of the motorbikes. When I arrived, seems like the place was quite dead, or was I too early? Looking at my sundial, it was slightly past 7pm, by normal standards, all trading activities should be at its peak by now, but I hardly see any stock being listed nor were there any traders on the floor. After scouting up and down the trading floor, I decided to head back to the main trading floor, which definitely would not go wrong. I barely hit the corner of the main trading floor, I was already cornered by 1 lone trader who was just sitting there, avoiding the rain. Now, the only place that I would boycott would be the joint within the KTV of Yue Hua Hotel, which I had a couple of bad experiences, otherwise, the rest of the places are pretty much ok. I was led to one of the joint on the opposite corner just behind a provision shop up the stairs. When I entered, seems like the selection was not that enticing, with only 5 stocks listed, however, I saw an undervalued stock. No make up, simple looking, exactly what I liked. The trader tried to give me that same old sales pitch, but I finally decided on the no make up girl who was considered a local of Guangdong, from Meizhou. I took her out for dinner, and tried to break the ice, had a pretty decent conversation. Apparently, she was only into this game the 2nd night, the 1st which was last night, she had no customers, scored a zero. Again, like all other sob sob stories, she was being cheated by her bf whom she got to know online, but she was pretty strong about it. Later that night, we had a pretty good session, and she commented that I was effectively her 1st customer, as well as her 2nd man, and much better than her bf. I sort of believed her, not just because of what she says potentially boost any men’s ego, but simply she really seems to be genuine enough. The only regret, same like most of this sort of situation is that, she has no contact number, she was planning to go home soon because the only reason she came out was due to her bf and I decided not to give her mine anyway, because I rarely find the chance to make my pilgrimage these days. Another regret is that it slipped my mind to grab a picture of her, oh well, I guess I can only recall from memory. The session was ok I guess, not exactly earth shattering, I might gradually forget all about it as time passes, therefore this writing serves as a record that I ever had my first girl from Meizhou. I would rate a SI of 7.5

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Day 2
Today is the day that my brother will be arriving, excited that finally I have some company. Since it was early and some time before my brother will get settled down, I decided to try out the foot massage at Huimei. After a 1.5 hour session, I still haven’t get a confirm reply from my brother, and in any case, since he is not a small boy and he can get his way around, I decided to let him know that I will be at Lion Spa if he wants to find me and seems like my bro had other prior engagements more important than me, oh well.... I decided on Lion Spa because of the value for money that it offers, for the package of 108 for a decent rub, you get a simple noodle or sandwich meal, a drink and a plate of fruits, which I find, very reasonable. I spend almost the entire afternoon there, watching TV and had a 1.5hr good massage and it was time to meet up my brother to go hunting together. I updated my brother about my previous night’s findings, and we decided to verify. Again, the new hunting ground didn’t look too good, and we decided to head back to the old hunting ground. While we stroll along, 1 agent carrying an umbrella accosted us, and just going with the flow, we allowed the agent to lead us to their joint, which by the way was pretty deep inside one of the side lanes. The selection was pretty alright, and apparently, there were quite a few from Dongbei, well, at least I selected a Dongbei girl from Heilongjiang. My brother selected a cute looking Hunan girl, which I thought was pretty ok, apparently he didn’t desire to keep her overnight. My dongbei girl was rather chatty, we had a pretty good 2 sessions, but then again, due to my long abstinence, I guess my expectation was low. Overall SI of 7.0

Day 3
Today’s the day, when my LT is arriving, with another Uncle. While waiting for LT’s arrival, thought of just relaxing at Lion again, because in any case, after my numerous checks, I still find that Lion offers value for money with its decent massage deal. I run by the idea with my brother, apparently he was half hearted and half minded, but I was really hungry so I decided to go ahead and stay put at a place where I can be easily located and wait for a call from LT. At around 4+pm, got a message from LT that we shall meet at 6pm for dinner and then proceed to FH KTV, which apparently reputed to possess the best hardware in town right now. We had dinner at Xiang Feng Jiu Zai, brother was in the mood to have some spicy Hunan food. Had a pretty good spread, and without wasting much time after dinner, we proceeded to FH KTV. Indeed, the new wing had been done up quite impressively, the hardware indeed looks good, but we have yet to inspect the “software”. Since it was LT’s birthday, LT was raring to go, and not just stopping at getting 1 or 2 but 3 GROs to sit for the night! Apparently there is a small street where the GROs hang out, and we decided to go down to take a look. Uncle spotted 1 and perhaps only girl dressed in white that night and immediately grabbed the opportunity. It was hard for me to make the choice, seen a few which I thought I wouldn’t mind, but didn’t really send a tingle down my sword. Seems like it is going to be a tough choice, so might as well let the Mamasan do their job and bring the girls into the room and I slowly choose. After a couple of rounds, finally, there is only 1 girl that stood out, which my LT gave his 2 thumbs of approval. And indeed, my LT and I immediately shared the same sentiments that my choice had such a strong resemblance to one of the previous girls from Dongbei Daqing that I had on one of the previous trips. I wasn’t surprise how my LT came to that conclusion, but hey, if he doesn’t know me well enough, he wouldn’t have been my LT. But, nevertheless, the booboo with my girl, who was from Hubei, was that she is having her “relative” visiting and wouldn’t be able to accompany me overnight! I was highly encouraged to get another girl, which I did, but somehow, under any normal circumstances the 2nd girl who was from Hunan, would have been an excellent first choice, but under that particular instance, she didn’t turn out to be the right replacement, especially when I have the soft spot for the 1st girl. Nevertheless, we had a crazy night! Partying and boozing, really hope that I’ll be present at every one of my LT’s party bash! Great fun!

