Two weird experiences in two weeks

[floriangray]

Part 1

So last week after a kind bro sent me the details of a spa in the west, i decided to go along and visit. I was close to where i live and it was suggested that specials could be had. So i couldn't resist.

Unfortunately when i went, and the two subsequent times I've been, they were full and told me to come back later. Later was no good for me but i was now in the mood for a massage so i went walking home and on the look out for somewhere else. Luck has it i found some shops and a spa further down the road. It looked pretty inconspicuous from the outside so i went in, paid my $50 for a 60 min body massage and was taken away. I'd like to say it was nice, relaxing with beautiful decoration etc.. but as i was led further into the dungeon it was just brown painted bare brick walls and very dimly lit, gloomy and basically just depressing.

At this point i was already thinking about a plan to escape but you know. For one thing i just paid $50 and also, there could be a SYT hiding in this place that needs a knight in shining armour to help her escape or something. So hoping for the best i forge ahead and into the room. Holly shit! It was even worse in there than the corridors leading up to it. Even darker, same brick walls, a window with some type of cardboard box over it and no shower to name a few things. "This can't get any worse" sprung to mind.. then walked in the ML. Fuucckkkkk. I won't be nasty but lets just say she was definitely no SYT.

The massage started and it wasn't good or bad. It was just a massage. Maybe 30 or so minutes into the massage things get interesting, As she moved from my back and arms down to my legs i felt her almost immediately rip open the paper pants. Now this isn't uncommon but usually they rip the sides to make massaging the upper leg easier. But no... she rips open the arsehole part and proceeds to apply oils to my testicles and bottom like she had bought the stuff in a DAISO store sale.

As long as i don't have to think about the place i was lying in or the ML doing it, i let her continue and didn't feel terrible. When she asked i told her it was good so she went on for another 5 minutes. Then came the question.. do you want extra sir ? Only HJ was offered and for $50. Obviously my answer was NO to this question. But apart from her strange sales technique, what i found even stranger was that she wanted me to pay the "spa" another $50 for her time since she would only give the special after the 60 minutes that i bought in the first place.

When i made a crappy excuse and said no to her offer, she soon finished and i dressed and ran out the door.

All in all, very weird and i wouldn't recommend the place or be back again.

Part 2:

After last weeks events i was looking forward to a nice massage. I even went to a "clean" place this time since i had some genuine aches and pains in my back. I was hoping for a good quality hard massage from experienced ML i.e. no piano fingers. So using another recommendation from a bro on this forum, i jump on the bus and i was on my way.

I arrive and it looks nice from the outside so i walk in and two nice faces say hi. I ask for a 60 min body massage which for some reason in this MP was $58. No sure why it thinks it's $8 better than everywhere else but i was there so i just paid and went with it.

Soon a ML came and escorted me upstairs. She wasn't a SYT either but she was pleasant to look at.. even if her attitude to start with was a big 'can't be bothered'. The decor was nicer and the room while dark, at least had a shower. Saying that, the shower room had a washing machine in it which was slightly odd. Anyway, after a quick wash and pulling on my paper pants, i lay down until she returned and the massage started.

It wasn't the hard massage or high quality that i was hoping for but she made up for it with her acrobatic dancing on my back with her knees. At one point i thought i'd joined the circus after some of the stuff it felt she was doing.

Anyway she calmed down and carried on a more normal massage for 40 minutes, we talked a little and then to my surprise she then signalled to my bottom again. So OK i thought, at least this one is asking but it wasn't very clear exactly what she was offering since she only wanted $30. That's the one part i did understand immediately. Turns out it was just to massage, rub with oil, my bottom and balls. But she was quite clear that there would be 'no HJ'.

For $30 i was curious if it was going to be some type of amazing lingam so i said yes. Sadly it was just her rubbing oil on my arsehole and grabbing my balls again for 10 minutes. Reminded me of previous week! It was OK but not really worth $30, especially since it left me with a massive erection. Now what!

I showered, paid and had some small talk before she told me her name. Just before i left the room she gave me a cuddle and took me to the exit. Damn it! "I could feel she had some nice breasts hiding under there" - was my leaving thought. Sigh.

So two weeks and i'm still looking for a good massage and somewhere that'll give me a full special. If anyone knows somewhere in the west please, help a bro

[Abcdefghijklmn]

Lol, that is consider bad luck bro.. Sometimes we will miss also. Not Everyday is Sunday you know.

If you want recommendation in the west, I have one. Pretty accessible from mrt (no need bus).

Just send me a buzz.

[wittyman]

bro ts i feel that you should expose the 2 places, especially the first one, so that bros here can save the hard earned $$

[iphone1s]

why isn't any one asking to share the contact here?

[Spalove]

Originally Posted by iphone1s

why isn't any one asking to share the contact here?

Go to bed kiddo

[KCHA]

Originally Posted by iphone1s

why isn't any one asking to share the contact here?

Ok, i will ask what no one wants to ask....
Can share contact please?

[Golferone]

Bros I have worse experiences, but share contacts plse

[BADDDman]

TS i think you surely deserve BETTER services.

These 2 experiences are so BAD - expose them so rest of samsters get to save their hard earned $$$.

[qinghe]

your 2nd spa trip FR got me laughing.. pity you had to go home with blueballs

[rey69]

TS really good in writing long essay.
I read until fatigue kicks in......

[xianxee]

I really miss this type of FRs....last time even better, can type without any inhibitions but not nowadays....