Hate to leave the party, manage to get the contact number of my Hubei girl, and hopefully something might eventuate from it in the future. LT and Uncle were happy with their strategic picks. LT with his girl who very much had no make up, just the kind that we prefer, my bro and I had some supper before me and my bro ventured off again to the new hunting ground which I didn’t had much luck the past couple of time I was there. Deep down inside as season hunters, we felt that probably the timing wasn’t right. Honestly, I always felt that I have a better chance with guaranteed quality and success at any saunas as long as it is not after 2am, however, it was nearing to 2am. Oh well, nothing ventured, nothing gain, and so after the supper, me and my bro hopped onto a bike and off we went. At 2am, that place was teeming with life! Quite a contrast to what we have seen earlier on from the past 2 days. My bro and I took a slow walk down the lane, and in no time, my bro zoomed in on a cute little girl with glasses, to fulfill his teacher fetish fantasy. Well, I thought my luck had run out, didn’t see anyone that caught my eye, but surprisingly, I thought I saw a familiar face at one of the houses, one of the girls was earlier sitting with LT at FH KTV! Ah hah! And so that solves the mystery! Those that didn’t get overnight bookings at the KTV, will come down to this place and can be had for less than half the price compared to getting them at the KTV!

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I had almost given up, and since my brother has found his picking, a cute little bespectacled teacher, we decided to stroll up back to the main road and head back. As we approach the main street, the first house along that street basically was the most crowded, in terms of girls. The Mamasan started peddling her girls, pitching the usual sales talk… but… now, let me emphasize by saying that it is not a standard practice for me to eye the Mamasan, but somehow, this time round, this Mamasan firstly seems too young, the way she dresses is also different from the rest of the girls. She wore a very well worn, simple top and jeans, almost like just fresh from the village. Had minimal make up, which allows me to see and appreciate her natural beauty, and of particular interest was that, vaguely, I was able to decipher that she potentially has got quite a good figure. Instinctively, I knew she can’t be the real Mamasan, and just then, a matronly looking woman came up to me to again, pitch in the usual sales talk, which of course, I have gotten to immune to, that I practically ignore it and treat it as feedback noise, and just go purely on my gut instinct. True enough, in my own opinion, throw a few of my best flirtatious glance at the “fake” mamasan and the real mamasan chipped in and proposed that if I have taken a fancy on the “fake” mamasan all is negotiable. Since that is the case what else is there to negotiate? And so, serendipitously, not expecting to find any companion, bed warmer for the night, I landed with one, and hell it was the best one I had for this trip and for a long time!

My girl, is from Chongqing, and somehow, I had a premonition that it will be a good choice, so much so that I forgot 1 fundamental rule that I usually stick to, and that is I usually won’t choose girls who smokes. I have nothing against smokers, just that I have a very sensitive nose. It turned out, my girl automatically gave me a BBBJ, which as simply out of this world, and the first session was really intense! Body wise, as predicted, turns out she has got quite a stunning figure, relatively tall for a girl from Chongqing. After the first session, which lasted almost 2 hours, don’t ask me for details, but something did bothered me, which being my blunt usual self, I asked her why her body had a couple of visible scars, and only then, did she really opened up to me and told me that she was being kidnapped just 2 weeks ago at a nearby town called Tangxia. Shall not go into details, but apparently, found out that she has got a HK sponsor, and that explains why her BBBJ is so good. After the first round, and then some intense intellectual connection, we had another equally intense if not, even more satisfying round, and why I have to give it to this girl is that, it is rare and hard to find a good bed partner, who seems to be able to anticipate and compliment every stroke, and most important of all, being not afraid to equally enjoy the session as well.

For me, nothing beats seeing, hearing, and sensing that the lady is enjoying the session as much as, or if not, more than myself, which most of the time I have no problems because I have learnt to first loosen them up first through some casual chit chat, next comes the Da Vinci code… I mean the Da Vinci paint job, and the only thing I have yet to fully master is the art of giving ultimate pleasure… hehehe… which will take time and experience and more practices as it comes along. After 2 extremely sextisfying and intense session, it was about 7am, geez!!! All in all, I have been at it with just a brief rest for about 2 hours chit chat rest! I am truly amazed and that’s why I have to give her a SI of 9.5 despite that she smokes, or least she has limited to only 2 sticks of cigarette while the whole time she was with me, and despite the bruises on her body and leg, although not entirely her fault, sort of makes my heart ache for her that she was unfortunate enough to have gone through this potentially life threatening experience. She had to leave, I didn’t stop her not because I knew she has a sponsor and probably going back in case she gets called up, but probably because I was afraid that she wants more action and I was really drained by that time, but I did get her number before she left. She will be in my memory for a long time to come, especially at times when I need motivation most… hehe.

Original SI of 9.5, -1 for smoking, -0.5 for injury scars on her body, +1.5 simply for the unexpectedly good BBBJ and overall feeling so final score = 9.5

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Day 4
The day seems to have went pass like a fuzz. I didn’t have much action in the afternoon, but LT and Uncle sure did pick up some street action very much near to the heart of the town. And for once, my brother too managed to find something he liked. Well, I am happy for my family, and in the evening, LT and me decided to visit an old friend for old time’s sake, somebody whom we can sort of trust to provide ok standard girls. LT, being ambitious, took on a double, which I wasn’t surprised. However, I had two thoughts about my pick. LT and I saw something which might be a potential for me, but seems to give a very aloof feel. I was deciding whether should I take up the challenge and since I have had a streak of not too bad luck for the past 3 days, I decided to take the risk and had a pretty tall, again minimal make up, fair girl from Hubei Jingzhou again. We had dinner and tried to break the ice a little, which gave me some assurance that my choice may not be as bad as it seems. Turns out that, although it may not top the previous night’s ratings, it was not too bad either. Overall SI of 7.1

Day 5
Today is my last day with my family, tomorrow I shall be gone, there’s a tinge of sadness but as usual, while there’s always a compelling reason to leave, so that there’s always an equally compelling reason to anticipate the next return. Like usual, since I am here on a holiday, unlike LT and my bro who have work on their mind, I just simply took things easy. While LT, Uncle and me were happen to be at FH lobby pondering what to do, discussing our options for the night, bro had other arrangements, and LT, Uncle and me decided to visit a nearby town for variety. With about almost a couple of hours to go, I decided since we are at FH, why not just pop by the sauna again, and Uncle was interested to see the pickings this time round at FH. As I have no intention to make any reservation, and as we have reliable numbers to call anyway, decided to call the number, and coincidentally, the old time lover of another Uncle of ours diverted my call to another Mamasan, which happened to be the younger sister! This time round, even Uncle seems to feel a stir and vibration in his sword and LT, Uncle and me all unanimously agreed that this Mamasan, aka game warden, aka younger sister looks much better, and without further delay, since I have seen enough, waited long enough, I told the younger sister to arrange a physiotherapy for me and thereafter come back to look for me after my massage. This time round, I made sure she promised to come back and not like the previous time due to some miscommunication. Indeed she kept to her promise, and while almost coming to the end of my massage, she came back to my room to relax while waiting for me to complete. Overall, the session was pretty good, can’t really find any fault. I would rate an SI of 7.5. I manage to judge my time pretty well, and just as I completed, it was just right for dinner. LT, Uncle, me and our local friend met up with bro and his guests and had dinner at a local place, which served quality food at a much reasonable local price! Great dinner with very local settings and décor. After dinner, we decided to split ways, with bro taking care of his guests and LT, Uncle and our local friend decide to explore the next town. The next time was the true authentic good old BBS setting, only problem is without transport, it would be rather hard to explore as the place was rather dispersed. According to LT, he has noticed that this time round, most of the girls now put on make up, which was quite rare a couple of times he had previously visited, and also not exactly to our liking. After a couple of rounds, I manage to catch a rather tall girl standing at the back of the crowd, but the main thing that attracted me was her constant friendly smile. Well, decided to take her, who happens to be from Shandong and it turn out to be a not too bad choice. Perhaps the benchmark set 2 days ago was really unbeatable, but overall I have no complaints. Overall SI would be 7.8

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Some after thoughts:
My 9.5 girl wanted me to give her a call, and I am pretty sure that she will make the time for me if I requested for her company again, however, a few things came to my mind. Firstly, not so much the fact that she smokes, but it is obvious she has got a sponsor, so that didn’t really help despite I gave her a high SI. We might repeat or even top our previous performance, but I guess, I shall leave it as it is. As for the one from FH KTV that got away, we shall see if there’s any future possibility of seeing her when the time is right, and no “relative” is visiting. I guess it is all hit and miss, all depends on luck. By the third day, after my 2 intense session with the Chongqing 9.5 girl, my knees were aching. And then I realize that I might have suffered an sports related injury known as bedsheet burns. I wonder if I can claim insurance on that. Subsequently, Day 4 and 5 didn’t really offer any opportunity for me to recover. In my years of cheonging, I have learnt the art of first relaxing the female, like most natural history, the female species function best at mating when in a relaxed mood, otherwise, she might bite the male’s head off, like in the case of most spiders and praying mantis. Next comes the artistry of it, the Da Vinci or Rembrandt paintings, I am still mastering the stroke, but I guess I have to also work on the posture and position to avoid serious athletics and sports injury. But anyway, I had a truly enjoyable time and can only yearn for my next pilgrimage return trip.

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such a detailed story.. a bit confused.. anyway, well done for the story!

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Nice FR, but the location of the places mentioned, quite cuntfusing.

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Sorry about the confusion, it is purposedly written that way to keep the suspense.